A guy sells his life on ebay

[Limited]

Wow...I didnt even think ebay allows this but

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/New-Life-for-Sale_W0QQitemZ110078904033QQihZ001QQcategoryZ324QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosti ng


sry if this was posted on gbx, but i dont go there :rolleyes:

[Metkil5685]

That is just just sad. If you need money that much, then you shouldn't live.

[RaVNzCRoFT]

wtf. Get laid.

[DaneO'Roo]

LOLWTF

that dude need to get a ....

uh



good ole Aussies :)

[Btd69]

What's even sadder is the current bid.

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

Indeed. 10,000+ $

[rossmum]

Ugh.

What the fuck is the world coming to?

[RaVNzCRoFT]

Ugh.

What the fuck is the world coming to?

Well apparently, moronic Virgins using eBay.

[mR_r0b0to]

ROFL

[rossmum]

Well apparently, moronic Virgins using eBay.
Good point.

[Emmzee]

Scam tbh.

[IPBJT!]

W.T.F. is that!? The worse is that some people will buy this "new life"

[OmegaDragon]

*bids*
XD that is hilarious most definitely a joke or a prank on some guy.

[Pooky]

What... the bloody fuck.

[Teroh]

Sounds like a good life! /sarcasm

[Btd69]

I'd rape the chicks that he 'flirts with' and then cause I was under his name, he goes to jail!

Yayz for ebae

[rossmum]

I'd rape the chicks that he 'flirts with' and then cause I was under his name, he goes to jail!

Yayz for ebae
:ohsnap:

Ahh, the possibilities... :rolleyes:

[Mr Buckshot]

This thread burns my eyes.

[Atty]

I'm selling my personality on eBay next week.

[rossmum]

I'm selling my personality on eBay next week.
Good luck with that.

Just kidding.

Possibly.

[Limited]

Didnt some one else try to sell their sense of humor on ebay too?

[rossmum]

I can see how that would've worked.

[Btd69]

I should sell my GBX account on E-bay; I mean.. everyone wants to be me.

[rossmum]

Do it, do it! :D

[An Emu]

i would prolly pay $50 for it

[Syuusuke]

Uh...

Ok, um, hmm, what the hell?

[Cortexian]

My dad sold an old magazine for $5,000 on eBay a couple of years ago... It was from a long time ago, shows how stupid people are...

Magazine - $5,000
Life - $7,500
For everything else theres mastercard.

[Hurrvish]

congratulations, you have made me rofl like i never have before you get a cookie :-D
i still cant believe how retarded people are. he must be desperate for money
EDIT: WTF!? 7500 AU dollars!? that guys life isnt even worth 2 yen!!
for reference
2 Japanese yen = 0.0164581962 U.S. dollar
2 Japanese yen = 0.020854278 Australian dollar

[RaVNzCRoFT]

So you're saying a poor Japanese man could buy this guy's life?

I have nothing else to say. :v

[Edward Elrich]

Wow, until I read the description, I thought he was trying to lure someone to buy it so he could accuse them of identity theft. He contradicts himself in it, too. Who sees it?

[Hurrvish]

they say that hes illiterate....
typical, lol

[rossmum]

they say that hes illiterate....
typical, lol
And George Bush says he has a new plan, but we all know what happened there.

[Atty]

If eBay was to sell itself would it sell itself on itself?

[rossmum]

...Headache...

Would that even work?

[n00b1n8R]

lol.

who would enforce the big?

and what's eBay's rep?
n00b out

[Limited]

Sold for $5879 US dollars rofl owned

[rossmum]

Zing.

Even I'm worth more than that.

[Jelly]

I'm going to sell some hair from my arse on there. Feel free to bid.

[Limited]

I'm going to sell some hair from my arse on there. Feel free to bid.Hahaha, some dude would probably buy it and make a moustache with it :)

[rossmum]

OH THE MENTAL IMAGES

:suicide:

[Mr Buckshot]

I'm selling my white blood cells on ebay.

[rossmum]

Will they let you?

[Atty]

Biological products are not allowed to be sold on eBay.

[rossmum]

...Didn't think so.

[Limited]

Cant sell biological products? Damn, I got lots of spare biological products that some places are happy to pay for it ;)

[Atty]

Cant sell biological products? Damn, I got lots of spare biological products that some places are happy to pay for it ;)No one wants your semen. Sorry.

[someone]

ROFL. Can't stop laughing about it:XD:

[Limited]

No one wants your semen. Sorry.Amanda does, but she doesnt pay :D

[ExAm]

Lawl. I heard this on NPR a couple of days ago. Ross, don't you live in New South Wales?

[Pred1ator]

wow... a man whore....

a man who sells his body..

[RaVNzCRoFT]

You are bidding on one (1) purple, ribbed, rubber pleasure toy. Sold as is, $29.99 with additional shipping charges.

[rossmum]

Lawl. I heard this on NPR a couple of days ago. Ross, don't you live in New South Wales?
Yes.

No you can't fucking buy me. D:

[THEdarkLord]

i wonder if lesbians buy prostitutes....

[rossmum]

Man did this thread ever derail fast.

Why don't you ask one next time you see one?

[Teroh]

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Freaks.