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rossmum
February 4th, 2007, 05:36 AM
Kinda like Risk for idiots. :eyesroll:

http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/dice/dice.html

The AI is a fucking bitch to beat, and the game rockets along so fast that until one territory starts dominating over everyone else, it's hard to keep track of what exactly is going on. Pretty cool though, and you can choose the number of players and the starting positions.

Light green is quite plainly Dr. Tran in disguise. He got a foothold early on (fucking Blitzkrieg, I tell you) and started handing out the HOT AMERICAN DICKINGS.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/rossmum/Clipboard01-1.jpg
About a third of the way through, and green already has everyone pretty much assfucked.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/rossmum/Clipboard02.jpg
...In fact, I almost get wiped out more than once.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/rossmum/Clipboard03-1.jpg
Blue's on the rebound.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/rossmum/Clipboard04-1.jpg
...Or not.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/rossmum/Clipboard05-1.jpg
Beat the fuck down. :(

Reminds me of EE4 (I have the demo), except with less bastardly backstabbing and mass loltillery attacks on my part and more hot dickings.

EDIT - I win. Started screencapping about halfway through.
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/rossmum/Clipboard01-3.jpg
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/rossmum/Clipboard02-1.jpg
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/rossmum/Clipboard03-2.jpg
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/rossmum/Clipboard04-2.jpg
Limited
February 4th, 2007, 08:45 AM
:D Nice work

I remember playing this some time ago and i got owned like crazy =\ lol

Ill give it ago again.

Edit

Hmm yah I kinda have it good, I try to build a good empire before attacking.

http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/781/omgnk7.th.jpg (http://img250.imageshack.us/my.php?image=omgnk7.jpg)

Yellow has a MASSIVE empire lol

Ow yellows are getting owned and im winning

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/8017/hahaye0.th.jpg (http://img263.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hahaye0.jpg)


This game started out with 8 players lol

I give up when ever I try to take green, i take them but then they take me back again and this keeps happening :D

I win as I have more pile tho :O

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/1350/drawnq8.th.jpg (http://img401.imageshack.us/my.php?image=drawnq8.jpg)
PlasbianX
February 4th, 2007, 11:16 AM
I win.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a31/plasbianx/amazing.jpg

First try too :)
Limited
February 4th, 2007, 12:00 PM
wtf h4x ^^

How many did you play, 2 playerS?

Edit

Haha I just won :D:D

This was with 5 players
http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/8690/winbw9.th.jpg (http://img235.imageshack.us/my.php?image=winbw9.jpg)
CN3089
February 4th, 2007, 12:45 PM
It gets easier the more players there are, 9mm.

Won with 7 over here.
ExAm
February 4th, 2007, 03:35 PM
UR DUM. I WIN.
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/4482/picture14ru4.png
Kinda reminds me of the final moments of Kurt. 'Cept this time he's not a spartan with a nuclear mine.
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
February 4th, 2007, 05:42 PM
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/1292/owneddicetz1.jpg


Owned as well.
k4is3rxkh40s
February 4th, 2007, 05:47 PM
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8772/diceownjw8.jpg

First try with 5 opponents @.@
rossmum
February 4th, 2007, 11:57 PM
*feels inadequate*

JUST YOU WAIT I'LL WIN SOME MORE LATER D:
Btd69
February 5th, 2007, 01:57 AM
I swear, i'm never showing you, snaf, or penguin anything ever again *points to dr. tran*
WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ
February 5th, 2007, 02:22 AM
*feels inadequate*

JUST YOU WAIT I'LL WIN SOME MORE LATER D:Owned. :P
rossmum
February 5th, 2007, 03:42 AM
I swear, i'm never showing you, snaf, or penguin anything ever again *points to dr. tran*
Oh, I saw that ages ago. I just found it infinitely more funny the second time around :p
n00b1n8R
February 5th, 2007, 04:01 AM
lolpwndtbh

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l183/n00b1n8R/lolpwnd.jpg

and it was looking so good :_(
but i got some really shitty rolls

I CLAIM FIRST GAME ITIS
n00b out

ps. anybody want to explain how you tell how many dice you'll get at the end of round? (i think it has something to do with your attacking damage >.>)
PlasbianX
February 5th, 2007, 08:20 PM
Its easier with only 1 other person. I demand to see this a multiplayer game!
rossmum
February 5th, 2007, 08:51 PM
My win was with 3. With any more, the AI wipes the floor with me :(
n00b1n8R
February 6th, 2007, 12:35 AM
my 2nd game went a little like this.

the map looked ok, so i took it.
however my turn was last so by the time i started i was reduced to 1 square with 3 dice.

captured a few and gradually made my way to a more secure location.

came 3rd >>
n00b out
ChickenShyt
February 7th, 2007, 07:02 PM
I won, with 7. http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/9034/dicewarsdu2.jpg
DaneO'Roo
February 7th, 2007, 07:45 PM
Win, 8 players only my 4th time playing too :P

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1527/startnf4.jpg
Start

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/9601/iwinmn7.jpg
Finish :)
n00b1n8R
February 8th, 2007, 02:03 AM
GTFO IE user >:U
rossmum
February 8th, 2007, 02:13 AM
IE6 for the win, as far as I'm concerned. Fuck Firefox, fuck opera, fuck IE7... I'm sick of this browser fanboy bullshit, IE6 does what I need it to perfectly fine and I see no reason whatsoever to change. The only reason I even have FF is to check if transparent .PNGs work.

Please, no browser wars in here.
n00b1n8R
February 8th, 2007, 03:46 AM
W/E

i think i'll change my avitar to a dancing DR. Zoidberg soon with the custom title "bringing smexy back"
ChickenShyt
February 8th, 2007, 07:50 PM
I played with 8 people; it took me two tries. Second try I raped. http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/3032/dicewars8peoplefs2.jpg
n00b1n8R
February 8th, 2007, 11:29 PM
get out show off :(