Post your musical parodies

[Mr Buckshot]

Yeah, post your parodies as the title says. Make sure you specify the name and artist/band of the original song so we know what you're talking about. You can make up your own lyrics, or you can use another parody-er's lyrics (i.e. Weird Al) provided you give proper citation of course.

As for posting the original song, no links to music piracy sites, but if the songs are on Youtube, feel free to link to the Youtube versions.

So, here we go!

EDIT: I forgot to add, there are some music video parodies (especially those of You're Beautiful) that have a greater focus on parodying the official music video rather than the song itself. You can post those too.

Original song: You're Beautiful, by James Blunt (http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Y7WDWP8WMs)
My version: You're Mentally Fucked, by Mr. Buckshot

My life is brilliant
My mock is pure
It's directed at you
Of that I'm sure

I first met you in high school
And I wish it wasn't true
Because you're just so damn dumb
You're worse than a bull

(chorus) You're mentally fucked
You're mentally fucked
You're mentally fucked
It's true. (end chorus)

I saw your face
In a crowded place
And I knew just what to do
I burst out laughing at you

Well you just can't read
Or solve the simplest problems
Your IQ is so low that you have to
Dig for it
And I don't think that even garbage men
Would employ someone as stupid as you

(chorus)

I saw your face
In a crowded place
And the next thing that you knew
You were the laughing stock of me

La la la la
La la la la
La la la la
Fuck off...

(chorus)

If a God really exists
He's got a smile on his face
As he watches you fail in life
And it's time to face the truth
You're just so retarded.

Original Song: Complicated, by Avril Lavigne (http://youtube.com/watch?v=NGXYAJoDWCk)
Alternate version: Constipated, by Weird Al Yankovic:
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[Kornman00]

Its funny that you posted this thread today actually. Can't tell you why, but I'll just add my parody to This Song (http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/mygirl/dowahdiddydiddy.htm) I did earlier.


There she was just a-fappin' down the street singing:
gonna do u baby, fuck u hard, turn ya blue

flicking her lips and dreaming of some meat, singing:
gonna do u baby, fuck u hard, turn ya blue

she fucks good (fucks good), bet she blows fine (blows fine)
she fucks good, bet she blows fine, I think I've just 'bout lost my mind

before I knew it, she grabbed my balls and meat, singing:
gonna blow u baby, make you cum, then fuck ya too

her tits were just as natural as can be, singing:
gonna fuck u baby, make you scream, make you shout

we knocked down (knocked down) my door (fuck the door)
we knocked down my door, then we fucked a little moar


its here that I ran out of :effort:

[Bodzilla]

You need to Tone down on the Elitism buckshot just a little... lot.
nearly every post it's about something like the "idiots at school that arnt worth my time" or something like that.
Or how the Asian government is better.
or about your dads Car.

even tho this is a Parody, i'm just super saturated from some of the Elitist garbage you've been spewing for the last few months.
tone it down.

[Mr Buckshot]

I see no elitism in my parody...and call it Asian pride lulz (to be specific, pride in Singapore and mainland China).

C'mon Zilla, post a parody if you want to post in this thread.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Yoooo!
Naked man tell em

ayy i got this new dance fo yall called tha Naked man

You

u gotta fap den wank back 3 times from left ta right

(aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!)

Naked man up In it (oh)
Watch Me Naked
Watch Me Fap
Watch Me Crank Dat Naked man!
den Naked man Dat (oh)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Naked Man)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Naked Man)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Naked Man)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Naked Man)

Naked man up In dis home
Watch Me Naked
Watch Me Fap
Watch Me Crank Dat Naked man
den Naked Man Dat hoe
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Naked Man)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Naked Man)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Naked Man)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Naked Man)


Naked Man aint got no pants
Askin' you for underpants
Naked Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Wank on that bitches face
Thats lots of fun. Now Watch Me Jerk
Jackin on that bitches face
When I Do Dat Naked Man
I Lean To The Left And extend Dat Thang
(Now yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!)
I'm Jackin' off in public
And If We Get To sexin
Den im slappin' on yo bitch ass
Yes I am your local nudist
Yes Im naked every day
People like to watch Cuz
The people so damn horney

Soulja Boy up In dis Hoe
Watch Me Fap
Watch Me Bang
Watch Me fap dat Naked Man
den Naked Man Dat Hoe
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Naked Man)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Naked Man)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Naked Man)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Naked Man)

Naked Man ain't got no pants
Watch Me fappin
Watch Me bang
Watch Me Crank Dat Naked Man
den Naked Man Dat Hoe
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Naked Man)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Naked Man)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Naked Man)
Now watch me yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
(Crank Dat Naked Man)

I'm Bangin all those hoes
Watch Me Super fuck dat hoe

[FireDragon04]

I don't have any musical talents, let alone to abilities to right a song parodies,
so i'll post my favorite two song parodies, all from James@War:

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[Con]

I didn't listen to the second one, but the first one is hilarious. Thanks for sharing

[Mr Buckshot]

Finally this thread is taking off. Great job guys!

Here's another parody I like:

Original song: We Are the World (http://youtube.com/watch?v=WmxT21uFRwM) (by a group of artists, including MJ when he was still black)
Parody: We Fuck the World (by French comedians)
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[Monopoly]

Original song
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2ib4N-tqzQ

I was raped in the projeckts...projects

I was raped in the projeckts...projects

I was raped in the projeckts...projects

I was raped in the projeckts...projects

I was raped in the projeckts...projects

I was raped in the projeckts...projects

I was raped in the projeckts...projects

I was raped in the projeckts...projects

I was raped in the projeckts...projects

I was raped in the projeckts...projects

I was raped in the projeckts...projects

I was raped in the GAG

I was showering in the projects, maybe i was jackin off

a nigga ran up on me naked, cock out IT WAS NOT SOFT

screamed for help ran out to the curb, niggas pants off

fingers on his weener full of cum, ready to blast off

insane nigga over hurr ready to fap off

pearly white nut, balls big as a samoan

threw me down , armed with his stick ready to fuck off

big dick in my mouth, you know that im holding his balls all the way up trying to stay up knocked down on teh ground getting raped up, its his ball sack , its hangin down reallll low sodomised getting raped up by the liquor sto..

continue or not :v

[TeeKup]

Wow, I found that highly atrocious.
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8016/gtfo2007lk4.gif

[Emmzee]

Now, this is a story all about how
I got more awesome, as you can see
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a forum called H2V

In west Gearbox born and raised
In Off-Topic was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all postin' and reppin' and ownin' some fools
When a couple of mods
Who were up to no good
started takin' our rep, and this wasn't good
I got in one little fight and TheGhost got scared
He said 'You're movin' with the awesome members to H2V'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said Jcap and it had rep in the mirror
now I knew that this was the place for me
So I thought "yeah, I'll do it, yo homes, H2V!"

I navigated to the forums around 2 or 3
And I told everyone, "my name is Emmzee!"
I looked at my kingdom
I could finally see
That it was destiny I am the Prince of H2V

[SnaFuBAR]

You need to Tone down on the Elitism buckshot just a little... lot.
nearly every post it's about something like the "idiots at school that arnt worth my time" or something like that.
Or how the Asian government is better.
or about your dads Car.

even tho this is a Parody, i'm just super saturated from some of the Elitist garbage you've been spewing for the last few months.
tone it down.


I see no elitism in my parody...and call it Asian pride lulz (to be specific, pride in Singapore and mainland China).

C'mon Zilla, post a parody if you want to post in this thread.

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3087/xvtn6.gif

you're not above anyone. no matter how much money you have, you're just a mortal human being. you get cut, you bleed, just like everyone else.

E: sorry bod, must spread rep :(

[n00b1n8R]

this is disgusting. it took page 2 to start seeing bel air parodies? :fail:

[Jay2645]

I know.
ANYWAY, I got 2 shiny bars of rep for this, and I dedicate it to Terror, for without him, I would have written something completely different:

They see me lollin'
They hatin'
And flaming me because I'm so dumb and nooby

Think I'm just too dumb and nooby
Think I'm just too dumb and nooby
Can't you see I'm just dumb and nooby
Look at me I'm dumb and nooby

I want to lol with
the admins
But so far they all think I'm so dumb and nooby
Think I'm just too dumb and nooby
Think I'm just too dumb and nooby
I'm just too dumb and nooby
Really dumb and nooby

I can't Photoshop very well
I show them my models and they say, "Go to hell!"
Masterz, Conscars, all the rest
Flame me when I do my best

I can't mod, I just make shit
In the end I might just rip
I just can't take criticism
You know I just can't take all this cynicism

Yo, I stole someone's bitmaps
Had people flaming and saying, "Give them back"
I posted renders of a thousand faces
They say, "Try again, with a different basis."

I attempted suicide but they all just laughed
and posted smiley faces behind my back
Then I came back and they all just cried
and asked me, "Why, Terror, why?"

There's no killer thread I haven't ruined
Topics get deleted and it's all my doin'
I see the replies and I get in a bad mood
Ain't done it yet but I say I'll improve

People are comparing me to Strider
It just makes my ego get higher
I'm going to keep posting renders
I hope I don't get any more offenders (Ran out of rhymes, lol)

They see my ghetto
Signature
I know they're arming their flames because I'm dumb and nooby
Think I'm just too dumb and nooby
Think I'm just too dumb and nooby
Can't you see I'm dumb and nooby
Look at me I'm dumb and nooby

I'd like to lol with
the admins
Although it's apparent I'm too dumb and nooby
Think I'm just too dumb and nooby
Think I'm just too dumb and nooby
I'm just too dumb and nooby
How'd I get so dumb and nooby?

I've been browsin, postin'
Building my -rep collection
The words above my avatar, I must protect them
If they say that I've been banned, my reputation's been canned
I think I've got this model down really well
People see it and go ROTFLOL

I'll never get into Ghost's Ghetto
People say it doesn't exist
But that's just covering it with mist (Again, no more rhymes)
Even sent a PM to the admins

Yo, I got myself a bitmap
Saw some tutorials a while back
Here, I'll post it twice
Hope you like it, it's really nice

I'm nooby in the extreme
and dumber then de-brained zombies

I posted in the gallery thread, knocked CAD on the head, and deleted the thread
Only thing I
Ever did well
Was be a noob
And think it was swell

Started my topic and got it locked
For posting stolen textures for digital blocks

They see me postin'
They flamin'
And shaking their heads because I'm so dumb and nooby
Just cause I'm dumb and nooby
Just cause I'm dumb and nooby
All because I'm dumb and nooby
Holy cow, I'm dumb and nooby

I'd like to lol with
Dano
But oh well, it's obvious I'm dumb and nooby
Think I'm just too dumb and nooby
Think I'm just too dumb and nooby
I'm just too dumb and nooby
Look at me, I'm dumb and nooby!

I was going to dub over Ridin' Dirty or White and Nerdy and make a Youtube version, but my voice-removal software couldn't do it without butchering the rest of the song.

[Bodzilla]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3087/xvtn6.gif

E: sorry bod, must spread rep :(
what again >:U?

[Jay2645]

Here goes nothing.

A failed attempt at recreating some Dragonforce:
On a cold winter morning, with my computer running hot,
Booting up my internet browser, you should get Firefox.
I use my bookmarks, and it's to H2Vista to melt my mind.
I navigate around the forums to the drama I may find.

Looking around, reading the threads, drama I do not find,
Ghosty's threads have gone to hell, they used to melt my mind.
On the white plains of H2V's domain, we watch them as they go,
Through Mudkipz and lulz, and once again we know...

We're loling and free, we're loling like crazy,
On towards more epic threads, our quest carries on.
Far beyond the blue borders, far beyond my desktop,
Deep inside our hard drives and all our souls...

So far away we wait for the day,
For the pages to be covered in lulz,
We feel the pain of a million threads lost in a thousand days-
Through the fire and the flames we carry on! (loldoublemeaninglol)

[Small interlude]

As epic threads are rising, and Polar locks them up,
People mourn for their loss, but then go watch 2girls1cup.
Browsing back to find more threads, but jcap got some balls;
One of them got me banned from H2V, to everyone's epic lulz.

That always happens to the epic threads, those mods ruin our fun,
Here's to hope that more drama will happen tonight...!

But that's on the wings of a dream, so far beyond reality;
I was all alone in desperation, now the time has gone.
Lost inside Halo 2 Vista, melting my own mind,
Day after day this misery must go on!

So far away we wait for the day,
For the pages to be covered in lulz,
We feel the pain of a million threads lost in a thousand days-
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!

[Big interlude]

Here's to some epic threads that live through the might,
Which but whoever makes them would get banned.
I'll try to keep some epic threads up
So epic lulz can stand!

So far away we wait for the day,
For the pages to be covered in lulz,
We feel the pain of a million threads lost in a thousand days-
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!

[Mr Buckshot]

Now, this is a story all about how
I got more awesome, as you can see
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a forum called H2V

In west Gearbox born and raised
In Off-Topic was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all postin' and reppin' and ownin' some fools
When a couple of mods
Who were up to no good
started takin' our rep, and this wasn't good
I got in one little fight and TheGhost got scared
He said 'You're movin' with the awesome members to H2V'

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said Jcap and it had rep in the mirror
now I knew that this was the place for me
So I thought "yeah, I'll do it, yo homes, H2V!"

I navigated to the forums around 2 or 3
And I told everyone, "my name is Emmzee!"
I looked at my kingdom
I could finally see
That it was destiny I am the Prince of H2V

I like it, but next time you post a parody, be sure to specify the name of the original song :P

[Bodzilla]

I like it, but next time you post a parody, be sure to specify the name of the original song :P
HOLLY SHIT

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[Jay2645]

The original was called "The Prince of Bel Air", Buckshot. It's the theme song from the show with the same name.

Though you're up in Vancouver, aren't you? So it would make sense that you haven't heard of it, it's not on the airwaves up there.

[Leiukemia]

I can't even tell who's being serious here, if anyone

[Bodzilla]

I can't even tell who's being serious here, if anyone
welcome to the MTV generation. :)

[n00b1n8R]

CALL IT THE ELECTRONIC GENERATION, I DON'T WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THAT CRAP :gonk:

[Mr Buckshot]

The original was called "The Prince of Bel Air", Buckshot. It's the theme song from the show with the same name.

Though you're up in Vancouver, aren't you? So it would make sense that you haven't heard of it, it's not on the airwaves up there.

Canadian radio stations = crap, even back in the 1920's (according to what I learned in History class, many Canadians tuned in to American stations which had better-quality programmes and music in the 1920s). Seriously, I hear the same old song like 15 times in one day, so my dad never turns on the radio, not even for traffic reports, since the XM NavTraffic service recently arrived in Vancouver.

I just Wiki'ed The Prince of Bel Air. Holy crap, if it's that popular, I must've been living under a rock somewhere.

Now another one:
parody of Heal the world

Save the world - Michael Jackshit

There's a place in your heart
And I know that it is hate
And this place could be much
If not for Michael Jackson.
And if you really try
You'll find there's no need to cry
In this place you'll find
Many weapons to use.
It is easy to kill him
If you care enough for the living
Make a better life, make a better place.

Chorus:
Save the world
Make it a better place
For you and for me and the entire human race
There are people suffering
because Michael Jackson exists
He makes a worse place
For you and for me.

If you want to know why
There's a tale that cannot lie
He is gay
He only cares for raping youngsters
If we try we shall see
Why Michael Jackson is bad
Gay or straight
We must eliminate him
Because I always feel
Michael Jackson must die
Make a better world, make a better world.

(Chorus)

And the dream we would start chasing
Is a mission to kill that fag
And the world we once believed in
Will shine again in grace
Michael Jackson must not
Wound this earth, crucify it's soul
Though it's plain to see, this world is heavenly
Be God's glow.

We could do so much
Let our spirits never die
In my heart I feel
You are all my allies
Create a world with no fear
Together we'll kill Michael Jackson
See the victims turn
Into happy people again
We could really do this
If you cared enough for the living
Kill a stupid fag to make a better place.

(Chorus)

There are people suffering 'cause Michael Jackson exists
He makes a worse place for you and for me.
There are people suffering 'cause Michael Jackson exists
He makes a worse place for you and for me.

You and for me / Make a better place
You and for me / Make a better place
You and for me / Make a better place
(1)You and for me / Save the world we live in
You and for me / Michael Jackson is gay
(1)x4

[Emmzee]

I can't even tell who's being serious here, if anyone
This is the H2V forums. Nobody is serious.

[Atty]

I'm completely serious all the time.

[Classicthunder]

I'm serious except when it counts.

[Jay2645]

I'm serious.

In fact, you can tell I'm serious because of this completely serious post.
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Damn, well, that's a weird thing that happens. GHOST, I FOUND A BUG IN THE SYSTEM!

[Bodzilla]

no it's not a bug.

it's supposed to stop people smilie spamming >__>

[Jay2645]

Well, I did it anyway.
Ha.

[Mr Buckshot]

Original song: You're Beautiful by James Blunt (again...?)
Parody: You're Fucking Gross by unknown youtube guy

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[Emmzee]

People parody that song so much it's lost all meaning.

[imonaward]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BYX62HYM30

Parody of Lonely Island's "I'm On A Boat". Done by med students.

[TVTyrant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BYX62HYM30

Parody of Lonely Island's "I'm On A Boat". Done by med students.
This person is an ad bot and should be banned.

Why the fuck am I not a mod yet?

[TVTyrant]

People parody that song so much it's lost all meaning.
Hey look, its emmzee!

FREE EMMZEE!!!