WIP Toilet

[GameGodLazy]

Well first of all i wanna say hi to all of you
some of you already know me on the halomaps forum
those of you who dont know me be prepaired for a flood wave of typo's off topic posts and other thingies

anyway
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1800/wcsemifinalja5.jpg
this is going to be the first selfmade map (just released sp mods before) wich i'm going to release

Behold the almighty toilet

It was intended as a joke (still kinda is) but i really am going to release it
it is meant as a lol map meaning that people laught about it XD
but it has decent game play when it comes to odd ball, king of the hill or slayer.

still need to redo the smooth groups, retile the textures and add a rol of toilet paper as the oddball and redo some of the scenery

also i need to add soem water to the level

the toilet was modeled when i was bored at 1 time and sinds it was modeled i havent touched it much... well getting the open edges fixed but thats all and i'm not going to do that either i have more inportant projects (more serieus)

:lol:

the front banshees are hte campain banshees and are destroyable and when destroyed they stay that way even when they respawn

the 1 on the top is the normal mp banshee those are the only vehicles in the map

it is going to have standard h1 weapon set and biped

hope you all like it

[Patrickssj6]

Hi and <fail>

:fail:

[Hunter]

:O *Rubs eyes*

I'm sure the MC would get stuck in a turd at the bottom of the toilet...

[Disaster]

Rofl. I agree. It's really pointless and it looks no fun. WTF is up with no textures except for the seat?

[SnaFuBAR]

welcome to the forums and please never release that or show it again...

[thehoodedsmack]

What the heck is this? Please don't release it. You can do much better. I hope.

[SFX]

I found this a little funny, but yeah, it's kinda bad. I don't remember who said it, may not have been someone from here, but "It's a good idea never to release your first map; More of a practice/fun map," and this would be more of a fun map.

[LlamaMaster]

I already told you fill it with crap. :awesome:

[Patrickssj6]

I already told you fill it with crap. :awesome:
How about we put you along with halomaps in there instead?

[LlamaMaster]

How about we put you along with halomaps in there instead?
What? Don't be turning your hate on me now...

[Patrickssj6]

I was just kidding...I forgot the smilie :awesome:

or not...

I blame my schizophrenic behaviour...which is apparently British from the looks of it

[SnaFuBAR]

How about we put you along with halomaps in there instead?
that's what he said, isn't it? o.o

[Snowy]

Why the heak is everyone so negative around here? He's obviously new to the scene, and it's obviously not intended to be a masterpiece. There's a lot of people out there that just wish they could have the time to learn what he did.

It just seems like everyone is always really negative if someone new pops up in the forums with a less-then spectacular piece of work. How about you give him some constructive criticism, rather then "Hi welcome. btw you fail"? I mean come on.

[Patrickssj6]

Constructive criticism?

The toilet seat is deformed and overall too low-poly...did you went with a forerunner style? I guess you didn't quite achieve that affect...

I like the levitation properties of the toilet overall. Good job, it gives me the feeling of freedom by shitting in heaven with no ground below. And no, this was totally not a metaphor for god.

[Disaster]

What? Don't be turning your hate on me now...

Yeah! Llama is cool :awesome:.

[Inferno]

Well its not amazing. But its better than most first maps for sure. Even if it contains a lot of toilet humor. XD

[Hunter]

If you do release, do one thing....

well... afew things....

1. Make a GIANT turd at the bottom of it.
2. Put green smoke coming out of the toilet. (Bad smell)
3. Make seat close when someone goes inside. (So they get hit by it or they get stuck :D)
4. Put a kill box at bottom.

5. Make a movie on it, MC dies from falling down shit hole. :)

Nah only kidding, don't release.

[Con]

If you're gonna do a toilet, do the whole bathroom and actually make it gameplay-worthy.

[Zeph]

Some of you people make me facepalm. I actually applaud this guy for going out and making something "unique". You think I want to see another dungeon or castle?

Before you release it, I suggest working on your modeling some more. Google toilets and look at the images. Use those as guides as you work on the scale of the different parts of the toilet and give the curves more polygons. Also, add a "floor" surrounding the toilet. The way you present it makes it look more odd than it probably is.

[SgtBotley]

yeh, before Zeph just posted i was gonna say Kudos for the idea

made me momentarily 'lol'

[Sever]

Google toilets and look at the images.For your own safety, don't do that. For my own safety, I'm not even doing that. Try looking at a hardware store's website - they usually have online catalogs, and usually distribute bathroom hardware. Its a much safer bet.

[Con]

For your own safety, don't do that. For my own safety, I'm not even doing that. Try looking at a hardware store's website - they usually have online catalogs, and usually distribute bathroom hardware. Its a much safer bet.
http://images.google.ca/images?um=1&q=toilet&btnG=Search+Images
Oh I went there
and came back

[Sever]

Yeah, with safe search on... :effort: I personally find it better to search somewhere that is more specific so you won't get extraneous stuff like half of that first page. Finding the proper place to search can be the initial issue, but after that, everything will be right at your fingertips and usually properly organized... Without stuff like this:
http://www.noveltp.com/gallery/images/bite_me_toilet_300.jpg
http://freshome.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/toilet-house2.jpg
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/816/toilet3lu.png

[Con]

n, didn't have it on. l2mind read

[hunterX]

Godzilla might be interested in that........

[paladin]

Pinch a loaf in it... nice job btw.

[GameGodLazy]

lol i can model a lot better just aint so good at at cliffs XD
and i just wanted to release a toilet for the fun
i know it doenst look good but it does look funny
and the toilet itself has a texture applied but just need to tile it so it has a more marmer look to it

i'm actualy a lot better at modeling weapons, bipeds or texturing weapons

and zeph ty for the support but i wanna make it look odd and stuff... well because..... i'm crazy
in a good way :P

just wanted to make a map and release it before i am going away in about 2 months.... then i will be gone for 3 months... but then i will come bakc again!!! XD

i have made some maps before and some looked good but i never released them because at that time i was still learning the understandings of 3ds max 8 and sinds i'm a perfectionist this is probebly the last time you see a bad map like this being released by me XD

so i didnt want to take on a big project if i knew i wasnt going to finish it within the time limit that i have
after i come back i will make a of wich i have drawings on my desk that are mroe then a year old :P

[TeeKup]

Uniqueness does not make up for worthlessness. However that is not the case for all your projects, integrate both uniqueness and gameplay in your next projects.

[p0lar_bear]

Welcome to the forums. I might advise you clean up your posting habits a bit; we have rules in place aimed at preventing posts made of one large run-on sentence. Periods and commas, please.

As is, this map has just about zero gameplay value. In non-vehicle games, whoever is on the tank has the upper hand on everyone on the rest of the map. In vehicle games, there is absolutely nowhere to hide from players in Banshees. The layout is horrible for anything besides Slayer, in which it is barely tolerable.

Do not release this. Expand on it; perhaps make a whole bathroom or something.

[Gamerkd16]

i have made some maps before and some looked good but i never released them because at that time i was still learning the understandings of 3ds max 8 and sinds i'm a perfectionist this is probebly the last time you see a bad map like this being released by me XD
If I remember correctly, you're the one who stole map credit (http://halo.modacity.net/forums/showpost.php?p=141564&postcount=31) from MNC and called it your own (http://halo.modacity.net/forums/showpost.php?p=174920&postcount=58). I certainly hope your mapping methods have changed since then.


those of you who dont know me be prepaired for a flood wave of typo's off topic posts and other thingiesAnd yeah...exactly the things you shouldn't be doing here. This isn't HaloMaps. Stuff like that wont cut it around here. Get firefox and start using that built-in spell checker. :eng101:

[m13120]

those of you who dont know me be prepaired for a flood wave of typo's off topic posts and other thingies

Then be prepared to be flamed and receive infractions.


Get firefox and start using that built-in spell checker. :eng101:

Off topic: I'm just wondering here, is there such a thing as a built-in grammar checker? Since Microsoft Word/Works has somewhat has one, do any web browsers have one?

[Patrickssj6]

Jesus Christ, I'm not even English native and I don't need a build-in grammar checker. Are you guys made out of frozen stupid? I have 4 dictionaries installed for firefox and that's sufficient for me.

Next thing Firefox is going to do is bake you some waffles...[and I don't want any comments on this].

[p0lar_bear]

Jesus Christ, I'm not even English native and I don't need a build-in grammar checker.English is a Germanic language, of course you don't need a grammar check. :eyesroll:

Believe me, some people do need one. Horribly. Better yet, they need on old, bitchy nun from a Catholic private school who teaches English to stand over them and bitchslap them with her ruler every time the letter U stands alone. :v:

[GameGodLazy]

If I remember correctly, you're the one who stole map credit (http://halo.modacity.net/forums/showpost.php?p=141564&postcount=31) from MNC and called it your own (http://halo.modacity.net/forums/showpost.php?p=174920&postcount=58). I certainly hope your mapping methods have changed since then.

i modded his sp map yeah but didnt took credit for it
if you read the readme of the download you would see that i have always credited MNC for his script

he made a sp map out of dangercanyon and i redid it serveral times yeah
so how is that stealing because it was open so it could be modified

anyway did i ever took credit for the map? no i have always said i didnt made the script
well yeah i have put my name on the map because i modded it, redid the ai, introduced new weapons and vehicles to the map and h2 bipeds

i have always given people the proper credit, it isnt my faulth dennis doenst always include the credits to the map info that you can see

[Sel]

I can read his posts fine :/

[Llama Juice]

^^ fluent in noob.

Sure, they're READABLE but... so is my handwriting. It's just annoying to suffer through. You don't cringe every time he says "took credit"? The lack of any capitalization or punctuation is just silly and well, hell you guys can read, you know it's about a fourth grade English level.

[SgtBotley]

i modded his sp map yeah but didnt took credit for it

anyway did i ever took credit for the map? no i have always said i didnt made the script

i think the anal people were going on about general grammar like tenses and common literature decorum.

im one to say such a thing though, i usually make loads of typos form not caring how fast i type. :P

[Pooky]

If I remember correctly, you're the one who stole map credit (http://halo.modacity.net/forums/showpost.php?p=141564&postcount=31) from MNC and called it your own (http://halo.modacity.net/forums/showpost.php?p=174920&postcount=58).


It's an preview of an singleplayer map i'm making.
:lmao:

[GameGodLazy]

lol never noticed that
overlooked that part
and changed it to
a trailer of GHP DG 2

sorry i never pay much attention to the discription of my vids

well besides that mistake i have never token credit for the script just for modding the map

[Corndogman]

you said in the halomaps description that it was a mod of MNCs dangercanyon. or maybe it was the forums. but i remember you saying it.

[Hunter]

I don't use a grammar checker... Just a spell checker which is built in :D

[TeeKup]

How about you guy's stop PMSing about credit and give him proper advice for his next project.

[Hunter]

Make something with game play and not stupidity?

[TeeKup]

I said proper advice, Hunter.

[Heathen]

is there such a thing as a built-in grammar checker?

I have one for Maxthon...

[Hunter]

That is proper advice. Hes made that map to mess around with. So I suggested to make a map with game play...

[TeeKup]

No you suggested making a map that wasn't designed out of stupidity. You didn't give advice or criticism, you out right insulted him. You have improved in you're modeling abilities but that doesn't mean you should attempt to give constructive criticism when you obviously can't.

[Botolf]

Model the innards of the toilet, then it may prove to be interesting. Maybe a button for flushing, which will also activate some cool tank plunger scenery?

[Gamerkd16]

I don't know. A toilet idea is silly. I say say scrap the whole idea and design a better one.

And credit is a major pet peeve of mine. Sorry if I get out of hand about it. I just feel that if people create something and spend their time doing so, they shouldn't have it stolen by someone else without them getting the credit they rightfully deserve.

[Heathen]

Model the innards of the toilet, then it may prove to be interesting. Maybe a button for flushing, which will also activate some cool tank plunger scenery?

That may be asking for alot there. (Gently) Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the blam engine too limited for that to work well (or at all)? Especially online?

[Gamerkd16]

That may be asking for alot there. (Gently) Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the blam engine too limited for that to work well (or at all)? Especially online?
I don't think so. It would just be like a gate with a control. You open the gate, and some machine nearby plays an animation. Seems possible to me. Water level could decrease with a box that lowers and raises that is covered in a water shader.

[Heathen]

Model the innards of the toilet, then it may prove to be interesting. Maybe a button for flushing, which will also activate some cool tank plunger scenery?

I'm wrong
(Apparently) :D

[SnaFuBAR]

lol i can model a lot better
I'd like to see your other work. What you've shown here doesn't convince me one bit. I really do hope you are much better at modeling than this, and I'd like you to show that.

[Pooky]

That may be asking for alot there. (Gently) Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the blam engine too limited for that to work well (or at all)? Especially online?
You're wrong, that shit can be easily synced with biped murdering.

[Sever]

You're wrong, that shit can be easily synced with biped murdering.Every time you take a shit, God kills a Spartan.

[Pooky]

Every time you take a shit, God kills a Spartan.

Spartan = http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/8798/spartanp2.jpg or http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2363/01mczg5.jpg?

[Phopojijo]

Heh, Unreal Tournament's modding community is renowned for there always being at least one map with a toilet in it.

Usually a giant bathroom CTF or DM map.

[Hunter]

Ok, let me try again.... Draw some ideas down on a peice of paper, of a map, with gameplay.

So...

The map should have places for cover, places when you can sneak up on the enemy, each base should be balenced, an interesting enviroment.

If you want a giant toilet, make it a secret or something, or you could make a big ield type map with a gien toilet base in the middle.

Better?

[p0lar_bear]

Welcome to the forums. I might advise you clean up your posting habits a bit; we have rules in place aimed at preventing posts made of one large run-on sentence. Periods and commas, please.

As is, this map has just about zero gameplay value. In non-vehicle games, whoever is on the tank has the upper hand on everyone on the rest of the map. In vehicle games, there is absolutely nowhere to hide from players in Banshees. The layout is horrible for anything besides Slayer, in which it is barely tolerable.

Do not release this. Expand on it; perhaps make a whole bathroom or something.

.

[paintballakid5]

thread = :fail:

[Sel]

thread = :fail:

Thats nice, considering you cant do better than GGL over here.

[Heathen]

Thats nice, considering you cant do better than GGL over here.

BURN!
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm61/HeathenHero/41.gif

Neh, I applaud him for making this, and once he makes it better, post it.
Besides....wont be the worst map ever created :/

[Gamerkd16]

But it's damn close. I don't why. But for some reason I don't see enjoyment when I think of running around on top of a toilet shooting people. Might be just me.

[SnaFuBAR]

Besides....wont be the worst map ever created :/

That would be any map created by bansheeace2

[Monopoly]

You're forgetting SVC :gonk:

[Pooky]

You're forgetting SVC :gonk:

As much bad press as SVC got, his maps were still better than this http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?fid=291
(I'm pretty sure bansheeace2 made that anyway, but the author name for a lot of the maps is gone now)

[paintballakid5]

Thats nice, considering you cant do better than GGL over here.

:eyesroll: i'll make a better map then him any day...;)

[Zeph]

OP has multiple duplicate accounts. Topic closed. Gamegodlazy may reopen this thread when he is unbanned,