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DrunkenSamus
February 13th, 2008, 10:08 PM
It takes two weeks for poison oak/ivy to go away... and calamine lotion and benedryll don't really help at all. Are there any remedies or ways to speed up the healing process besides not scratching the rashes?

EDIT: Never mind. I thought my poison oak was bad...

http://www.poison-ivy.org/rash/rash-26.htm WARNING: EXTREMELY NASTY.
paladin
February 13th, 2008, 10:09 PM
Aloe Vera...
il Duce Primo
February 13th, 2008, 10:10 PM
Licking it...
TeeKup
February 13th, 2008, 10:18 PM
crack.
Sever
February 13th, 2008, 10:21 PM
Definitely crack.
Hotrod
February 13th, 2008, 10:22 PM
I think Tea Tree products should help you.
Con
February 13th, 2008, 10:23 PM
the discontinued use of "so I..." threads should help too
FRain
February 13th, 2008, 10:38 PM
Get some Baking Soda and mix it up with some warm water until its thick, like a paste, then apply to wherever it is (for me it was my leg), let it dry. Don't peel it off, let it just kind of come off when it's ready (if it stays on too long, then peel it off), I saw results within a week.

This really helped, I know because I have all kinds of this shit out here. (stings like a bitch, too)
Emmzee
February 13th, 2008, 10:43 PM
I find that rubbing hot sauce from Taco Bell on the area really helps with Poison Sumac, or at least it did when I got it three years ago.
Con
February 13th, 2008, 10:49 PM
Emmzee's only got part of it. Get some ground beef and smother yourself in that, then with lots of lettuce and tomatoes wrap yourself in a giant tortilla.

srsly, who finds out these fixs. "oh boy, i have a rash, lets rub hot sauce on it :D"
DrunkenSamus
February 13th, 2008, 10:54 PM
Emmzee's only got part of it. Get some ground beef and smother yourself in that, then with lots of lettuce and tomatoes wrap yourself in a giant tortilla.

srsly, who finds out these fixs. "oh boy, i have a rash, lets rub hot sauce on it :D"

I think you're forgetting the part where I DO NOT want to eat my damn leg.:mad: Even if it would be tasty.
Emmzee
February 13th, 2008, 10:56 PM
srsly, who finds out these fixs. "oh boy, i have a rash, lets rub hot sauce on it :D"
I got five bucks to do it, thought it would hurt like hell.

It was actually quite soothing.
Con
February 13th, 2008, 11:53 PM
ha, I wish my friends payed me to do shit like that :(
Sever
February 14th, 2008, 12:06 AM
I wish I had a leg to eat :(
paladin
February 14th, 2008, 12:39 AM
I wish I had a leg to eat :(

What?!
Phopojijo
February 14th, 2008, 12:59 AM
ha, I wish my friends payed me to do shit like that :(He *could* have paid the 5 bucks to himself.
JDMFSeanP
February 14th, 2008, 01:01 AM
Little man juice never hurts.
Monopoly
February 14th, 2008, 01:14 AM
Try putting hot water onto a towel and letting it sit on the area that's itching, one it's been on there for a good while take it off and wipe yourself clean. Add baby powder to the equation, as it might help relieve the itch.
Bodzilla
February 14th, 2008, 01:41 AM
Go out and smoother yourself in poison oak.

that way you wont have any Itchy areas that will distract you.
also symmetry Rocks.
Donut
February 14th, 2008, 07:18 PM
Triancinolone Acetonide
its a cream, but im not sure if you can get it without a prescription. i live in the woods and im allergic to the shit so yeah... i get alot of poison ivy and poison oak

or, prednazone (spelled wrong i think)
this one is definitely prescription only

or, you can get a shot. i dont know what its called but it ill clear up the poison oak in a day or two. i dont like shots though so iv never tried it
Emmzee
February 14th, 2008, 07:28 PM
Little man juice never hurts.
Sexual healing?
Huero
February 14th, 2008, 08:00 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GVTN5o9Kgu8
t3h m00kz
February 14th, 2008, 09:15 PM
pix or gtfo

Nah man that sucks
DrunkenSamus
February 19th, 2008, 12:53 AM
See first post. Oh good god.
Bodzilla
February 19th, 2008, 01:23 AM
get FUCKED!

exclamation, not offensive.
that is unbelievable. wow.
n00b1n8R
February 19th, 2008, 01:35 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK

;___________;
Verdugo
February 19th, 2008, 06:15 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD
WTF
Syuusuke
February 19th, 2008, 10:44 PM
Wow I went through all of those pictures too =D

QUICK CURE: LOOK AT MY SIG. You can even smell orange

Note: I meant cure from losing your breakfast/lunch/dinner when looking at those images. Not cure from poison oak/ivy.
DrunkenSamus
February 19th, 2008, 11:26 PM
That guy must have rode his bike into a brush of poison ivy.
Jay2645
February 19th, 2008, 11:28 PM
Look at Rule 34, but with Oranges and Bananas?
DrunkenSamus
February 19th, 2008, 11:30 PM
Wow I went through all of those pictures too =D

QUICK CURE: LOOK AT MY SIG. You can even smell orange

Note: I meant cure from losing your breakfast/lunch/dinner when looking at those images. Not cure from poison oak/ivy.

Lol, you looked at all of them too? How redneck was the first photo?