how do you wipe your ass?

[n00b1n8R]

after an argument with zilla, and not wishing to be seen as one who backs down from a stupid dare on the internet, I'd like to know:

how do you wipe your ass?

[Atty]

With toilet paper.

[Phobias]

With toilet paper.

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[n00b1n8R]

WAIT FOR THE POLE YOU FAGGOTS

also I expect heated debate, DON'T LET ME DOWN INTERNET!!

[Atty]

I've really never payed attention to how I wipe my ass. I just sort of do it. I'm not really prepared to write a full essay up or think on how I do it.

Although I will say, its a pity Neuro is inactive these days, I'd actually be interested in his take on ass wiping.

[ExAm]

Fold.

[Mr Buckshot]

Fold.

But I have a detachable shower-head (the kind that connects to the wall through a flexible hose) which I use to wash myself. Far cleaner than wiping. But when I'm not at home, I use paper and I fold it.

[DaneO'Roo]

What the fuck?

Fold?

Yeah, cause I want to risk getting turd all over my fingers while attempting to neatly fold my shit smear.

:wtc:

[n00b1n8R]

why arn't the results of this thread public D:

[p0lar_bear]

This thread is gross, you are gross.

:gonk:

[Atty]

He really means he's too poor to afford toilet paper, thus he uses his boxer shorts.

Crusty. :gonk: