Mishaps

[Mass]

What is your favorite fuck up?

I just broke my 360 controller by dropping it in the toilet while pissing.
Strong smelling piss too.

[Con]

Mass is just trying to not look like a goofball by having other people post their own mistakes :awesome:

[Mass]

shhh...

[Con]

<3 u, +rep

[Bodzilla]

Doesn't everyone wipe there ass with a Microsoft product?
:confused:

[Zeph]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/zeph483/Late&#37;20May%202006/100_3084.jpg

I learned the minimal safe turning radius for that.

[Kalub]

@ what speed :cop:

[p0lar_bear]

Remember when I managed to break my XBox and the modchip I bought by burning the contacts on them?

Damn thing's still sitting in its box in my closet. I don't know what do do with a bricked xbox.

[n00b1n8R]

scrap for parts/use it for a case mod?

[Dr Nick]

scrap for parts/use it for a case mod?

PissBox 360? Or the XBox 360 Urine edition?

[n00b1n8R]

I repped zilla just before in a fit of bordem induced delirium.

GIVE ME MY 10 POINTS BACK D:

[Kornman00]

n me.


My fav fuck up? Selling my life away for 8 years :downs:

[nooBBooze]

i bought an iPod.

[Mass]

n me.


My fav fuck up? Selling my life away for 8 years :downs:

your deployment could be a lot fucking worse though, eh?

Also, never ridden an ATV, thus I fail.

[Gamerkd16]

What is your favorite fuck up?

I just broke my 360 controller by dropping it in the toilet while pissing.
Strong smelling piss too.
You play the Xbox360 when you are going to the bathroom?

Dude, those are times when you should seriously consider taking a break from it. :p

There's a time and a place for everything.

[Higuy]

>.< littin battieries over heat and leek. You dont wanna now.

[Kornman00]

your deployment could be a lot fucking worse though, eh?
y (yes) meester, you are right. It could be instead "My fav fuck up? Selling my life away for 8 years and coming out of it with no legs :saddowns:"

"and an eye patch http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-pirate.gif".

I like my legs. They are very moving and touching to me. No you cannot has :cop:

[Terin]

I knocked over my Xbox 360 twice in the same night, scratching my only two games. D:

I've replaced them since by buying a new copy and returning the scratched ones.

[LlamaMaster]

@ zeph: I flipped over a three wheeler by clipping a fence.

[Mass]

hey guys, it works now.

Smells, but it works.

[Random]

n me.


My fav fuck up? Selling my life away for 8 years :downs:

We warned you :eng101:

[nooBBooze]

"My fav fuck up? Selling my life away for 8 years and coming out of it with no legs :saddowns:"

"and an eye patch http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-pirate.gif".


if you still have your third leg, everything is fine :eng101:

[Kornman00]

now if only my e-peen counted as a 4th leg, I'd be set.


We warned you :eng101:
:URLorstfu: :cop:

[ExAm]

My fave also involves ATVs. So, my dad and I went up to Hollister to do some riding. We get the quads unloaded, and start up the hill towards the trails. I see a track off to the right, and decide to go around it a couple of times. Coming into the FIRST TURN, I screwed up and rolled it off the edge into a sea of tall, thorny plants. I ended up underneath my steed, with a badly bruised arm and hundreds of thorns embedded in my arms, legs and on my ass :gonk:.
The day ended right there, and a park ranger helped me out, after the quad failed to start. It probably got flooded when it got flipped upside down.

I was pulling thorns out for two months.

[DrunkenSamus]

i bought an iPod.

Which model? Your life depends on what kind of iPod you purchase.

[Bodzilla]

Top gear said it best.
"hello could i have some "death""

quads are dangerous shit lol. Buggies ftw :D

[Archon23]

I accidentally threw a battery into a campfire. I was stuck with a ton of burns for a few weeks.

[Bodzilla]

you fool!

you throw on a coke bottle with the lid screwed on tight.


BOOOOOM!

[ExAm]

Top gear said it best.
"hello could i have some "death""

quads are dangerous shit lol. Buggies ftw :D
:v

I wish I had a buggy, but they don't do the washboards too well, and can't go everywhere that a Quad can. <3 my Mojave 250
It has a strange habit of passing up people riding SporTrax 300s...

[Ki11a_FTW]

my most biggest fuck up is probably burning half my leg's skin off on a motorcycle exhaust pipe when i went to look through a window and my leg went right over it..

My most recent fuck up was when i was eating dinner today, it was sitting on the desk right next to me, while i was playing halo 3, i have a habit of putting my elbow on something, so i go to put it down without realizing and the plate falls and all the food hits the floor, while my dog was in the room, i managed to scrap it all back up and put it back, but it gets worse, i opened my soda, and put it on the plate that was hanging off, because if i put it in front of the tv itll fuck up my playing, so i go to put my arm down again without realizing, but this time it was really fast, the whole cup of soda goes flying up and lands ontop of my head facing down and spilt the whole thing all over my head :fail: it was a sticky night :awesome:

[p0lar_bear]

Oh, my most recent blunder was when I burned the shit out of my left hand fingers with hot oil at work about three days ago.

I put the popping oil into our popcorn kettle and turned on the heat and motor. I ended up walking away and doing a bunch of other shit, forgetting to actually put the kernels into the kettle. I smell the oil burning, so I shut off the kettle and wait for about half an hour or so. The oil's no good for popping the corn anymore, so I grab a coffee cup and a java jacket for it, and proceed to empty the kettle.

It was going just fine until the second half of the lid flew open and a small drop landed on the side of my hand. I drop the coffee cup in surprise, and it felt like my index and middle finger got doused in the shit. Did the usual treatment; cold water until it stopped burning like hell, followed by burn cream and some bandages. Fast forward a day later, there's only a small line across both fingers where the burn was the worst.

Oh yeah, and on the subject of my job, they could probably make a whole montage from the security camera footage of me falling head-over-heels-and-flat-onto-my-ass while carrying pizza pans and such. It's funny, I always fall backwards and I never get hurt past being dazed and winded for about a minute.

[Kornman00]

lol, p0lar bear delivery boy montage


Which model? Your life depends on what kind of iPod you purchase.
I've been using a 3rd gen since they came out ;x

What? Fucking apple doesn't ship to APOs, and I want mine to have an engraving T_T

[nooBBooze]

Which model? Your life depends on what kind of iPod you purchase.
iPod Shuffle.
:smith:

man i thought apple were the good guys.
turns out their just the same goddamn monopolists.

also, me and a pal got screwed over at a party when some random kids sold us oregano. D:

[n00b1n8R]

Ipod nano, engraved at the factory in china for an xmas present that the parents knew would stir me up.
I hardly use it.

[Sel]

I knocked over a cup of tea in some asian tea store, and this lady started yelling at me about satan.

I dunno if it has a connection with the tea I knocked over.

[Kornman00]

I knocked over a cup of tea in some asian tea store, and this lady started yelling at me about satan.

I dunno if it has a connection with the tea I knocked over.
nah, it was most dfnty b/c of the rising gas prices

[Bodzilla]

nah, it was most dfnty b/c of the rising gas prices
AHHHH hahahahahaha
:XD:

i love you KM <3

[Sel]

nah, it was most dfnty b/c of the rising gas prices

Oh I knew that :downs:

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

I once made a forge map using anthony's gametype so that people die instantly when they spawn
good times lol
Also
I just watched 300 for the first time on sunday
And I dont have the orange box :(

[Mass]

it was a sticky night :awesome:

I said favorite fuck up.

details ;)

[DrunkenSamus]

iPod Shuffle.
:smith:

man i thought apple were the good guys.
turns out their just the same goddamn monopolists.

also, me and a pal got screwed over at a party when some random kids sold us oregano. D:

Heh, I have a Shuffle as well. The second gen is cool and all but it's too damn small and easy to lose.

[Varmint260]

A mishap? Okay, my favourite one happened to me not that long ago...

Working on a Caterpillar dozer outside... I had to check the oil pressure in the transmission oil pump. So, I remove a cap from the TOP of the pump and threaded in a pressure gauge.

Problem is that I threaded in a gauge with the WRONG thread type, and the gauge blew out of the pump when I started the engine. But wait, isn't there a hole in the pump facing upwards where the gauge was a minute ago?

Oil spray forty feet into the air, raining down on me and a co-worker, with six guys in the shop nearby laughing their asses off...

At least I didn't do any lasting damage to the dozer...

[n00b1n8R]

I was talking with some mates about the latest yugioh TABS ep, when I pulled the line "there goes a guy who's sister I'd like to have sex with". my mates are all like O_o and I'm like >_>?

so I turn around and there's this teacher and she's like pardon?? <:-3> and I'm like OH SORRY MISS, IT'S A LINE FROM THIS COMEDY AND
and she's like "suuuuure it is"

and everyone lolz (while I :gonk: at the same time)

[Jay2645]

Well, my friend was teaching me to ride a Motorbike. I could ride an ATV fine, figured a bike was just keeping my balance. I had no safety gear on, which, as we all know, is FINE for first-time riders.
He told me to slowly rev up the engine and to slowly let go of the clutch at the same time. I concentrated on the engine.
I let go of the clutch WAY too fast, popped a wheelie for about 10 seconds, then fell off and landed underneath the bike in a thorny bush.
I have bruises running up all the right side of my body.
That was on Sunday.

However, if we're talking about FUCK-ups, let's just say that as of yesterday, I am no longer a virgin. And my gf is no longer abstinent.

[Mass]

However, if we're talking about FUCK-ups, let's just say that as of yesterday, I am no longer a virgin. And my gf is no longer abstinent.

Enjoy your AIDS!

[Mr Buckshot]

I was using a 2001 HP Jornada 520 PDA to read the Sparknotes guide for Shakespeare, while taking a shit. I flushed, then reached for the toilet paper to wipe my ass, with the PDA still in my hand. I don't know how, but the PDA suddenly slipped out and fell...INTO THE TOILET. Needless to say, I bought another one within a week - the toilet water was clear since I had already flushed my shit, but it still fucked up the circuitry and now my old PDA is sitting inside the storeroom of those "recycle old electronics" places.

Hmm...maybe it was divine intervention, telling me to stop using that outdated PDA and buy a modern model.

Sadly, I still bring electronics into the toilet with me (there's nothing else to do) but I attached a wrist strap to all of them just in case.

Also, I brought my ASUS EEE PC to school today, and after presenting my Powerpoint, I forgot to unplug the VGA cable for the classroom projector. I lifted up my laptop with the cable still tightly attached, and the $1000 projector got yanked off the teacher's desk and came crashing to the floor. Fortunately, no damage.

[Gwunty]

However, if we're talking about FUCK-ups, let's just say that as of yesterday, I am no longer a virgin. And my gf is no longer abstinent.
Because I had sex with your gf, and you had oral with a male prostitute
jk dont kill me >_<

[Jay2645]

Enjoy your AIDS!
Oh, I will.
For those smart enough to know how to read ninja tags, we both got checked beforehand, we're clean.

[Mr Buckshot]

What is your favorite fuck up?

I just broke my 360 controller by dropping it in the toilet while pissing.
Strong smelling piss too.

Why were you holding your 360 controller while pee-ing? Do you have a TV in your bathroom? JK, I'm sure it's because you were in the middle of a match and absent-mindedly brought the gamepad into the loo with you.

[ExAm]

Enjoy your AIDS!Only if his gf got it from her parents :/

[n00b1n8R]

However, if we're talking about FUCK-ups, let's just say that as of yesterday, I am no longer a virgin. And my gf is no longer abstinent.
SEE YOU IN HELL :awesome:

[teh lag]

However, if we're talking about FUCK-ups, let's just say that as of yesterday, I am no longer a virgin. And my gf is no longer abstinent.

fuck you ok <:mad:>

13 year olds shouldn't be having sex or some other :words:

[paladin]

I broke my ankle on Tuesday by tripping on myself while running during soccer. That pretty my the most embarrassing event in my life.