"Snape Fucked Dumbledore!" Wait, what?

[Atty]

Tonight, the one thousand grand prize winners of the Scholastic's Open Book Tour Sweepstakes along with a companion got the chance to see Harry Potter author J. K. Rowling read from "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," answer questions and sign books at New York City's Carnegie Hall. We have exclusive information this evening on the myriad of "Deathly Hallows" questions she answered as well as in-depth details on a number of subjects she spoke about.

A caution now. Parts of the following WILL contain book seven SPOILERS.

First, the biggest revelation of the night came when Jo revealed to her audience the fact that Albus Dumbledore is gay and had fallen in love with fellow wizard and friend, Gellert Grindelwald. This elicited a huge reaction and prolonged ovation. So much so, it promoted Jo to say:
"If I had known this would have made you this happy, I would have told you years ago."The question was: Did Dumbledore, who believed in the prevailing power of love, ever fall in love himself?
JKR: My truthful answer to you... I always thought of Dumbledore as gay. [ovation.] ... Dumbledore fell in love with Grindelwald, and that that added to his horror when Grindelwald showed himself to be what he was. To an extent, do we say it excused Dumbledore a little more because falling in love can blind us to an extend, but he met someone as brilliant as he was, and rather like Bellatrix he was very drawn to this brilliant person, and horribly, terribly let down by him. Yeah, that's how i always saw Dumbledore. In fact, recently I was in a script read through for the sixth film, and they had Dumbledore saying a line to Harry early in the script saying I knew a girl once, whose hair... [laughter]. I had to write a little note in the margin and slide it along to the scriptwriter, "Dumbledore's gay!" [laughter] "If I'd known it would make you so happy, I would have announced it years ago!"
Jo also said after revelation: "I had to give you something to talk about for the next 10 years...Just imagine the fan fiction now." Source. (http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/2007/10/20/j-k-rowling-at-carnegie-hall-reveals-dumbledore-is-gay-neville-marries-hannah-abbott-and-scores-more)

Lol, Dumbledore is gay!

I sort of suspected something based on his actions and the whole thing in the seventh book increased my suspicions a bit but I put that off to how more accepted homosexual behavior is in Europe in media. Didn't think she'd ever come out and say he was, guess I was wrong. :giggle:

[DaneO'Roo]

lol wtf.


I call Ron being a transvestite.

[Con]

Jo also said after revelation: "I had to give you something to talk about for the next 10 years...Just imagine the fan fiction now."
:gonk:

[dg]

Hmm, an interesting decision for the author!

[Terry]

Why would she do this? LMAO.

I wonder if Aberforth knows :o

[teh lag]

I wonder if Aberforth knows :o

He's too busy doing things with goats.

(I'm serious.)

[nooBBooze]

Its not like this concept is all new to literature, you know.
ever heard of karl may?




....yeah.

[OmegaDragon]

Dumbledore was gay for Grindelwald? :O

My sister told me this yesterday. she is an hp freak >.>

[IPBJT!]

"Just imagine the fan fiction now."
My mind hurts just from reading that part.

[Bodzilla]

is this just a load of bullshit?

or is this legit :\

[jngrow]

WTF.

This is hella funny. Like, to the max. Amazing find.

[Emmzee]

Jo also said after revelation: "I had to give you something to talk about for the next 10 years...Just imagine the fan fiction now."
Like it wasn't already fucked up...

DON'T CLICK THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE HOW FUCKED UP HARRY POTTER FANFICS CAN BE (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2874198/1/The_Forgotten_and_Harry)

[n00b1n8R]

that is gross you are gross.

also, this explains alot xD

[Random]

Wait, if Dumbledore was gay then why didn't he want to go to azkaban. He could have been like, hey Sirius want to hold my wand ;). And Sirius would be like, yah let me feel some your magic.

sorry

[n00b1n8R]

are you channeling haruko?

[Random]

are you channeling haruko?

I am waiting for him to make a post. I am not in any mood to write a prison analsex epic between dumbledore and sirius. Although you could throw hagrid in there too. Put some stuff about dumbledore wanting to be fucked (anal) by a giant or something like that.

[NeiaG]

thats funny as hell

[n00b1n8R]

I am waiting for him to make a post. I am not in any mood to write a prison analsex epic between dumbledore and sirius. Although you could throw hagrid in there too. Put some stuff about dumbledore wanting to be fucked (anal) by a giant or something like that.

half-giant :eng101:

also :sick:

also, dumbledore for gay role model '07

[Pooky]

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4189/albusdumbledoresu2.jpg

I'd hit it.

[Random]

half-giant :eng101:

I know that but I figured Hagrid would invite his brother over and they can do some double penetration on Dumbledore.

[Bathroom Security]

Could we leave the fan fiction to another forum >.>

[Random]

Could we leave the fan fiction to another forum >.>

I was merely poking fun at fan fiction and how horrible it is.

[Pooky]

I was merely poking fun at fan fiction and how hot it is.

ftfy

[Skiiran]

Fanfiction rapes children.

[NullZero]

Rofl, Random, you're jokes!

[Emmzee]

Fanfiction rapes children.
You rape children!

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/051216/dtl_hansen_pred02_051216.300w.jpg

And Chris Hansen will catch you with his TV show!

[STLRamsFan]

:gonk:


I know that but I figured Hagrid would invite his brother over and they can do some double penetration on Dumbledore.

:suicide:

And I thought the whole Harry Potter thing was over...

[Skiiran]

You rape children!

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/051216/dtl_hansen_pred02_051216.300w.jpg

And Chris Hansen will catch you with his TV show!
My name isn't Emmzee or Fanfiction. Why would I be on that show?

ZING!

[Emmzee]

My name isn't Emmzee or Fanfiction. Why would I be on that show?

ZING!
Because you rape children.

ZING!

[Archon23]

How come IM not on that show?

[Emmzee]

How come IM not on that show?
'Cause you're too good to get caught.

[Random]

Dumbledore has a phoenix, which must symbolize him as FLAMING gay

[Skiiran]

Because you rape children.

ZING!
But I don't have a bullet in my liver, haha!

ZING!*shoots Emmzee*

[Emmzee]

But I don't have a bullet in my liver, haha!

ZING!*shoots Emmzee*
Too bad I wear a trauma plate over that area at all times!

ZING!

[Skiiran]

Too bad I wear a trauma plate over that area at all times!

ZING!
Too bad indeed.

ZING!

[Emmzee]

Too bad indeed.

ZING!
Accusation!

ZING!

[Skiiran]

Accusation!

ZING!
OBJECTION! ALSO ZING!

[Dr Nick]

"Shut the fuck up, Go-Bot."

/clerks2quote

[Atty]

Objection, you are in contempt of my ego. BAN!

[Sever]

Your Honor, I would like to make an appeal for a brief recess.

YAY RECESS!!!

[Skiiran]

Your Honor, I would like to make an appeal for a brief recess.
I have candy for the kids.:awesome:

[Sever]

http://myspaceantics.com/images/funny/free-candy.jpg

Bad Skiiran

[Skiiran]

http://myspaceantics.com/images/funny/free-candy.jpg

Bad Skiiran
Yep, that be my ride bitches. Bros befo' hos.

In this thread we learn that I should never try to be Gangsta.

[Emmzee]

Yep, that be my ride bitches. Bros befo' hos.
Except in your case, in which the "bros" are very, very young.

[Dr Nick]

Except in your case, in which the "bros" are very, very young.
"You must spread more reputation around before giving it to Emmzee again."

:(

[Skiiran]

Except in your case, in which the "bros" are very, very young.
Sir, I plus-rep you. Nice job.

And I mean that too.
EDIT: Except apparently the system won't let me +rep you. Sorry, man.

[Emmzee]

Sir, I plus-rep you. Nice job.

And I mean that too.
EDIT: Except apparently the system won't let me +rep you. Sorry, man.
Then we've got to destroy the system.


Just like in The Matrix.

[Skiiran]

Then we've got to destroy the system.


Just like in The Matrix.
There are no kids.

[Archon23]

There is no rape.

[Emmzee]

There is no rape.
Only one-sided consensus.

[n00b1n8R]

Only one-sided consensus.

that's what he said :smith:

[rossmum]

Only one-sided consensus.
And epic threads.

[Skiiran]

And epic threads.
FOX ONLY.

[Emmzee]

And epic threads.
And epic users.

[Pooky]

And epic users.
And epic games.

Is this thread even about hot gaynal with old men anymore?

[Emmzee]

And epic games.

Is this thread even about hot gaynal with old men anymore?
Are you even about hot gaynal with old men anymore?

Yes.

[Pooky]

Are you even about hot gaynal with prepubescent boys anymore?

Yes.

The truth, by Dole.

[Emmzee]

The hot truth, by Dole.
Fixed.

[n00b1n8R]

The truth, by Dole.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/fire_fly21/lilsispool2006yo0copy.jpg

[Skiiran]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/fire_fly21/lilsispool2006yo0copy.jpg
Guys he rapes babies. I know because God told me just now in the form of a tsetse fly.

Wait, we have tsetse flies? Well, fuck that means I have Sleeping Sickne-

[Emmzee]

Guys he rapes babies. I know because God told me just now in the form of a tsetse fly.

Wait, we have tsetse flies? Well, fuck that means I have Sleeping Sickne-
What happened did Candlejack get y

[Dole]

Is this thread even about hot gaynal with old men anymore?OMG BAN. :gonk:


The truth, by Dole.
Sponsored by Washington Mutual, KFC, your local Foot Locker retail outlet, and Ford Motor Companies.

[Bastinka]

.. KFC, and Ford Motor Companies.
:lmao:

This thread is of win :]

[Skiiran]

What happened did Candlejack get y
You are retarded; in that post I got sleeping sickness and died on the spot OR went into a coma.

[Emmzee]

You are retarded; in that post I got sleeping sickness and died on the spot OR went into a coma.
No, I'm pretty sure it was Candlejack.

Oh fu

[Skiiran]

No, I'm pretty sure it was Candlejack.

Oh fu
It was not fucking candle jack okay, mist-