How many people here have a girlfriend?

[Jay2645]

I know quite a few of you do, but I'm just curious as to how many.

I'm trying to see if the overwhelming majority lean in any particular direction, to help to see if an interwebz myth is true, out of my own curiosity.

[m13120]

:gonk: no
thread needs to be who here has a boyfriend or girlfriend :-3

[BobtheGreatII]

Yes, but not for long...

[thehoodedsmack]

I used to. I was young, naive, and completely unready for relationships. Currently, no.

[Mass]

Yep.

[Masterz1337]

Not anymore D-:.

[SnaFuBAR]

<has a fiance

[Con]

dude, hasn't she been your fianc&#233; for like 3 years now :\

also, no

[StankBacon]

no, not worth the headache.

[Con]

You're not into that kinda girl, bacon?

[NuggetWarmer]

No. :smithicide:

[Flyboy]

This is pretty much explainable with an old quote.

"My pastor said women are like gods oven."
"The what powers their oven?"
Answer: "Your wallet."

Nuf said.

[Lightning]

Yes.

Hi, Aero.

[Aerowyn]

=^_____^= <33333

[Atty]

Yes. Hi Conscars. ^____________^<333333

[Con]

Hey Hunny Bunny! \^__________^/ <333333333

[Bodzilla]

Gah noes. ;__;

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i80/bodzilla_1/Sadface.jpg

[Kornman00]

=^_____^= <33333
omg...Aerowyn has a gf :o


y.

[Bodzilla]

wtf. no hugs? or reassurance?

:gonk:

[n00b1n8R]

omg...Aerowyn has a gf :o
:lmao:

Also, no. ;__;

[Kalub]

Nope, just a friend with benefits....



Close though, I cant complain :downs:

[SuperSunny]

Yes.

7 off so far on the No to Yes ratio. Not bad.

[SnaFuBAR]

dude, hasn't she been your fiancé for like 3 years now :\

also, no

not nearly ahaha. been seeing each other for about 6 years and i proposed a few months back.

[Bodzilla]

oh you card.

o/

[SnaFuBAR]

\o

[Kornman00]

interception! \o/

:haw:

[Tweek]

nope (huge rant here, but cba)

[Sel]

wtf. no hugs? or reassurance? How about some sodomy then?

:gonk:

ftfy

[Llama Juice]

Before I moved to florida I had a gf... when I moved things got crazy and I told her to STFU and yea... that ended that...

I've met a total of eight girls at my college I go to now. I go to a computer animation college....

[odseraphim]

Married, so no. :p

[FlyingStone]

^Lier.

[t3h m00kz]

guess you could say I have a boyfriend. ;[

WE TOTALLY GO AROUND GANG BANGING WITH EACH OTHER

Well, not really, but WE WOULD


Not anymore D-:.

She didn't make you enough grits?

[Ki11a_FTW]

i don't :( all girls seem to hate me because im so obnoxious around them :awesome:

[FRain]

I do, but she's been gone (I usually see her at school) and I haven't seen her in fucking ages.

Most girls dont like me because I am pretty clumsy and usually while walking backwards they expect me to have eyes out of the back of my head and stop for them instead of moving out of the way (I was sweeping the woodshop floor when this happened)

[~ZMT~Trace]

Yes.

<something here>

[Jay2645]

Oh, wow, my hypothesis was WAAAY off.

It's nearly a 4 : 1 ratio, favoring "no".

[Sever]

Jay can't do math...

At the time of this posting, there were 15 Yes votes and 36 No votes.

[teh lag]

Nope. All alone :(

[PlasbianX]

No but seriously close to getting one. Even though we don't call each other BF and GF, its pretty much like that.

[DaneO'Roo]

Sure do :awesome: 2 years now

[Amit]

=^_____^= <33333


omg...Aerowyn has a gf :o



Lightning had a sex change?


Not currently. Things are very complicated and...well I don't take it on too much since I don't really know how to feel.

[FRain]

Jay can't do math...

At the time of this posting, there were 15 Yes votes and 36 No votes.



Yeah, that'd be like 1.87/1 right there (that was just a guess)

[blind]

yes
her name is ur mom
we are very happy together.

[Xetsuei]

yes
her name is ur mom
we are very happy together.
Oh damn! That was so very funny.


Yes, of course I do.

[blind]

Xetsuei™;236393']Oh damn! That was so very funny.


Yes, of course I do.

LOL

[m13120]

Married, so no. :p

Oh yeah I forgot! You're going to be a dad soon aren't you?

[Boba]

Not anymore. :(

[Con]

not nearly ahaha. been seeing each other for about 6 years and i proposed a few months back.
Keep up that behavior and you'll be just like Texrat.
http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif

[Ki11a_FTW]

Sure do :awesome: 2 years now

that was a girl? :gonk:

[Bad Waffle]

wheres the option, "no-im single out of choice"

[Ki11a_FTW]

where the hell is the bf option :eyesroll:

[TeeKup]

I'm looking for a new boyfriend, Anthony broke up with me about a week ago. D:

[Ki11a_FTW]

me and my boyfriend like rubbing our dicks together :awesome:

[TheGhost]

yes

[Sel]

yes

Im curious, is -rep like +rep to you, and +rep like -rep?

Also, dickrupping wins. :XD:

[TeeKup]

me and my boyfriend like rubbing our dicks together :awesome:

Since when were you gay? D:

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

whats with the gayism here?

[TeeKup]

I'm gay numnuts.

[Sel]

Since when were you gay? D:

I smell someone scared of competition.

[Ki11a_FTW]

Since when were you gay? D:
when wasnt i :rolleyes:

[blind]

I'm looking for a new boyfriend, Anthony broke up with me about a week ago. D:
u gay?

[m13120]

where the hell is the bf option :eyesroll:


:gonk: no
thread needs to be who here has a boyfriend or girlfriend :-3

already suggested :p

[TeeKup]

u gay?

No I'm a woman. :I

[Jay2645]

A woman who has a penis.

But I KNEW I should have added something to the poll, but at the time, I couldn't for the life of me figure out what. Only mods/admins can edit the poll so it says "How many people here have a gf/bf?", so you'll have to pretend it says gf/bf until then.

[SnaFuBAR]

Keep up that behavior and you'll be just like Texrat.
http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif

i'm already like texrat. i'm always right.

[TeeKup]

A woman who has a penis.

But I KNEW I should have added something to the poll, but at the time, I couldn't for the life of me figure out what. Only mods/admins can edit the poll so it says "How many people here have a gf/bf?", so you'll have to pretend it says gf/bf until then.

*e-slap*

[Jay2645]

*e-slap*
*e-slap head movement*

[Amit]

*got slapped by your mom*

i'll be mad if this is just an April 1st prank:(

[Con]

i'm already like texrat. i'm always right.
http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/3395/spockratnc8.jpg

[ExAm]

Not now, but I hope to soon - I've been talking to this girl at my school, and we can relate on so many levels it's scary. I've just been too scared to ask if she's single or not...

[Leiukemia]

No, I prefer being able to do what I want and spending my money how I want to. Biggest thing is I just can't stand argueing about stupid shit with girls.

[TeeKup]

So get a guy, we don't technically ask for much. :3

[paladin]

2 years, 1 months, 2 weeks, 6 days...

[SgtBotley]

So get a guy, we don't technically ask for much. :3


but the 'give' looks unbearable.

[TeeKup]

You're a man, you can suck it up and take it.

[Bodzilla]

but the 'give' looks unbearable.
Bravo sir.

Bravo.

[SgtBotley]

i feel ill.

oh yeh my story :, the girl i liked only digged guys sexually with blonde hair.............. and just wanted to be mates.

i always fall for the fuck ups of society....

[Leiukemia]

Yeah or she's just making up excuses that don't sound as nasty as the real reasons...

[Kornman00]

You're a man, you can suck it up and take it.
:gonk:

crazy teekup

[ICEE]

Meh. I'm the best friend guy, destined to be alone until I try ecstacy and jump off a bridge.

[blind]

Meh. I'm the best friend guy, destined to be alone until I try ecstacy and jump off a bridge.

You won't jump off a bridge if you try E, you'll be too busy touching everything around you.

[JDMFSeanP]

I think we need a single by choice.

Schooling is so much more fun when you are single and can get some with anyone without people getting mad (usually).

Shit.

[ICEE]

You won't jump off a bridge if you try E, you'll be too busy touching everything around you.

Oh right, shrooms are the bridge jumpy drug

[Amit]

So get a guy, we don't technically ask for much. :3

My god! You're confusing everyone!

[SnaFuBAR]

No, I prefer being able to do what I want and spending my money how I want to. Biggest thing is I just can't stand argueing about stupid shit with girls.
so be the boss like me. always seems to work.

[n00b1n8R]

You're a man, you can suck it up and take it.
oxymoron

[Phobias]

Used to...

Currently, no...but working on it.

[Bodzilla]

Used to...

Currently, no...but working on it.
well i llive like only 3 hours away from you, so maybe we could just.... well I was just wondering if.... not that i'm pressuring you or anything...
oh my look what i'm saying :embarrassed:
dam shyness BE GONE! *sigh*

[Reaper Man]

Meh. I'm the best friend guy
^ :gonk:

[Wakeboy1337]

I do, but I dont know for how much longer. If she breaks up with me on msn (like girls do, nowdays, its always msn or aim now)

I'll be pasting these lines:
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I AM so happy for you!

[CrAsHOvErRide]

Yep.

[Reaper Man]

I do, but I dont know for how much longer. If she breaks up with me on msn (like girls do, nowdays, its always msn or aim now)

I'll be pasting these lines:
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I AM so happy for you!
...
http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/img/facepalm.jpeg

[Wakeboy1337]

Whats so bad about the Idea Reaper? She knows me to be a funny guy no matter what, and I'm sure she's never heard the song before. Not to mention, I've got my next girl picked out and shes been begging me to go with her for a good 4 days now :S

[FlyingStone]

4 Days oh man. ;)

Wish i was that popular.

[Mass]

2:1 ratio, thats better than I was expecting.

Also, maybe I should make a poll about cockblocking, my friends at school are masters of it. :mad:

[Wakeboy1337]

4 Days oh man. ;)

Wish i was that popular.


Lol not if you're like me, I'm too picky when it comes to girls :(

[ExAm]

Lol not if you're like me, I'm too picky when it comes to girls :(You sound like my friend. Out of all the girls at my school he's attracted to only a couple of them. The rest, he says, are below average. He couldn't be more wrong :P

[Wakeboy1337]

Well last night I was gonna come on here and say single again..... But our forums were under an upgrade it appears. I'm single again though, time to start talking to that other girl I suppose :|

[n00b1n8R]

being single isn't so bad, gosh.

TBQH, guys who just think "you've got to have a gf because because" really give me the shits.

[Sever]

That must suck, since there are so many guys like that - only bad food gives me the shits :/

[Lateksi]

Yeah I had too. We were both too young, now that I think of it. :smith:

[Corndogman]

I could probably have a gf i wasn't so lazy. "hmmm friday night? yeahhhh i think im just gonna sit at home and play halo.... ssss yeahhhh" that and im to lazy to get a job, so once my birthday money runs out she'd be out the door.:eekdance:

[Warsaw]

Meh. I'm the best friend guy, destined to be alone until I try ecstacy and jump off a bridge.
^IAWTP

Also, no.
Had a total of two in the past, though. Too young, too rushed, etc. I also tend to fall for the fuck-ups.

Oh well. There are other (and better) things in life besides a pretty face to get abnormally close to, among other things.

[ExAm]

The girl I mentioned is being cute with me...

Things are looking up.

[paladin]

I was dating my hand for awhile, then we broke up and I had to do it with a stranger:omfg:

[Random]

I have a gf, glad I do most of the time. But some times :(. Being single is not bad but you need to get some practice and learn how to handle another's emotions.

[n00b1n8R]

That must suck, since there are so many guys like that - only bad food gives me the shits :/
That's not funny you are not funny.

I was mucking around with a girl I used to have a pretty hard crush on back in primary school. she said something or other and I was like "and to think I used to like you", to which she replied "yeah I know".

Which means that if she had wanted, she could have asked me out knowing I would have said yes but she didn't which means she was never interested. The worst part is apparently, it seems I still kinda like her.

fuck.
/emo

[Bodzilla]

suck it up tough guy, Drink some booze and sneak out of your bedroom at 10pm (zomg!) and go to a wicked party.

:D

[legionaire45]

I go to a school called High Tech High. Let me get you the Urban Dictionary's definition (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hthla) of it.

I have several friends who I hang out with who are girls (yes, with cooties :3). TBH I'm waiting for after college but if the opportunity arises I'll take it.

[rossmum]

not no mores

:suicide:

[Bodzilla]

But you got Uni bitch's to fap to.

what choo complaining about fool.

[SnaFuBAR]

not no mores

:suicide:
dude, 13 year olds don't count, you pedo.

[rossmum]

SHE WAS 15 ALRIGHT

AND I WAS 16 AT THE TIME

STOP MAKING SHIT UP

[DaneO'Roo]

but the 'give' looks unbearable.

:spin:

[n00b1n8R]

suck it up tough guy, Drink some booze and sneak out of your bedroom at 10pm (zomg!) and go to a wicked party.

:D
No u.

I got my first report card or grade 11 back and did about as well as I expected (2 C's, 3 B's and an A).
Needs moar work next term tbh :|

[Haloking365]

Oui.


Pourquoi suis-je la baise parlant français? Je ne sais pas. :haw:

[rossmum]

Neither do I. That probably means it'd be a good idea not to do it. :downs:

[blind]

my girlfriends name is Palmela

[Jay2645]

Oui.


Pourquoi suis-je la baise parlant français? Je ne sais pas. :haw:
AHH! MY GIRLFRIEND SPEAKS ENOUGH FRENCH AROUND ME AS IT IS!

I've been picking up on it. Mainly "Hello" and "I love you".

[Bodzilla]

AHH! MY GIRLFRIEND SPEAKS ENOUGH FRENCH AROUND ME AS IT IS!

I've been picking up on it. Mainly "Hello" and "I love you".
oh god.

must not troll.. gah.

[Jay2645]

As you told me in my rep, Bod, "this is not fucking 4chan".

No trolling here.

[paladin]

SHE WAS 15 ALRIGHT

AND I WAS 16 AT THE TIME

STOP MAKING SHIT UP

y hello thar.

[Classicthunder]

^^^ Devil post above.

Anyways I should have one "Officially" as of tomorrow. She is awesome :worship:

[Bodzilla]

^^^ Devil post above.

Anyways I should have one "Officially" as of tomorrow. She is awesome :worship:
how did you catch it?

did you bait it with candy and then throw pokeballs at it :O?
:P

[Classicthunder]

No i baited it with a six pack and then tossed condoms at it.

Thats how your supposed to do it.


Actually we had known each other for about a year and I happened to get stuck next to her. We started talking and when we stopped it had been 2 and a half hours and We had both missed 2 classes. And opposite of most girls the more I get to know her the more I like her. First girl to make me excited w/o taking her clothes off.

[Pooky]

Meh. I'm the best friend guy, destined to be alone until I try bullets and fall off a bridge.

^

[Neuro Guro]

Yep, her name is Aerowyn, and I poke it every night.

[Jay2645]

I though Aerowyn was Lightning's gf...

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG!

[Rob Oplawar]

*votes*
Everybody knows Rob's a pathetic lonely husk of a human being manly lone wolf too cool to need a girlfriend type guy. Ahem.

[n00b1n8R]

*votes*
Everybody knows Rob's a pathetic lonely husk of a human being manly lone wolf too cool to need a girlfriend type guy. Ahem.

manly lone wolf too cool to need a girlfriend type guy. Ahem.

girlfriend type guy
:raise:

[ExAm]

The girl I mentioned is being cute with me...

Things are looking up.Aaaaaaand, nosedive. The guy I suspected might possibly be her boyfriend is actually her boyfriend. People who are just friends don't lean into each other affectionately during movies with a bunch of friends who happen to include me :(

[Bodzilla]

ownd.

come here i'll make it all better.

*smooch*
<3

[Rob Oplawar]

"too-cool-to-need-a-girlfriend" type guy. Ahem.

Ah, the importance of punctuation again becomes clear.

[n00b1n8R]

facepalm.jpg
:-3

[Warsaw]

Silly nubs and your sadnesses...your wallet is safe(r), rejoice! Moar money for that new computer part...

[Leiukemia]

Silly nubs and your sadnesses...your wallet is safe(r), rejoice! Moar money for that new computer part...

Fuck computer parts, I need to run my car and pay rent.

[TeeKup]

I'm actually with Leiuk.

My honda needs a new CD player and stereo, along with a new coat of paint and new wiring. Everytime I hit the horn the brake light dies.

[Warsaw]

Computer parts was just one alternative possibility. Car parts, gas, rent, etc., are all acceptable alternatives.

:-3

[Emmzee]

Computer parts was just one alternative possibility. Car parts, gas, rent, etc., are all acceptable alternatives.
Don't forget money for hookers.

If you don't have a girlfriend, and you're on these forums, odds are you don't have enough charm to get laid for free.

[Leiukemia]

Don't forget money for hookers.

If you don't have a girlfriend, and you're on these forums, odds are you don't have enough charm to get laid for free.

I wasn't talking about getting laid. I was talking about having girlfriend, as that's what the topics about.

[Atty]

Edited poll and added new options.

[TeeKup]

shame I voted already....

[PlasbianX]

shame I voted already....

Same :/

[Reaper Man]

Computer parts was just one alternative possibility. Car parts, gas, rent, etc., are all acceptable alternatives.

:-3
Camera gear :awesome:?

D: I'm low enough on monies as-is.

[ultama121]

No GF here... :(.

[n00b1n8R]

Edited poll and added new options.
Great, now reset the poll so people can actually vote for the new options. :v

[Bodzilla]

this thread Hit super thread a fair while back. Might be time to lay it to rest.

[beele]

I would like to vote again, because I'm no longer single :)

[Agamemnon]

Edited poll and added new options.
Why do I get the feeling you and I are the only ones who voted "out of choice?"

[SnaFuBAR]

because you're the only two who would deceive themselves into believing that? :)

[rossmum]

Why do I get the feeling you and I are the only ones who voted "out of choice?"
Because you're both idiots.

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-colbert.gif

[Emmzee]

Why do I get the feeling you and I are the only ones who voted "out of choice?"
Because, apparently, being ugly is a choice nowadays.

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-colbert.gif

[rossmum]

Oh now that was just harsh.











...AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Agamemnon]

Well, I know Ross is just desperate (how's that 12-year-old girl btw?) and Snaf can't keep it in his pants (your ex send you any fun photos lately?). Can't speak for Emmzee though.

[n00b1n8R]

Why do I get the feeling you and I are the only ones who voted "out of choice?"
Because you were the only two who hadn't voted already before atty came along, fixed the options and failed to reset it?

[rossmum]

Well, I know Ross is just desperate (how's that 12-year-old girl btw?) and Snaf can't keep it in his pants (your ex send you any fun photos lately?). Can't speak for Emmzee though.
Sorry what's that who lives with a pair of 19-year-old girls OH THAT'S RIGHT NOT YOU.

[Agamemnon]

There's a difference between living with a pair of 19-year-old girls and sticking a pair of 19-year-old girls. Since we know they're not your type (too old), I think we know what your situation is.

[Bodzilla]

ICE BURN.

[Rob Oplawar]

Guys, guys, guys, can't you see all this argument and competition is senseless?

I mean, we all know you can't compete with me. The only reason I'm single now is because I got tired of banging so many chicks- it just gets old after a while.


*coughs*

[Agamemnon]

No no, Ross is obviously the epitome of insatiable lust. Who could resist this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Agamemnon582bc/Random%202/downspedosmile.jpg

[Reaper Man]

There's a difference between living with a pair of 19-year-old girls and sticking a pair of 19-year-old girls. Since we know they're not your type (too old), I think we know what your situation is.
^Concur.

[Bodzilla]

:XD:

[rossmum]

There's a difference between living with a pair of 19-year-old girls and sticking a pair of 19-year-old girls. Since we know they're not your type (too old), I think we know what your situation is.
We'll see about that Fagamemnon.

[Agamemnon]

Hey, don't take it out on me because pedophilia is illegal in Australia.

[paladin]

Ive stuck two 19 year olds.

[Firerain]

Not anymore

[TeeKup]

boyfriend broke up with me, hoorah for being single.

[FlyingStone]

boyfriend broke up with me, hoorah for being single.
Sorry :( So maybe... i don't know, possibly dinner? I mean i dont want to push you or anything...

[Pooky]

Sorry :( So maybe... i don't know, possibly dinner? I mean i dont want to push you or anything...



BACK OFF BITCH HE'S MINE

[FlyingStone]

I can take it like a man, you on the other hand would be crying at the sheer size.

BACK OFF.

[n00b1n8R]

Is pooky fighting to keep teekie or stoner? :S

[Kornman00]

pffft, why must you fight? threesome :awesome:

[n00b1n8R]

WRONG KIND OF THREESOME.

[Kornman00]

thats not what teekup would say :downs:

or would he :o?

put yourself in his shoes :eng101:

[Bodzilla]

KM, have you got MSN?

if so add me :D
boddzilla_1 Hotmail.com

[Llama Juice]

The girl I'm chasing is finally getting access to her phone after being without it for four months.... She joined Basic Training for the National Guard and they wouldn't allow her to use her phone until she graduated from the uber basic shit to like.... basic extreme or somethin... I dunno.

What's weird is that this is a girl I met on Halo 2 like three-four years back
... used to talk to her every day for hours and even drove up to her place to surprise her right before she left for this Basic Training thing.... (her mom and best friend were in on it...)

I'm excited to finally be able to talk to her again, even if it is only for a few minutes... and yet I feel terrible because I miss her so much.

There.... now stab that and throw it against a wall or something. I know you kids like to do it.

[FlyingStone]

The girl I'm chasing is finally getting access to her phone after being without it for four months.... She joined Basic Training for the National Guard and they wouldn't allow her to use her phone until she graduated from the uber basic shit to like.... basic extreme or somethin... I dunno.

What's weird is that this is a girl I met on Halo 2 like three-four years back
... used to talk to her every day for hours and even drove up to her place to surprise her right before she left for this Basic Training thing.... (her mom and best friend were in on it...)

I'm excited to finally be able to talk to her again, even if it is only for a few minutes... and yet I feel terrible because I miss her so much.

There.... now stab that and throw it against a wall or something. I know you kids like to do it.

Keep chasing is all I have to say, and good luck.

[SMASH]

I'm taking a girl out to a movie as friends, but I still think she likes me more than as a friend though. The Irony is, is that I want to ask her out to Prom, and she chose Prom Night to see lol.

Basically, give me a couple days and she'll be mine.

[FlyingStone]

This thread is getting me depressed. I try these kinds of things and then the next week later the girl that said, "i like you" is now dating someone else.

...

[Dr Nick]

I don't have a girlfriend, but it's generally out of choice.

I don't have enough money to support 2 people :(

[Bodzilla]

why do half the people at this forum think you need alot of money to get a girlfriend?

[Kornman00]

why do half the people at this forum think you need alot of money to get a girlfriend?
they don't realize they hired an escort, and not a gf ;p

[Bodzilla]

HOLLY SHIT!

I"M IN YOUR SIG!

[TeeKup]

thats not what teekup would say :downs:

or would he :o?

put yourself in his shoes :eng101:

Perfect threesome. :D

[Kornman00]

WRONG KIND OF THREESOME.


Perfect threesome. :D
Teek begs the differ :pervert:

[Emmzee]

What you've gotta do to get a girl is a good pick-up line.

"Nice shoes; wanna fuck?"

Or, you could tell her a romantic poem:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE

[FlyingStone]

:lmao:^

[paladin]

Who was the other to wote for bf, Aerowyn?

[Emmzee]

Who was the other to wote for bf, Aerowyn?
It might have been Teek.

[paladin]

Ahh, gotcha...

[n00b1n8R]

Teek begs the differ :pervert:
Teek's doesn't count. :downs:

[Rob Oplawar]

I don't need a girlfriend. I've got my cat Jeoffry.

*cuddles with kitty curled up in lap*

[TeeKup]

Ain't that cute............BUT ITS WRONG!!

[n00b1n8R]

Atleast he gets some kind of pussy. :-3

[Classicthunder]

Atleast he gets some kind of pussy. :-3

That just about qualifies as an epic burn.

[rossmum]

Not really as I seem to remember Teek telling me he had a girlfriend at some point

[n00b1n8R]

He was just confused ok. :saddowns:

[Bodzilla]

who stealth :-3?

what a smooth criminal he was. Woo!

[Agamemnon]

who stealth :-3?

what a smooth criminal he was. Woo!
Oh God, I nearly forgot about him. "Wanking causes babies." :lol:

[rossmum]

Oh God, I nearly forgot about him. "Wanking causes babies." :lol:
That's still my alias in CS.

:tinfoil:

[Cortexian]

K, well I VOTED yes... But since yesterday, no.

Cheating ruins relationships, specially when it's with a friend of yours that you've known since Grade 3. Also, 'We can still be friends though, right'? Made me want to shoot someone.

I'm changing my vote to 'No, I'm single out of choice.' for awhile.

[Hotrod]

Sadly, I don't have a girlfriend, because the girl I really like doesn't share the same feelings towards me, sadly. I think I'll hold on for a while, try, and hope for the best.

[paladin]

Sadly, I don't have a girlfriend, because the girl I really like doesn't share the same feelings towards me, sadly. I think I'll hold on for a while, try, and hope for the best.

It won't, trust me.. :sadface:

[Saggy]

I don't have a girlfriend because I'm one of the "losers" at my school. Sucks.

[paladin]

I used to beat up kids like you then...

JK

[Boba]

Sadly, I don't have a girlfriend, because the girl I really like doesn't share the same feelings towards me, sadly. I think I'll hold on for a while, try, and hope for the best.
I'm in the same position, man.

[Agamemnon]

K, well I VOTED yes... But since yesterday, no.

Cheating ruins relationships, specially when it's with a friend of yours that you've known since Grade 3. Also, 'We can still be friends though, right'? Made me want to shoot someone.

I'm changing my vote to 'No, I'm single out of choice.' for awhile.
You should talk to Atty.

[blind]

Sadly, I don't have a girlfriend, because the girl I really like doesn't share the same feelings towards me, sadly. I think I'll hold on for a while, try, and hope for the best.

Yeah, this kiiiiiind of happened to me a few weeks ago. I got a date with her but blew it hardcore :S
Now I'm back on my old system of trying to get one of four different girls at the same time, I have a progress meter and graph if you'd like to see.

[Corndogman]

i dont know what the hell im doing...?? im kinda with blind up there. i have options, but meh, who knows...

[Hotrod]

Yeah, this kiiiiiind of happened to me a few weeks ago. I got a date with her but blew it hardcore :S
Now I'm back on my old system of trying to get one of four different girls at the same time, I have a progress meter and graph if you'd like to see.

A progress meter and graph? That sounds interesting. I feel sorry for you man, the thing is, I never got to ask her out, her friend (also my friend) told me that she liked somebody else, so our situation is kind of different.

[ExAm]

I'm looking at another girl right now, who's pretty intelligent and isn't uncomfortable expressing her opinion - Especially the fact that she hates that her boyfriend keeps inviting her over just so she can watch him play Resident Evil 4... I think I've got a pretty decent chance of stealing her. However, she's not really my first choice. I'm still trying to win the other girl over, we've got a ton in common that just can't be overlooked, so I'm hoping that I'll be able to steal her from her boyfriend.

Being a nice guy kicks ass. I haven't had a girl I've gotten to talking with not display some sign of attraction :D

[UrKungFuSux]

Well, I'm kind of going into a confusing stage. I asked this girl out to a formal dance, and she said yes, but I dunno.
When we went, we had a great time, and I got this feeling that she was starting to like me back. But I was stupid, and when she walked outside with me when we went home, she kinda stood there. I don't know what I should've done, but I kinda hugged her and left. Now I kinda regret it because she isn't really acting the same way anymore. Way to go me. Epic fail.

[n00b1n8R]

FFS IF SHE WANTED TO KISS SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE IT HER SELF.
Obviously he would have gone along with it, i mean he's a straight guy.

[itszutak]

no. :smithicide:

[Terry]

For the past few months I've been too busy to really take one on. Heck, I barely even have time to myself. Maybe when my schedule doesn't look so terrible.

[UrKungFuSux]

FFS IF SHE WANTED TO KISS SHE SHOULD HAVE DONE IT HER SELF.
Obviously he would have gone along with it, i mean he's a straight guy.

Yeah. The reason I didn't was because I thought it was too soon. We've known each other for like 2 years, but we really just recently started hanging out. And I don't know if she'd have been okay with it.

[Terry]

In most cases, yes. You are correct.

[n00b1n8R]

urwrong.

[Mass]

Massive chances are that if a guy is willing to go on a date with you, he'll be willing kiss you and then some.

[Rob Oplawar]

My bro asked a girl out to the prom, and she said yes. Then she came back and said she couldn't make it to the prom because she has other plans. My bro said no worries, we can hang out some other time. The girl replied, "I dunno if I can do that- I don't know what my boyfriend will think of that."

Lol. You guys and gals. :rolleyes: Single and proud of it.
DX

[Bodzilla]

I'm looking at another girl right now, who's pretty intelligent and isn't uncomfortable expressing her opinion - Especially the fact that she hates that her boyfriend keeps inviting her over just so she can watch him play Resident Evil 4... I think I've got a pretty decent chance of stealing her. However, she's not really my first choice. I'm still trying to win the other girl over, we've got a ton in common that just can't be overlooked, so I'm hoping that I'll be able to steal her from her boyfriend.

Being a nice guy kicks ass. I haven't had a girl I've gotten to talking with not display some sign of attraction :D
you aren't a nice guy if your trying to woo over other peoples women.

Bro's B4 Hoes man.
Keep to the code, dont be a chode.

[n00b1n8R]

you aren't a nice guy if your trying to woo over other peoples women.

Bro's B4 Hoes man.
Keep to the code, dont be a chode.
Who said they were bro's though.

[ExAm]

In both cases I'd be wresting the girl from a neglectful boyfriend.

[Bodzilla]

do they have a slong?

Bro.

[rossmum]

If they're fucking assholes then why not?

[n00b1n8R]

If they're fucking assholes then why not?
qft

[Mass]

In both cases I'd be wresting the girl from a neglectful boyfriend.
The boyfriend is bad from your point of view. If they really are being assholes than let her come to you.

I gurantee that hitting on someone else's girlfriend is a good way to get your ass beat.

[ICEE]

The boyfriend is bad from your point of view. If they really are being assholes than let her come to you.

I gurantee that hitting on someone else's girlfriend is a good way to get your ass beat.


Wisdom. If she trusts you, the scorned girl will come to you with your problems.

[n00b1n8R]

n, some of us have standards. For others dignity goes out the window (Ross). And even others fall for the same tricks (Atty). Oh, and there is always past temptations (Snaf).

Did I miss anyone?
U :downs:

[Hotrod]

You know, we should get the girls on here to create a thread with "tips" for us, so us guys don't make a fool of ourselves, and don't lose the chance of getting the girl we like/love, and don't have to figure it all ourselves.

[blind]

A progress meter and graph? That sounds interesting. I feel sorry for you man, the thing is, I never got to ask her out, her friend (also my friend) told me that she liked somebody else, so our situation is kind of different.
Weasle your way in, that always workssss
orrrrrrrrr call her a stupid nickname that she hates.. i had an eventful night with girls :rolleyes:

[rossmum]

n, some of us have standards. For others dignity goes out the window (Ross). And even others fall for the same tricks (Atty). Oh, and there is always past temptations (Snaf).

Did I miss anyone?
shut up i have standards

[Bodzilla]

If they're fucking assholes then why not?
Because that makes you no better then them.

dont try and nudge or force people apart for your own gain. Let her figure it out on her own, and if she never does you wouldnt have wanted her anyway.

[rossmum]

Fair point, but unfortunately some people are shit judges of character and can't help themselves. I know this from personal experience. :|

[n00b1n8R]

What's unfathomable about their love of chocolate. :S

[n00b1n8R]

Horse shit.
Still, if even half that amount of bullshit is required, I think I'll pull a Boba.

Teek, you doing anything tonight?

[Apoc4lypse]

become good friends with the girl you have a crush on

negatory, cuz I suck at talking to people in general, esp girls cuz i dont understand them... I kno they like gentlemen and nice guys thats about it.. so I try to be nice, but I never get shit from any of them ever. Mostly just small talk, rarely a conversation, idk... I'm blank as hell when it comes to talking to them, they always talk about shit thats going on with them, that I usually know nothing about, how the fuck am I supposed to have a convo with them when thats all they talk about. Occasionally though I have small talk with em about random stuff thats about it... I think my main problem is I just don't understand most people in general... fuken frustrating as hell. :confused2:

[n00b1n8R]

How to get a BF and keep him in 3 easy steps:
Get to know your victim target (only important if your after a serious relationship/he has some standerds).
Ask him out.
Lots of sex.:mysterysolved:

[Jay2645]

As for Noob, I'm sorry buddy, but, if you don't put in the effort, you don't get results.


negatory, cuz I suck at talking to people in general, esp girls cuz i dont understand them... I kno they like gentlemen and nice guys thats about it.. so I try to be nice, but I never get shit from any of them ever. Mostly just small talk, rarely a conversation, idk... I'm blank as hell when it comes to talking to them, they always talk about shit thats going on with them, that I usually know nothing about, how the fuck am I supposed to have a convo with them when thats all they talk about. Occasionally though I have small talk with em about random stuff thats about it... I think my main problem is I just don't understand most people in general... fuken frustrating as hell. :confused2:
Hmm... Well, you have to find someone you're comfortable with. It could take a while to find the right person. It took me 15 3/4 years before I finally fell in love with someone.
Granted, most of that time, I thought that girls had cooties, but that's beside the point.

EDIT:
I'll go more in-depth than Noob just did about boys when my fingers stop hurting. I think it's time for me to go to bed anyway.

[n00b1n8R]

Wait, I just paid attention to Jay's post.

Your GF found that picture of you crossdressing sexy?
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-barf.gif

[rossmum]

Sorry but nein. As aggy said, some of us have standards :). Also, to me, doing that (kissing just b/c) is kind of like false advertising, as girls could take it the wrong way lol
/agree.

I wouldn't go around snogging randoms just because they look half decent.

[Llama Juice]

negatory, cuz I suck at talking to people in general, esp girls cuz i dont understand them... I kno they like gentlemen and nice guys thats about it.. so I try to be nice, but I never get shit from any of them ever. Mostly just small talk, rarely a conversation, idk... I'm blank as hell when it comes to talking to them, they always talk about shit thats going on with them, that I usually know nothing about, how the fuck am I supposed to have a convo with them when thats all they talk about. Occasionally though I have small talk with em about random stuff thats about it... I think my main problem is I just don't understand most people in general... fuken frustrating as hell. :confused2:

Just get a level 50 in Halo. If you're already a 50 drop it down to like a 48 and tell her that you did it for her.... she'll come around.

And more seriously..... as spot on as Jay sounds with all his jargon I'm going to have to quote the Nice Guy's Finish Last piece that I found like five years ago... and has always... ALWAYS played out true for me.

spoiler tags so I don't stretch the page like crazy


NICE GUYS FINISH LAST

By: Garrett Hols
It’s amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT’S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they’re after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn’t want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don’t realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don’t see it for some reason or another. They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they can tell their sad story to about their asshole boyfriend.

But the nice guy isn’t THAT naïve. He was trying to score with the girl he listens to all along. The problem is that since he is a nice guy he keeps listening. Since girls get attached to things that pay attention to them, they think of the nice guy as a friend. A FRIEND. They don’t say, “Oh he’s hot” or “I want to have his children” about the nice guy, they just want the emotional support. When they get the emotional support from the nice guy, they don’t need it from the asshole. The nice guy gets the shit end of the stick while the asshole gets all the action. I am starting to wonder if being a nice guy is really the route to take to get action… I have been down this path for all of my post-pubescent life and it has gotten me NOWHERE… at least not in the women department.

Perhaps another reason why girls fall for the asshole is because assholes ignore the girl they are with. The women wonder, “Why isn’t he paying attention to me?” so they explore why. They poke and prod and get closer to the asshole. They start to get easier with each attempt to get closer. The asshole finally says, “I’ve let this beauty dangle long enough, time to boat this bass”. It is then he puts on his charade and the girl feels like she has won him… even thought all she has won is an asshole.

Once you have gone down the path as a nice guy or a “listener” you can’t turn back. The girl will always go after the assholes because there are always nice guys there to listen. Once you realize that you are a “listener” you cant do anything about it… just pack up and close shop. There is no way you will get into her pants… ever. There is and never will be a situation where the nice guy will get the girl he has a crush on. It just doesn’t work like that. The girl wont “come to her senses” and realize what an asshole her boyfriend is like in the movies… instead she will just go after another asshole, and unless you stop being a nice guy, she will never go after you. Women complain that there are no nice guys in the world. Right. They are obviously not looking hard enough because there are nice guys EVERYWHERE!!!! Girls aren’t looking for nice guys… they say they are but they’re not. They are looking for the perfect asshole, but there is NO SUCH THING as the perfect asshole.

All in all, the nice guy gets the shaft. To all the girls out there with boyfriends that don’t treat you with respect, that don’t listen to you, and that don’t care about you I say this; look next to you. The guy that has been standing next to you the whole time is the guy you have been looking for. He is what you want your asshole to be like. He knows more about you than you know about yourself… because he has listened to it all.

This was originally posted on some freewebs page ages back... figured it'd go down eventually so I mirrored it on my website... www.llamajuice.com/niceguy.htm (http://www.llamajuice.com/niceguy.htm)

[rossmum]

quote
And don't we know it all too well. I, for one, have been shafted for about 4 or 5 complete asshats in my time, including but not limited to: a chronic cheater, a chronic liar, and a chronic... dumper?

:suicide:

I swear to God, you take perfect care of them and treat them great, then they ditch you for the first prick to show up. Freaks. http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-argh.gif

No offence meant to the wimminz here as they are clearly rare jewels amongst their kind.

[Kornman00]

idk, lightning is quite the arse :-3

[Hotrod]

You know, I really hate it when the internet is right about this stuff, it makes me feel like an idiot.

[ExAm]

spoiler tags so I don't stretch the page like crazy


This was originally posted on some freewebs page ages back... figured it'd go down eventually so I mirrored it on my website... www.llamajuice.com/niceguy.htm (http://www.llamajuice.com/niceguy.htm)I wish I hadn't read that. I wish you hadn't posted that.

[Hotrod]

I wish I hadn't read that. I wish you hadn't posted that.

Because you know it's true?

[UrKungFuSux]

I've never seen that "asshole thing" work with girls except for in movies.
All the relationships I've seen are if the guy acts totally cool towards the girl. (Cool as in polite, friendly, etc.)

[rossmum]

How do you think the asshole ropes them in the first place? I know someone who thought a mutual (former) friend was a lovely guy, until she discovered what a complete twat he was (largely thanks to me, actually).

[blind]

They poke and prod and get closer to the asshole.
lol.
But yeah, you have to be kind of a dick sometimes. It works.