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An Emu
January 20th, 2007, 05:34 PM
I express my deepest regrets for any confusion my name may have previously caused. For the record it is NOT an Emo.

To prevent further confusion:

:confused:What is an Emu? Inform yourself. (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/usernote.php?u=48)


Intro:
In today's fast changing world, it is easy to miss or ignore bits of information that are thrown at you. Many times you will forget where you parked or where you installed Halo Custom Edition. To help prevent more confusion in this world, this article explains what an Emu is, and what you can do to inform yourself further.

General Info:

The Emu (IPA Pronunciation: [ˈiːmjuː]), Dromaius novaehollandiae, is the largest bird native to Australia Dromaiusand the only extant member of the genus. It is also the second-largest bird in the world by height, after its relative, the ostrich. The soft-feathered, brown, flightless birds reach up to 2 m (6 ft 7 inches) in height. The Emu is common over most of mainland Australia, although it avoids heavily populated areas, dense forest and arid areas. Emus can travel great distances at a fast, economical trot and, if necessary, can sprint at 31 mph for some distance at a time. They are opportunistically nomadic and may travel long distances to find food; they feed on a variety of plants and insects.
The Emu subspecies that previously inhabited Tasmania became extinct following the European settlement of Australia in 1788; the distribution of the mainland subspecies has also been affected by human activities. Once common on the east coast, Emu are now uncommon; by contrast, the development of agriculture and the provision of water for stock in the interior of the continent have increased the range of the Emu in arid regions. Emus are farmed for their meat, oil and leather.



Emus belong to an ancient group of flightless birds known as ratites, which includes the cassowary, the kiwi, the ostrich and rhea. Ratites are one of the earliest offshoots in bird evolution so have a special place in evolutionary studies.
The Emu is common throughout much of inland Australia except for dense rainforest and areas that are waterless or highly urban.
The most likely place to see them, though, is open pastoral country. They're very inquisitive birds and are the source of many tourist stories about the swallowing of keys and bits of cameras.
In Queensland, around the Warrego and Bogan rivers, Aboriginal hunters would lure emus by climbing a tree, lowering a ball of emu feathers and rags and twirling it rapidly. The fascinated emus would gather near the tree and be speared from above. They need to be lured because there is no way to catch up with an emu. At speeds of up to 70 km/hour, emus really can "run the pants off a kangaroo".
Emus are also good swimmers. They love water and on a hot day like nothing better than a cool dip in the creek, the dam, the horse trough or even under the sprinkler.



There is an average of about 500,000 emus in the wild in Australia, but this varies highly depending on the season. Numbers can rise towards a million, and fall to about 200,000. Even then the population seems to be able to bounce back quickly, probably because the females can produce 3 clurches of eggs in good years. Emu numbers never reach the 6 millions like kangaroos. Kangaroos can time their reproduction much more precisely to fit in with the rains.

What does an Emu look like?!?!?

http://scs.web.elte.hu/Kepek/fun/emu.jpg
http://www.groupadvocacy.org.uk/_borders/emu.ht1.jpg
More Pictures! (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=emu&btnG=Search+Images)

Common Mistakes:

What is the difference between an Emu and an Emo?

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/6888/emuvsemobx4.jpg

Emo is a subgenre of hardcore punk (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardcore_punk) music. Since its inception, emo has come to describe several independent variations, linked loosely but with common ancestry. As such, use of the term has been the subject of much debate.
In its original incarnation, the term emo was used to describe the music of the mid-1980s Washington, DC scene (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music_of_Washington%2C_DC) and its associated bands. It is now ruining the music scene as a whole and infesting the world with transvestites. In later years, the term emocore, short for "emotional hardcore", was also used to describe the DC scene and some of the regional scenes that spawned from it. The term emo was derived from the fact that, on occasion, members of a band would become spontaneously and strongly emotional during performances. The most recognizable names of the period included Rites of Spring (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rites_of_Spring), Embrace (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace_%28U.S._band%29), One Last Wish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Last_Wish), Beefeater (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beefeater_%28band%29), Gray Matter (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Gray_Matter_%28band%29&action=edit), Fire Party (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_Party), and, slightly later, Moss Icon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moss_Icon). The first wave of emo began to fade after the breakups of most of the involved bands in the early 1990s.
Starting in the mid-1990s, the term emo began to reflect the indie scene that followed the influences of Fugazi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugazi_%28band%29), which itself was an offshoot of the first wave of emo. Bands including Sunny Day Real Estate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunny_Day_Real_Estate) and Texas Is the Reason (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Is_the_Reason) put forth a more indie rock (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indie_rock) style of emo, more melodic and less chaotic in nature than its predecessor. The so-called "indie emo" scene survived until the late 1990s, as many of the bands either disbanded or shifted to mainstream styles.
As the remaining indie emo bands entered the mainstream, newer bands began to emulate the more mainstream style, creating a style of music that has now earned the moniker emo within popular culture. Whereas, even in the past, the term emo was used to identify a wide variety of bands, the breadth of bands listed under today's emo is even more vast, leaving the term "emo" as more of a loose identifier than as a specific genre of music

An Emo has no relation to the Emu. End of story.



More reading:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu
http://www.fsis.usda.gov/Fact_Sheets/Ratites_Emu_Ostrich_Rhea/index.asp
http://www.abc.net.au/science/scribblygum/August2000/default.htm
http://mars.ark.com/~emuzing/whatis.html (http://mars.ark.com/%7Eemuzing/whatis.html)


I will now take any questions you may have.

n00b1n8R
January 20th, 2007, 06:09 PM
i want those 5 minutes of my life back >:U

what the hell was the point of that? of course your an emu, it's in your name...

you 5minutesofn00b1n8R'slifetakertypeguy you *points finger*
n00b out

An Emu
January 20th, 2007, 06:25 PM
lmao sorry bout those 5 minutes

Arteen
January 20th, 2007, 06:33 PM
Wait, so you're an emo emu?

Teroh
January 20th, 2007, 06:52 PM
Okay if people can't see that it says Emu not Emo, than they need to learn to read. This thread was really a joke right..
Right?

Mr Buckshot
January 20th, 2007, 07:00 PM
Thank god I'm a literate person so I knew about the emu bird all along...I think I have a stuffed emu in my cupboard somewhere (I used to have stuffed versions of birds and predatory animals like lions).

CN3089
January 20th, 2007, 07:08 PM
tl;dr



e: this thread is amazing

rossmum
January 20th, 2007, 07:09 PM
Thank god I'm a literate person so I knew about the emu bird all along...I think I have a stuffed emu in my cupboard somewhere (I used to have stuffed versions of birds and predatory animals like lions).
k, I have some real ones within an hour's drive of my house. :XD:

Paradox621
January 20th, 2007, 07:58 PM
I have three emus in my back yard... :D

An Emu
January 20th, 2007, 08:01 PM
To prevent further confusion, I'm not one of them.

Emmzee
January 20th, 2007, 08:08 PM
I have three emus in my back yard... :D
What a coincidence! I have three emos in my back yard!




I should probably shoot them now...

TeeKup
January 20th, 2007, 08:13 PM
What a coincidence! I have three emos in my back yard!




I should probably shoot them now...

Oh lul.

Masterz1337
January 20th, 2007, 08:21 PM
best.post.eve.

Limited
January 20th, 2007, 08:37 PM
Why clarifiy it now, managed to survive your emo span??

:O

To me, Emu's look exactly like osteridges

An Emu
January 20th, 2007, 08:44 PM
To me, Emu's look exactly like osteridges

Never say that again. Ever. its not even 1/48 funny. in fact its probably not even 1/245 funny

Limited
January 20th, 2007, 08:45 PM
Less liez and more truth emu

you know its true

Varmint260
January 20th, 2007, 09:09 PM
This is the most random thing I have ever seen on a forum. And that includes the "bunchie" epidemic on the last halo-related forums I visited regularly.

DECOY
January 20th, 2007, 09:13 PM
Emu...Emo.
Neither one fits in the oven whole.

An Emu
January 20th, 2007, 11:36 PM
This is the most random thing I have ever seen on a forum. And that includes the "bunchie" epidemic on the last halo-related forums I visited regularly.

Then you obviously haven't visited my forums.

WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
January 20th, 2007, 11:43 PM
An Emo. ;D

Pyro13092
January 20th, 2007, 11:44 PM
emos are much hotter than emus *nods*

rossmum
January 21st, 2007, 12:52 AM
What a coincidence! I have three emos in my back yard!




I should probably shoot them now...
Why were they there to begin with? Why did you not set traps to keep them out?


Less liez and more truth emu

you know its true
No, they actually look fairly different... nice sig, lol.


This is the most random thing I have ever seen on a forum. And that includes the "bunchie" epidemic on the last halo-related forums I visited regularly.
Oh believe me. This doesn't even come close.


emos are much hotter than emus *nods*
You need to see an optometrist. SHIT is hotter than emos.

Atty
January 21st, 2007, 02:00 AM
That emo girls is sorta hot. I'd of course have to shower her off to get rid of the layers and layers of makeup then, well. :)

You know those nurse outfits at hot topic? I'm feeling sick. :(

Atty
January 21st, 2007, 02:12 AM
Emo girls smile. Just they do it at pain not happiness. :\

rossmum
January 21st, 2007, 02:19 AM
It looked like happiness...

Atty
January 21st, 2007, 02:28 AM
Or she was in extreme pain. You never know. o.O

Trezeguet
January 21st, 2007, 05:13 PM
I know youre name is emu but I pronounce it emo for the heck of it.

n00b1n8R
January 21st, 2007, 08:53 PM
wait, people where calling you emo?

lol we know your not emo, that's dano's job :D
n00b out

An Emu
January 21st, 2007, 09:01 PM
Im Not Emo

Varmint260
January 21st, 2007, 09:06 PM
Oh believe me. This doesn't even come close.

Actually yeah, you're right, but it still is random for a guy getting up one morning to read some threads about Halo.