BANANACORN

[Bad Waffle]

Wave of Lag (10:51:23 AM): i think ima have a lamp post, and its made from a stalk of living bamboo
Wave of Lag (10:51:25 AM): that'll be sweet
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:51:41 AM): indeed
Wave of Lag (10:51:42 AM): only its alien bamboo
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:51:45 AM): lol
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:51:49 AM): so like...
Wave of Lag (10:51:49 AM): and...its purple. and hairy
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:51:53 AM): green?! O_o
Wave of Lag (10:52:03 AM): and if you touch it, it makes you have happy feelies
Wave of Lag (10:52:11 AM): ...riiighteioussss
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:52:48 AM): put that hidden somewhere in evo
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:52:52 AM): and when you walk into it
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:52:57 AM): it makes your character "high"
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:53:00 AM): like on salvia
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:53:04 AM): and you start seeing weird shit
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:53:42 AM): and then elmo starts yelling at you to sit down and shut the fuck up
Wave of Lag (10:53:49 AM): like naked girls half covered in nanosuits
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:54:03 AM): that too
Wave of Lag (10:54:11 AM): and then you get to ride this magical laughing bananacorn down a slide
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:54:20 AM): ahahaha
Wave of Lag (10:54:24 AM): only the slide is like...a rainbow covered in chocolate milk
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:54:27 AM): then jack thompson comes in and says
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:54:36 AM): ZOMG EVO TELLS YOU TO DO DRUGS
Wave of Lag (10:55:02 AM): and then out of nowhere jack starts raping his son and he starts yelling C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:55:13 AM): LOL
Wave of Lag (10:55:21 AM): but jack thompson and his son are flying disembodied heads
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:55:29 AM): yus!
Wave of Lag (10:55:29 AM): so really they're just humping eachothers chins
Wave of Lag (10:55:41 AM): and jacks eyes are rolled back and all bloody red
Wave of Lag (10:56:05 AM): and then at the botttom of the bananacorn slide theres a mattress made of tits
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:56:12 AM): O_o
Wave of Lag (10:56:13 AM): warm, supple tits
Wave of Lag (10:57:00 AM): wolrus's pop outta nowhere and attack you because you magically spawned a bucket on your head
Wave of Lag (10:57:23 AM): and you have to shoot them with a TAW-81 that turned into a duck that shoots cum filled condoms
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:57:29 AM): then a cat goes crazy because it's no longer caturday and puts you in a blender
Wave of Lag (10:57:40 AM): ohhh shit thats trippy
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:57:46 AM): if we did that
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:57:50 AM): my life would be complete
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:57:53 AM): and i could die happy
Wave of Lag (10:58:02 AM): oh my god, that would be halarious
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:58:10 AM): because that would be the funniest, most irrelevant, funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life
Wave of Lag (10:58:14 AM): we would leave the code in and hide it
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:58:18 AM): haha
Wave of Lag (10:58:23 AM): ESRB would be like THIS IS A T GAME
Wave of Lag (10:58:29 AM): and then some guy would find it and we would be like
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:58:33 AM): lol
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:58:46 AM): then we hire strider
Wave of Lag (10:58:46 AM): "Oh. yeah....that stuff. We...umm...Forgot to..take that out...yeah..."
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:58:50 AM): and blame him
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:58:53 AM): and fire him
Wave of Lag (10:58:56 AM): HAHAHA
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:58:59 AM): and problem solved
Wave of Lag (10:58:59 AM): that would be great

[Tweek]

wrong thread olololol

i like shooting with condoms :3

[Random]

sounds great, innovative gameplay for sure

[Con]

do it

[ICEE]

revolutionary

[Boba]

awsum

[Kornman00]

gimmicks, thats all todays games are filled with, its gimmicks :/

[Emmzee]

Hot gimmicks.

[LlamaMaster]

Wave of Lag (10:55:29 AM): so really they're just humping eachothers chins
Wave of Lag (10:55:41 AM): and jacks eyes are rolled back and all bloody red
Wave of Lag (10:56:05 AM): and then at the botttom of the bananacorn slide theres a mattress made of tits
D0Wn In FlameZ 8 (10:56:12 AM): O_o
Wave of Lag (10:56:13 AM): warm, supple tits
Wave of Lag (10:57:00 AM): wolrus's pop outta nowhere and attack you because you magically spawned a bucket on your head
Wave of Lag (10:57:23 AM): and you have to shoot them with a TAW-81 that turned into a duck that shoots cum filled condoms
I read that, then I seemed to misplaced my ass. :(

[Mass]

needz moar saucerful of secrets playing.

also, :lol:

[Atty]

Wrong forum.