Mindfuck time!

[Metroid4593]

@_@

"A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes: First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery doctors discover that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they most surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.

Reeling from these disasters, rejected from society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and a drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time traveller corps." Both of them enter a time machine and the bartender drops the drifter off in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan girl, who subsequently becomes pregnant.

The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops the baby off in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time traveller corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together and becomes respected and elderly member of the time traveller corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970."

[Syuusuke]

Wouldn't he/she basically be fucking him/herself?

[Dr Nick]

Self-cestious sonuvabitch!

[Reaper Man]

Impossible, as he would've had to go back in time in the first place to get the chick preggers.

[Amit]

Regardless, I still like the story...it's sad and I have pity on it.

[Kornman00]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:gonk:

[TeeKup]

I'm confused. :gonk:

[Archon23]

Okay a Girl from an orphanage was impregnated by this guy who was the same girl but older and a guy because in the operation room they had to have surgery on this girl to make him/her to well a guy. And the baby girl that was delivered was the same girl too? Only kidnapped by her to place in the same orphanage to be raised and repeat this cycle?

And all of this was possible because this girl/guy thing met a bartender who was in some time travelling corps BUT that bartender was the same guy?

Um ow.

[Huero]

Made enough sense to me.

[nooBBooze]

o_o

i think i could read it 10+ times and still having a big fat WTF written on my forehead.
so basically he fell of his toilet and came up with the idea for a time machine right?

[Mass]

Made enough sense to me, further thought on the subject may cause implosion, so I will stop now.

[Archon23]

Though one must ask, how did this cycle start?

I mean the girl had to be born, but her father is herself so how the fuck?

[legionaire45]

wasn't too much of a mindfuck. Just wierd.

[Phobias]

What the fuck.

My head hurts.

[Bodzilla]

it all made sense to me.

now i'm worried.
Hold me ;__;

[Emmzee]

I'll hold you!

[Anton]

I got it, but i'm a little confused.

[klange]

It's a physical impossibility, but the basics of it make perfect sense.
B*** is a tranny, gets knocked up by herself, then she steals her own baby, drops her off at an orphanage, becomes a bartender, repeat cycle infinitely.

[Abdurahman]

Wow, hold on there, thats a temporal paradox right there!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporal_paradox

I fully understand it.

Is that normal?

[LlamaMaster]

The third paragraph really threw me off. From what I can tell there is no beginning or end, only a mixed assortment of events completely dependent on each other. Going into any more detail would be impossible.

[n00b1n8R]

so basically he fell of his toilet and came up with the idea for a time machine right?

I see what you did there.

this kind of reminds me of the episode from futurama where fry finds out he's his own grandfather.

to quote the professor "if history doesn't care your your own grandfather than who are we to judge?"

of course if you were to take Dr who seriously then according to the Time Lord himself (i forget the specific words but basically)

"if you were to look at the 4th dimension from an unbiased viewing point it wouldn't be a linear progression of cause and effect as people assume, but a sphere of infinitely looping.. timey.. whimy.. things..."

[itszutak]

I think I understood it completely.

However, I am completely exhausted...I'll read it again in the morning.

With any luck, I'll be as confused as the rest of you.

[n00b1n8R]

I find it strange that people object to a person coming into existence and infinitely looping through time but not that time travel it's self is possible >_>

[Dr Nick]

I can see time travel being possible. We just have to go faster than the speed of light, and not let our faces fall off.

[Bodzilla]

look assuming time travel was possible, this event in it'self would be impossible.
the reason he went back in time was to change the events of the past.
yet him changing the events made him want to change the events.

he wouldnt of had a reason to go back the first time, so therefore he wouldnt have got himself pregnant or even joined the stupid time travel club.

it goes onto infinity but the start is the massive hole in this story.

[Phobias]

Life is pre-written.

(why did I say that.....:|)

[Amit]

Though one must ask, how did this cycle start?

I mean the girl had to be born, but her father is herself so how the fuck?

This is exactly why there was no such girl/boy/gay bartender/orphan. It's simply impossible. One more thing. Why do we discuss things like these? It was just posted to do exactly what the thread name said: FUCK WITH YOUR MIND!

[itszutak]

@_@

"A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes: First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery doctors discover that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they most surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.

Reeling from these disasters, rejected from society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and a drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time traveller corps." Both of them enter a time machine and the bartender drops the drifter off in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan girl, who subsequently becomes pregnant.

The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops the baby off in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time traveller corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together and becomes respected and elderly member of the time traveller corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970."

After reading a second time...Holy crap, I am fucking lost. I'll try drawing a diagram.

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5000/whatthefuckrg7.th.jpg (http://img508.imageshack.us/my.php?image=whatthefuckrg7.jpg)

Looks like a convoluted grandfather paradox.

And a brainfuck.

[FRain]

DEAR GOD I JUST GOT MINDFUCKED :gonk: :gonk: :gonk:

AHHH DEAR GOD THE FUCKING PAIN DEAR CHRIST IT BURNS :(

[teh lag]

Hmm..

Time travel eh?

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Dave/comictime1.png


It never ends...

[Zeph]

Quantum theory says they are all not the same person, just very similar.

[ExAm]

I can see time travel being possible. We just have to go faster than the speed of light, and not let our faces fall off....and not become infinitely massive, thus stamping out existence...

[itszutak]

Shit. I forgot some arrows. My diargram needs to be a LOT more complicated.

But here's a question: What happens if, at some point in this loop, the orphan gets a scar?

Or even more complicated, the bartender, drifter, and the girl all get in a fight?

[Dr Nick]

...and not become infinitely massive, thus stamping out existence...
Exactly! :v

[ICEE]

O NOES! MAI MIND!

[ExAm]

Shit. I forgot some arrows. My diargram needs to be a LOT more complicated.

But here's a question: What happens if, at some point in this loop, the orphan gets a scar?

Or even more complicated, the bartender, drifter, and the girl all get in a fight?No consequence. Each change would end up only in each of their respective separate timelines.

[Skiiran]

No consequence. Each change would end up only in each of their respective separate timelines.
Warp 8.5 number 1.

[Aerowyn]

TIME TRAVEL MAKES IT ALL MAKE SENSE.

[n00b1n8R]

except for the part where it started.

I suppose if we ever understand how the universe started it'd probably make more sense.

[Amit]

DEAR GOD I JUST GOT MINDFUCKED :gonk: :gonk: :gonk:

AHHH DEAR GOD THE FUCKING PAIN DEAR CHRIST IT BURNS :(


O NOES! MAI MIND!

These comments aren't really necessary.

[ImSpartacus]

@_@

"A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes: First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery doctors discover that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they most surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.

Reeling from these disasters, rejected from society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and a drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time traveller corps." Both of them enter a time machine and the bartender drops the drifter off in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan girl, who subsequently becomes pregnant.

The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops the baby off in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time traveller corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together and becomes respected and elderly member of the time traveller corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970."

I like how every fucking character is the same person...

paradox much?


Quantum theory says they are all not the same person, just very similar.

Well quantum theory is a theory, just like god!

...damn, bad example...

[n00b1n8R]

Or is it?!

[Atty]

Girl is left at orphanage. (Presumably by self.)
Girl meets drifter. (Herself from the future. )
Girl becomes pregnant by self, future self leaves, girl gives birth.
Girl’s future self steals baby.
Girl now becomes man (How does this make sense? In order to save her life during delivery they remove the female organs?)
Man becomes drifter.
Man meets self in bar, future self recruits man.
Man becomes attracted to female self in the past.
Man impregnates Female self in the past.
Man steals Female self’s baby.
Female self becomes Male.
Male completes circle of events.

[Pooky]

I'm still waiting for the fucking I was promised. <_<

[ImSpartacus]

I'm still waiting for the fucking I was promised. <_<

Well, you've likely been fucking yourself for a while now, so it wouldn't be anything new...

[n00b1n8R]

Girl is left at orphanage. (Presumably by self.)
Girl meets drifter. (Herself from the future. )
Girl becomes pregnant by self, future self leaves, girl gives birth.
Girl’s future self steals baby.
Girl now becomes man (How does this make sense? In order to save her life during delivery they remove the female organs?)
Man becomes drifter.
Man meets self in bar, future self recruits man.
Man becomes attracted to female self in the past.
Man impregnates Female self in the past.
Man steals Female self’s baby.
Man places baby in orphanage (presumably the baby girl is the future man)
Female self becomes Male.
Male completes circle of events Male becomes time agent
Male goes to meat past self in bar.

ftfy.

[Sever]

:words:... meet... :words:

ftfy.

[Pooky]

Originally Posted by Atty http://www.h2vista.net/forums/h2vista_v2/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=184183#post184183)

Male goes to meat past self in bar.

ftfy.

hot.

[Tweek]

eyefuck > mindfuck

http://xs221.xs.to/xs221/07455/1194509853362.png

[nooBBooze]

&#180;da fuk o_O

[n00b1n8R]

OSHIT MY EYES ARE BROKEN NOW AAAA

I'll stop looking at that before I get a headache :X

[Sever]

Lol residual effects. I'm gonna stare at it for an hour then go play HCE and keep turning to the right.

[Hurrvish]

PEDOBEAR! <3

[n00b1n8R]

I COULD HAVE SWORN i SAW HIM TOO :S

[Bodzilla]

Pedobear :D!

i was too afraid to click the link at first.
i've seen what goes down with u guys.....

[Pooky]

i've seen what goes down with u guys.....

that's what she said

[Tweek]

PEDOBEAR! <3

TOOK U LONG ENOUGH

[klange]

Well, damn, now I'm blind and I have a huge headache.