What do you do when on the toilet?

[Mr Buckshot]

This thread's a bit disgusting and funny at the same time.

So what do you do to pass the time when you're sitting on the porcelain, purging out the contents of your colon? Do you play with your PSP? Do you read comic books? Do you do some work (i.e. 3D rendering, school reports, etc) on a laptop? Or do you just count the pieces of excrement in the bowl? Just wondering.

I usually play with a DS while on the toilet, but if there's an important test coming up, I bring in any study materials, and if I have an oral presentation, I actually recite out my speech while shitting. From time to time, I do bring in a laptop. So far, I haven't dropped anything other than my old PDA into the toilet.

Btw you can select multiple poll choices.

[m13120]

Ah the PDA story, I remember that :). (BTW how's your new PDA treating you?)

I usually bring in a book with me because I'm a sucker for good mystery stories. And other times if it's more important, homework.

[randreach454]

i usually read thrasher magazine, thinking about how i should still skateboard..

[Mr Buckshot]

omg, I loved that old PDA, and yes my new one is quite awesome with a Bluetooth connection on steroids (compared to normal phones) and excellent music/video playback plus a sharper screen with more colors.

I don't dare to bring in my PDA any more - next time I just print out the whole Sparknotes guide rather than download the guide into the PDA. I'm safe with bringing in my DS because its wrist strap prevents it from slipping out of my grasp.

[Flyboy]

Typically nothing. And yet, it's a rather enjoyable 5 minutes.

[LlamaMaster]

I usually read or just sit there.

[PlasbianX]

I talk to the lil Chinese girl who wipes my ass when im done.

[Amit]

I talk to the lil Chinese girl who wipes my ass when im done.

ROFLMFAO! :lmao:

When I hit the toilet it's strictly business through and through. Nothing funny just get it over with quick and hope that it's over before you hoped.

[Boba]

I talk to the lil Chinese girl who wipes my ass when im done.
http://codebloo.net/stuff/picard-headesk.jpg

[legionaire45]

I make art work with my shit on the wall. I generally draw epic battles with turd generals clashing with other armies of turds in the sewer.

Really, what the fuck kind of thread is this. Take the shitposting over to Emmzee's forum D=.
that is so not a double standard given my posting record over the past few weeks :3

[Botolf]

I expel bodily toxins and leave.

[paladin]

Tetris Mania on my Voyager... level 45 1,560,123 points and counting.

[SnaFuBAR]

i expel this thread's equivalent.

[Aerowyn]

I spend most of my time on the shitter shitting.

[spartan463]

I push and think about stuff, then I wipe my ass
that sums it up

[DrunkenSamus]

I push and think about stuff, then I wipe my ass
that sums it up

Plain and simple.:-3

[n00b1n8R]

Really, what the fuck kind of thread is this. Take the shitposting over to Emmzee's forum D=
no u. :<

also, reading/studying/what zilla will say.

[Bodzilla]

depends really.

most the time i'm head first into the thing spewing up more alcohol then i should have consumed (STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HOMEBREW KIDDIES).
dam zilla vision :shakesfist:

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/bodzilla_1/zilla-vision.jpg
<3 Ross

but less often i go in there for a shit.

[Mr Buckshot]

Typically nothing. And yet, it's a rather enjoyable 5 minutes.


Nice, my craps last at least 20 minutes.

[n00b1n8R]

wtf zilla, that wasn't what you were supposed to say. <:maddowns:>

[StankBacon]

read.

[Kornman00]

Wipe my ass...why would you want to prolong being on the jcrapper?

I never shit in public places. My body is scheduled to move when I'm at home only :v

[Bodzilla]

Wipe my ass...why would you want to prolong being on the jcrapper?

I never shit in public places. My body is scheduled to move when I'm at home only :v
This^

also this :v

and this as well

wtf zilla, that wasn't what you were supposed to say. <:maddowns:>
what?

fap to your radiant smile :S?
wtf n00b?

[Timo]

I have deep an meaningful thoughts flowing through my head as I take a hefty dump.

[Kornman00]

I have deep an meaningful thoughts flowing through my head as I take a hefty dump.
Timo, I believe you have the wrong end in the toilet bowel :-3

[CrAsHOvErRide]

I levitate when I feel bored.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

I take a shit.
nuff said
Oh and sometimes i think about chicks in there...

[DrunkenSamus]

Nice, my craps last at least 20 minutes.

Does it come out like the pellets in your avi? :v

[Limited]

Push & Wait. Usually I'm trying to hurry up because my friend ALWAYS knocks on my door whenever I sit down to go =\ and he keeps knocking till I open the door.

[adumass]

I view and post at h2vista.net..

[Kornman00]

Oh and sometimes i think about chicks in there...
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/images/customavatars/avatar1207_2.gif

[Zeph]

I shit.

[Sever]

I listen to epic music. Nothing beats shitting while listening to Dragonforce's Valley Of The Damned.

Also, one of my friends eats (food, you sick people) while he goes.

[JunkfoodMan]

I get really introspective.

[LlamaMaster]

Also, one of my friends eats (food, you sick people) while he goes.
I do that too sometimes. Sometimes I sit there wondering, that if I eat slow enough, I would create a long continues log of poo, crapping and digesting as fast as I ate, thereby creating the biggest crap ever made.

[teh lag]

I sit there and occasionally ponder just how much dedication giving an entire shit to thinking about something really takes, effectively nullifying the phrase "I don't give a shit."


Edit : @ teek




wat

[TeeKup]

I tend to think of it as someone "pulling out".

[JunkfoodMan]

I tend to think of it as someone "pulling out".

WHY.

[Sel]

WHY.

Because hes gay :eyesroll:

Also, when Im on the toilet, I shit.

Sometimes I save it up for a few hours to when it gets really big, and it feels amazing when you shit that huge thing out.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

tru dat

[CrAsHOvErRide]

you guys make me sick xD

[Sel]

you guys make me sick xD

Then I guess were doing something right :rolleyes:

[LlamaMaster]

I tend to think of it as someone "pulling out".
There is no amount of :XD:'s and :gonk:'s to express how I felt when I read that.

[Saggy]

I sleep.

[Bad Waffle]

i ponder the big bang theory, the beginnings of religion, ways to start a crime spree, the history of knowledge itself.

You know, philosophy and crap. And oh yea, dragonforce. That helps.

[Bodzilla]

i think long and hard about WOL and what his next post will be like :D

seriously tho wtf is this thread >__>

[DrunkenSamus]

I sleep.

That reminded me of that Robot Chicken scene. "I must have dozed off after pushing that enormous log out of my butt. Did my dunky fumes clear out the whole bakery"?