Trojan Shared Pleasure Condoms...

[Atty]

Are epic fail, don't buy them.

[n00b1n8R]

elaborate.

[Kornman00]

Same goes for their climax control. I have never been more worried about my manhood before I used one of those ;_;

[paladin]

The lube on the "Ultra Ribbed" gave me a rash and the regs cut my circulation off, thus disabling my wiener.

[Bad Waffle]

then buy bigger ones, noob!

[Bodzilla]

cut my circulation off, thus disabling my wiener.
L2BDSM :)

[paladin]

L2BDSM :)
WTF?

It embarrassing, 7-11 only has them and the Indian guy (seriously) laughed at me last time.

[n00b1n8R]

suggest that he's jealous you need moar next time. :downs:


L2BDSM :)

DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=221120&postcount=6
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :S
The Real Ziz Lady: oh dont act like you've never thought of it :D
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: idk wtf it means
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :S
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: bdsm wtf
The Real Ziz Lady: Bondage
The Real Ziz Lady: domination
The Real Ziz Lady: submition
The Real Ziz Lady: and Machines
The Real Ziz Lady: :D
The Real Ziz Lady: :D
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: >______________>
DA- n ò_ó b1n8R: :sick:
The Real Ziz Lady: oh you've thought about it :D:gonk:

[Bodzilla]

so you havnt thought about it?

well i've thought about using it on you.
:raise:

<3

[n00b1n8R]

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-gonk.gif

[Bad Waffle]

L2BDSM :)

just shut up now, for gods sake

[Bodzilla]

woah,

touched a nerve? :-3

[Bad Waffle]

oh you play, you sly foxy thing you...

[Bodzilla]

Mb is wasnt a nerve then http://d2tclan.org/forumz/style_emoticons/smilies/sly.gif

[n00b1n8R]

I'm still curious as to how these condoms are supposed to "share" pleasure :S

[Atty]

Its supposed to create a warming sensation on your cock while fucking and do the same for the woman. All it did was break, epic fail. No warming sensation, even the mainly fail worthy KY Warming Massage Oil is better.

[PenGuin1362]

l2durex nub

[Emmzee]

I have a complaint about Trojan condoms.

The Magnum XL ones are too small.

[Kornman00]

woah,

touched a nerve? :-3
you forgot:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/boysofsheahem/blog%20graphics%202/captionwinner.jpg
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/boysofsheahem/blog%20graphics%202/1200984172_110-1.jpg

[Bodzilla]

Pineapple?

who wants a big black sock :D?

[PlasbianX]

Condoms? Pfft. Scissors and a plastic bag ftw ;o

[Bodzilla]

what do u need condoms for if you go in the pooper :-3

[Limited]

Trojan, what kind of f'd up name is that for a condom, your invading her pussy? wtf..

Durex ftw.

[Roostervier]

No no, it's called Trojan because it's meant for those bearing horses. :-3

[PlasbianX]

No no, it's called Trojan because it's meant for those bearing horses. :-3

Mines a stallion.

[Roostervier]

Yet you use plastic bags. :gonk:

[Kornman00]

who wants a big black sock :D?
mwahahahahahahaha

[n00b1n8R]

IIT virgins pretend to know about condoms.

[Emmzee]

IIT virgins pretend to know about condoms.
Wrong things in bold.

[TeeKup]

what do u need condoms for if you go in the pooper :-3

So you don't get aids?

[paladin]

So you don't get aids?

Thats what Garlic and Ginger Root oil is for... at least according to the South African Government.

[TeeKup]

Thats what Garlic and Ginger Root oil is for... at least according to the South African Government.

I'd rather not put that anywhere near my penis thanks.

[paladin]

Just quoting the SA. gov.

[dg]

I don't understand why you would buy any of the "specialty" condoms.

If it's not broke, don't fix it. Classic, in the size you need, is the best for all situations. I've never tried anything else and only had a broken condom once. Tried and true.

[paladin]

I already said the regs dont fit. They cut off my circulation.

[Bodzilla]

it makes it feel better ok <:mad:>
now as i said.


L2BDSM :)
.

[n00b1n8R]

So you don't get aids?
that only affects gay/black people :downs:

[Kornman00]

If it's not broke, don't fix it.
I'm Mr. Fix-It! It feels good; fixin' all the girls in the neighborhood!

[Bodzilla]

you can do better then that KM :fail:

i still love you tho <3

[Emmzee]

I already said the regs dont fit. They cut off my circulation.
calling bullshit itt

[Kornman00]

you can do better then that KM :fail:
gh2 > u

[paladin]

calling bullshit itt

Suit yourself. I think your just a little jealous...

[Emmzee]

Suit yourself. I think your just a little jealous...
...of you lying about your penis size?

Doubtful.

[Monopoly]

Penis size doesn't directly go hand in hand with a condom cutting off his circulation, maybe he has an extremely huge vein on his genitals that is compressed when a condom is on? I still don't see how it can cut your circulation off though, rubbers can stretch big time :-3

[t3h m00kz]

man as hard as it is for me to get off in the first place, condoms would be like "IS IT IN YET?" but not at the same time.

[Emmzee]

Speaking of condoms, have you ever been in the store when a lot of guys are buying condoms?

I went yesterday, right as my friend (whom I gave a ride) went to work at the cashier at CVS. Half a dozen guys ran up to him with packages of condoms, even though another register was open. A woman was running it.

There are three types of condom buyers:
1. Normal condoms. These guys will fidget, look around, act uncomfortable, and try to get the purchase over as fast as possible.
2. Magnum. These guys strut up and slam the package down on the desk.
3. Magnum XL. These condoms are like a foot long. Nobody has a penis that big. I've only seen one guy buy these. He walked up, held the package above his head, slammed it down, bought it, held it over his head again, and triumphantly walked out of the store.

[paladin]

...of you lying about your penis size?

Doubtful.

I never said I was huge, I just said the regular Trojans cut off my circulation.

Edit. I buy bulk at Costco.

[TeeKup]

Speaking of condoms, have you ever been in the store when a lot of guys are buying condoms?

I went yesterday, right as my friend (whom I gave a ride) went to work at the cashier at CVS. Half a dozen guys ran up to him with packages of condoms, even though another register was open. A woman was running it.

There are three types of condom buyers:
1. Normal condoms. These guys will fidget, look around, act uncomfortable, and try to get the purchase over as fast as possible.
2. Magnum. These guys strut up and slam the package down on the desk.
3. Magnum XL. These condoms are like a foot long. Nobody has a penis that big. I've only seen one guy buy these. He walked up, held the package above his head, slammed it down, bought it, held it over his head again, and triumphantly walked out of the store.

I try and blow it off by talking on the phone as I buy them.

[chicane]

Speaking of condoms, have you ever been in the store when a lot of guys are buying condoms?

I went yesterday, right as my friend (whom I gave a ride) went to work at the cashier at CVS. Half a dozen guys ran up to him with packages of condoms, even though another register was open. A woman was running it.

There are three types of condom buyers:
1. Normal condoms. These guys will fidget, look around, act uncomfortable, and try to get the purchase over as fast as possible.
2. Magnum. These guys strut up and slam the package down on the desk.
3. Magnum XL. These condoms are like a foot long. Nobody has a penis that big. I've only seen one guy buy these. He walked up, held the package above his head, slammed it down, bought it, held it over his head again, and triumphantly walked out of the store.


Hold on, you just sit around in stores watching to see what size condoms men are buying? You sir, have a problem.:rolleyes:

[Kornman00]

I still don't see how it can cut your circulation off though, rubbers can stretch big time :-3
if its a big vein it must supply alot of blood, therefore any kind of pressure on it (thus cutting its max output) over a given length of time can cause numbness

[Emmzee]

if its a big vein it must supply alot of blood, therefore any kind of pressure on it (thus cutting its max output) over a given length of time can cause numbness
Or, a chode.
:-3

[n00b1n8R]

I try and blow it off by talking on the phone as I buy them.I thought you only slept with the one guy :3

[TeeKup]

I do, but we ALWAYS use protection, were not stupid.

[Emmzee]

I do, but we ALWAYS use protection, were not stupid.
:picsorstfu:

[TeeKup]

What? Do you want a pic of my cock with a condom on it or something?

[Emmzee]

What? Do you want a pic of my cock with a condom on it or something?
affirmative

[n00b1n8R]

affirmative
seconded.

[TeeKup]

Why the hell would I show you two.

[Bodzilla]

Why the hell would I show you two.
You dont have to want to show him.

but n0ob is a Spy. he'll see it one way or the other :-3

[n00b1n8R]

I'M GONA FIND YOU
I'M GONA GET YA GET YA GET YA GET YA

[Emmzee]

Why the hell would I show you two.
Come on. We've all seen penises before.

[TeeKup]

This feels like summer camp all over again...

[PenGuin1362]

Come on. We've all seen penises before.

a half inch shriveled up flab of skin does not qualify as a penis. and what you see in pornos does not count.

[n00b1n8R]

a half inch shriveled up flab of skin does not qualify as a penis. and what you see in pornos does not count.
Wow, me and my penis feel sorry for you peng :saddowns:

[Emmzee]

a half inch shriveled up flab of skin does not qualify as a penis. and what you see in pornos does not count.
1. I don't watch pornos with guys in them. I'll catch "The Gay."
2. It is a whole inch, thank you very much