Ruining Dreams (forum game)

[OmegaDragon]

Ok, lets have a little fun here. Hopefully this thread won't go down the gutter and somehow end up in a flamewar...

Here is how it goes:


Poster A: I wish I was a giant! Then I could go around cities and smash stuff up :D

Poster B:You finally become a giant after going skinny dipping in radioactive waste. Unfortunately, that radio active waste you dived in, gave you some kind of mutated cancer and died a few days later.

I wish I had 10 million dollars!

Poster C: You win the lottery and won 10 million dollars, unfortunately you accidentally checked the wrong option and you will be receiving checks of 20 dollars every month until the 10 million is paid. You fail...

I wish...


And so on.

For tl;dr:

1st wish
2nd Poster ruins 1st wish and makes 2nd wish
3rd poster ruins 2nd wish makes 3rd wish

and so on.

Ill start:
I wish I had real life Warthog!

[thehoodedsmack]

Your out-of-the-loop relatives take that request literally, and you receive a live warthog for Christmas. It wrecks all your prized possessions.

I wish I could run like The Flash.

[ima_from_America]

But you look away for a second at a new pair of sunglasses and bust your head on a wall, spraying gray matter everywhere.
I wish I had a portal gun.

[Sever]

You get it, then get yourself stuck in an infinite loop.

I wish I had a gravity gun.

[thehoodedsmack]

You get one, but the FBI, CIA, and numerous unnamed and technically non-existant government agencies hunt you down and steal it to benefit themselves. Then, in order to prevent you from telling anyone, they use it to hurl a piece of steel at you, killing you instantly. You're buried in an unmarked grave deep in the Sahara Desert.

I wish I had a submarine.

[Emmzee]

You accidentally get a screen door on it and drown.

I wish I wasn't a virgin.

[MNC]

Lemme get Boba.

I wish I had pants on.

[thehoodedsmack]

Nobody else does.

I wish I could time travel.

[Emmzee]

Nobody else does.

I wish I could time travel.
You accidentally travel to the exact place and time where your parents conceived you. You kill the mood, and you never get conceived and cease to exist.

I wish I had a top-of-the-line gaming rig.

[Sever]

You get the gaming rig, but none of the stores in your area carry any PC games and your internet is down, hence disallowing ordering from online.

I wish this thread would end lol.

[thehoodedsmack]

But the point is to ruin your dreams, so it'll stay open.

I wish I had a pool filled with Jell-O.

[ima_from_America]

But it looks delicious because you accidentally left a cake in the bottom of it, and you drown.
I wish I had a leopard seal.

[Sever]

I voided the warranty by breaking it.

I wish I had 2million +rep points.

[JunkfoodMan]

The seal doesn't, and never will, love you.

I wish I had delicious cake.

EDIT : fuck you sever ;_;

The rep points lead others, including staff, to believe you have somehow hacked the system, or have a secret rep circle thus banning you.

[thehoodedsmack]

The cake is a lie.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

[Sever]

But it is, bitch!

I wish Black Mesa could help me.

[Archon23]

The cake is filled with deadly neurotoxins.

I wish Portal had a sequel.

Edit:

DAMN THIS THREAD MOVES FAST. They help you but, it turns out you opened the dimensional portal.

[JunkfoodMan]

Chelle dies.

I wish I could make great maps for TF2

[thehoodedsmack]

You learn how. But it isn't as good as Dano, or Lightning, or anyone of that league, and you erupt in a Terror-esque fit of rage and flame.

I wish I had X-Ray glasses.

[OmegaDragon]

You get cancer due to x rays.

I wish I had an xbox 360.

[JunkfoodMan]

You are only able to see women's bones, and not their boobies.

I wish this thread would slow down

EDIT: Paradox, no wish.

Also, RRoD

[ima_from_America]

But it goes too slow and you asplode.
I wish I could type at a wpm of 1000.

[thehoodedsmack]

You try, and all your fingers break.

I wish I could pimp-slap a mime.

[JunkfoodMan]

The mime puts an invisible box around you.

I wish chocolate was healthy

[thehoodedsmack]

Scientists make a healthy chocolate, and you eat a truck-load. Unfortunately, it still gives you wicked acne.

I wish I knew the name of the theme song to the 1963 film "PT-109".

[ima_from_America]

But you cause the last symbol of the second coming of rossmum, and everyone goes insane.
I wish I wish I hadn't squished that fish.

[OmegaDragon]

You went back in time in attempt to stop yourself from squishing the fish, but you landed in the middle ages by mistake. The time travel device can only go backwards.

I wish I had knew what wish to make.

[PlasbianX]

You died wondering the same question for years.

I wish I had a reindeer in my pants.

[ima_from_America]

But that guy from Saw shows up and he makes your nails into lead weights and you can't type any more.
I wish I had a better ISP.

[JunkfoodMan]

The blazing fast speed of your new Internet causes the internet to melt.
I wish I had another 8800GT 512mb

[Con]

Conscars takes it

I wish I had.. oh wait
..another 8800GT 512mb

[Boba]

You get it and it over heats.

I wish I had friends.

[Sever]

Shit, that one's not coming true.
jk we <3 you!!!
I wish this thread WOULDN'T get locked lol.

[Tweek]

you get them, but they backstab you, and you go emo.

i wich i was david hasselhoff

[ima_from_America]

But Spongebob forces you to swim all the way to Timo.
I wish I had a docile T-Rex.

[n00b1n8R]

but T-rex's are pretty dump and it accidentally stands on you.

I wish people here would take me seriously :(

[Syuusuke]

but T-rex's are pretty dump and it accidentally stands on you.

I wish people here would take me seriously :(

You are now taken seriously but become busy with life and then are not taken so seriously again.

I wish I found a way to get DXTweaker and Halo and Yelo plugin to work together.

[n00b1n8R]

You get it working, but in doing so fry out your computer.

I wish australia had decent internet speeds.

[ima_from_America]

But then, WW3 starts and Australia is shot up into space with a gigantic rocket under the whole continent built ages ago by really intelligent Maori people.
I wish I could have every video game that was ever made and ever will be made in a gigantic hallway.

[Syuusuke]

You die in a riot from people stealing yur gamez.

I wish I was first when it comes to first comes first served bases.

[Boba]

Someone makes a service where are are not served first.

I could start my own internet military.

[Random]

You are, except for hell.

I wish that you all were straight.

[Bodzilla]

But then, WW3 starts and Australia is shot up into space with a gigantic rocket under the whole continent built ages ago by really intelligent Maori people.
I wish I could have every video game that was ever made and ever will be made in a gigantic hallway.
your doing it wrong :fail:

[Xegrot]

I wish I had a pony. To eat.

[Bodzilla]

you receive one edible pony.
but it's riddled with diseases are you die 3 days later.

i wish Australia had fast internet :saddowns:

[n00b1n8R]

but you find n00b wished for that first.

i wish zilla wasn't gay.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Zilla pretends not to be gay so you go to his house and then he rapes you

I wish my hair on my head was longer

[Pope]

Unfortunately, a doctor comes to your house fulfilling your request. He uses your pubes for the extensions.

I wish that I had the Halo 1 pistol in Halo 3.

[Random]

You do but the clip is empty


I wish that you all were straight.

[flibitijibibo]

You rock balls with the H1 pistol, but the whiny little kids on the game get you banned for "hacking".

I wish I could work with/for Marty O'Donnell.

EDIt- Damn, too late. I still want to keep that situation though. To ruin the other dream, we become straight, leaving you with nobody to ever love you.

[ima_from_America]

But Marty eats you.
I wish I had a cryo chamber.

[Sever]

Hell, you just put yourself in the cryochamber. End of story.

I wish everyone would stfu.

[Random]

I still want to keep that situation though. To ruin the other dream, we become straight, leaving you with nobody to ever love you.

Actually I wanted everyone to become straight, so you fail.

[ExAm]

Hell, you just put yourself in the cryochamber. End of story.

I wish everyone would stfu.We don't.

I wish I had a personal Blackhawk helicopter

[Anton]

You get it but it gets shot down because it was in a no fly zone.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

[4RT1LL3RY]

You don't but It's because of a zombie apocalypes.

I wish I had enough money to not need to work when I go to college, without breaking local, state, federal or international law.

[Varmint260]

You accept a scholarship that gives you all the money you'd ever need while in college but you forget to read the fine print that says you're only allowed to take Basket Weaving 101.

I wish I was good enough at playing guitar to justify buying that Les Paul I've been drooling over.

[Jay2645]

You do, but then you get killed by Mobsters the day after you start College.

I wish I had some bitmap skills to round me out (I can do everything except Bitmaps).

[ExAm]

You accept a scholarship that gives you all the money you'd ever need while in college but you forget to read the fine print that says you're only allowed to take Basket Weaving 101.

I wish I was good enough at playing guitar to justify buying that Les Paul I've been drooling over.You become good at guitar, but you now owe the devil your soul.


You do, but then you get killed by Mobsters the day after you start College.

I wish I had some bitmap skills to round me out (I can do everything except Bitmaps).You learn bitmaps, but are hired by the makers of E.T. for the NES, to do textures for a sequel.


I wish I was granted a wish in this thread without it being ruined :v

[n00b1n8R]

you do, but in doing so are removed from the thread :v

I wish I had enough imagination to make something as awesome as this:
http://cazull.theccz.net/shipproject/CazWraithInterceptorRAW.png

[Jay2645]

you do, but in doing so are removed from the thread :v

I wish I had enough imagination to make something as awesome as this:
http://cazull.theccz.net/shipproject/CazWraithInterceptorRAW.png
But, in doing so, your imagination breaks and you are incapacitated for life because of brain damage.

I wish that my gf was here...

[n00b1n8R]

you stop being hungry, but in doing so never need to eat again and so miss out on delicious cake.

I wish I could come up with something I define as good to wish for.

[Syuusuke]

Your GF comes to your door, but only to break up with you.

I wish I wasnt hungry all the time.One day your brain tells you you're not hungry and you end up starving to death.

I wish I could sleep now.
You know what FINE.


I wish I could come up with something I define as good to wish for.You come up with something, but then are bashed at for your good quality.
Now...
I wish I could sleep now. Oh wait I am

[Jay2645]

You sleep for 5 minutes, but then wake up, and have one of those things where you're tired, but can't sleep.

I wish I was better at Halo 3 with no hax...

[ExAm]

You sleep for 5 minutes, but then wake up, and have one of those things where you're tired, but can't sleep.

I wish I was better at Halo 3 with no hax...You become better, and join a pro gaming league. Your team is selected to compete in an international tournament. You lose the first qualifying round. The loss crushes you and you never touch a controller again.

I wish I had the stamina to learn Max

[Jay2645]

Unfortunately, you have TOO much stamina, and, thinking you'll never run out, drain your body's resources to the point of death.

I wish I had nonpoisonous, cannot-kill-me-in-any-way Pie.

[Sever]

A clown steals it and throws it in your face, and you suffocate on the whipped cream.

I wish... something. I don't know what, but... something.

[n00b1n8R]

then the veloceraptor you wish'd for kills you.

I wish I could work out how to put this damn addon in gmod correctly D:

[ExAm]

then the veloceraptor you wish'd for kills you.

I wish I could work out how to put this damn addon in gmod correctly D:You get the addon in, but it turns out that it contains a virus that wipes out all of your porn.

I wish for whirled peas.

[n00b1n8R]

you git whirled peas, but they actually turn out to be a pea monster that informs you that I don't actually have any pr0nz.

I wish gmod would stop fucking crashing so I can use the addon for more than 20 minutes >:U

[ExAm]

you git whirled peas, but they actually turn out to be a pea monster that informs you that I don't actually have any pr0nz.

I wish gmod would stop fucking crashing so I can use the addon for more than 20 minutes >:UGmod stops crashing, but then Windows crashes. You lose all of your porn. Again.

I wish someone wouldn't rep me :v

[Reaper Man]

Gmod stops crashing, but then Windows crashes. You lose all of your porn. Again.

I wish someone wouldn't rep me :v
And you get neg repped.

I wish I had a AF-S VR Zoom-NIKKOR 70-200mm f/2.8G IF-ED

[n00b1n8R]

nobody ever reps you for the rest of ever.

I wish ross would just fix up my greenscreen images instead of giving me a lecture on why I should pirate photoshop.

E: you get it, but you drop the camera in water.

[OmegaDragon]

You finally take his advice and try to pirate photoshop, only to find out that the one you found was actually a virus, thus wiping off your porn... for the third time.

I wish n00b would stop loosing his porn :(

[Syuusuke]

You finally take his advice and try to pirate photoshop, only to find out that the one you found was actually a virus, thus wiping off your porn... for the third time.

I wish n00b would stop loosing his porn :(

Then n00b gets a rope to tie his porn together but is then stolen by a pornomaniac a.k.a. OmegaDragon.

I wish, I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart.From Dragontales bitches, if you didn't know.

[ExAm]

You finally take his advice and try to pirate photoshop, only to find out that the one you found was actually a virus, thus wiping off your porn... for the third time.

I wish n00b would stop loosing his porn :(He stops losing his porn, but then gets a virus that changes his start bar to "stupid".

EDIT: GAH STOP POSTING WHILE I'M POSTING

Then n00b gets a rope to tie his porn together but is then stolen by a pornomaniac a.k.a. OmegaDragon.

I wish, I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart.From Dragontales bitches, if you didn't know.Your wish is granted. You fly with annoying pink dragons in a land filled with childish fantasy characters and small children. You never go back.

I wish I had some cheese.

[p0lar_bear]

The US economy crashes and all dairy product prices rocket sky-high, thus making the purchase of even a quarter pound of even American pasteurized process cheese food impossible. Semi-true story

I wish I had a bazooka.

[Sever]

You get a bazooka, but along with it, you assume the role of Gordan Freeman, then along comes a fleet of Striders and there's no infinite rocket crate in sight.

I wish Halo 2 for Vista wasn't a failure.

[Syuusuke]

The US economy crashes and all dairy product prices rocket sky-high, thus making the purchase of even a quarter pound of even American pasteurized process cheese food impossible. Semi-true story

I wish I had a bazooka.
You acquire bazooka
Fine print: It only targets polar bears.

You know what...

You get a bazooka, but along with it, you assume the role of Gordan Freeman, then along comes a fleet of Striders and there's no infinite rocket crate in sight.

I wish Halo 2 for Vista wasn't a failure.

Halo 2 is then released for XP, no longer has multiplayer restrictions, and a fully unlocked HEK...and then it follows the road Halo CE is going towards, until one day SVC shows up.

I wish, I wish to use this rhyme to go back home until next time.

[Xetsuei]

You get a bazooka, but along with it, you assume the role of Gordan Freeman, then along comes a fleet of Striders and there's no infinite rocket crate in sight.

I wish Halo 2 for Vista wasn't a failure.

H2V isn't a failure anymore, and Microsoft dedicates all of XBL to H2V so you can't play anymore of your Xbox games online.

I wish it would snow harder.

[Sever]

Heck, I don't have an Xbox, so that would be great news to me!

It does snow harder EVERYWHERE, but just not where you live. A drought ensues and your part of the world gets baked to a crisp, thus killing everyone in that area, while everyone else is having fun sledding, having snowball fights, and making snowmen.

I wish I could release an awesome map for HCE.

[Syuusuke]

You release an awesome map and no one plays it after a week.

I wish someone would destroy my wish from my last post.

[Sel]

You start rhyming in detroit, and you get murdered in a gang war.

I wish I had a new toaster that toasts, toast properly.

[nooBBooze]

You settle for a cheapo-china product, it malfunctions and sets your house and all your belongings on fire. you will be left poor and lonely and you will be forced to sell your body on the streets for 5$.
HOWEVER: Right before the great fire you managed to save a perfect slice of toast. :3

I wished they´d legalize Dope.

[Syuusuke]

Dope is now legalized and everyone is high and the world is now a Hippy Earth.

I wish I had more than one wish.

[OmegaDragon]

You get another wish, but that wish is also ruined in this thread.

I wish I were a fish.

[Dr Nick]

Granted. Too bad you're out of water.

I wish I had a pizza.

[teh lag]

Granted. Too bad you're out of water.

I wish I had a pizza.

You get food poisoning and die.

I wish I had a bigger TV.

[thehoodedsmack]

You get one. But while carrying it into your house, you slip and the thing crushes you.

I wish I had a Kangaroo.

[JunkfoodMan]

It kicks you.
I wish I had the self discipline to NOT procrastinate.

[Pope]

It kicks you.
I wish I had the self discipline to NOT procrastinate.

Suddenly, Projects...TONS of them!

I wish I didn't play Diablo 2 so much.

[4RT1LL3RY]

You don't but go into withdraw and pickup an addiction to morphine to get over it.

I wish I had one of the worlds greats large deep-dish pizza with pepperoni, not processed with nitrates so I don't get cancer, without getting food posioning.

[ima_from_America]

You get the pizza, but it is so deep that you fall in. You eventually die by being smothered by pepperoni.
I wish all of the electronics in my house weren't possessed.

[Anton]

They aren't, but you get possessed.

I wish for the zombie apocalypse to last forever!

[JunkfoodMan]

You find out everything is finite.
I wish I could get more than 6 hours of sleep a night.

[Tweek]

you did, but you got abducted by aliens, and performed alien scary tests on, and they messed with your momory so you'd think you only slept 6 hours.

i wish there were less fucking dumb people on the world.

[Emmzee]

i wish there were less fucking dumb people on the world.
You cease to exist.SEE WHAT I DID THERE


I wish I had a V12, 500 hp engine in my car.

[Syuusuke]

Someone beats you in a race and burns your car for losing that race.

I wish I had a Magical Lamp.

[Boba]

But it turns out your genie is a rapist.

I wish I wasn't insane.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

You get a cool hat but the hat is so large it covers your whole head and everyone thinks your too ugly to show your face and you never get laid again, therefore going into clinical depression for 23 1/2 years and then joining the UNSC And becoming partners with MC in a suicide bombing on the brutes

I wish that more people had long wishes and more people had longer destruction of wishes

[Emmzee]

You get a cool hat but the hat is so large it covers your whole head and everyone thinks your too ugly to show your face and you never get laid again, therefore going into clinical depression for 23 1/2 years and then joining the UNSC And becoming partners with MC in a suicide bombing on the brutes

I wish that more people had long wishes and more people had longer destruction of wishes
Right before you view the thread to see if your wish came true, a tree falls on your house, putting you in a coma. When you wake up 46 years later, there is no Internet, so you'll never find out if your wish came true. You die a sad and lonely man.

I wish I was an admin.

[m13120]

Right before you view the thread to see if your wish came true, a tree falls on your house, putting you in a coma. When you wake up 46 years later, there is no Internet, so you'll never find out if your wish came true. You die a sad and lonely man.

I wish I was an admin.

Everyone abandons the forum because of your promotion.

I wish a hot female at my school would send me nude pics. :downs:

[Sever]

The nude pics aren't of her - they're of her brother.

I wish this forum were 100&#37; :awesome: and 0% :fail:

[4RT1LL3RY]

She sends you them but they have a virus that gets rid of all your pr0n.

I wish I had a time stopping portal gun that didn't leak gamma radiation and that could have portals on moving objects without causing a quantum singularity to form destroying the universe.

[Emmzee]

The nude pics aren't of her - they're of her brother.

I wish this forum were 100% :awesome: and 0% :fail:
It becomes too awesome for you to handle and you fail.

I wish Ross was unbanned.

[Jay2645]

But Emmzee, Ross IS unbanned. Remember Atty's post?

ANYWAY:
Ross proceeds to take over the internetz after being freed from his prison.

I wish I wasn't so lonely and bored right now...

[Emmzee]

But Emmzee, Ross IS unbanned. Remember Atty's post?

ANYWAY:
Ross proceeds to take over the internetz after being freed from his prison.

I wish I wasn't so lonely and bored right now...
Three burly guys show up and rape you. At least you're not lonely!

I wish my computer could run Crysis.

[Xetsuei]

Three burly guys show up and rape you. At least you're not lonely!

I wish my computer could run Crysis.

You upgrade your computer but don't put in proper cooling, so it sets on fire and burns your house down.

I wish I had a McLaren F1.

[Syuusuke]

Xet gets whatever the hell that is and it turns out that it was made in China and doesn't function after a few uses.

I wish I knew what a McFlaren F1 was.oh now i know

[ExAm]

Xet gets whatever the hell that is and it turns out that it was made in China and doesn't function after a few uses.

I wish I knew what a McFlaren F1 was.oh now i knowI show up in the thread and tell you that it's a top-of-the-line sportscar. You feel stupid, and Zilla laughs at you.

I wish I had a full set of powered battle armor.

[ima_from_America]

But you only end up being in that crappy transformers game.
I wish my old Windows 98 had speakers.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Your windows 98 gets speakers but the only sounds that come out of it are screeches that brake your monitor screen and deafen you.

I wish that i didnt have the flu

[Emmzee]

You take a drug to cure the flu, which it does, but it gives you AIDS.

I wish my fusuit had an easy-access ass flap.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

You fu suit gets an easy access ass flap, but you get raped and you wish you didnt get it

I wish that the mail was faster so my video card would come in sooner

[ExAm]

You fu suit gets an easy access ass flap, but you get raped and you wish you didnt get it

I wish that the mail was faster so my video card would come in soonerThe mail becomes faster, but you get more prepaid credit card offers.

I wish I had a cell phone.

[FRain]

You recieve a phone, only to realize it is a atomic bomb and your city goes up in flames 10 minutes later.

I wish I made 100&#37; :awesome: animations.

[Emmzee]

You recieve a phone, only to realize it is a atomic bomb and your city goes up in flames 10 minutes later.

I wish I made 100% :awesome: animations.
When you try to turn Meatspin into an :awesome: animation, your head explodes.

I wish my keyboard wasn't so sticky.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Your keyboard no longer becomes sticky but now it is melted

I wish i had a huge pie

[4RT1LL3RY]

The pie is so huge that you become morbidly obese and can no longer leave your room, also because of all the fat in the pie you get irritable bowel syndrome.

I wish I had a better understanding of embedded coding from sub-board to RC on my robotics team.

[Jay2645]

It's too much info, too quickly, so your head explodes.

I wish I worked at Bungie.

[Bad Waffle]

But you really do suck, and they would never hire such an dull bolt in the wall.

I wish i wasn't so awesome.

[Emmzee]

You instantly become dumpy combover WoL, and sleep in an alley every night when you're not eating melty candy bars really close to people in line.

I wish I had 5000 more posts so I could beat Korn.

[Jay2645]

But you really do suck, and they would never hire such an dull bolt in the wall.

I wish i wasn't so awesome.
But people post things about you like "You really do suck, and... Honestly, you're just such an dull bolt in the wall."

I wish people would forgive and forget my past mistakes...

EDIT: DAMMIT EMMZEE!

You instantly become dumpy combover WoL, and sleep in an alley every night when you're not eating melty candy bars really close to people in line.

I wish I had 5000 more posts so I could beat Korn.
You start posting so much that you break your fingers, and Korn passes you by 6000 posts while your fingers are broken.

[4RT1LL3RY]

But you really do suck, and they would never hire such an dull bolt in the wall.

I wish i wasn't so awesome.

Your awesome is used to create a healign salve that heals people but makes you an angry nerd.


You get 5000 more posts but are banned for "Ross'in up the forums"

I wish the Wii didn't have such low resolution graphics and could actually play DVDs.

[ExAm]

I wish the Wii didn't have such low resolution graphics and could actually play DVDs.
STOP POTIN' WHILE I'S POSTIN'

The Wii is rereleased with top of the line hardware. It costs ONE MILLION DOLLARS *raises pinky to mouth*


You instantly become dumpy combover WoL, and sleep in an alley every night when you're not eating melty candy bars really close to people in line.

I wish I had 5000 more posts so I could beat Korn.You get them. You beat out Kornman and become master of the interwebs. Many years later, this post is found. It is a fragment of a detailed account of your life:

When Emmzee saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more n00bs to conquer....

I wish I had some n00bs to conquer.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

You get more noobs to conqure, but when they are all gone, you become emo because there are no more

I wish i could texture better and like dano

[Sever]

Fat chance.

I wish more people on this forum used proper grammar and spelling.

Like the member above me.

Fat chance on that one too.

[Jay2645]

dis gud speln, rite?

I wish someone would answer my last wish...

[m13120]

dis gud speln, rite?

I wish someone would answer my last wish...

It becomes ignored and you live through life not knowing what people might've answered for it.

I wish my headache was gone.

[SMASH]

It is but the relieving of pain is actually blood loss and you die.

I wish I didn't have so much Homework...

[Ki11a_FTW]

The school explodes but you live right next to it

I WISH I HAD AIDS!

[thehoodedsmack]

You get it(?), but that's the day they find a cure.

I wish I had a walrus.

[SMASH]

You get it(?), but that's the day they find a cure.

I wish I had a walrus.

You get that walrus but it rapes you nightly.

(P.S. I do live right next to my school Killa :eek:)

(P.S.S Stalker >.>, lol jk)


I wish the Giants had a chance in the superbowl.

[Jay2645]

They get there, but terrorists strike on the day of the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl is destroyed; both of the teams and all of the fans watching the event die. There are no survivors.

I wish I had a dog.

[Aerowyn]

You find a starving dog with its face in a dumpster, nibbling on scraps. You pity it and decide to take it home. However, you soon learn it has rabies, but only after it has bitten you. Enjoy your cerebral dysfunction!

I wish for world peace. :)

[ExAm]

You find a starving dog with its face in a dumpster, nibbling on scraps. You pity it and decide to take it home. However, you soon learn it has rabies, but only after it has bitten you. Enjoy your cerebral dysfunction!

I wish for world peace. :)World peace ensues. You go insane from lack of people to get annoyed at.

I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner.

[Sever]

You become one, and then are NOT eaten, but dropped on the ground, getting yourself covered in gravel and leaves, then proceed to get thrown in the trash, thus squelching any chances of your unfulfilled destiny.

I wish I WEREN'T and Oscar Meyer Weiner.

[p0lar_bear]

You become one, and then are NOT eaten, but dropped on the ground, getting yourself covered in gravel and leaves, then proceed to get thrown in the trash, thus squelching any chances of your unfulfilled destiny.

I wish I WEREN'T and Oscar Meyer Weiner.
Then nobody loves you, because you're not an Oscar Meyer Wiener. Not even your mom.

I wish people would keep making shitty GMod comics. reverse psychology lololoolol

[SMASH]

They do, but they all make crappy Halo3 comics to your dismay. The internet breaks due to the suckage.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to this stupid game.

[Bad Waffle]

You get used as a sex toy by Neuro.

I wish i wasn't surrounded by a purple aura

[ExAm]

You get used as a sex toy by Neuro.

I wish i wasn't surrounded by a purple auraYou are now surrounded by a hot pink aura. Gays flock to you.

I wish my internet wasn't powered by hamsters.

[Con]

internet is powered by gayfuel

i wish i had 1 billion dollars (who doesnt) :o

[Archon23]

You get stuck in a pool and the 1 billion dollars gets poured in. In Pennies.

I wish that the next post doesn't ruin this (As in the wish right now and not Cons :antiloophole'd: ) wish.

[ExAm]

You get stuck in a pool and the 1 billion dollars gets poured in. In Pennies.

I wish that the next post doesn't ruin this (As in the wish right now and not Cons :antiloophole'd: ) wish.The person reading your wish doesn't understand you. You receive a box of hamsters.

I wish wishes really did come true.

[Con]

me too :smith:

[nooBBooze]

Wishes DO come true and the japanese turn this world into a hellhole full of rape, dick-girls, zoophilia, pedophilia and tentacles. D:

I wished i had a bigass burger right nao. :(

[p0lar_bear]

Wishes DO come true and the japanese turn this world into a hellhole full of rape, dick-girls, zoophilia, pedophilia and tentacles. D:

I wished i had a bigass burger right nao. :(

You get wicked bad food poisoning from your hamburger; it wasn't cooked properly.

I wish I had an RC plane.

[Bodzilla]

You get wicked bad food poisoning from your hamburger; it wasn't cooked properly.

I wish I had an RC plane.
Oh god it's tempting to put in a deliciously bad joke here.

[nooBBooze]

^
i see where ur coming from mister :v

[OmegaDragon]

You get wicked bad food poisoning from your hamburger; it wasn't cooked properly.

I wish I had an RC plane.

Well since no one else would ruin it, I WILL!

While flying your brand new RC Plane that you got from an auction on eBay, you try to do a loop de loop with a barrel roll. The flight path was miscalculated and now you have to explain to the doctor why there is a toy plane fuselage in your anus.

I wish I didn't get a picture of that in my head :gonk:

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

You remove the picture of that in your head, but instead you have a repeating clip image in your head thats a mix of meatspin and 2 girls 1 cup.

[Sel]

You get one. You drown in magical oil that floods your house.

I wish we had moar orgies.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

You get moar orgies, yet you get aids

I wish i had a bannana

[Sel]

Someone shoves a bannana up your ass. :awkward:

I wish I didnt have AIDS from going to so many Orgies.

[OmegaDragon]

Someone shoves a bannana up your ass. :awkward:

I wish I didnt have AIDS from going to so many Orgies.

Instead, you get syphilis during the orgies.

I wish Vista wouldn't suck so much.

[Sel]

Instead, you get syphilis during the orgies.

I wish Vista wouldn't suck so much.

Vista stops sucking, but after all the horrible things it heard you say, it brutally murders you in the middle of the night, and microsoft reposesses all your stuff, and sells it to needy rich kids in arabia.

[OmegaDragon]

Needs moar wish to ruin.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

i wish there was a wish to ruin

[Syuusuke]

Your wish has been granted ruined.

I wish all upcoming games for the PC would not require semi-demanding PC specs while still incorporating sexy graphics and whatever the hell it was ideally made for.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

That soon becomes possible and you cockily buy a win 98 computer and it ends up being in black and white

I Wish I knew silentics xFire

[nooBBooze]

He will give you a link to the /b/ section of 4chan.

I wished Fidel would ressurect. D:

[ima_from_America]

He does, but then he steals cookies and Tang.
I wish I had another pie.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

I wish this thread would stay open forever.

[jcap]

The thread would stay open, if only people knew how to post intelligently, keeping threads from going down the drain.

Oh, right.