Wow holy shit

[rossmum]

So I was reading through the last 50-odd pages of the epically-long FP post-your-pics thread, right, and all of a sudden, out of all 108,395 forum members and the few hundred who posted in that thread, some chick posts a pic in school uniform. It's pale blue, and has an old-fashioned (think: Aladdin) lamp and "GHS" embroidered into the pocket of her blouse, along with "Spectemur Agendo". It takes a moment to sink in, then it hits me:

HOLY FUCKSHIT THIS CHICK GOES TO THE SCHOOL I JUST GRADUATED FROM AND I PROBABLY SAW HER AT SOME POINT IN THE LAST FEW YEARS HABRADSAJDAHDAHDAHHDSHDHHSAHD.

Pretty massive odds, no?

Post your similarly shock-inspiring interweb experiences.

[Kornman00]

So...you didn't bang her :raise:?

This thread fails to deliver

[rossmum]

Not my type.

Still, I knew a few of my friends (like, 2 or 3) were FPers, but :o

[Kornman00]

Not my type.
oh thats right, you don't swing for pussy :downs:

[rossmum]

Keep dreaming :downs:

[Kornman00]

Keep dreaming :downs:
One day I will have my ross-ums :downs:

gawd i feel so dirty now, <gonk>

[termin8or123]

I met 4 people who lived in a town next to me, on Xbox Live. And one more who lived about 10-20 miles from me.

[Emmzee]

I met some people on these forums, and they live in Florida.

[Atty]

One of the CAF guys used to live right around the corner from me.

The only people close to me are Goat and Aggy.

Although I've found porn of girls I knew. If that counts.

[SnaFuBAR]

legionaire lives in the same neighborhood where i used to pick up on women O_o

[PlasbianX]

I was playing with this group of guys on halo 2, and they were really good so we all added each other to our friends lists. We played for a long time not knowing that we actually were all in the same class together in school :P

[Bodzilla]

One of the CAF guys used to live right around the corner from me.

The only people close to me are Goat and Aggy.

Although I've found porn of girls I knew. If that counts.
me too.

i fucking laughed.

[Agamemnon]

One of the CAF guys used to live right around the corner from me.

The only people close to me are Goat and Aggy.

Although I've found porn of girls I knew. If that counts.
One of these days we're going to kidnap you from your job.

[StankBacon]

someone on gbx forums lives in the same neighborhood as me, forgot who tho >.<

[LlamaMaster]

If I remember correctly stuntman lives less than an hour away from me, and kurk lives in the same town as me. Never met them though.

[Mass]

I've met a few people on teh forums from Chicago, haven't met any of 'em yet though.

[StankBacon]

what part of chicago?

:o

[Mass]

what part of chicago?

:o
West Roger's Park

E: Jewville.

[Rosco]

So I was one day browesing Gearbox when rec0's like hay i live in hertfordshire

[Emmzee]

The only person I know of from any forum that lives near me is Bok from Gearbox, but I don't like him.

[Hotrod]

I don't think anybody here lives near me, I guess I'm alone in this little place.

[ExAm]

That Dragonpurr guy who came here for a couple of weeks used to live a few blocks away from me, then moved to Washington.

[Syuusuke]

Patrick used to live in NYC, I could've grabbed some h4x from him!

Ross, pics mb? =D

[DaneO'Roo]

Ross, sounds to me like this chick was made for you.

[Archon23]

All of my internet friends live halfway across the globe from me, or at least on the west coast. :<

[Con]

I don't think anybody here lives near me, I guess I'm alone in this little place.
.

[rossmum]

Ross, sounds to me like this chick was made for you.
Nah, not into blondes.

[Atty]

One of these days we're going to kidnap you from your job.Promises promises. :rolleyes:

[Emmzee]

Nah, not into blondes.
BUT HOW VILL YOU PERPETUATE ZE ARYAN RACE?????

[JDMFSeanP]

I saw a girl like that on TSL that I knew IRL. Hence I never went back.

[m13120]

Am I the only one that lives in boring Fayetteville, North Carolina? :gonk:

[n00b1n8R]

i'm all alone in my swamp :<

[Phobias]

I met {LS}&#167;tan in halo, apparently he went to the same school that I did...

Zilla is about 3 hours away, Cesario (ok, mainly all the people close to me are from the cs forums) used to live in kempsey (where I live) -CS-Gothic, or karmakazie, is my cousin (used to play halo in 2005-2006, I have his cd now, so he can't play :XD: ) thats about it...n00b, can I come hang out at your swamp? :D?

[n00b1n8R]

visit? sure but there's no room at our house to stay if that's what you mean D:

[Xetsuei]

Guzzie (mad munky) lives about 40 miles from me.

[Kornman00]

So I was one day browesing Gearbox when rec0's like hay i live in hertfordshire
Yeah, then you whored his internet connection shortly after...

[Reaper Man]

D: Nobody here lives near Hong Kong.

[Cortexian]

I was playing in C-... A game... Which has a stupid lips sealed NDA and I ended up playing with the younger brother of my ex-girlfriend from like... 3 or 4 years back...

[Emmzee]

Am I the only one that lives in boring Fayetteville, North Carolina? :gonk:
I can visit you.


Seriously, you're like 45 minutes away.

[Pooky]

i'm all alone in my kangaroo pouch :<
.

[Rosco]

Yeah, then you whored his internet connection shortly after...

Wait, am I me or rec0

fucking hell :confused:

[Patrickssj6]

Patrick used to live in NYC, I could've grabbed some h4x from him!
IMA eat you.

Also, I might return for vacation :3

[Teroh]

Nobody lives near San Francisco...
You fags.

[kenney001]

Daax drove down my street..........he was like, "you know a town called flower mound?"

i then found out he moved into a house about a 1/4 mile away from me....how weird.

[itszutak]

Nobody lives near San Francisco...
You fags.I do, but then again, I'm not getting my computer back for another few months. x_x

[jngrow]

Nobody lives near San Francisco...
You fags.

i live straight across the bay on a lil island.

[Bad Waffle]

Snaf lives about 40 mins away from me.

[Amit]

You all live at least 5 hours away from me in any direction you choose, driving:dance:

[TeeKup]

I've had sex with 5 people that go on this forum every day.

[Mass]

I've had sex with 5 people that go on this forum every day.
I demand names.

[Huero]

I wonder if anyone lives in Maryland :V

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

anyone from massachussets?

[Huero]

see it's funny because you misspelled your own state

[klange]

I r frum cleveland (a suburb anyway...)

Closest person to me that I've met online but not in real life lives within walking distance of my house - but I wouldn't enjoy walking there because I'm lazy and there's always my RDX, which really isn't mine but I'm going to say it's mine anyway.
E: Found them on ubuntuforums.org

[Syuusuke]

I live in Nu York.

Wait, how did it go to "I live here and so-and-so lives near me"?

[Huero]

Because those make up most all of those holy shit moments.

[Boba]

Arkansans don't know how to use the computer.

[Amit]

Arkansans don't know how to use the computer.

practise on a typewriter.