Post your funny but cruel Sayings here!

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Post them!

Here are some of mine

Confuscious says, one who drops their watch in used toilet, Is going to have a crappy time.
Confuscious say, He who stands on toilet, is high on pot.

I am Ice cream man! Running over fat kids in my van!

Post yours guys!

[Sever]

The cake is a lie.

/thread

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

NO IT ISNt
Cuz, Ima buy one..

[Random]

NO IT ISNt
Cuz, Ima buy one..

Yah but the only kind left is low fat :O

[itszutak]

I'm not kidding now.

Turn back, or I WILL kill you.

...


I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone. You don't even *care*, do you?





Cake is getting old, but it's still a good line.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Im going to steal the cake!

[ILEGALLcheatsMAN]

Now I have experiments to be finished... on the people, still alive.


Remember the part where I said "goodbye," and you were like "OH NOE" and I said "I was only Pretending to kill you"
That was great.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Sir Why are we using potatos instead of grenades?
Because Grenades are valuable comrade, More than you are!

Your supposed to throw the grenade not the pin!

Ugh, That smells disgusting, What are these guys made of, Shit?

What the hell man, Those guys could pop up anywhere!

If you remove a Trojan, she'll get pregnant Put it back!

[Phopojijo]

Now I have experiments to be finished... on the people, still alive.


Remember the part where I said "goodbye," and you were like "OH NOE" and I said "I was only Pretending to kill you"
That was great.Actually it's "Look at me still talking when there's science to do. When I look up there it makes me glad I'm not use -- I have experiments to run -- there is research to be done -- on the people who are still alive"

[Con]

what do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?
an avalanche
what do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill?
a mudslide
what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
jailbreak

[ExAm]

Now I have experiments to be finished... on the people, still alive.


Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when I was like "goodbye," and you were like "NO WAI" and I was like "We only pretended we were going to kill you"
That was great.ftfy, afaik

[Bodzilla]

what do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?
an avalanche
what do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill?
a mudslide
what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
jailbreak
Black guys down a hill in australia is called an
Abolanche

lol the funniest ones are always racist and sexist lmao.
"what's clear and lies in the bottom of a gutter?
a coon with the shit kicked out of him."

anyone ever heard a blackman start a motocycle?
NiggANIG nig nig niGAggi ngigga gaa
**BONNNGG**
COOOOOooooooonnnnnnn COoooooooonnnnnn coooooooonnn
**BooNNNGG**
CoooooNNNnn COOOOnnnn Cooooonn.

I'm Bad.

[n00b1n8R]

what do you get if you cross 4 japenese people, a chinese fellow and 3 negros?
a sprinkler.

JAPJAPJAPJAPCHEEEENIGANIGANIGA

[Pope]

Get back to the kitchen.

Q: A woman gets hit by a man driving a car, whose fault is it?
A: The real question is why the hell is the man driving in the kitchen?

Q: What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground

Q: Why is a gun better than a wife?
A: You can put a silencer on a gun.

Q: Why is it called PMS?
A: Because Mad Cow Disease is taken.

Bitch...how many times must I tell you. Don't speak unless spoken to.

If I die, I forgive you. If I recover, we'll see.

That's all that I can come up with on the top of my head.

[n00b1n8R]

what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing, I already told her twice.

[Jay2645]

"I'm in the face clan, so I can't be a nub!"

[ima_from_America]

Your heart is like a box of chocolates. You always know that it is empty.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Your as straight as a curved line!

[Bodzilla]

why do u smell like my farts?

[JDMFSeanP]

If gays can take a dick in the ass, they can sure as hell take an insult.

[Bodzilla]

your about as usefull as a submarine with a screen door you cunt.

[ima_from_America]

anything :o

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

Your about as good a cook as a dead rat.

[Mass]

Ask Rob what I said about people who beat me on xbox live if you wanna hear cruel, cruel things.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

So, Rob, What did he say?

btw, Who's rob?

[nooBBooze]

Um i heard a nasty joke about jews once.

what does a jewish woman do on a roof? waiting til her relatives smoke by.

[Monopoly]

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?

A pilot.

What's the difference between an African American and a couch?

An African American is a citizen of the United States of America, while a couch is an upholstered item placed in ones living quarters usually used for lounging.

[jngrow]

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?

A pilot.

What's the difference between an African American and a couch?

An African American is a citizen of the United States of America, while a couch is an upholstered item placed in ones living quarters usually used for lounging.

I see what you did there. :) Made me lol.

[ExAm]

I lolz'd

[TeeKup]

If gays can take a dick in the ass, they can sure as hell take an insult.

I vouch for this.