Incest is best!

[Aerowyn]

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23496488-5001021,00.html (http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23494958-5001028,00.html)


BREAKING: Incredible transcript of a South Australian court hearing at which the father and daughter who had a child together were found guilty of incest. It reveals that the couple had another child together, which died.

A SOUTH Australian father and daughter have revealed they are a couple, and have had a child together.
John and Jenny Deaves reunited 30 years after Mr Deaves separated from Jenny's mother.

Jenny was 31 and just two weeks after meeting, father and daughter had sex.

"John and I are in this relationship as consenting adults," Mrs Deaves told the Nine Network's 60 Minutes tonight.

"We are just asking for a little bit of respect and understanding."

Their nine-month-old daughter Celeste, shown on TV, appears fit and healthy.

Mrs Deaves said soon after reuniting with her father she began to see him as a man first and her father second.

"I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he's not too bad," she said.

"Like you might look at a man across the bar at a nightclub."

Mrs Deaves brought two children, Samantha and Alex, into the relationship after splitting from her former partner.

Mr Deaves admitted that he "initially" thought having sex with his daughter was wrong.

"Emotions take over, as people no doubt realise, there are times during your life where emotions do rule the heart, it rules the head," he said.

"I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what."

Mrs Deaves said the physical relationship with her father was like "a sexual relationship with any other man".

For Mr Deaves the sexual relationship was "absolutely fantastic".

A South Australian police media spokesman said "the couple is being monitored".Somehow, I think "ew" just won't cut it.

[Zeph]

*gouges eyes*

[Pooky]

Why would they have gone public about it :l

[JDMFSeanP]

At least they have good sex.

GO TEAM

[Dr Nick]

Why would they have gone public about it :l
Because they're just as serious as all the other attention whores out there.

[Emmzee]

Fucking swamp people...

[PlasbianX]

Hey, your dad is your grandpa!


:D

[il Duce Primo]

I feel bad for the baby. Just wow! That is weird. But look at them, you can tell why she had sex with her dad.:fail:

[Phopojijo]

Well, they say girls like to marry people like their fathers...

I guess she took it literally o.o

[ICEE]

God how sickening is that. Poor child of taboo, what kind of a life is that little girl going to have? Even if she isn't mentally defective shes probably going to have some serious psychological issues. If she ISN'T bothered by the fact that her father is also her grandpa, then she has even worse issues because that knowledge should fuck with any healthy persons mind.

[Llama Juice]

This girl in my highschool... well

Her mom and dad had her.... when her mom split from her dad... the mom started hitting on the dad's dad..... (the girls grandfather)

The mom and grandfather had a kid... so that initial girl I was talking about.... her brother is also her uncle.............. She got made fun of for it so much in school... she ended up moving away.. leaving her crazy mom behind

[Aerowyn]

First post edited... there's an update to the story. :gonk:

[paladin]

Sick...

[Phopojijo]

Oh awesome... infant mortality is always a good way to liven up a thread 9.9

[ICEE]

The first one died.. thats a sign to just give up

[ultama121]

This has rendered me speechless...

[Aerowyn]

I just don't get how a man could look at his daughter and REALLY think "Shit... I'd hit that."

Especially seeing as they're both ugly as fucking sin.

I feel SO bad for the child. Forget school for her--it'll be ridicule for the rest of her life.

[PenGuin1362]

Well, they say girls like to marry people like their fathers...

I guess she took it literally o.o

They took Sigmund Freud's theory and turned into a proven fact >_<

[Random]

... sup family web

[Boba]

Man, if chicks can marry their dads, ross doesn't have any hope at all. :fail:

[Random]

Man, if chicks can marry their dads, ross doesn't have any hope at all. :fail:

Oh but his uncle loves him very much.

[DaneO'Roo]

Ha, seen this on tv last night. I was like "NAAAAAAAAAAH"

[leorimolo]

*gouges eyes*

*Leaves Thebes

[Aerowyn]

I was like "NAAAAAAAAAAH"

eQZAypMOcyQ

[Kornman00]

oh

my

goish

[paladin]

I can't stop laughing, Im gonna have a heart attack. I'll make sure you get the hospital bill...

[Bodzilla]

i always knew those god dam South australians where trouble.

What
the
fuck.

[n00b1n8R]

Fucking swamp people...
Protip; comparing South Australia (which is a state) to North Queensland is like comparing California to Collarado.

Why would they have gone public about it :l
Sixty minutes is just a stupid show that everybody claims to hate but which never seems to go off the air. Their reporters have almost as much journalistic ethics as a writer for a celebrity magazine.

Honestly, I don't see the big deal. If they both love each other, and the child is fine and safe, why does it matter?

[Bodzilla]

n00b wtf seriously >_<

[DaneO'Roo]

eQZAypMOcyQ

Holy FUCK I just laughed my guts up XD

Dude

I can't even say anything I'm just speechless :lol:

otherwords:

+rep!

gmmmmmffttNAAAAAAH

oh christ I'm not lettin that one go for a LONG time.


Also n00b stop gawking at your cousins wierdo :v






*e* aaaaaaaaaah I'm still laughing xD

[Kornman00]

Honestly, I don't see the big deal. If they both love each other, and the child is fine and safe, why does it matter?
I really have to agree. If it weren't for things like the bible and such, this whole idea of it being 'wrong' wouldn't really exist. Society really needs to learn that all these rules that we live by are starting to be phased out.

And really, do you really think any other man would want her? She isn't a fashion model...

e: not saying I support incest, just I really don't consider it mine, or anyone else's business. Worry about yourselves assholes!

[Bodzilla]

I dont hate it on those grounds KM, it's just a horrible thing to do to humans as a species.
in-breeding significantly weakens the genepools and has some really weird adverse and worrying side effects.

and the last thing i want is to have these sorts of genes swimming around in my gene pool knowing full well that i'll be paying the health care for all the kids with various disease's and disability's because the parents didnt know how to attract other people.
i pay enough in tax's already to jobless bogans YES THAT MEANS YOU DANE and i dont want to be paying it to inbreed kids with health problems.

i Still thinks it's disgusting, as it breaks some fundamental rules about a farther daughter relationship but i came to those ideas and morals on my own.
i'm firmly against people marrying people when they have like 30 years between their ages, and this is the next worse step then that.

to me it's just a different kind of pedophilia.

[Pooky]

Worry about yourselves assholes!

Thats what I was saying D:

Also, while I'm certainly not in support of organized religion... the fact that its getting phased out also means people are starting to get amoral to the point of frustration. Ever had to listen to a bunch of high school kids laugh like cavemen at the sight of someone getting kicked on the floor?

Some of those rules might not really have been a bad thing :\

[Bodzilla]

but people dont need fucking religion to learn them. Jesus christ pooky, all you need is a decent fucking parent.

worked for me, i've always stuck up for other people, it's one of the reasons i became friends with Dano.

you dont need these rules and boundary's and the threats of ever lasting pain and torment, all you need is a parent to teach the kid about respect, tolerance, Pity and empathy.
It's all these self obsessed fucks, bullshit laws and beaurocratic Bullshit thats fucked everything up.

GB2Parenting for gods sake.

[Pooky]

but people dont need fucking religion to learn them. Jesus christ pooky, all you need is a decent fucking parent.

worked for me, i've always stuck up for other people, it's one of the reasons i became friends with Dano.

you dont need these rules and boundary's and the threats of ever lasting pain and torment, all you need is a parent to teach the kid about respect, tolerance, Pity and empathy.
It's all these self obsessed fucks, bullshit laws and beaurocratic Bullshit thats fucked everything up.

GB2Parenting for gods sake.

Just because that's true doesn't mean parents are doing it D:

Never accuse humans of being smart

[Bodzilla]

then fucking shoot the stupid people and eat them.

honestly. They've earned it.

Fucking De-Evolution!

[Llama Juice]

Honestly, I don't see the big deal. If they both love each other, and the child is fine and safe, why does it matter?

AS SOON AS THEY LEGALIZE MARRYING YOUR FAMILY, WHAT'S NEXT? MARRYING A DOG?! Whoa... someone thinking outside the box... omfg +rep


And really, do you really think any other man would want her? She isn't a fashion model...

Way to be shallow Korn.

Of course I don't agree with their behavior... just... it's kinda funny to see people like korn just hate on her looks. Shit, the girl I'm chasing isn't a 10 at all.... prolly more like a 5 or 6 but... she's epic so... that outweighs the looks.

I guess my main thing with this is that you kids are all taking it as the dad walked up to her said "Hey daughter, wanna have sex BECAUSE it's wrong?" rather than them actually forming a relationship first. I doubt the dad was around growing up and so she can't really think of him as a father figure...

Again... I'm not trying to argue for incest here... just trying to combat close mindedness

[Reaper Man]

*Leaves Thebes
I see what you did thar :downs:

Well, they say girls like to marry people like their fathers...

I guess she took it literally o.o
Yes, Oedipus complex.

[Kornman00]

Way to be shallow Korn.

Of course I don't agree with their behavior... just... it's kinda funny to see people like korn just hate on her looks.
It was a joke. Sorry, I forgot the ':P' :|. Don't remember saying anything about hate either...but old did come to mind.


the fact that its getting phased out also means people are starting to get amoral to the point of frustration. Ever had to listen to a bunch of high school kids laugh like cavemen at the sight of someone getting kicked on the floor?
Only In America™. Overall, parenting is just flat out horrible in America :/...

[ICEE]

If parenting is so bad in America how come these two Aussies are having sex with their own families? Bad parenting is everywhere KM. And to the people who are saying that theres nothing wrong with it because they love each other, think about this: They are fucking up their gene pool for certain, just like Bodzilla said, but if people aren't disgusted by it then it will be thought of as less taboo. If people get used to the idea of incest and start having sex with their family members, thats a lot of fucked up gene pools. What would you do if you had kids with a woman and then found out that her mom was also her grandma? Now your kids could be fucked over by a weakened gene pool too. This is the sort of shit that needs to be kept under control, because if you think about it, it has the potential to be very dangerous to the human race. in a few hundred years or so but still

[fatso784]

Oedipus complex.

^Exactly.

[Classicthunder]

Wow I like how Korn manages to try to turn a thread about Aussie's being sick into America sucks, having fun going out of your way to dis America.

Anyways as I don't know a lot about these people I'm not going to pass and judgment on them. If they had a normal family relationship then this if fucked up. If the daughter only saw the father once every 5 years then he isn't a mentor like a father's supposed to be and more like a stranger. The story is obviously going to be dramatized for publicity.

[Pooky]

Wow I like how Korn manages to try to turn a thread about Aussie's being sick into America sucks, having fun going out of your way to dis America.

He doesn't have to go out of his way to dis America, it provides all the material to dis itself.


then fucking shoot the stupid people and eat them.

honestly. They've earned it.

Fucking De-Evolution!

Oh how I wish we could, but that would be a holy crusade spanning the entire planet. Then all the smart people would have to actually have sex in order to repopulate Earth.

[Amit]

At least they have good sex.

GO TEAM

Says the guy who has a night table fucking another night table in his avatar.


I just don't get how a man could look at his daughter and REALLY think "Shit... I'd hit that."

Especially seeing as they're both ugly as fucking sin.

I feel SO bad for the child. Forget school for her--it'll be ridicule for the rest of her life.

That guy is fucking old...how could a dirt bag like him do that, and a whore like her....WITH 2 FUCKING CHILDREN see him that way.


Wow I like how Korn manages to try to turn a thread about Aussie's being sick into America sucks, having fun going out of your way to dis America.

He hasn't gone out of his way to do it, just he's pointed it out. And reasons below will also explain. Stop trying to make the thread go off-topic with your accusations.

Props on the extra effort with the trademark, KM00.


He doesn't have to go out of his way to dis America, it provides all the material to dis itself.

Precisely.


Then all the smart people would have to actually have sex in order to repopulate Earth.

Well we seem to have quite a bit of both. Would you rather have fucktarded people fucking their immediate family and inbreeding the world to hell?

I was just eating chocolate pudding and I think I'm about to head to the bathroom to regurgitate it.:(

Seriously, before you go telling the world you fucked your dad/daughter, make sure you're not ugly as fuck. You'll get better negative shit if you're good looking than if you're not. Otherwise you just end up in a downright bad situation. Well the whole thing was a bad situation since the girl was born out of her mother's vagina. I wonder if the father looked at the baby and said, "I'm gonna fuck my daughter one day.:rolleyes:"

[Con]

This is news worthy?

[Amit]

This is news worthy?

What do you got over in B.C.?

[Classicthunder]

No

[Con]

What do you got over in B.C.?

*checks front page*

3 children found slain in Merritt
Man apparently killed kids in home then took his own life; mom survives

*shrug*

[Pooky]

Cause that's news worthy :\

[Amit]

*checks front page*

3 children found slain in Merritt
Man apparently killed kids in home then took his own life; mom survives

*shrug*

*Shrug* Shit like that happens all over Canada now. Scary, but nothing new. Just slight variations of who gets killed.

[Pooky]

Honestly that crap shouldn't even be news, it's just put on there to keep people scared.

Cause how the fuck is it going to affect me that some family played too much FF7.

[ICEE]

Honestly that crap shouldn't even be news, it's just put on there to keep people scared.

Cause how the fuck is it going to affect me that some family played too much FF7.

/jack thompson

How does FF7 advocate slaughtering your children?

[Amit]

Honestly that crap shouldn't even be news, it's just put on there to keep people scared.

Why not? News is news. People killed? It's news. How do you know it's just there to scare people? So a family got killed just to scare a few people.


Cause how the fuck is it going to affect me that some family played too much FF7.

That's quite disrespectful towards the family.

[Pooky]

Why not? News is news. People killed? It's news. How do you know it's just there to scare people? So a family got killed just to scare a few people.

That's idiotic, I'm pretty sure you know what I meant.


That's quite disrespectful towards the family.

They don't sound like they deserve respect, quite frankly.

/jack thompson

How does FF7 advocate slaughtering your children?
it was an emo joke.

[Amit]

That's idiotic, I'm pretty sure you know what I meant.

Please clarify because I don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about.



They don't sound like they deserve respect, quite frankly.

Well it was just the father who killed everyone, right?


it was an emo joke.

You gotta be careful. A lot of people don't see the joke in the emo.

[Pooky]

Please clarify because I don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about.

I'm saying, a guy murdered his family then An Hero'd. Thats a terrible tragedy, shouldn't have happened. But why the fuck should I care? In what what do I benefit from knowing this? All hearing this kind of news does to people is make them depressed and scared.

However, I'm not here to derail this thread by discussing morality with you, and I'm likely to get flamed for my unorthodox opinions at any rate.

[Amit]

What does An Hero'd mean?

And you've sidetracked this thread for long enough.

Incest...get over it...don't do it again.

[Pooky]

I didn't really use it properly, but it means committing suicide for a stupid reason iirc.

[Amit]

I didn't really use it properly, but it means committing suicide for a stupid reason iirc.

Ahh.

[legionaire45]

"An Hero" refers to some dumbass myspace user who commited suicide and the ensuing lulz that resulted from his dumbshit friend's grammar. "He was an inspiration, an hero" is the quote (or similar to it) IIRC.

As for the topic of this thread; I'm a very scientific person and while it's nice and all that they have a good relationship, having a child like that could have terrible consequences on later generations - whatever children that the current kid has could be horrifically deformed or retarded and I think it's selfish that they are having children. Sure, if they want to have a relationship then that is fine, but when later generations are going to suffer as a result of them having sex is when I draw the line.

[Dr Nick]

I completely agree with Legionaire.

But only because if I ever have children, I don't want them paying taxes to support people with problems caused by their grandparents, great grandparents, etc being related in more than one way.


Also,
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/6b/Annhiro.jpg

What the fuck you call me for?

[DaneO'Roo]

^
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Jloveb

oh dear.

[m13120]

*gouges eyes*

Oh God the prophecy!

x.x

[Kornman00]

Wow I like how Korn manages to try to turn a thread about Aussie's being sick into America sucks, having fun going out of your way to dis America.
Last I checked, this thread is about incest. Nice try though, trying to "turn the wheel" back towards Australia [/sarcasm].

[rossmum]

Wow I like how Korn manages to try to turn a thread about Aussie's being sick into America sucks, having fun going out of your way to dis America.

Anyways as I don't know a lot about these people I'm not going to pass and judgment on them. If they had a normal family relationship then this if fucked up. If the daughter only saw the father once every 5 years then he isn't a mentor like a father's supposed to be and more like a stranger. The story is obviously going to be dramatized for publicity.
Yeah because obviously all Australians engage in incest. I mean, nothing like that ever happens anywhere outside Australia. Especially not America.

Right?

:downs:

[n00b1n8R]

It was a joke. Sorry, I forgot the ':P' :|. Don't remember saying anything about hate either...but old did come to mind.


Only In America™. Overall, parenting is just flat out horrible in America the world over :/...
ftfy. :/

Also, epic logicz ~32 - 37.

[TeeKup]

This is my conclusion.

The majority of stupid people live in america, some stupid people live else where (such as these in-breeding idiots).

And then there are the gays, who are quite content with themselves and prefer not to get into any trouble or affairs. Therefore we are technically superior.*nod*

/thread

[rossmum]

Oh, everywhere has its stupid people, and lots of them. It's just that the American ones are louder, basically.

[TeeKup]

Oh, everywhere has its stupid people, and lots of them. It's just that the American ones are louder, basically.

True, very true.

[Kornman00]

Oh, everywhere has its stupid people, and lots of them. It's just that the American ones are louder, basically.
too true. Especially the morons who bang fucking cow bells or some other retarded shit at football games. That just screams "huuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrr, I'ma durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"



Overall, parenting is just flat out horrible in America the world over :/...ftfy. :/

Also, epic logicz ~32 - 37.
you fail at ftfuing, l2english

[ICEE]

This is my conclusion.

The majority of stupid people live in america, some stupid people live else where (such as these in-breeding idiots).

And then there are the gays, who are quite content with themselves and prefer not to get into any trouble or affairs. Therefore we are technically superior.*nod*

/thread


There are no stupid gay people? Well then how do you explain THIS MAN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfAuJAx3iVY&feature=related

[m13120]

There are no stupid gay people? Well then how do you explain THIS MAN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfAuJAx3iVY&feature=related

...:fail:
I mean come on, who doesn't like Edy's ice cream?
One of the best examples ever..and so many more in the videos that he has uploaded.

[n00b1n8R]

you fail at ftfuing, l2english
n u.

[t3h m00kz]

I didn't expect this to be too bad.

Then I saw pictures.

OH GOD

[Bodzilla]

This is my conclusion.

The majority of stupid people live in america, some stupid people live else where (such as these in-breeding idiots).

And then there are the gays, who are quite content with themselves and prefer not to get into any trouble or affairs. Therefore we are technically superior.*nod*

/thread
how bout we dump all the gay people off on an island, and then come back in a hundred years and rescue who's left.

:downs:

[Amit]

how bout we dump all the gay people off on an island, and then come back in a hundred years and rescue who's left.

:downs:


Well wouldn't that mean that almost every single person will be dead by then, given the state of the island and long hard years of anal sex? Well unless the guys start fucking the girls after....maybe we can reverse homosexuality altogether! :o

Get real people, this thread is going nowhere.

[Bodzilla]

Way to kill a perfectly good joke.

:fail:

[Kornman00]

But what if they evolve to ensure their survival, and grow uterus's :o

[Bodzilla]

They're called Lesbians KM.

[Pooky]

They're called Lesbians KM.

but they would still have man parts :gonk:

[Agamemnon]

Transgender perhaps? How would you go about that one? Bi-sexual?

[Mass]

how bout we dump all the gay people off on an island, and then come back in a hundred years and rescue who's left.

:downs:
The likelyhoods of pregnancy I was taught in sex ed tell me that large scale artificial insemination would be possible.

Gay orgy first night, save the man juice.
Lesbo orgy next night, use the man juice.

Aside from those statistics being BS, we should be fine.

[Bodzilla]

It's the age old question.

If two Hermaphrodites get it on, is it Homosexual or Heterosexual?

[ICEE]

The likelyhoods of pregnancy I was taught in sex ed tell me that large scale artificial insemination would be possible.

Gay orgy first night, save the man juice.
Lesbo orgy next night, use the man juice.

Aside from those statistics being BS, we should be fine.
Without something to keep the man juice from ... spoiling, things would have to go pretty quick. in other words both orgies at once

[Kornman00]

it is madness :-3

[Agamemnon]

it is madness :-3
wat (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Agamemnon582bc/Comic/SPARTAAA.jpg)

[Bodzilla]

HAHAHA!

:beyondAwesome:

[Amit]

Way to kill a perfectly good joke.

:fail:

Hey, it's what I do. I'm the oppressor. Get back to work!

[n00b1n8R]

It's the age old question.

If two Hermaphrodites get it on, is it Homosexual or Heterosexual?
Depends which way they do it. :awesome:

[Amit]

Depends which way they do it. :awesome:

Ahh...I see what you did thar.

[rossmum]

This is such a wonderful, informative thread.

[Bodzilla]

This is such a wonderful, informative thread.
I agree.

this needs to be stickied :woop:

[TeeKup]

Wow you guys just blew an obvious sarcastic comment totally out of the water.

w2g.