I have a confession...

[Atty]

I'm really rossmum. All this time, since nearly the beginning of this forum, I've been pretending to be Atty.

I'm sure most of you know AttyKissy from Gearbox and after a short stint here he decided to leave, mainly due to the total shit storm of failure that the #h2v became, because of his somewhat high status in the community I came to him and asked him if I could use his account for lulz, he agreed. Since then I've kept the account alive.

I'm sure the moderators and admins of the site are wondering why his IP and mine aren't the same, how his is the same as it was at Gearbox, its because he has been using his connection as a proxy for me to use.

So yeah, lol guys, its a me a rossamum!

[legionaire45]

Another alt.

[Teroh]

Again alt.

[Mr Buckshot]

If you're rossmum, prove it by +bar'ing every member right now.

[Atty]

You fuck wit, I don't have massive rep on all my accounts, I'm awesome but not that awesome.

[Teroh]

Why the hell would I do that?

[Con]

:-3

[Emmzee]

You can't be Ross, because you've gone more than 5 minutes without complaining how shitty your ping is.
:eng101:

[beele]

This sounds suspicious.

[legionaire45]

Well actually my ping is terrible thank you very much.

[Teroh]

Well actually my ping is terrible thank you very much.
Mine's worse, faggot.

[Emmzee]

Based on the evidence presented, everyone in this forum is an alt of Ross.

Discuss.

[Teroh]

:lol:

On an unrelated note, your post count is as easy as A-B-C.
Quit it, this is a serious thread. Teroh, Legion, Atty...
They're all my alts.
"My" being Ross.

[Emmzee]

Quit it, this is a serious thread. Teroh, Legion, Atty...
They're all my alts.
"My" being Ross.
What about me?

[Con]

Quit it, this is a serious thread. Teroh, Legion, Atty...
They're all my alts.
"My" being Ross.
you're doing it wrong

[Teroh]

What about me?
Ugh. Who would want to alt your pansy-ass?

you're doing it wrong
You wish.

[Emmzee]

Ugh. Who would want to alt your pansy-ass?
:smithicide:

So, I'm the only non-Rossmum here.

Discuss.

[Teroh]

:smithicide:
Mission successful.

[Emmzee]

If you're all alts of Ross, how are dozens of you online at any given time?

[Atty]

Shut. Up.

[Atty]

Laptops. Lots of them.

[Teroh]

And using multiple browsers.

[p0lar_bear]

Laptops. Lots of them.

Quoting myself for truth, on a different computer.

[SnaFuBAR]

i was going to tell you guys but i was gonna get detention for it.

[p0lar_bear]

But then again, detentioning myself is pretty pointless.

[Teroh]

i was going to tell you guys but i was gonna get detention for it.
IMA TELL MOMMY

[legionaire45]

But then again, detentioning myself is pretty pointless.
Considering I am at all levels of H2V.

[Con]

:tinfoil:

[Teroh]

I'm watching you.
Conscars.

[Emmzee]

This thread makes me hurt. Thanks a lot Ross.

[legionaire45]

This thread makes me hurt. Thanks a lot Ross.
You're welcome.

[Emmzee]

Wait a second. If this thread's message is to be believed, then Ross never sleeps, which is not humanly impossible. Thus, Ross isn't human.

Then what is he?

[Teroh]

This thread makes me hurt. Thanks a lot Ross.
Hey man, no problem.

[Timo]

:ssh:

[Teroh]

Wait a second. If this thread's message is to be believed, then Ross never sleeps, which is not humanly impossible. Thus, Ross isn't human.

Then what is he?
I am no human.

[Emmzee]

I am no human.
But then what are you?

[legionaire45]

I am legion, for I am many.

[p0lar_bear]

I am rossmum. I am the alpha and the omega. Duh.

[Emmzee]

I am rossmum. I am the alpha and the omega. Duh.
God?

[p0lar_bear]

No. Much, much greater.

[Emmzee]

No. Much, much greater.
Oh yeah?

Prove it. Do to me what I want most. If you really are Ross, you'll know what that is.

[Teroh]

Oh yeah?

Prove it. Do to me what I want most. If you really are Ross, you'll know what that is.
No-one can shove a crowbar up your ass.
Sorry.

[not rossmum]

This sounds suspicious.
So did your mother, but do you hear me complaining?

By the way, totally not an alt

[Emmzee]

No-one can shove a crowbar up your ass.
Sorry.
Wrong.

[legionaire45]

So did your mother, but do you hear me complaining?

By the way, totally not an alt
Stop bandwagoning. You are not Ross. I am Ross.


Wrong.
Sorry, I mistook the word "crowbar" for "fursuit".

[Emmzee]

Stop bandwagoning. You are not Ross. I am Ross.
NO I AM

[not rossmum]

Oh by the way


If you're all alts of Ross, how are dozens of you online at any given time?

2 different browsers open at onc-

shit wait

[Teroh]

Wrong.

That doesn't exist, gosh.
We all know you really want that fursuit.

[Emmzee]

We all know you really want that fursuit.
I already made one out of the carpet so SHUT UP.

[legionaire45]

I already made one out of the carpet so SHUT UP.
Well, this one has the tufts of fur between the toes just the way you like it.

[Emmzee]

Well, this one has the tufts of fur between the toes just the way you like it.
No, I like it with the easy-access ass flap.

[not rossmum]

No, I like it with the easy-access ass flap.
You would.

[Teroh]

No, I like it with the easy-access ass flap.
Because you love crowbars up the pooper, right?

[Emmzee]

You would.
At least I don't like it from an antlion.

Because you love cocks up the pooper, right?
Fixed.

[Teroh]

You would.
I mean I guess.

[not rossmum]

Was there like an epic forum cleanup or something

I mean that guy who I'm not lost a whole mcfuckton of posts and shit

[legionaire45]

Especially considering the fact that between all my accounts I have around 14,789 posts, so can I have that added on to the 15,732 posts I made on my main?

Thanks.

[n00b1n8R]

why do ross threads get soo many replies so fast D:
also hi quail :)

[not rossmum]

Who the fuck is quail

No seriously

[Teroh]

lol, Berkut.

[Bodzilla]

I'm not cool enough to be a rossmum :(

[not rossmum]

Hi km00 what's up

[n00b1n8R]

certainly not your post count :downs:

[Reaper Man]

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-downsgun.gifhttp://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-fh.gif

[not rossmum]

Oh ouch

[Bodzilla]

[20:07] The Real Ziz Lady: so wats going on at H2V
[20:08] The Real Ziz Lady: are you back or wat?
[20:08] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): n
[20:08] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): just joking around
[20:08] The Real Ziz Lady: meh
[20:08] The Real Ziz Lady: who the fuck is Quail
[20:08] The Real Ziz Lady: is that you?
[20:09] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): FUCKING HELL NO
[20:09] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): jesus
[20:09] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): why must everyone ask
[20:09] The Real Ziz Lady: because it's a lie
[20:09] The Real Ziz Lady: just like the cake ;_;
[20:09] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): i know about as much about quail as you do
[20:09] The Real Ziz Lady: is that because your quail :O
[20:09] The Real Ziz Lady: :O?
[20:09] The Real Ziz Lady: :P
[20:10] 20.PzGr.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): ARGH

The Plot Thickens.

[CN3089]

:smithicide:

So, I'm the only non-Rossmum here.

Discuss.

hi i heard somebody call for backup?


sup non-rossmum buddy http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-hfive.gif

[n00b1n8R]

I'm in love with a girl I may not have a chance with.

[not rossmum]

That was such a relevant post

Except not

[LlamaMaster]

I missed the fun. :(

[Sever]

I am proud to say that I am NOT an alternate accou- who the hell are these two men busting into my room, and what the fuck is in that needle OH MY GO-AAAARRGKK. Hi, my name is Rossmum.

[Jelly]

Ross
mum

[Syuusuke]

Multi-cultural Rossmum!

[Kornman00]

this is madness...

[beele]

this is sparta Rossmum. :hist101:

no I am not an alt

[Atty]

Speaking of me being Rossmum and that whole list thing, think I should in act ross's, I mean, my list plan idea?

An hero's around?

[Jay2645]

I'm in love with a girl I may not have a chance with.
Sounds a lot like me.

Meh, oh well.

ANYWAY, how come Atty and Ross have 2 Xfires? iAtticus and Rossmum?

Oh, and I'm SVC, by the way.
I'm just joking, no way in HELL I'm that guy.

[Emmzee]

Oh, and I'm SVC, by the way.
OSHI EXTERNAL INVASION DETE-

[flibitijibibo]

I am proud to say that I am NOT an alternate accou- who the hell are these two men busting into my room, and what the fuck is in that needle OH MY GO-AAAARRGKK. Hi, my name is Rossmum..

[Sever]

And the point of that quote was... what?

[Snowy]

And the point of that quote was... what?

It's like saying QFT without the QFT part.


Noob.

[Hotrod]

Wait, Ross isn't actually Ross, he's actually Smith from the Matrix. However, the first Ross was powerful enough to turn all the other Smiths into Ross's, so now, Ross and his Ross's will take over the world, and turn us all into Ross. Does that make any sense?

Also, I am not an alt, until a Ross comes here and turns me into one.

[ima_from_America]

We can't kill them all.... Now Who's ROSSICUS?!?

[Sever]

Also, I am not an alt, until a Ross comes here and turns me into one.

We will find you, and you will be converted before the end of the night. The culling is at hand!

[Bastinka]

So ross is like a 'Gravemind' from halo 2/3, being able to control all flood forms?

[Teroh]

So ross is like a 'Gravemind' from halo 2/3, being able to control all flood forms?
ITS THE BORG!

[Boba]

What the fuck is the point of this thread?

[Jay2645]

To let everyone know that the end is near, for Attymum has risen, engraved with the number 666.
REPENT!
REPENT!

[teh lag]

This thread is full of filthy capitalist lies and propaganda.

[Apoc4lypse]

What the fuck is the point of this thread?

what he said...

also I lost track of whos who XD

[Jay2645]

Everyone's Rossmum.
Everyone.

Rossmum is God. In fact, he's bigger then God. He's God's God. But he's also God. He's building up a strike team to take down TheGhost for control of H2V, then he'll launch an assault on UXB for control of Halomaps.

Then he's off to Halomods, GBX, then Filefront, spreading throughout every game Filefront carries.
After he brings down all of Filefront, he uses the links in the Filefront pages to the other supported sites, bringing down each one of those and adding them into his army.

Soon, very soon, Ross will take over Ebay, then use them to take over Yahoo and Google. After his conquest of the interwebs is complete, he will make an assault on the leaders of every nation covered by the tubes of the Internet (Africa and Antarctica, you'll be fine).

Everyone will be his followers. Everyone will be his believers.
He is the Beast.
Repent.
Repent.

[Emmzee]

Liar.

Ross is TheGhost.

IT'S ALL A WEB OF LIES :tinfoil:

[Jay2645]

Liar.

Ross is TheGhost.

IT'S ALL A WEB OF LIES :tinfoil:
The corruption has spread farther then we thought, then. His next move will be against Dennis/UXB.

Warn everyone at Halomaps.
On second thought, don't warn them. Let them find out for themselves.

[Tweek]

i am the ghost.

[n00b1n8R]

Me too :smith:
like hell you did :lol:

[Bastinka]

i am the ghost.
I knew it!

[jcap]

This topic sucks.

This is a witty post, followed by a lock.

[TheGhost]

I'm not really TheGhost.