How to save money

[Mr Buckshot]

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You guys should all follow his advice. I realized what a fool I've been -= I could've easily saved on toilet paper by folding and re-wiping.

"now you might have touched some shit. But it's ok it's just shit."

Discuss!

[Snowy]

ahaha that's a classic.

[FRain]

Haha, that's great.

[LlamaMaster]

Epic. Yes, epic. Also......I do fold once after the first time I wipe my ass. So lolz at this guy saying what I already do. xD (no it never gets on my hands)

[FRain]

I've gotten shit on me before (lulz) but it's shit, and usually in a bathroom there's a SINK next to it so wash your hands before you leave :\.

[ExAm]

I've done this all my life. I fold until I can't use it again, and I've never once touched any shit :/

[nooBBooze]

Heres another advice: Start smoking.
If the nub-coughs are gone and youre smoking 1+ pack a day for at least one month, you can save a crapload of money by giving up smoking. :v

[Bodzilla]

wait a minute.
this thread survives yet the other one gets locked?

:o


also disgusting.

[Kornman00]

I've done this all my life. I fold until I can't use it again, and I've never once touched any shit :/
i'm with the british elite with a funny hat

[PlasbianX]

I pay to have someone else wipe my ass.

[Boba]

I pay to have someone else wipe my ass.
About that... when do you planning on giving me my check?

[PlasbianX]

About that... when do you planning on giving me my check?

I thought we agreed on something else :downs:

[Mr Buckshot]

Is the cost of paying that someone less than the cost of buying your own paper? lol.

[jngrow]

I've done this all my life. I fold until I can't use it again, and I've never once touched any shit :/

Bull Shit. :D

[Kornman00]

Is the cost of paying that someone less than the cost of buying your own paper? lol.
that depends, does the wiper bring the paper (ie for free), or does the cost include the paper, or do they give u paper discounts, or is it byotp?

[PlasbianX]

Is the cost of paying that someone less than the cost of buying your own paper? lol.

Yea. Boba uses his tongue. Saves trees.

[Emmzee]

Wiping with leaves is cheaper.

[Jay2645]

But then you kill trees anyway.

No leaves=No Photosynthesis=DEATH.

Use Boba.

[Kornman00]

Wiping with leaves is cheaper.
not wiping is even cheaper :-3

what good is a washer if our clothes aren't dirty ;o?

[Con]

Wiping with leaves is cheaper.
I've done that, it sucks

[Mr Buckshot]

Leaves don't have the appropriate texture or flexbility. My friend had to take a dump in the woods at this camping trip, and he said it was bloody itchy and uncomfortable to use leaves, so he ended up ripping out the publisher's note from a comic book and using that.

[Kybo_Ren]

Leaves don't have the appropriate texture or flexbility. My friend had to take a dump in the woods at this camping trip, and he said it was bloody itchy and uncomfortable to use leaves, so he ended up ripping out the publisher's note from a comic book and using that.
Your friend sounds awfully nerdy to be bringing comic books on camping trips.

[Bodzilla]

^do you think thats Bad.

my brother brought a hair straightener to the beach.
Me and dad just looked at each other and said "where did we go wrong".

[Emmzee]

Leaves don't have the appropriate texture or flexbility. My friend had to take a dump in the woods at this camping trip, and he said it was bloody itchy and uncomfortable to use leaves, so he ended up ripping out the publisher's note from a comic book and using that.
Forgot about that, poison ivy is best.

[Mr Buckshot]

lol poison ivy up your ass. CLASSIC.

Speaking of regular paper, I could use all my old school assignments to wipe my ass and save more money.

[Mass]

While we're on the subject of toilet paper, why do all public restrooms have to have the shittiest (no pun intended) brands of toilet paper? I mean, you can see straight through them and they feel like sandpaper. I understand they're profit driven but c'mon.

also, lol. (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/232839)

[n00b1n8R]

people make profits from public toilets?

also, zilla way to fail :gonk:

[Mass]

People save money on not buying half-decent toilet paper, yes.

[Mr Buckshot]

In after lock:

awwww, whoever locked this awesome thread is no sport :(