Let us Discuss our Health Problems

[Skiiran]

I am chubby.

But I am working on it, I swear. It's been gyrating since school, but before school I had lost something like twenty pounds, and on average I have gained it all back in about two months of school. Which is pretty weird, considering I am actually exercising MORE.

I also suffer from medium depression, however certain drugs make that go crazy (I once thought my left arm was trying to kill me). I am also allergic (not terribly so; it kills a bunch of white blood cells, which is bad) to a pretty common antibiotic, although its name is not with me.

What else...

I have pretty wicked-fast growing neckhairs.

[Sever]

I'm fat.

[Bodzilla]

i'm practically perfect in everyway :awesome:

[Skiiran]

i'm practically perfect in everyway :awesome:
Seriously? Wow. Lucky you.

Also, I possibly might have a thyroid condition.

[Phobias]

i'm practically perfect in everyway :awesome:

Your internet connection sucks, though. :haw:

[Bodzilla]

Your internet connection sucks, though. :haw:
FAR-Q mista <:mad:>

[rossmum]

I have mild Asperger's, that sunken chest thing, and shitty eyesight.

That's it though

[Rob Oplawar]

I honestly think, and I am not kidding or exaggerating or being dramatic, that I could quite possibly go crazy if I let myself. And not like hoohah I'm being silly look at me I have no restraint crazy, I mean Tyler Durden I don't get any rest anymore because I'm too busy planning elaborate terrorist attacks in my sleep crazy.

I mean, I'm about ready to loose it, and the only reason I don't is because 1) I'm spending a ton of money on a college education and 2) I want to at least finish my map so I'll have done something before I lost it.

And the irony is that's building up more crazy in me- the fact that the only thing keeping me from going crazy is my desire to finish what I've started before I can't anymore.

Ask WoL about my dreams. He'll attest that when I'm not in strict control, my mind thinks up some fucked up shit.

[Atty]

Heart condition count?

[rossmum]

I honestly think, and I am not kidding or exaggerating or being dramatic, that I could quite possibly go crazy if I let myself. And not like hoohah I'm being silly look at me I have no restraint crazy, I mean Tyler Durden I don't get any rest anymore because I'm too busy planning elaborate terrorist attacks in my sleep crazy.

I mean, I'm about ready to loose it, and the only reason I don't is because 1) I'm spending a ton of money on a college education and 2) I want to at least finish my map so I'll have done something before I lost it.

And the irony is that's building up more crazy in me- the fact that the only thing keeping me from going crazy is my desire to finish what I've started before I can't anymore.

Ask WoL about my dreams. He'll attest that when I'm not in strict control, my mind thinks up some fucked up shit.
Join the club

[Rob Oplawar]

I think we're all a little crazy here...
and @Atty: oh yeah I forgot about that, what did your test results show? You're not gonna die on us, are you?

e:oh also,
I have pretty wicked-fast growing neckhairs.i have a hair on my chin that i must pluck daily, for it grows about 5 mm per day.
It's on a mole. moooollllle. Moley moley moley moley! fucking cancerous growth don know when to stop >=(

[Botolf]

Glasses, flat-footed (lift in my shoe, etc), seizures when I was little ("grew out of them", thank goodness), that's all I can think of that's major.

Not a problem, but still cool, double-jointed at the elbow, it's neat.

[Skiiran]

Heart condition count?
Entirely. What kind and how bad?

Because, see, if it is bad enough, I will buy you a beverage one day.

[paladin]

Broken shin, thats about it. MY height, weight, BMI is all natural.

[Skiiran]

Broken shin, thats about it. MY height, weight, BMI is all natural.
It is worth noting that BMI is actually a shit way of telling you if you are fat.

[Rob Oplawar]

yes. according to my bmi, i'm just fine, and on the outside i look just fine, but i assure you i am way more fat than muscle. i need to go to the damn gym.

... I know. A compromise. I'll go a little crazy. I think I'll develop Tourette's. If I could yell "tampon dick shit" in the classroom I'd be so happy.

[Skiiran]

yes. according to my bmi, i'm just fine, and on the outside i look just fine, but i assure you i am way more fat than muscle. i need to go to the damn gym.

... I know. A compromise. I'll go a little crazy. I think I'll develop Tourette's. If I could yell "tampon dick shit" in the classroom I'd be so happy.
That is one specific kind of tourette's. Common Tourette's is when you don't feel right unless you do a specific action.

Plus in my mind, not being able to control that sort of thing with, like, a pillow to yell into, is just plain rude.

[rossmum]

BMI is bullshit, I think it told me I was obese once.

I'm fucking underweight. (~6'2", 116lbs)

[Skiiran]

BMI is bullshit, I think it told me I was obese once.

I'm fucking underweight. (~6'2", 116lbs)
I can lend you my fat. Do you want some of my fat? Because I need less.

[n00b1n8R]

I honestly think, and I am not kidding or exaggerating or being dramatic, that I could quite possibly go crazy if I let myself. And not like hoohah I'm being silly look at me I have no restraint crazy, I mean Tyler Durden I don't get any rest anymore because I'm too busy planning elaborate terrorist attacks in my sleep crazy.

I mean, I'm about ready to loose it, and the only reason I don't is because 1) I'm spending a ton of money on a college education and 2) I want to at least finish my map so I'll have done something before I lost it.

And the irony is that's building up more crazy in me- the fact that the only thing keeping me from going crazy is my desire to finish what I've started before I can't anymore.

Ask WoL about my dreams. He'll attest that when I'm not in strict control, my mind thinks up some fucked up shit.

that except I tend to think of ways to kill other people/myself, then laugh about it >__>

seriously though, if I had terminal cancer, i'd sort out my afairs, go sky jumping and forget to pull the lead.

conditions? shit memory, bad speeling (i suppose that counts on the internet), this incredibly annoying pain (it hurts a fair but but it's more annoying for some reason) in my right knee that develops when I've been sitting down (it's there right now :< ).

oh, and I have the cold atm.

your going to die, think about that for a while :v

[Skiiran]

your going to die, think about that for a while :v
Not if you are a Transhumanist like me. :awesome:

[Tweek]

i dont have any healthproblems, im prettymuch perfect, aside form the fact im a geek.

a geek with a damn well trained muscular body OF A GOD!

[Sever]

bad speeling

Lol n00bl3t. Learn to speel spell. Will +rep once I spread more around. heh. n00bl3t. heh heh.

[Archon23]

Underweight to all hell. ~85 lbs. Also tons of lower abdomen problems, which probably occur from my underweightness but nothing seems to be getting that up....

[Emmzee]

that sunken chest thing
GOSH ROSS IT'S CALLED AN INDENTED STERNUM <:mad:>


BMI is bullshit, I think it told me I was obese once.

I'm fucking underweight. (~6'2", 116lbs)
Jesus Christ.

5'10", 130 lbs.

I'm a fatty compared to you.

[Mass]

I'm heavy as fuck without actually being fat: I mean I think I could lose 10 pounds, but everyone tells me I'm not really fat. I have a BMI of 30, which is huge for my age, even though I wouldn't say I'm any larger than chubby, and I still get some every now and then.

I have shitty eyesight, a fast-as-fuck heart rate, and a history of heart disease in the family.

Other than that, I hardly ever get sick, I'm pretty strong, and I'm usually not in much pain.

[Teh Ganon]

I'm heavy as fuck without actually being fat

:eek: You must tell me how you do it!

[Mass]

:eek: You must tell me how you do it!
Muscle is heavier than fat! no, seriously, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE.

[Patrickssj6]

Herpes and AIDS...got everything in my backpack to start a sexual epidemic.

No just kidding. I think I'm perfectly fine. :awesome:

[Emmzee]

Muscle is heavier than fat! no, seriously, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE.
I forgot to tell you...

The condom broke.

[Teh Ganon]

I forgot to tell you...

The condom broke.

Refer to sig for arrival time.

[Roostervier]

I has back problems. D: (Degenerative, Hereditary)
I have asthma.
I have a BMI of 29 or so when I'm no where near obese (I'm 5' 11" and 193 lbs).

I must seriously have some kind of mental problem(s), because the thoughts I think sometimes + a strange mix of anti socialism (in RL) has to equal out to something (yet some how I still manage to keep friends). I have extreme biases though, which may lead to that (I hate emos, punks, immature ass hats, and others I just don't like in general).

Tbh, not really much is wrong with me though. Just stuff I've inherited from parents (back disease from dad, mental probs from mom (tbh, she has got a lot of them. Not necessarily crazy, but she makes up her own definitions of what people say that are completely whacked up, and has just other problems I don't wish to go into)).

Some how I am "cleaner" than the rest of my family. Right now my dad has had 3 back surgeries, we finally got disability (but we don't even get the money because of insurance.. cbf'd to go into detail), he can't really go anywhere at all. My mom has those problems mentioned above, and my sister is hypoglycemic. My one uncle died of alcohol poisoning; another has lung cancer; my grandma has had both of her husbands die (stroke and poor health, respectively). Then, my mom's family is just all fucked in the head tbh.

[TeeKup]

Terrible eyesight (20/60)

Paranoia, the fact that I have a high sense of spatial awareness doesn't help, sometimes I swear to god there's someone beside my bed when I'm sleeping when there really isn't. (either that or ghost's)

Gained a little weight, I used to weigh 135, I know weigh 145. :I

I can't tame my hair.

Thats about it for me.

[ExAm]

I'm overweight, 5'10" and 190lbs with a shittily, bathroom scale-calculated body fat percentage of 24. I go to the gym every other day, and do a light workout, because I'm too much of a pussy to step it up and actually get fit :P

Shitty eyesight, need glasses to read anything in 12 font more than 2 and a half feet away, and anything further than one foot away is still blurry.

Not a health problem, but I'm socially awkward. Mostly because I never had many friends in any of my schools, but I'm working on that and making some encouraging progress.

[Roostervier]

Oh yeah, my left eye has 20/40 vision, which is alright since my right makes up for it with 20/20. All it does is make it uncomfortable to look out of the left eye only and extremely blurry. D:

[Boba]

I have Glaucoma.

[Bodzilla]

but nothing seems to be getting that up....
have u tried Viagra :downs:

[bleach]

My vision is almost the same as flyinrooster's except that the faulty eye is my right eye and the left eye which is perfect, makes up for the right eye.:)

[Bodzilla]

my dad has 1 far sighted eye, and one short sited eye.

work that one out.
lawl.

[Pooky]

Terrible eyesight (20/60)


Worse eyesight, (40/60)

I also have mild short term memory loss

[Roostervier]

Oh hai, so do I. I can just do something, like sneeze or say something, and not remember it one second later. It gets annoying sometimes. :\

Btw, doesn't 40/60 mean you see at 40 feet what others see at 60 feet? If so, then that means tweek sees at 20 feet what others see at 60 feet, and that sounds worse tbh. I'm probably wrong, and I wouldn't mind it if you told me if I was wrong. =p

[Bodzilla]

Worse eyesight, (40/60)

I also have mild short term memory loss
I also have mild short term memory loss
I also have mild short term memory loss
I also have mild short term memory loss
I also have mild short term memory loss
I also have mild short term memory loss
I also have mild short term memory loss
I also have mild short term memory loss
I also have mild short term memory loss

Ftfy
:haw:

[Emmzee]

Worse eyesight, (40/60)

I also have mild short term memory loss
Is it a specific type of memory loss that makes you forget what dicks look like? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=KZcfJu4cWZ4)

[TeeKup]

^ ROFL.

[Bodzilla]

^^ ROFL!11111
bahahahahaha

[JDMFSeanP]

Problem:
I'm a runner (Cross Country, also play Soccer), but my body recently built up leaving me with quite weak hips, misaligning my knees, and hence giving me foot problems, which led to shin splints. Basically I'm trying to run on something that doesn't run. Sucks D:.

Family problems include some heart, and an uncanny love for alcoholic beverages to an extent it might be an issue.

[Rosco]

Not really sure if it's health, but I have a small jaw.

I needed alot of work from dentists to get my teeth back in order. :(

[Emmzee]

Not really sure if it's health, but I have a small jaw.

I needed alot of work from dentists to get my teeth back in order. :(
That's odd, because you sure have a deep throat...

[Bodzilla]

lmao.

the way this thread is going it would seem that Braces would be accepted as a health problem :/

What u guys need is a good Dose of Chopper
1EY7lYRneHc

[Rob Oplawar]

Ah, ze braces. I didn't have the full headgear (although if I had been born 5 years earlier I would have) but I had cool terminator style pistons in my mouth. They weren't spring loaded or anything; they were just there to define the range of motion of my jaw, to gradually move it forward (I had a pretty good overbite). It's weird, I almost miss the things now, cause those pistons were cool (if disgusting when they got filled with food). I became fairly adept at disengaging and re-engaging them with my tongue. Good times.
WTF what am I talking about good times, having braces sucked!

[Bodzilla]

Ah, ze braces. I didn't have the full headgear (although if I had been born 5 years earlier I would have) but I had cool terminator style pistons in my mouth. They weren't spring loaded or anything; they were just there to define the range of motion of my jaw, to gradually move it forward (I had a pretty good overbite). It's weird, I almost miss the things now, cause those pistons were cool (if disgusting when they got filled with food). I became fairly adept at disengaging and re-engaging them with my tongue. Good times.
WTF what am I talking about good times, having braces sucked!
u need a muggachino of Harden-the-fuck-up.

i love chopper :D
also braces, been there, done that :rolleyes:

[StankBacon]

horrible eyesight. (really bad)

had some abdominal problems.

anxiety attacks.

[Pooky]

That's odd, because you sure have a deep throat...

That post is so going to get Zeph'd

[Emmzee]

I have a cold. :(

I was high all day today on DayQuil.

[ExAm]

You can't get high on DayQuil...

EDIT: Just started having massive pains in my side, just below the bottom right of my ribcage. Could be serious. I might have to go to the clinic if this keeps up.

[Rosco]

That's odd, because you sure have a deep throat...

I don't know who's hair you're trying to pull, but your attempts at being funny have never been good.

Also my jaw wasn't that small to need braces, all I had was late loose baby teeth.

[Longshot]

I'm short sighted; too skinny and I think I'm a little obsessive compulsive.

[Skiiran]

I don't know who's hair you're trying to pull, but your attempts at being funny have never been good.

Also my jaw wasn't that small to need braces, all I had was late loose baby teeth.
That is wrong you are wrong.

My doctor described my lower back as 'boggy.' This is not good.

[ExAm]

"boggy"?

[Chewy Gumball]

n.1. a. An area having a wet, spongy, acidic substrate composed chiefly of sphagnum moss and peat in which characteristic shrubs and herbs and sometimes trees usually grow.
b. Any of certain other wetland areas, such as a fen, having a peat substrate. Also called peat bog.

2. An area of soft, naturally waterlogged ground.

according to http://www.thefreedictionary.com/boggy.

you don't happen to have shrubs, herbs or trees growing out of your back, do you?

[Hotrod]

I'm a tiny bit chubby and flat-footed.

[Varmint260]

I could definitely be called overweight (6 foot 1 and 230lbs, people!) but I have some muscle, so I'm not sure on that one.

I have very bad eyesight... things start to get blurry about 5 inches away from my face. My glasses have special technology to keep high-prescription lenses thinner, and they still look like bottle caps.

EDIT: Oh yeah, I'm also chronically ugly. Not my fault, it's genetic.

[Rosco]

That is wrong you are wrong.



proove,

[Random]

None

Broke my neck but didn't realize it until 4 days later, played paintball = sup high pain threshold

perfectly fine after 6 hours of major surgery :D I can do anything I want, only side effect is arthritis in my neck when I get old D:.

No cancer nor heart conditions in my family, grandparents lived into there 90s and were heavy smokers (die of natural causes).

6 foot 185 pounds but I am athletic so I am not overweight. Forget what my body fat percent was but I think it was around 15 or 16. I was fat though, lost 50lb in a year (gained a lot of weight when I broke my neck). Trust me loose weight, you just feel better all the time, but you don't have to be really thin to get that effect.

However I have working memory issues, but I take medication now so I am fucking awesome again.

20/20 eyesight :p

[Flyboy]

My dicks too big. =(

[OmegaDragon]

Wide body with a bit of fat and muscle (some people say I have the perfect body for center/guard, even though I kinda hate playing football.) and double jointed fingers and wrists (great for getting out of those new handcuffs). Also, flat footed.

[ExAm]

I was fat though, lost 50lb in a year (gained a lot of weight when I broke my neck). Trust me loose weight, you just feel better all the time, but you don't have to be really thin to get that effect.I can attest to that. Listen to this man!

[WarBandit]

Im 17, 5 foot 7, 130 lbs
I have heart problems
My kidneys are failing
I have Lung problems
Im skinny
And I suffering from a major case of depression (mostly because my best friends don't value my friendship/existance):(

[Emmzee]

Im 17, 5 foot 7, 130 lbs
I have heart problems
My kidneys are failing
I have Lung problems
Im skinny
And I suffering from a major case of depression (mostly because my best friends don't value my friendship/existance):(
Does nobody understand you?

[WarBandit]

Does nobody understand you?

Yeah, they dont seem ot understand me at all.

They pretty much treat me like im a shadow or like im expendable/unimportant.

[ExAm]

Well, that sucks.

[Skiiran]

Yeah, they dont seem ot understand me at all.

They pretty much treat me like im a shadow or like im expendable/unimportant.
Those are disgusting people. Disown them and get some real friends.

[Gwunty]

shit eyes
tall
well tall aint that bad but I play soccer...:P