STAY IN SCHOOL CHILDREN.

[PlasbianX]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/gjaster/blood.jpe

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080312093451AA0XK8B&cp=1

/discuss

[Sel]

I lol'd.

[StankBacon]

god help us.


-edit-

lmfao, i love the response.

"Please, for humanity's sake, abort this baby! If he's even only half as stupid as you are, he doesn't stand a chance!"

LOL

[Xetsuei]

Wow, the best answer thing is great.

[SnaFuBAR]

Yeah, it's going to be half vampire/ half idiot. I wonder where the idiot part came from?i lol'd

[m13120]

Xetsuei™;233389']Wow, the best answer thing is great.
The fact that that asker chose that answer as the "best answer" is even greater.

[Tweek]

"are you sure shes the real mother?"

[Masterz1337]

This is priceless.

[StankBacon]

i love how some people are taking it seriously and actually posting thought out/informative answers.

[Dole]

omg...people like you shouldn't have sex.Shouldn't be having sex? At this point I'm amazed he's still walking and breathing. :gonk:

[Limited]

Bloody teen pregnancy. Probably a chav too, even worse for the world =\

[Snowy]

I lol'd big time.

[Dr Nick]

Holy shit, Dole's back!

Cletus the Hillbilly, in real life!

[LlamaMaster]

:fail: I loled HARD.

[n00b1n8R]

:suicide:

[Random]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aki5A776AvU.ZagpAuEPANnsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid =20070530173014AAtltj5

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Am83sRifJtW2b4cRftr3bFjsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid =20070530171634AAeaPLv&show=7#profile-info-auI5X3weaa

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhaRZTE7ArImzvvXDo4HVoDsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid =20070530170622AAvtkmb&show=7#profile-info-787ed8abb8eecc3b537f4602407e53aeaa

I am going to guess the picture at the top of the thread is from a troll post, just like some I made when I was bored.

Vlad Lenin :D

[ExAm]

Bloody teen pregnancyThat's exactly what the guy thought it was :v

[Bodzilla]

:suicide:
this

and also this.
"Since vampires are created by other vampires your g/f would have to be a vampire as well. Does she have any bite marks on her? If not than it's safe to assume that the baby is not a vampire baby. If she does consult your local vampire slayer and see if the baby may be turned into a Hybrid Vampire to be used in defeating the undead.

If that happens name your kid Blade, and change your name to Whistler."

[Ifafudafi]

Back in middle school, there was this guy in 7th grade who was 14. He had two kids, and his girlfriend had gone an hero. Boy was a wreck.

Damn trolls making fun of this shit.

[Random]

What do you mean by "gone an hero"

[Ifafudafi]

Normally I'd say "lurk moar," but I'll give you the benefit.

"An hero" was a meme coined on 4chan which basically translates to "a person who has comitted suicide." Often people would say "become an hero" when they were assholes and wanted to tell someone to kill themself.

[p0lar_bear]

Normally I'd say "lurk moar," but I'll give you the benefit.

"An hero" was a meme coined on 4chan which basically translates to "a person who has comitted suicide." Often people would say "become an hero" when they were assholes and wanted to tell someone to kill themself.

Suicide doesn't constitute an heroism.

Suicide as a result of stupid shit, suicide after stupid shit happening, suicide followed by stupid shit, or any combination of that results in an hero.

Don't confuse an heroism with the Darwin Award. The Darwin is for accidental suicide as a result of stupid shit, iirc. :v:

[ExAm]

Put more simply, an heroism is when someone kills themselves over something incredibly trivial.

[Tweek]

it originally came some the myspace of some girl that had indeed, an hero'd
4chan inveded her myspace, and comments were tossed back and forth.

her "friends" posting stuff like why are you doing this, and one person was silly enough to make the typo in "she's an hero"

and an hero was born.

[n00b1n8R]

She's actually a he. :v

[Bodzilla]

She's actually a he. :v
no wonder she an hero'd :v

[ima_from_America]

Maybe those people will wander inside a particle accelerator just to see what it's like inside, and maybe, just maybe, that will make the Earth a smarter place for all of us.

[Jay2645]

What is it like in those particle accelerator thingies? I've always wanted to find out...

[Tweek]

itll rip all the fillings out of your mouth, due to the immense electromagnetic field used to accelerate the protons.

[Jay2645]

But I have never had a cavity. Ever.

So no fillings.

And no, I'm not about to go an hero and find out. I volunteer Bod to go investigate, though. No hard feelings, Bod, you were just the first victim I saw.

[p0lar_bear]

itll rip all the fillings out of your mouth, due to the immense electromagnetic field used to accelerate the protons.

No fillings, but I've got a ball bearing lodged in my face somewhere by my nose. :haw:

[SnaFuBAR]

how the...

you can't post something like that and not explain.

[Bodzilla]

how the...

you can't post something like that and not explain.
^

[Kornman00]

how the...

you can't post something like that and not explain.
let alone :picsorstfu:

[t3h m00kz]

Idiocracy. nuff sed

[ima_from_America]

Idiocracy. nuff sed
That movie rocks.
ohai mr.200

[StankBacon]

That movie rocks.
ohai mr.200


ouch my balls!

[ima_from_America]

It all started in 1938, when Charlie Chaplain and his evil Nazi regime tried to take over the world.
But an even greater force emerged, the UN, because they UN-Nazied the world forever.

[teh lag]

It all started in 1938, when Charlie Chaplain and his evil Nazi regime tried to take over the world.
But an even greater force emerged, the UN, because they UN-Nazied the world forever.
My story begins in Nineteen dickety two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word for "twenty." I chased him down the road but gave up after dickety-six miles. That takes me back to 1934. Admiral Burn had just reached the pole, only hours ahead of the Three Stooges. We called Sauerkraut "liberty cabbage" and we called liberty cabbage "super slaw" and back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish lunch box." Of course, nobody knew that but me. Back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J. D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub, which I’d just used that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a walking bird. We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called "baseball." Anyway, long story short I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones... and I guess he won the argument, but I walked away with the turnips. The following morning I resigned my commission with the coastguard. The next thing I knew there was civil war in Spain. Then after World War Two, it got kinda quiet, 'till Superman challenged FDR to a race around the world. FDR beat him by a furlong, or so the comic books would have you believe. The truth lies somewhere in between...

Bonus points if you know where that's from, though it's fairly obvious.

[Saggy]

My story begins in Nineteen dickety two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word for "twenty." I chased him down the road but gave up after dickety-six miles. That takes me back to 1934. Admiral Burn had just reached the pole, only hours ahead of the Three Stooges. We called Sauerkraut "liberty cabbage" and we called liberty cabbage "super slaw" and back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish lunch box." Of course, nobody knew that but me. Back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J. D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub, which I’d just used that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a walking bird. We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called "baseball." Anyway, long story short I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones... and I guess he won the argument, but I walked away with the turnips. The following morning I resigned my commission with the coastguard. The next thing I knew there was civil war in Spain. Then after World War Two, it got kinda quiet, 'till Superman challenged FDR to a race around the world. FDR beat him by a furlong, or so the comic books would have you believe. The truth lies somewhere in between...

Bonus points if you know where that's from, though it's fairly obvious.

The Simpsons maybe? Good ol' Abe.