Chuck Norris sues D:

[n00b1n8R]

so yeah:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071222/en_nm/norris_lawsuit_dc


NEW YORK (Reuters) - Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him.

:saddowns:

[thehoodedsmack]

Way to make a big deal out of it, Chuck. Fail.

[Jay2645]

His name is Carlos Ray Norris?

Now he sounds like some Mexican Bandito.

But he would lose the lawsuit, Free Speech and the Freedom of Press are protected by the U.S. Constitution.

Also, they didn't drop the A-Bombs on Japan. They dropped Chuck Norris, who punched the ground and let the resulting explosion carry him back up to the plane.

[n00b1n8R]

what about all the radiation posioning?

seriously though, I've never heard that one before :lol:

[PlasbianX]

You dont sue chuck norris, chuck norris sues you.

[Jay2645]

what about all the radiation posioning?

seriously though, I've never heard that one before :lol:
The radiation poisoning was from his fist, which passed the speed of light, producing a wave of radiation.

Radiation poisoning doesn't kill Chuck Norris; he kills radiation poisoning.

[Con]

I like this one:

The wheelchair on parking spots doesn't mean the spot is for disabled people, it means the spot belongs to Chuck Norris, and if you park there he'll make you disabled.

[Zeph]

The name Chuck Norris is trademarked. It'd be like one of you writing a book about Halo and making money off it.

[Emmzee]

You dont sue chuck norris, chuck norris sues you.
Only if you're in Soviet Russia.

[Aerowyn]

I would love if a cancer patient sued Chuck Norris because he's withholding the cure. D:

[Cortexian]

Here's what I think:

I have The Delta Force on DVD and it's amazing.

/thread.

[DaneO'Roo]

they're nothing compared to The A Team.

/threadx2

[nooBBooze]

^^
the B.A. stands for BADASS

[PlasbianX]

I would love if a cancer patient sued Chuck Norris because he's withholding the cure. D:

I LOL'd till I cried. Thanks for giving me a great start to my day xD

[p0lar_bear]

But he would lose the lawsuit, Free Speech and the Freedom of Press are protected by the U.S. Constitution.

The laws defending the right to free speech applies only to government and municipal entities. Norris could possibly sue on the grounds of defamation/slander; the book perpetuates myths.

I personally think it's awesome. Not even Chuck Norris jokes can stand up to the man himself. :haw:

[Kornman00]

The name Chuck Norris is trademarked. It'd be like one of you writing a book about Halo and making money off it.
Excuse me meester, meester hello! I said excuse me! I beg to differ (http://www.amazon.com/Black-Halo-Mods-Stephen-Cawood/dp/0672328046). /thread