Sorry skull F***ers...

[jahrain]

U.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7 percent.

Link to video
(http://www.theonion.com/content/video/live_from_congress_the_skull)

[Tweek]

...

ummm, i'm speechless.
is this real?! >_>

[n00b1n8R]

:lmao:

I was taking that seriously until I read the header.
it's reported on the onion.

NUFF SAID (http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ninja_parade_slips_through_town)

[DaneO'Roo]

Skullfuckers beware! Your in for a Sinclair!

[n00b1n8R]

Skullfuckers beware! Your in for a Sinclair!
/thread

[DaneO'Roo]

I dunno about you guys, but Occular Penetration makes it sound so much more wrong. :gonk:

"Skullfucking" almost makes it sound like your penetrating someone else with your skull.

It can be taken both ways.

Also, thats what she said.


Also, EPIC ENDING FUNNY.

[teh lag]

Wow...

Fairly disturbing.

[Atty]

Well, there goes my good Friday nights.

[Syuusuke]

Oh my :gonk:

[AAA]

Holy shit....me and my friend were making fun of this.....but we didn't actually think this stuff really exsisted o_O

[Con]

His language was a bit...colorful. Not what I'd normally expect from a professional speech. Disturbing indeed.

edit: just found out that site is satirical. God damnit.

[Random]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/use_of_n_word_may_end_porn_stars

Awesome, <3 the onion.

[Phopojijo]

Maybe they just plan on locking up Paris Hilton again? o.o;

Er shit -- just realized Oral is not counted.

[Mass]

His language was a bit...colorful. Not what I'd normally expect from a professional speech. Disturbing indeed.

edit: just found out that site is satirical. God damnit.
Lol, you don't know about the onion?

I read my Onion every goddamn day!

Also, you believed it because it said he was a republican.
;)

[Emmzee]

Old, posted this in the YouTube thread like a month ago.

[Skiiran]

I'll bet this is in response to California spending tax money on a Mule museum.

[Aerowyn]

To me, "skullfucking" sounds more like when a man forces oral sex upon a woman by holding her head firmly in place.

To suggest that a staggering amount of gang members gouge out people's eyes and then proceed to rape the empty eye socket is a little... well, it's a little odd. I know there are fetishes for everything... but come on. Raping an eye socket?

Since it's from the onion I don't know how real this is, but if it's real I swear that senator is the dumbest I've seen since Ted Stevens compared the internet to a series of tubes.

[DaneO'Roo]

Oh, it's real.

[n00b1n8R]

post a link.


His language was a bit...colorful. Not what I'd normally expect from a professional speech. Disturbing indeed.

edit: just found out that site is satirical. God damnit.

no shit, I said that on post 3 :|

[DaneO'Roo]

I'd post links, but really, I don't wanna be banned.

Search sites like filecabi.net, rotten etc.

Or just Mr Google.

[Bodzilla]

I'd post links, but really, I don't wanna be banned.

Search sites like filecabi.net, rotten etc.

Or just Mr Google.
no thanks

:sick:

[Emmzee]

To suggest that a staggering amount of gang members gouge out people's eyes and then proceed to rape the empty eye socket is a little... well, it's a little odd. I know there are fetishes for everything... but come on. Raping an eye socket?
Skullfucking is the hottest form of nonconsensual sex you can have.

You wouldn't know.

Because you're a woman.

[Random]

no thanks

:sick:

Just do a google image search for skullfuck and you will find a picture :) turn safe search off too.

[ICEE]

holy shit how could anyone find that pleasurable? i hope that this is totally fake because, shit.



Just do a google image search for skullfuck and you will find a picture :) turn safe search off too.

oh god

[DaneO'Roo]

Also, lullin Random is right.

[Cortexian]

*Stops*

Oh... Really... O wait! I'm in Canada!

*Starts over*