Reload this Page Want to troll but scared of being banned? Forumwarz!

[~ZMT~Trace]

There's a new webgame up and it's pretty fun. It's called Forumwarz where you take on the role of a camwhore, emo kid, or troll and take out forums for Flezz.

http://www.forumwarz.com/

There are Klans, maybe we should get a Halo2vista one going.

[Syuusuke]

http://feb17.forumwarz.com/images/intro/jimmy.jpg?1203295640

That's me.

[Con]

sounds ghey, we have our own forum wars here.

[n00b1n8R]

http://feb17.forumwarz.com/images/intro/jimmy.jpg?1203295640

That's me.
WTF FAIL SAME I'M DOING IT AGAIN

E: fuck it, i'll take that. also:


Shallow Esophagus

Greetings.
I’m sorry to interrupt you while you’re searching for penis, but I have something important to talk to you about.
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/3b29086c789a8e27c0a8735fae831b62.jpg?1203295640 Jimmy the Re-Re

W-who a-are y-you?
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/a16bae6cf9b0f200d2900e92aa92c98d.jpg?1203295641 Shallow Esophagus

There’s no need to talk like a scared cartoon teenager there, Shaggy.
Who I am is not important right now.
Who you are, on the other hand, is.
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/3b29086c789a8e27c0a8735fae831b62.jpg?1203295640 Jimmy the Re-Re

Go on…
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/a16bae6cf9b0f200d2900e92aa92c98d.jpg?1203295641 Shallow Esophagus

You, my good friend, are a loser.
You’ve never accomplished anything in your life. You’ve wasted your precious youth playing stupid games, chatting about inane nonsense and looking up sick animal porn.
You’re pathetic.
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/3b29086c789a8e27c0a8735fae831b62.jpg?1203295640 Jimmy the Re-Re

Hey man…fuck you, man.
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/a16bae6cf9b0f200d2900e92aa92c98d.jpg?1203295641 Shallow Esophagus

Indeed.
But listen. I have a proposition for you: a way for you to make something of your life without ever leaving your chair. Are you interested?
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/3b29086c789a8e27c0a8735fae831b62.jpg?1203295640 Jimmy the Re-Re

Not really, but I understand the game won’t really continue otherwise.
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/a16bae6cf9b0f200d2900e92aa92c98d.jpg?1203295641 Shallow Esophagus

Good. If you follow my instructions, you can do something with your life. You can make a difference. You can change the world.
You can also make some beer money in the process. How’s that sound?
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/3b29086c789a8e27c0a8735fae831b62.jpg?1203295640 Jimmy the Re-Re

Sounds cool. What’s the catch?
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/a16bae6cf9b0f200d2900e92aa92c98d.jpg?1203295641 Shallow Esophagus

The only condition is that you keep our interactions a secret.
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/3b29086c789a8e27c0a8735fae831b62.jpg?1203295640 Jimmy the Re-Re

Okay, so what’s involved?
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/a16bae6cf9b0f200d2900e92aa92c98d.jpg?1203295641 Shallow Esophagus

Do you know what an Internet forum is?
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/3b29086c789a8e27c0a8735fae831b62.jpg?1203295640 Jimmy the Re-Re

I sure as shit do, Buster Bunny!
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/a16bae6cf9b0f200d2900e92aa92c98d.jpg?1203295641 Shallow Esophagus

There’s a certain forum on the Internet that I wish to see wiped out. It’s called Denture Chat.
It’s visited mostly by the elderly and toothless.
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/3b29086c789a8e27c0a8735fae831b62.jpg?1203295640 Jimmy the Re-Re

What exactly do you have against the elderly and toothless?
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/a16bae6cf9b0f200d2900e92aa92c98d.jpg?1203295641 Shallow Esophagus

Nothing. I have nothing against them specifically.
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/3b29086c789a8e27c0a8735fae831b62.jpg?1203295640 Jimmy the Re-Re

Then why would you want to wipe out their forum?
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/a16bae6cf9b0f200d2900e92aa92c98d.jpg?1203295641 Shallow Esophagus

Fine. For the sake of this conversation, let’s just say “elderly individuals cold-bloodedly murdered my beloved pet Schnauzer, Fuzzyboots McColdnose, before feasting upon his lifeless corpse.” Happy?
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/3b29086c789a8e27c0a8735fae831b62.jpg?1203295640 Jimmy the Re-Re

Yes. So how do expect me to “destroy” this forum?
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/a16bae6cf9b0f200d2900e92aa92c98d.jpg?1203295641 Shallow Esophagus

To answer that, I am going to tell you a secret so tremendously huge that, were it to get out, society as we know it would grind to a halt.
I’m sure you’re familiar with the basic forces in the universe: gravity, the weak nuclear force, the strong nuclear force and electromagnetism.
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/3b29086c789a8e27c0a8735fae831b62.jpg?1203295640 Jimmy the Re-Re

Yes. Yes I am.
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/a16bae6cf9b0f200d2900e92aa92c98d.jpg?1203295641 Shallow Esophagus

Some time ago, a fifth force was discovered. A force so strong that, when harnessed properly, can destroy a web forum from the inside out.
Its existence has remained a secret, passed down to only an elite group of people.
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/3b29086c789a8e27c0a8735fae831b62.jpg?1203295640 Jimmy the Re-Re

What is this force? I’m so curious! Is it boron? I bet it’s boron.
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/a16bae6cf9b0f200d2900e92aa92c98d.jpg?1203295641 Shallow Esophagus

The force is known as PWNAGE. It is pronounced “ownage.”
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/3b29086c789a8e27c0a8735fae831b62.jpg?1203295640 Jimmy the Re-Re

Wow! How do I harness this incredible power?
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/a16bae6cf9b0f200d2900e92aa92c98d.jpg?1203295641 Shallow Esophagus

You have several abilities that, when used in a forum, will increase its pwnage levels. Once you pwn it past a certain threshold, the forum will disappear into the ether.
Once you have successfully pwned Denture Chat, I will SpendFriend you 50.
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/3b29086c789a8e27c0a8735fae831b62.jpg?1203295640 Jimmy the Re-Re

SpendFriend, 50, what the hell are you talking about?
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/a16bae6cf9b0f200d2900e92aa92c98d.jpg?1203295641 Shallow Esophagus

SpendFriend is a website that can be used to anonymously and securely transfer money through the Internet.
is short for Flezz, a new Internet-based currency that all the young folks are talking about these days. The sites you interact with will accept it.
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/3b29086c789a8e27c0a8735fae831b62.jpg?1203295640 Jimmy the Re-Re

How do I know you’re good for that sweet-ass Flezz?
http://feb17.forumwarz.com/uploads/final/a16bae6cf9b0f200d2900e92aa92c98d.jpg?1203295641 Shallow Esophagus

As a token of my faith in you, I have already sent you half the money through SpendFriend.
You must sign up for an account there to accept it.
Once you have received the money, I’ll contact you again.

[LlamaMaster]

Same here. :/ THE TEST IS A LIE!

[n00b1n8R]

apparently you can set your final avatar (i'm going it now) SO FEAR NOT