Who wants to buy a 57 acre ICBM Facility?

[Abdurahman]

You heard me right folks, for 1.5 million dollars, you can have this beautiful 57 acre decommissioned, but still operational, Titan ICBM Missile Base. It is conveniently Located in Central Washington 1.5 hours from Spokane and 4 hours To Seattle! , and 10 minutes from the interstate 90!

It has 16 operational underground buildings, including:

3 - 160' Tall Missile Silos
3 - (4 story) Equipment Terminal Bldgs
2 - Antenna Silos
100' Diameter Control Dome Bldg.
125' Diameter Power Dome Bldg.

All of this can be yours for only 300,000 down!

Although everything has been stripped off since it was decommissioned, it can still be retrofitted to accommodate any person's needs!

(Especially an evil mastermind who might want to rule the world.)

Here is the link.:D (http://cgi.ebay.com/Titan-Missile-Base-Central-Washington_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ1607QQihZ009 QQitemZ190132455924QQrdZ1)

[teh lag]

I saw something (on Discovery Channel or something) about someone who actually lives in a decomissioned missile base. It was hella cool, though the actual silo was a bit creepy (sup 100 foot drop and rusty machinery). I wouldn't mind living in a place like that.

[Abdurahman]

Yeah, most decom. missile bases are all rusty and full of water. This one is still like new though lol.

http://www.missilebases.com/

Wow these missle bases are bieng sold a lot!

[nooBBooze]

I wonder if it has a nuke-proof bunker...
heck, id go for it then.
id say another few millions and i could have it restored for all my :tinfoil:-needs including global warming, any other sort of apocalypse, taxmen and anglicans.

its like your own state within a state...wow.

[Abdurahman]

All these silos were built to withstand a nuke, or a lot of very large explosions.

[Tweek]

this is the ultimate location for a game studio.

snaf, you know what you have to do!

[SnaFuBAR]

this is the ultimate location for a game studio.

snaf, you know what you have to do!
i'm totally on this.

[Random]

i'm totally on this.

:D I call silo.

[Kornman00]

i'm totally on this.
One of those silos will be filled to the top with servers...

RUNNING H2SERVER :lol:

[Abdurahman]

:D I call silo.

Don't worry, theres 3 of them.

[Amit]

:D I call silo.

There are three silos but can I lease the Control Center?:D

[Aerowyn]

I call one of the equipment terminals! :awesome:

[Con]

That's so awesome...

[paladin]

They turned a silo in South Dakota, near my uncles property, into a 7 story, underground house. Thats not toooo far from me, I might be able to make the commute to Seattle from it.

[Atty]

Hey SnaF, can I move in and finish EnGen when you buy the place? :D

[n00b1n8R]

dibs control dome.

seriously, that'd be the coolest thing to own evar.

short of a space ship.

or a warthog.

or a lazer canon.

[Atty]

All of which fit in the complex. :awesome:

[Abdurahman]

Yeah :awesome:

WE should totally pool our meager earnings for the next five years and like totally buy it! :haw:

[n00b1n8R]

Yeah :awesome:

WE should totally pool our meager earnings for the next five years and like totally buy it! :haw:

here's my 5 years in advance :haw: :
COS IT'LL HELP ALOT$0.50 AUD :saddowns:

[rossmum]

i'm totally on this.
YES

THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME, IF ONLY WE HAD SOME HERE

AND YES, CAPS ARE NECESSARY TO CONVEY THE INCREDIBLY AWESOME NATURE OF HAVING YOUR OWN MISSILE BASE.

[Skiiran]

here's my 5 years in advance :haw: :
COS IT'LL HELP ALOT$0.50 AUD :saddowns:
I WILL BUY ALL AWESOME DUDES GREEN CARDS/LIVING PERMITS IF WE FOLLOW THIS PLAN.

I am also dead serious.

I am also dead kidding. But it would be awesome if we did.

[nooBBooze]

they say some guys had a grow op running in one of those.
lol

[rossmum]

they say some guys had a grow op running in one of those.
lol
Hey, if you could get the right lighting and irrigation going... nobody will see the light, since it's so far underground and for that matter, nobody will really be able to see shit, since it's underground, there's a fuckton of space...

[Zeph]

iia

With over 8 million americans having between 1 and 10 million USD, I know someone's going to buy and live in it.

[klange]

Guess what?
Old.
This isn't a good sign. HaloMods beat you to it. (http://forums.halomods.com/viewtopic.php?t=70467).

As I said there, an underground facility is my dream home.

[Aerowyn]

Guess what?
Old.
This isn't a good sign. HaloMods beat you to it. (http://forums.halomods.com/viewtopic.php?t=70467).

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Way to be a fucking Debbie Downer.

[Hurrvish]

its a shelter from the outside world, where we can do pointless things all day long

owai-

[Random]

http://triggur.org/silo/site.html

wow these places are a wreak.

[Abdurahman]

Heres the diagram of the complex :D

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4245/552a3nd4.jpg

[Aerowyn]

http://triggur.org/silo/site.html

wow these places are a wreak.

Those pictures remind me of the "Escape" portion of Portal. :rolleyes:

[rossmum]

Which is precisely the reason why I must have one.

[Emmzee]

H2V should all chip in and buy it.

That way, we can all live there and shag all night long.

[Rob Oplawar]

I'm in. Unfortunately I just spent all the money I had on a single share of Google.

[thehoodedsmack]

I can pitch in $500. Remember, that's Canadian dollars. Yeeeeah, you'll be accepting our quarters now, won't you?

[Emmzee]

I can pitch in $500. Remember, that's Canadian dollars. Yeeeeah, you'll be accepting our quarters now, won't you?
$500 Canadian = $505 American, so yes.

[thehoodedsmack]

Did some calculations. 600 members chip in $500 each, bam, we got a down payment. Y'all get workin' on that.

[Bodzilla]

i have $500 right now
:D:D:D!111


:iia:

[rossmum]

I have a few thousand.

...But I can't spend any of it until I'm 21. :smith:

[thehoodedsmack]

^ Inheritance?

[rossmum]

Yeah.

[Sever]

^Birth Certificate Forgery?

[rossmum]

No. My relatives would render that completely pointless.

[Abdurahman]

Just imagine the possibilities of having our own missile base!


:iia:

[Skiiran]

Just imagine the possibilities of having our own missile base!


:iia:
We could launch a Xenium reactor on a Soviet rocket with an 8.5-lb oddity and disrupt a massive super-portal created by post-singularity monstrosities.

Oh wait-

[Abdurahman]

We could launch a Xenium reactor on a Soviet rocket with an 8.5-lb oddity and disrupt a massive super-portal created by post-singularity monstrosities.

Oh wait-

:awesome:
That would be cool...

If we somehow switched universes with Half Life 2 EP2.

[NeiaG]

*whistles* so theres no way to re-activate it? and why would someone want to sell something that awesome?

[Skiiran]

*whistles* so theres no way to re-activate it? and why would someone want to sell something that awesome?
You could always replace the essential systems using some tape and a supercomputer, and then BUILD new missiles to start a cheap space-deployment company.

[NeiaG]

with monkey spacemen. that will be lotsa fun. damn it i need 1.5 million

[Abdurahman]

Yeah all the electronics were taken out, but who wants old 60's era computers in a base? I say we retrofit it with the latest supercomputers :D

Which would probably take a few hundred thousand dollars.

But it would be awesome :D

[Skiiran]

Monkeys? 1.5 million? Please. All you need is a Reliant Robin and all the tea (http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHIx5jFBUTY)you can drink. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=exLhMgVYegI&mode=related&search=)

[NeiaG]

or a plush monkey, toy rocket, green paper, and alotta weed

[Boba]

Can I sleep in the server bay? It will keep me warm!

[Skiiran]

Can I sleep in the server bay? It will keep me warm!
Well...

So would sleeping in a tub of KY warming lubricant. Or a proper bed. :hist101: