a simple question.

[Tweek]

i want to print out the internet, anyone have spare paper for me?

[n00b1n8R]

I got some used toilet paper doing nothing if you want it.

[DaneO'Roo]

WHAT THE FUCK TWEEK YOU CAN'T PRINT OUT ROSS HES A PERSON :mad::mad:



















:v

[Phobias]

lol @ question.



no.

[Jelly]

I got about 20 sheets left in my printer, you're welcome to them.

[n00b1n8R]

so which sites are you printing first? http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-pervert.gif

[DaneO'Roo]

way to kill the thread n00b :fail:

[Syuusuke]

http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/m/me/mehere/251979_paper_stack.jpg

This is a good start.

I'll get a million more stacks for you.

[Rosco]

i want to print out the internet, anyone have spare paper for me?

Sure, I bet it doesn't take much to print out the internet. WORDS

[Teh Ganon]

Think of the trees. South America would BE GONE.

[Tweek]

omg guys, plas -repped me for for this terrible abommination of a thread.
i gave printing out his -rep extra priority!

I AM STUCK IN A VICIOUS REP CIRCLE!! :v

I DEMAND more paper!

moderators are editing my posts!!!
WHATS HAPPENING :tinfoil:

[Rob Oplawar]

I just want everyone to know that I support this cause. This is a noble and valiant effort and I wish Tweek the best of luck.
However, I am afraid I cannot help you Tweek, for I already used all the paper in the universe when I accidentally tried to print the unwritable number (http://digg.com/general_sciences/Caution_Do_not_print_this_page_or_the_Universe_wil l_fill_up_with_paper). But since then more paper has been made, and it appears the page linked by Digg has vanished from the face of the internet, so without that number it may be safe to continue. Just proceed with caution.

Edit: nope, Comcast was just being a bitch- I guess a number that humongantuous was just too much for Comcast to allow me to view, but it is still there on the internets. Just be sure you print that page last Tweek, for once you do, the mass of paper will collapse into the most massive black hole the universe has ever known, eventually sucking in all matter in existence and subsequently exploding in the next Big Bang. After that, we may have to go without the internet for quite some time, but at least we will have a back-up of it on paper.

[ICEE]

when the internet was first invented, it was made of wood.

[Zeph]

Will you take disks instead?
http://www.scandoc.com/Prvscd.jpg

otherwise, here you go:
http://blogs.princeton.edu/eqn/images/bigstockphoto_Stack_Of_Papers_1196666.jpg
You might need to take the staples out :\.

[Rob Oplawar]

@ironclad: oh yeah? Back in my day the internet was all theory and politics. Now look. That Ross gun could put a hole clean through the fabric of space-time itself.

edit: Tweek, I found an infinite supply of paper for you- Every day I receive approximately 2 metric tons of spam in my mailbox. If I sent a reply asking for more information to every one, I think we just might have enough paper to pull this off, although the convoy of mail trucks coming to my apartment each day would produce enough carbon dioxide to greenhouse the world to death in just a few months. It's ok, though, because at the same time the amount of paper piled up will increase the Earth's diameter significantly, causing the atmosphere to thin out enough to cancel out the effect of the greenhouse gasses.

[Syuusuke]

Tweek, you might want to decrease the font size of the Internet to save some paper.

[Sever]

"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Rob Oplawar again."

Also, I wonder when this site will be printed out. Tweek, what printing order are you going in? Size, alphabetical order, or level of awesome?

[ICEE]

i would just get a bunch of printers and do like all the sites at once. 90% of what you print is going to be porn. i guess you can LITERALLY get lost in porn this way. hmm

[n00b1n8R]

Back in my day the internet was all theory and politics. Now look. That Ross gun could put a hole clean through the fabric of space-time itself.

awesome post.