p0lar_bear
April 6th, 2008, 12:27 AM
For anyone who hadn't seen the screencap in Con's signature:
It's the product of playing an hour-long CTF game on BG. Stalemate, anyone?
Now this is a story all about how
My cap got flipped-turned upside-down.
And I'd like to take a minute, keep your voices low,
I'll tell you how I got killed in Blood Gulch on Halo.
From upper red base, respawned and raised.
By the sniper is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin, snipin' all cool,
Headshotting kids who thought that they ruled.
When a coupla blues, they were up to no good,
Out to cause some trouble in my neighborhood!
I took one little bullet and I got scared
'Till a teammate tossed a frag and blew them into the air.
I whistled for a 'hog, and when it came near,
the driver's name was "FRESH" and there was a passenger there.
If anything, I could say that this jeep was ace,
So I hopped on the gun; "YO HOLMES, TO BLUE BASE!"
I pulled up the base 'bout 7 or 8
And I yelled the to driver "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER!"
Looked at my kingdom, I was right at the flag,
Until I got fuelrodded by some blue fag.
It's the product of playing an hour-long CTF game on BG. Stalemate, anyone?
Now this is a story all about how
My cap got flipped-turned upside-down.
And I'd like to take a minute, keep your voices low,
I'll tell you how I got killed in Blood Gulch on Halo.
From upper red base, respawned and raised.
By the sniper is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, maxin, snipin' all cool,
Headshotting kids who thought that they ruled.
When a coupla blues, they were up to no good,
Out to cause some trouble in my neighborhood!
I took one little bullet and I got scared
'Till a teammate tossed a frag and blew them into the air.
I whistled for a 'hog, and when it came near,
the driver's name was "FRESH" and there was a passenger there.
If anything, I could say that this jeep was ace,
So I hopped on the gun; "YO HOLMES, TO BLUE BASE!"
I pulled up the base 'bout 7 or 8
And I yelled the to driver "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER!"
Looked at my kingdom, I was right at the flag,
Until I got fuelrodded by some blue fag.