Picture fight thread!

[Emmzee]

Here's the rules. I post a picture. Someone else posts a picture of something that can beat it. Rules:
No more than 1 picture.
No porn. Or shock images.
I'll start.
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6386/imagesrm6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Nothing can beat Einstein!

[FRain]

http://highlights.ultimatedvd.org/starwars/movie_stills/episode-5/AT-AT005.jpg

The AT-AT can beat Einstein! =D

[mined]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/4595/dmsl9.gif

Dangermouse trumps the AT-AT!

[rossmum]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/rossmum/SpringfieldM1903A42.jpg

/sound_win.mp3

[Katana]

http://www.planet-wissen.de/pics/IEPics/intro_genfood_butterf_g.jpg

[mined]

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/5561/homeril9.gif

[Katana]

Don't the pictures have to be related? IE, the sniper who had butter fingers, the sun that melted the Buttfinger bar, and the can of aerosol that destoys the Ozone?

What does Homer Simpson shooting his wife with a paintball gun say?

http://www.blogcadre.com/files/images/stylea.thumbnail.jpg

[mined]

^ Bart's "don't lay a finger on my butterfinger" mantra threatened by Homer's insatiable need for chocolate (and beer) = Homer with a gun.

It is a loose connection just like all the others, but this is all about word association in a graphic form.

[Reaper Man]

http://www.motleycrow.com/ImageHost/longcat_inthewoods.jpg
i win.

[PlasbianX]

Emmzee, you sir are a
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a31/plasbianx/NOOB.jpg

[Zenaku213]

http://www.timeaxismedia.com/portfolio/TidalWave.jpg

[mined]

http://lava.nationalgeographic.com/pod/pictures/normal/NGM1963_10p498-9.jpg

[Bad Waffle]

I blow up your mountain.
http://hakone.eri.u-tokyo.ac.jp/vrc/others/asama.GIF

[Emmzee]

http://www.weymouthnj.org/Fire_truck.jpg
Fire truck puts out your fire! >:0

[itszutak]

http://www.police-rider.com/images/gallery/police_screen.jpg
Police fight firefighters for supremacy. >_>

[Rescudo]

http://www.plainsboro.com/~lemke/prizegames/switcharoo/gamepics/Military/tank-01.jpg

The military mow down the police.

[Emmzee]

http://www.freemarketnews.com/Analysis/53/4439/rioters.jpg
This rioter will burn your pitiful tank!

[Agamemnon]

http://www.jfcom.mil/newslink/photolib/olympics/PicturesfromJFCOMsJTFOlymp/images/solprot_oly0106.jpg
Sticks and stones will break your bones.

[Bad Waffle]

Your wall of clumped army men get owned by my grenade gun.

http://www.mil.fi/maavoimat/kalustoesittely/pics/sivu045.jpg

[Emmzee]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7b/Napalm_AirStrike_South_Vietnam_1966.jpg/300px-Napalm_AirStrike_South_Vietnam_1966.jpg
Napalm FTW! And don't think of putting it out! Napalm cannot be put out by water! Muahahahahaha!

[Limited]

http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Usa/Tests/Ukgrable2.jpg

We'll blow that napalm up then!! :O

*cuz of big blase napalm gets blown out and no oxygen for it to breath!*

[Emmzee]

I'm assuming that is a nuclear bomb...
http://www.arthursclipart.com/insects/insectscol/cockroach.gif
Cockroaches survive radiation!

[Agamemnon]

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/52/5b/pr-Pest_Control-Chase_Products_Kill_Zone_Ant_And_Roach_Killer_Spra y-resized200.gif

Pretty self-explanitory.

[TheGhost]

http://www.pigwar.com/images/gallery/fire.jpg

That shit is flammable, yo.

Oh, and this fire is immune to water and fire extinguishers.

[mined]

http://www.pigwar.com/images/gallery/fire.jpg

Fight fire with fire.

[Emmzee]

http://odin.himinbi.org/ttu.seac.org/red%20dirt.jpg
Dirt smothers fires, yo.

[mined]

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m9-earth_mover.jpg

earth moving tank takes the dirt.

[Emmzee]

http://www.horizonsunlimited.com/images/0263704-TruckInMud2-330.jpg
It gets stuck in the mud, yo.

[mined]

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/903/53xv0.jpg

It lifts the shit out yo!

[Emmzee]

http://wmilitary.neurok.ru/tunguska/panzir3.jpg
Pwnt.

[mined]

LOL...Pwnt.

...You realize, at the point that someone had posted the mushroom cloud, we had come full circle from the Einstein pic?

[Emmzee]

Yes. I want to try this at Gearbox, but methinks it is too big of a forum.

[Agamemnon]

http://wmilitary.neurok.ru/tunguska/panzir3.jpg
Pwnt.
http://elissa.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/battleship.jpg
Long rang cannons > PoS Panzir :p

[Emmzee]

Hay nub. Guess wat.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/69/USS_Virginia.jpg/250px-USS_Virginia.jpg
USS Virgina up your ass!

[rossmum]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/08/images/060815-snake-stars_big.jpg
Samuel L. Jackson is off signing autographs. You're motherfucking SCREWED.

[PlasbianX]

http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/63713/pwnt.jpg
I dominate you all.

[rossmum]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/08/images/060815-snake-stars_big.jpg
Snakes also own dogs. You know you've all been beat.

[Emmzee]

Plas, no. That doesn't count.
@ Hunter: Not rly.
http://www.lucianogiombini.it/La%20Fotografia%20di%20Luciano%20Giombini/images/trips/grandi/india_the_snake_charmer.jpg
Pwnt!!111!!1one!11!eleven

[Agamemnon]

http://www.volpin.it/photogallery/animal/snake-bite.jpg
S'cuse you?

[Emmzee]

Kay.
http://www.exzooberance.com/virtual%20zoo/they%20walk/mongoose/Mongoose%20485011.jpg
Mongooses eat snakes, natch.

[Agamemnon]

http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/learning/hunter_education/images/2hunting.jpg
Hunters er...hunt. Animals. Yeah.

[Emmzee]

http://www.worldpress.org/images/20050223-dick-cheney.jpg
No explanation needed.

[Agamemnon]

http://home.no.net/reallife/new/cards/squirtle.jpg
The reasons are quite obvious.

[Emmzee]

No they aren't.
http://www.ktf-split.hr/%7Eeni/goran/pokemon/slike/025.gif
Electric type > water type!

[Agamemnon]

http://www.geocities.com/athens/delphi/4150/geodude.gif
Ground > Electric

[PlasbianX]

http://canadia8.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/rofl.pwnt-spray.gif

[Emmzee]

Of course Plas! Tripod.com beats everything! Know what beats everything ever?
http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgfp1292.jpg
Totally awesome! Pizza is radical!

[Boo Diddly]

too bad rocks sink... (http://nagietek.herbapol.pl/~darek/3d_ocean/3d_ocean_038.jpg)

PS: Turtle soup (http://www.boshan-wg.de/html/turtle_soup.html)

[Emmzee]

*big-ass image*
too bad rocks sink...
Too bad we're trying to beat TMNT now...
EDIT: Not turtle soup!

[Boo Diddly]

Too bad we're trying to beat TMNT now...
better change that post ^

[Agamemnon]

http://www.ci.arlington.tx.us/waterdice/images/soup_eater.gif
People eat soup.

And remove that picture of the ocean, por favor.

[Emmzee]

http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2001-05-25.gif
Lolpwnt.

[Boo Diddly]

http://www.photoatlas.com/photo/ecuador-reventador-2.jpg
too bad those natives live on volcanic islands

[IPBJT!]

http://mapserver.mnre.go.th/tsunami/images/pic%20tsunami.jpg

too bad last year's tsunami stopped it

[Agamemnon]

http://www.comingsoon.net/gallery/Comic_Con_2005/comiccon152.jpg
He IS the sea.

[itszutak]

http://www.ecomagic.org/fruition/drought-1.jpg

It's a desert. No tsunami here!

[Agamemnon]

http://www.ou.edu/class/FRINFO/GTA/EGO/Gifs/Personal/sandworm.gif
It IS the desert. :rolleyes:

[Emmzee]

http://arrakis.ru/caladan/foto/thumper.jpg
Thumpers distract sandworms, duh.

[mined]

http://www.thesietch.com/modules/SimpleGallery/galleries/Dune%201984/large/Paulkindjal.jpg
Paul Muad'Dib controls the thumper, duh.

[Emmzee]

:0
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/death-star-1.jpg
Death Star blows up Arrakis, duh.

[Limited]

http://www.voodoofx.com/images/New%20Xwing%20232%20014.jpg

Blows up ur death star :O

[Boo Diddly]

http://kforce.homestead.com/files/tie.jpg
tie fighter destroys x wing

[~ZMT~Trace]

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k39/KE_Trace/panzir3.jpg
Panzir Owns Fighter

[Emmzee]

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2004/20040819/w.jpg
Kaboom!

[TheGhost]

http://www.merrittsbakery.com/party/IMAGES/eimages/american%20flag.jpg

Those terrorists can not stand the sweet air of freedom.

[Emmzee]

http://www.stoaknowledgesystems.com/key2ottawa/Graphics/Canadian%20flag.gif
Lulz.

[itszutak]

http://www.inside-mexico.com/images/bandera-copy.jpg

Mexico kills Canada.

[Emmzee]

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2004/04/19/border-fence-inside1-0.jpg
You no get in USA!

[Bad Waffle]

http://www.spectrumdata.com/moose/graphics/newsletter/Shovel.jpg

I dig under your wall.

[mined]

http://www.ucolick.org/%7Emountain/AAA/answers/answers/groundhog.jpg

The Groundhog stops you in the dirt.

[Zeph]

http://www.howibuiltmyownpool.com/images/decking-2nd-concrete-truck-large.JPG

edit: Concrete truck covers groundhog with concrete.

[mined]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/47/Aa_pneumaticdrill_01.jpg/800px-Aa_pneumaticdrill_01.jpg

Jackhammer - nuf said.

[Boo Diddly]

http://www.bltmarketing.com/Images/flu.jpg.jpg
Jackhammer operator gets the flu and can't operate jackhammer

[mech]

RFL-3N Rifleman owns everything.

http://www.battletech-movie.com/images/forum_pics/rfl-3n_riffleman/post-29-1090629298.jpg

[Boo Diddly]

http://www.orangeedge.com/images/experiments/explosionPlanet2.jpg
oh dear, the mech blew up...

[mined]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/Koelkast_open.jpg/200px-Koelkast_open.jpg

The fridge cools hot things off.

[Boo Diddly]

http://www.hormel.com/images/glossary/m/moldy.jpg
too bad mold grows in fridges

[~A.]

http://www.shop.electrolux.co.uk/Merchant2mvc/graphics/00000002/fridgefreshkeeper.jpg

Pwnd by anti mold packs

[mined]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1b/Onions.jpg/240px-Onions.jpg

Anti-mold packets can't stop the spread of the onion scent.

[Boo Diddly]

http://www.leelanau.com/nmj/fall/images/garlic2.jpg
Covers up the scent of onions!

[Agamemnon]

http://whatscookingamerica.net/History/Sandwiches/PhillyCheesecake2.jpg
The onions are chopped up and then made in the Philly cheese steak.

[Boo Diddly]

agamemnon, youre 30 min late on that one, BUT I will counter it and my own at the same time!
http://philip.greenspun.com/images/20050813-newport-jazz-festival/fat-shirtless-guy-eating-cheeseburger-1.3.jpg

MMM... Tasty, Cheese steak and garlic sandwich

[~A.]

http://www.hydroxycut-hardcore.com/images/top_01.jpg

[Boo Diddly]

http://funnyfree.net/images/thumbs/funny_pictures_Huge_Muscles.jpg
Big muscles, small...

[Agamemnon]

http://www.sittingsexy.com/images/viagra%20bottle%20and%20pills.gif
Problem solved.

[Zeph]

http://www.sittingsexy.com/images/viagra%20bottle%20and%20pills.gif
Problem solved.

Wow, umm, I dont think anything can beat Viagra.

[Boo Diddly]

thats a hard one... *no pun intended =þ*
http://www.bbcc.cz/vasek/Pobaveni/viagra21.jpg

[Katana]

Naturally erect penis' can, but I'm pretty sure that be classified as "crossing the line".

http://www.rotten.com/library/death/execution/guillotine/guillotine_model.jpg

[Agamemnon]

http://www.eckerd.com/images/site/photos/oc_courtesyRefill.gif
Heh.

[Emmzee]

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/DGV/DGV051/1166008.jpg
Cold shower!

[Boo Diddly]

http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/hot_shower.JPG
Hot Shower!

[Agamemnon]

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/DGV/DGV051/1166008.jpg
Cold shower!
Viagra still prevails. :eek:

[Boo Diddly]

guess what doctors do when "it" does not go down...
http://www.sau.edu/news/fall03/images/blooddrive.jpg

[PlasbianX]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/8240/2af480fe50128bd2ec33bde5de69cacdrh7.gif

[rossmum]

This needs to be locked. We all just got owned hard by cats.

*declares plas winn0r*

[Boo Diddly]

ah crap >.< how do i do THIS!

...

...

...

...

http://www.chriscorriveau.com/hello/44/3024/640/too%20cute_1.jpg

[Agamemnon]

http://www.blueheeler.com/Rescue/poundhound-1.jpg
Quick! To the pound!

[Boo Diddly]

http://www.polarismaps.com/ansel/images/stretch.jpg
Nay! We must go to war!

[Agamemnon]

http://artspace.sfa.uconn.edu/267_s06/parsonse/images/terrorist_dog.gif
Yeah, I'm going to hell.

[Boo Diddly]

http://www.guardiansofazeroth.com/misc/diablo.jpg
He's waiting for you then!

[Agamemnon]

http://atza0.tripod.com/Screenshot097.jpg
Been there, mf rushed that.

[Boo Diddly]

oh noes! we just got pwned by another tripod RUN!
http://www.lux.ee/mella/gallery/tripod.jpg

PS hosting your pic on tripod, fortunecity, whatever does not let a person view that image from another site.

[Teroh]

http://mohaa.gamegate2k.com/images/Mark%20II%20frag%20grenade.jpg
O teh noes! A grenadezors!

[Zeph]

http://kokochi.com/blogpost/default/2005-06-16_161122_26468_0.jpg

bomb squad pwns explosives

[Agamemnon]

I'd like to see the bomb squad defuse a three second hand grenade. :rolleyes:

[Emmzee]

http://www.xtremeperformance.com/images/forcefield-1.jpg
Force field deflects explosives!

[Boo Diddly]

http://www.galamir.ru/windows/butn/super_nova1.jpg
but can it save you from a super nova?

[Zenaku213]

http://www.ilmondodielena.it/cats/gallerycats/gattianimati/strawberryshortcake2221.gif
Starwberry Shortcake's Super Shiny Shield absorbs the explosion and makes it into cake.

[~A.]

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/4011/blackholelargevg4.jpg
its a black hole!
I win.

[Zeph]

http://wp.li.ru/space/space_028.jpg
Turns out black holes are just teleporters. Now you're lost inbetween galaxies.

[Agamemnon]

http://www.photodump.com/direct/teknowil/orly_owl.jpg
It then turns out that the two black holes and the infinite space they are absorbing is actually just the ORLY owl in hiding!

[Rescudo]

http://files.myopera.com/drlaunch/albums/37656/yarly.jpg
You asked for it; you knew it was coming. :p

[~A.]

http://w3studi.informatik.uni-stuttgart.de/~voelzmo/nowai_redux.jpg

[Zeph]

http://www.trephination.net/gallery/macros/stfu.jpg

[Emmzee]

http://www.galileo.org/schools/strathmore/english/english_33/images/make_love_not_war.gif
Yarr, make love not war!

[Zeph]

http://www.usswisconsin.org/Pictures/Big%20Guns/037%20A.Dobyns%2016in.%20Guns%20in%20action%20WWII .jpg
nah
war be gudz

[Agamemnon]

http://www.retinalreality.com/gallery/torpedo.jpg
I sunk your battleship. :eyesroll:

[~A.]

http://ellipse.3d.free.fr/image/whale.jpg

swallows your sub

[Zeph]

http://www.doc.govt.nz/images/national/whaling.jpg
harpoons and chops up your whale.

[Boo Diddly]

then your ship blows up --> http://www.helicopterservice.com.au/gallery/ships/explode5.jpg *big image*

[rossmum]

Yay! We pwnt our own decommisioned ship!

Which one was that?

[mined]

http://www.mothersbliss.com/shopping/images/armbandsstyrox.jpg
Floaties save the ship!

[Teroh]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/cruise-missile-intro.jpg
A missile blows up the floaties!

[mined]

http://img467.imageshack.us/img467/84/petrolmy5.jpg

Whoops, someone pissed in the fuel tank again!
Your Tomahawk falls dead in the water.

[Emmzee]

http://www.lbl.gov/Publications/Currents/Archive/view-assets/Mar-05-2004/electric_car.jpg
Too bad that car was an electric car!

[rossmum]

Ross comes in and pwns all you noobs with his leet (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/rossmum/ghostyban-1.jpg) paint (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/rossmum/itszutak.jpg) skills (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/rossmum/lolrosswins.jpg). Also the car and missile, with one shot.

[Boo Diddly]

http://www.panel2panel.com/wallpapers/SC002-800-600.jpg
Oh dear, you made another planet explode. Bad, bad ross the intern.

[mined]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6386/imagesrm6.jpg
Einstein returns from the dead with a more accurate view of time, space, and energy...He promptly contains your explosion, returns the energy to stable matter ,and loops time back to the beginning of the thread...

:XD:

[Rescudo]

http://highlights.ultimatedvd.org/starwars/movie_stills/episode-5/AT-AT005.jpg:rolleyes:

[mined]

lol.

[~A.]

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/a/atomant2.jpg

Atom ant kills the robotic camels.

[Rescudo]

http://www.twinkle.com.hk/books/books/jp073.jpg

>_>

[mined]

http://iridia.ulb.ac.be/%7Esolvay/group09/papa.gif
<_<

[Boo Diddly]

http://bluebuddies.com/gallery/Plush_Gargamel_&_Azrael_Doll/jpg/Smurfs_Plush_Enemy_Azrael_Cat.jpg
MEOW!

[Agamemnon]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Cartoonist.jpg
*Erases The Smurfs from existance*

[mined]

http://www.stanleeweb.com/picts/stan-chair.JPG
Stan Lee pwns joo!

[Agamemnon]

http://www.tumbaabierta.com/cripta/img/batman_bob_kane.jpg
Bob Kane pwns joo bak.

[mined]

http://theages.superman.ws/images/shuster.gif
Joe Shuster pwns joo bak even more. :D

[Agamemnon]

http://www.montypythonpages.com/pictures/signed/Gilliam.jpg
Terry Gilliam pwns all. :p

[Emmzee]

Hmm...
http://www.a-one.cn/images/product/color-film-kodak400-36.jpg
Try using color film other than B&W.

[Boo Diddly]

http://1000bit.net/storia/images/perso/allen_gates_1977.jpg
Bill Gates and Paul Allen just pwnd everyone.

PS, sitting by Bill Gates woudl be like sitting by god, its just that Bill Gates has a swetter vest on.

[Agamemnon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Agamemnon582bc/Random%20Stuff/BillGatesOwned.jpg
;)

[Mr. BBQ]

http://media.linspire.com/ltoast/wonderbread.gif

[Boo Diddly]

i have more ^^
http://www.maysphotography.com/adm/photo/106_bread.jpg

[itszutak]

http://www.tastingmenu.com/media/2004/20040319-burntbakery/images/06-bread.jpg

I BURN IT ALL >:O

[Boo Diddly]

http://waikay.net/images/uploads/burnt-bread.jpg
there you go, its burt

[Emmzee]

http://static.flickr.com/36/86414872_3f3a5f9982_m.jpg
He eat your bread! >:0

[mined]

http://www.shavingstuff.com/archives/FusionPower.jpg

[TheGhost]

Oh noes, battery enhanced razor!

http://www.varsityworld.com/images/users/avatar_lowBatteryLarge.jpg

[mined]

http://www.unit5.org/christjs/potato.jpg
*quickly pulls out potato battery*

[Emmzee]

http://sifyimg.speedera.net/sify.com/cmsimages/Sify%20Food/Potato_chips_M.jpg
'Nuff said.

[mined]

http://www.blackjacktools.com/pcat-gifs/products-small/hammers-141.jpg

chips -> crumbs

[Agamemnon]

http://www.tomshardware.com.tr/game/20041209/images/crowbar.jpg
Crowbar > Hammer

[mined]

http://www.tmgcgart.com/assets/images/JOLtestB.jpg
Jaw of Life > CrowBar

[Agamemnon]

Scarab > Jaw of Life

http://halouvre.org/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=3004&g2_serialNumber=1&}

[mined]

http://memory-alpha.org/en/images/thumb/c/c6/Voyager_shields.jpg/180px-Voyager_shields.jpg
Force fields stop scarab plasma damage. :XD:

[Agamemnon]

http://sysadm.in/blog/images/no-power.jpg
No power left to power up force field. :p

[Emmzee]

http://www.diversifiedimaging.net/images/DURACELL.jpg
I got your power supply right here!

[mined]

http://www.threemileisland.org/images/frontpage/frontgraphics/images/design_01.gif

I've got more power than you.

[Emmzee]

http://www.usd230.k12.ks.us/espictt/timeline/FatMan1.jpg
Maybe you should check the safety of the power plant more...

[mined]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6386/imagesrm6.jpg
Einstein returns from the dead with a more accurate view of time, space, and energy...He promptly contains your explosion, returns the energy to stable matter ,and loops time back to the beginning of the thread...

:XD:

Lol, besides my reoccuring use of "the man" above, are you all seeing the reoccuring climactic "blow everything up" theme.

[rossmum]

I SEE'D NUTHIN'.

Yeah, we're all a bunch of pyromaniacs. Duh.

[mined]

I blame it on the violent video games. :XD: BTW, still waiting on someone to trump Alfred again

[Rescudo]

*Albert

[mined]

^ lol, that's embarrassing. I am at work and, as a result, my posts are usually on-the-fly. I thought Albert, but apparently my fingers thought something else.

Anyway, to get this back on topic, I will post Alfred and not Albert.

http://www.mysterynet.com/images/mn/hitchcock.hitch.gif

[Agamemnon]

http://blog.stevengfullwood.org/Fat%20Albert%20cartoon.jpg
Fat Albert > Albert

[itszutak]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/63/AtkinsDietBook.jpg
He went on a diet. Now he's just Albert. >_>

[Emmzee]

http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/8370000/8370942.jpg
Better.

[Agamemnon]

http://www.cathe.com/images/Gym-Style---Back,081.jpg
Best.

[Emmzee]

What is that, pilates?

[Agamemnon]

It's working out at a woman's gym. You do shed pounds during sex, you know. ;)

[shes2daft4uhaha]

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/Shes2daft4uhaha/C_Electra_StripTbonus04_DL.jpg

Carmen Electra's aerobic striptease- why go to a women's gym when you got this??

[itszutak]

That's a photobucket box.

Imgaeshack is better. :P
http://imageshack.us/img/imageshack.png

[Boo Diddly]

fortunecity owns you!
http://members.fortunecity.com/boodidly/01df4640.jpg

[Stealth]

The only thing that owns me, is well Life.

[Boo Diddly]

http://www.dluxz.dk/owned.jpg

[Teroh]

O noes! The needle was UNCLEAN!!!! UNSANITARY!!!! DISEASED!!!!

http://www.hutuweb.com/wordks/images/needle.gif

[Agamemnon]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b124/duffmanopyea/CaptainPlanet.jpg
Captain Planet cures...uh...everything?

[PenGuin1362]

cure this

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/PenGuin1362/pacinoscarface-755528.jpg

[Agamemnon]

http://www.jnj.com/images/content/content_images/our_company/history/band-aid.jpg
Cured.

[Boo Diddly]

http://perso.dromadaire.fr/maskfx/images/3rddegreeburn.jpg
you might need a bigger band-aid...

ps, this is just a mask ---> http://www.dromy.com/maskfx/makeup.html

[mined]

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11393620/Paper_Bag.jpg
How 'bout a bag to cover that up?

[Emmzee]

http://www.dnr.mo.gov/magazine/2005-winter/jpegs/bag2.jpg
I'll go with plastic, thx.

[Agamemnon]

Damn joo Emmzee, I had a good rebuttal pic too.

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/3341/flamingbag6ta.jpg

:mad:

Anyways...

http://www.duffgardens.net/media/images/sunwall800.gif
Plastic burns.

[mined]

Damn joo Emmzee, I had a good rebuttal pic too.

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/3341/flamingbag6ta.jpg

:mad:

ROFLopso

[Boo Diddly]

http://simonperry.org/images/Rowlan-Tower-Homemade-Flamethrower.jpg
plastic also melts at high tempertures...

FT? ftw!

[Zeph]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:a87bK8wVkyLs0M:http://ben-johnson.org/blog/wp-content/images/gasprices.jpg
ugh oh, looks like you didn't buy enough gas since it was soo expensive.



edit: I dont know why, but the image thing wont work for me right now.

Done for you. :) ~Whip

[Boo Diddly]

http://people.bath.ac.uk/en0paw/Vehicle%20Project/solar%20powered%20car.jpg
Too bad i drive a solar-powered car, no gas dude!

[thehoodedsmack]

Too bad solar cars get hot as sin.

\/ Boo Diddly after a trip to the grocery store.
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f141/thehoodedsmack/jmm_07_burn.jpg

[mined]

http://www.freedesktopwallpapers.net/nature/clouds.jpg

tut tut, it looks like rain.

[thehoodedsmack]

http://www.torontoenvironment.org/image/view/154
Nope. Just smog. Hopefully we'll get some ACID rain. Have fun, Diddly.

[Boo Diddly]

http://www.fortune3.com/~comp66570/89257071.jpg
neutralize that acid!

[thehoodedsmack]

Are you suggesting using Clorox to put out your flaming acid attacked body?

[Boo Diddly]

http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/clippy_noob.jpg
need some cream for that burn?

[Agamemnon]

http://www.blogbox.ch/wp-content/images2/word1.jpg
Feh.

[thehoodedsmack]

need some cream for that burn?

Boo Diddly recommends:
http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/preparation%20h%20oint.gif

[Boo Diddly]

you cant spell my name right...
http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/3812/18571/f/84173-Salt-0.jpg
naw, i suggest salt for your burn, it nums it better... and for the ghetto word...
http://www.taming-openoffice-org.com/dummies.jpg

[Cortexian]

http://www.free-pictures-photos.com/water/water-02.jpg

Salt disolves in water.

[Emmzee]

http://www.saharamet.com/desert/photos/desert2.jpg
Too bad this is a desert...

[Boo Diddly]

http://www.dinochick.com/Places%20Visited/HW_Holly_dead_in_desert.JPG
oh dear, you just died of dehydration...

[Emmzee]

http://home.hetnet.nl/%7Ekeessch/Ligfiets/Fotoalbum/slides/200%20camelbak.jpg
I has a Camelbak!

[thehoodedsmack]

That's a high quality bak!

[Boo Diddly]

http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/cb_battlerifle/fullgun.jpg
oh, no. I just shot a hole in your pack...

[Emmzee]

http://www.xtremeperformance.com/images/forcefield-1.jpg

[Boo Diddly]

http://www.crrel.usace.army.mil/permafrosttunnel/60s_China_Nuke.jpg

[Emmzee]

http://www.probuy.net/shops/probuytest/images/products/BIOSUIT.jpg

[Cortexian]

http://www.iac.es/gabinete/noticias/2001/imagenes/gbhole1.jpg

Black Hole sucks in universe, your thread dies!!!! Muhahahaha!

[Emmzee]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/a/1/5a1a8371247bef8b2ad3a4807870bf18.gif
Thx for playing.

[Rescudo]

http://www.activist.org.uk/bristol/l_padloc_unlocked_sm.jpg

Umm... no?

[Boo Diddly]

http://www.teslasociety.com/einsteinphoto.jpg

according to special relativity; this thread can not stay locked!

[Arteen]

Black Hole sucks in universe, your thread dies!!!! Muhahahaha!
Now the black hole evaporates, so all the matter that once was the thread is ejected back into the universe.

[mined]

http://heasarc.gsfc.nasa.gov/Images/animation/supernova.gif

[Emmzee]

That's space.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/AVP_Xenomorph.jpg
In space, no one can hear you scream.

[thehoodedsmack]

What if you're using a walkie talkie?
http://gometaldetecting.com/photos/walkie_talkie.jpg
Now we can hear you scream!

[Emmzee]

http://www.pennswoods.net/%7Ernorton/HAM%20RADIO.JPG
Ham radio is better!

[Boo Diddly]

what rhymes with ham?







http://www.personal-finance.tv/images/spam3.jpg

[Emmzee]

http://www.suprmchaos.com/hot-dog-king_070402.jpg
He will eat the spam!

[Boo Diddly]

http://enviro.org.au/images/fatBastard.jpg
too bad he already ate that guy...

[Emmzee]

http://www.hydroxycut-hardcore.com/images/top_01.jpg
Get thin, fattie!

[Elite Killa]

But I need food!

http://food4film.com/images/DoubleGoodbig-FPO.jpg

[Emmzee]

http://homepage.psy.utexas.edu/homepage/group/SticeLAB/Appetizing/big%20mac.jpg
Big Mac > Whopper

[Boo Diddly]

http://www.priory.com/ital/images/gandhi.jpg

he needs food too!

[Elite Killa]

Oh yeah! You know what?!

http://severtski.com/pics/energysword.jpg

ME CUT UP YOUR BIC MAC TO MAKE IT TINY!!!!!!1111 :XD:

[Boo Diddly]

http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/d_santorello_weaps/rocketlauncher_big.jpg
I blow up the sword!

[Elite Killa]

Ouch! Sorry, my nuclear explosion annihilated your rocket!:lol: http://nuclearweaponarchive.org/Usa/Tests/Ukgrable2.jpg

[Agamemnon]

Hmph. Amateur.

http://www.thebrassclimaxltd.com/images/TheTimeMachine-3Qview.jpg
Time machine > all


http://www.blogbox.ch/wp-content/images2/word1.jpg

[Elite Killa]

Water ruins electricity!!



http://www.quick.org.uk/graphics/water.gif

[Agamemnon]

I already went back in time...

[Boo Diddly]

too bad time did not exist back there... oops!
http://wings.avkids.com/Book/Atmosphere/Images/big_bang.gif

[Elite Killa]

Absolutely, positively no one can beat this! :lol:


http://www.birkoph.com/owned/owned_help.jpg

[Emmzee]

I declare this the best thread ever.

[Elite Killa]

I declare this the best thread ever.

So do I win?

[PenGuin1362]

you showed a person it's easy to beat a person, just impail his eye with a pencil

http://tspweb02.tsp.utexas.edu/webarchive/06-21-01/Images/pencil.tif2.jpg

*impailed*

[Emmzee]

Do. Not. Post images from tripod!

[Elite Killa]

can I post explosions then?!

http://orpheum.ca/other/explosion.jpg


Emmzee, I deleted that post u didnt like.

[Nic]

Watchout guys.

http://www.grosse.is-a-geek.com/robopics/blogimages/20050611squirrel.png
Squirells will eat you.

[Boo Diddly]

who keeps deleting my images wtf!

http://www.naturesscene.com/artists/bateman/approach-bald-eagle.jpg
too bad my bird likes to eat squirrls

[Nic]

DAMNIT

You fooled my plan.

Oh well.

Ive got a few of THESE!
http://pics.hoobly.com/full/5be500842e241765b90f90b2177ff821.jpg

Look away before they infect your brain like they did to my brain!

Believe me, its horrible!

[Boo Diddly]

My eyes BURN!

I wish I had a pic for this, but sadly, i dont...

Instead i will give you a quote!

* Camera pans down the red base to Doc and Grif talking *
Doc:So he was shot in the head...

Grif:Right.

Doc:...and you gave him CPR for a bullet wound in the head.

Grif:Exactly.

Doc:Yeah, I think that's a perfectly acceptable treatment.

Grif:That's what I said.

Doc:Oh yeah, people often overlook to alternative methods of care. Like that blue guy that was shot in the foot during the battle? All I did was rub his neck with some aloe vera, he was fine.

Grif:Yeah, I don't know about all that. I'm just glad that Sarge is wrong.

Sarge:Grif! Yer supposed to be guarding the prisoner. Not playing lookie-loo with him all day long!

Grif:Come on Sarge, he doesn't even have a gun.

Simmons:Oh, well you two will be great friends then. He doesn't have a gun, and you didn't bring any ammo!

Grif:Hey thanks, kissass. If I wanna take guarding tips from the guy that lost our last prisoner, I'll be sure to ask you.

Donut:Oh man, that is a burn. Dude, you just got burned. Burned, dude, burned.

Simmons:Oh shut up, your armor's pink.

Doc:Uh, hey, guys? I, I just want everybody to know that Grif and I aren't, uh, technically friends, uh, we're just talking. That's it. (to Grif) Sorry man, but it's pretty obvious that you're really unpopular, and if I'm gonna make any progress around here at all I can't really be directly associated with you. I'm sure you understand.

Grif:...

Doc:It's only because noone likes you.

Grif:...

Doc:Stop staring at me.

[mined]

^^^ WTF?????

Anyways...
http://gijoe1964.com/db1/00043/gijoe1964.com/_uimages/MVC-010S.JPG
I think your barbie collection might be enough for these fellas to handle.

[Nic]

OMFG

Actually not that bad.

They can kick the barbies ass anyday.

[Elite Killa]

Ahem.

http://z.about.com/d/inventors/1/0/Z/9/nuke2.jpg

My atomic bomb owns all.

[Emmzee]

Okay. New rule.
No black holes or nuclear explosions.
K? K.

[thehoodedsmack]

Emmzee ruins fun...

[Elite Killa]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/HPM/BM68~You-Suck-Big-Time-Posters.jpg

^

[Reaper Man]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/lol-46383.jpg

[Emmzee]

Fine, new rules repealed. BUT:
You must have something from the same category to beat a previous picture. Example:
McDonalds
Burger King
Jack in the Box
Food poisoning


Get it?

[Rescudo]

http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0603/wtf_cat.jpg.w300h371_HeOTTJstzM5Z.jpg

[Emmzee]

Ok.
McDonalds is in the category fast food.
So is Burger King.
So is Jack in the Box.
Food poisoning is food related, which is what Jack in the Box serves.
Get it?

[Rescudo]

I hope you aren't saying a WTF cat isn't related to a LOL cat. >_>