So I heard my family is in some deep shit.

[ExAm]

According to my dad, who just called me, some motherfucker who lives near his rental property turned him in for changing the lower space of an add-on unit he put in into a living space. And for changing several parts of the lot that were already changed when we bought the place.
My dad spent thousands and thousands of dollars of money he didn't have building this rental unit so that he could try and ease himself and my family out of debt (in about 30 years). Now he has to tear out the living space in the bottom of that rental unit. Now he has to move back into the front house (which he was renting out. The entire property was rental space), which means he loses the $1300 a month from the bottom unit, plus whatever he was getting every month from the couple who were living in the front house.
In other words, thousands of dollars spent on a two-story accessory dwelling unit has basically been flushed down the toilet. The only benefit he can get out of it now is renting the top space, and MAYBE the little one-room studio in the back, which really isn't a living space at all. And, he'll have to spend more money converting the attic of the main house into a room, so that either my brother or I can live in it. Otherwise, we share a room, and that never worked out well when we were living there.
My dad's entire financial plan is completely and utterly ruined. He'll come out of this much more in debt by the time he dies than he is now, passing it on to my brother and I. This also means that I may not be able to attend college. Period.

Now, some info about the guy who turned all of this in. He is the only person who objected to the add-on being built. He didn't get his wish. So, he decided to fuck everything up by using a sledgehammer to kill an ant, so to speak.

Charges include:
-Adding in living arrangements to the lower floor of the new building
-Covering the back porch of the main house (which was already fully covered when we moved there)
-Converting a shed into a living space (The Studio, which is in no way a living space. We might have to make it one now, though, to make ends meet)

This man USED to be a friend. He's my friend's dad. He's lived here for years, and we haven't heard a thing from him. Now he's fucked us over. Bigtime.

Now, here's the thing. I want to make the man's life a living hell, but I can't do that. I want to do SOMETHING to get this guy, something that's only barely illegal :v

Suggestions?

[Jay2645]

Email him some child pr0n and alert the authorities.


OR, use that one Program that Ghostie wanted...

[ExAm]

OR, use that one Program that Ghostie wanted...What's that?

[Aerowyn]

If you can find a way to access his computer, find out what kind of things he looks at in his spare time.

Look for child porn, anything illegal, then promptly report to authorities. Do you think he does drugs? Nab him for it.

Anything you can find of his that is even remotely against the law, get on his case.

It's a shame to hear of the predicament your family is in. It is a sad day when people become jealous for no reason and take it upon themselves to ruin another person's life.

[Huero]

Before you do anything, talk to him.
Ask him why he did it. Tell him how badly he messed things up. Make him feel like shit.
Then do what it is you want to do. :3

[DrunkenSamus]

Use the "Interrupting Completely Uncalled For" joke.

Tell him a Knock-Knock joke, and after he says "Who's there?", say "Interrupting Completely Uncalled For", when he says it about halfway, SLAP HIM IN THE FACE AND RUN AWAY.

[Kornman00]

goon squad 'em mb?

[ExAm]

Make him feel like shit.My dad doesn't want to do that for some reason. I have to convince him otherwise. Make him report it as a false alarm, maybe.

My dad wants to report every time his dog barks :v


goon squad 'em mb?Enlighten me.

[Emmzee]

Give 4chan his IP.

[Llama Juice]

So... what did you guys actually do wrong?...

The guy didn't want something else built so he called the cops and won?... I'm confused as to how that works.

Either way that sucks dude... best of luck to ya

EDIT: Emmzee always has the best ideas... hence why I can never +rep... i seem to have always "just repped" you... *sigh*

[Xetsuei]

Give 7chan his IP.

ftfy

[Aerowyn]

Give 4chan his IP.

That gets you a ban and a NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY.

[Emmzee]

That gets you a ban and a NOT YOUR PERSONAL ARMY.
If you knew anything about me you'd know that post was a joke.
:fail:

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Tell him to go to halo4.tk if he is a halo fan, or tell me what kind of fan he is, also, noone here should go to that site, it is linked to da spining meat :O
Do Not Want :(

Or you could have someone script up a site that dls child pr0n from limewire onto his pc then alert authorities

[jcap]

Go to his house and cite him for property violations. Compile a list of things he is doing illegally and (optionally) threaten to bring it to the town (though it might be best to remain anonymous.) Dig into his past and see if you can get any dirt on him. Not that I endorse this action, but one of the worst things you can do to someone is add bleach to their car's gas tank or oil. You'd then even the playing field between the two of you with your financial situation. In all seriousness, though, the first course of action is the best since it is legal and it is just a huge kick in the ass for him. Make karma catch up with him. If he wants to get dirty, then jump in.

[Leiukemia]

I hate to be a stick in the mud, because that is really shitty and all. But it's also sort of your dads fault for not properly looking into it in the first place, and getting the proper liscencing for doing the work he did. But I'm not saying you don't have any right to be mad though, I would be pissed off as hell and don't blame you to be. If that was me, being me, I would actually just beat the living shit out of him, weapons for sure. I'm dead serious, it's something I've thought about a lot, if someone ever fucked my family over they will no longer walk or pick up the newspaper.

[Mr Buckshot]

Sorry to hear that! It really is heartbreaking. The most feasibly way of revenge is to thoroughly investigate the man for anything remotely illegal and report it to the authorities.

As a car enthusiast, I'd go fuck up his car (not at his house, but when it's at the mall or something so it can't be traced back to me) if I were you. Hell, go into some seedy areas and pay local punks $10 each to mess with the man (especially his car). Smash the windows, steal the headlights, pop the tyres, etc.

This reminds me of the time when I lived in Shanghai...we spent a lot of money renovating part of our condo, then the neighbors complained so much that the workers refused to finish the job and we had to undo their work by ourselves. And we still had to pay them...over 30 000 yuan down the drain.

In the meantime, watch expenditures very, very closely. Sell stuff you don't need, anything to scrape extra cash.

[Teh Ganon]

That really sucks dude, im sorry to hear that. You might want to try and get yourself hurt on his property and sue him for w/e. Walk in his door and shoot yourself in the foot lol... thats mean... >.>

[Mr Buckshot]

If this incident happened in America, and I expect it did, the possibilities of using lawsuits for revenge are endless. You can get into a car accident with the man or cook with him and burn yourself on the hand.

[ExAm]

I hate to be a stick in the mud, because that is really shitty and all. But it's also sort of your dads fault for not properly looking into it in the first place, and getting the proper liscencing for doing the work he did. But I'm not saying you don't have any right to be mad though, I would be pissed off as hell and don't blame you to be. If that was me, being me, I would actually just beat the living shit out of him, weapons for sure. I'm dead serious, it's something I've thought about a lot, if someone ever fucked my family over they will no longer walk or pick up the newspaper.Yeah, I know, but my dad has always been trying to find ways to kind of add a little harmless something extra so he can make a little extra. He couldn't get a permit for the place when he originally put the lower living space in the plan. He took it out for the final plan, but built it in anyway. It shouldn't matter in the least, but it's this fucking bureaucracy, you know?

Anyway, an update: We've got another suspect. The next-door neighbor (the other guy's property is connected to ours by way of another side of the block). This guy has been giving me, personally, a hard time for years, and I only just remembered that it could have been him. He has a nice house next door, and seems to get pissed off at anyone who seems to be doing anything remotely undesirable. I took my brand new RC car out when I was about 6 or 7, and looked for some dirt to drive it around in. There was a little patch of dirt around the side of a house in the cul de sac two doors away, and it was facing the street, outside of their fence. I drove it around for a bit, and this asshole makes it a point to walk out of his gigantic, heavily decorated property to come and give me a scolding; saying he'll call the cops if I didn't cut it out right then and there. Being 6 (or 7), and all, I was scared shitless and ran home crying.
I hate that sonofabitch. If it's him, it's going to make it a lot easier for me to get back at him, being that he's not an old family friend and all.
The downside is, he doesn't have a dog that barks all the time to report in about. Well, something has to be done, but my dad and I have to find out for sure who did it, before we start harassing them.

[Mr Buckshot]

He has a nice house next door, and seems to get pissed off at anyone who seems to be doing anything remotely undesirable.

Uh oh, you just described my dad, who is very protective of his house and his vehicles. I personally scolded him once for throwing his temper at the kids next door when they built a snow fort on his driveway. I mean, they're under 10 and just wanna have fun, give them a break. They didn't know matters and their driveway was too small for two forts. And my dad just yelled at them so rudely it was embarrassing.

I partly agree with Leukemia - your dad should have been a little more responsible with his finances, but what's done is done. And when some meanie intentionally hurts a decent family, we must take action.

[CrAsHOvErRide]

Needs more backdoor child porn downloading application.

[Tweek]

etch the world "pedophile" onto his windows in the middle of the night with etching fluid.

he'll have to get all his windows replaced, and windows aren't cheap.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

wow thats awsome tweek lol..

[Bodzilla]

Sorry to hear about this man. we had fucked in the head neighbours living next to us for over 10 years.

These are the kind of people that Video taped Leaves falling from hundred yeard old Gum trees into the pool. and they tried to sue the family behind them with the trees for damaging there pool pump.
they dropped a bird bath when they where moving out, called the cops and said we snuck into their yard and smashed it.
ect
ect
ect.
:fail:

Look after your family.

[Tweek]

i'd walk in on them, and take a knife to their throat tbh.
ofcourse when theyre alone, so they have no proof.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Do what tweek said, but then, carve the word Pedophile into his forhead.

[Roostervier]

Uh, the whole concept behind tweek's idea was to do it in a way that the guy had no evidence that that had ever happened.

[Tweek]

cutting his head would leave evidence.

[Pope]

I do not condone any of these and I honestly believe your father fucked up and it's his fault. If you choose to use any of these following methods go for it.

You want slightly illegal?

If you have access to his house:

Go to all the locks and place super glue inside of the keyhole. Whole tube = 1 lock.

Place garbage bags on where he usually goes to open his door. After placing them, cut holes on the bottom. When he picks them up...you get the picture.

SAVE YOUR URINE. In 2 Liter bottles for a day or 2. After placing the garbage bags down pour this all over it. (Can be substituted for gasoline, old milk, etc.)

If no access to his house try some of the following:


If he has fax: Black Fax (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_fax) (Phone numbers and fax numbers are possible to find through internet) Also try typing "System Error: 1337(any number really) Internal control failure. Turn machine off and contact local dealer."

If he has a significant other attempt to contact them about the whole situation. If they agree with you, good, if not. Lay down the PWN. Attacking friends is as good, if not better for attacking people.

If you know his e-mail. Go onto the internet sign him up for every gay porn site you can find. If not willing to go that far, try something like Disney Princess Newsletter or something of the sort.

Also try covering his whole car with "SELF-RISING FLOUR." make sure it's self-rising. Proceed to cover the whole car in syrup before hand for it takes off the paint, if that is what you want.

That's the gist of it, at least of my "barely" illegal ones.

[Emmzee]

cutting his head would leave evidence.
Yeah, they'd recognize your handwriting.

[Mr Buckshot]

You could pull a "Catch Me If you can" on him (referring to the Leonardo DiCaprio movie). In other words, fake cheques that'll totally screw him over.

[ExAm]

You could pull a "Catch Me If you can" on him (referring to the Leonardo DiCaprio movie). In other words, fake cheques that'll totally screw him over.
If I knew how, and I couldn't get caught, I would. Also, I need to watch that movie again :v