Post Your Clipboard!

[OmegaDragon]

Xbox live account banned until 12/31/9999 (http://www.gamespot.com/news/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=25905855)

Fucking owned XD
Looks like he was messing with the Halo Epsilon test.

[TeeKup]

Thats what happens with you mess with...

UNNLIIMETEED POOOWEERR
/Palpatine.

[OmegaDragon]

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[TeeKup]

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

I obviously don't cause that went in one ear and out the other. err...eye.

[Dr Nick]

10 in binary is 2 in decimal.

[Emmzee]

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
That's only 2 types stupid.


STUPID.

[Dr Nick]

I hope that was sarcasm.

[Random]

56.978

[Emmzee]

<techdemon> idkfa, my bfg 9000?

[Roostervier]

44.972

[Agamemnon]

<techdemon> idkfa, my bfg 9000?
Bitch stole my quote. :mad:

[Emmzee]

Bitch stole my quote. :mad:
Catch him before he gets away!

[Emmzee]

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

[Agamemnon]

Catch him before he gets away!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Agamemnon582bc/Random%202/idkfa.jpg

[Emmzee]

<Emmzee> So this lady called the other day
<Emmzee> representing the "cancer awareness society" or something
<Emmzee> I said "look lady, I'm pretty sure most people are aware of cancer"
<Emmzee> "you dumb bitch"
<Emmzee> then I started playing "whip it" into the phone.
<Emmzee> She hung up 15 seconds later.

[Agamemnon]

OLD

[OmegaDragon]

width="600" height="27"

Am I the only one who can hear this song?

[Dr Nick]

A zero second song? I doubt even you can hear it.

[OmegaDragon]

A zero second song? I doubt even you can hear it.

Aha! So it is only me.... Hmmmmm. *goes off to test some things*

[Agamemnon]

Psychoneuroimmunology

[Dr Nick]

https://mail.google.com/mail/html/audio.swf?backgroundColor=0xEEEEEE&autoPlay=true&audioUrl=https&#37;3A%2F%2Fmail.google.com%2Fmail%2F%3 Frealattid%3Dfile0%26attid%3D0.1%26disp%3Dmp3%26vi ew%3Datt%26th%3D114ecccf60a738a4%26saduie%3D1io18i bb2pza7buyy85kl8e7r37nh9f%26sadet%3D1189384566989% 26sads%3De68f50af1670b792a968b7610cb55c3b
]width="600" height="27"

Tried playing it in a different window.

[Agamemnon]

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are depressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

[OmegaDragon]

width="600" height="150"

Attempt to do something. Still don't know if it works.

[PlasbianX]

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/3082/shot00402dm4.jpg

Lineage 2 Adena Art.... lol.

[Agamemnon]

width="600" height="150"

Attempt to do something. Still don't know if it works.
YOU. WIN. THE. INTERNET.

[n00b1n8R]

did you make those omega? O_o

[OmegaDragon]

did you make those omega? O_o

The songs? No.
The player? No
I just uploaded them to one of those sites that had free mp3 hosting and used one of those premade myspace mp3 player things.

Also, http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39214da0d770114dbf2aa7700db

[Teroh]

http://purplepussy.net/comics/puss20030416.gif

[Con]

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/4203/neurono7.jpg

[Reaper Man]

ross: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ross: need a life
ross: *lift
ross: LOL

[Agamemnon]

http://www.cs.toronto.edu/~moraes/optical-illusion-wheels-circles-rotating.png

[Bastinka]

Holy crap! Nice optical illusion right thar! :awesome:

[Dr Nick]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b164/nickwarr_182/dfgdf.jpg

Risky Proposition thread.

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.viritys.org/blog/images/2045_guinnessmistake.jpg

I can break that.

[p0lar_bear]

39.884

[LlamaMaster]

http://www.viritys.org/blog/images/2045_guinnessmistake.jpg

I can break that.
Lmao, priceless.

[Xetsuei]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Amit http://h2vista.net/forums/h2vista_v2/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=157459#post157459)
LOTRO pwns, what do you play, WoW? Haha, I only pay $9.99 US/month but that's still like $12 here in Canada.

No, I do not play any MMORPG as they are all horrible. :mysterysolved:

[Pooky]

http://www.viritys.org/blog/images/2045_guinnessmistake.jpg


Old

D:

still funny though

[Con]

"Terrorist" attack, lmao

[Atty]

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object2/570/17/n2209553478_327.jpg

[Emmzee]

http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/scharm.gifYou acquire an item: snakehead charrrm

[Syuusuke]

pocahontas

Hmm I couldn't spell it right the first time so I had to copy and paste it...D:

[Emmzee]

* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm
being an asshole -
<ab> HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

[OmegaDragon]

pocahontas

Hmm I couldn't spell it right the first time so I had to copy and paste it...D:

Thats weird I was watching one of those boring documentaries on the real Pocahontas friday and today in history class :/

[Xetsuei]

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16819103191

[Agamemnon]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w30/burningzombie_photos/120px-300-seinfeld.gif

[Random]

http://www.fundistraction.com/2007/08/worlds-most-disturbing-childrens-book.html

[OmegaDragon]

Burning Man

Also, random your sig is very entertaining.


[EDIT]Second clipboard without making a double post.

http://www.bitterfilms.com/snowmen.jpg

[n00b1n8R]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w30/burningzombie_photos/120px-300-seinfeld.gif
fuck.
yes.

EDIT: damn, I can't use it as an avatar :smith:

[rossmum]

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=157714&postcount=39

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.rustylime.com/content_images/theWAREHOUSE_comic_083.jpg

[Emmzee]

<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language


<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

[OmegaDragon]

http://blog.codefront.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/outside_mmorpg.jpg

[TeeKup]

^ I love it.

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Scratch_card_fun

:XD:

[TeeKup]

Oh jesus christ thats terribly hilarious.

[ExAm]

http://www.rustylime.com/content_images/theWAREHOUSE_comic_083.jpgC&H ripoff?

[Hurrvish]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/holding-a-guitar-is-like-turning-an-on-off-switch-for-getting-laid.png

[OmegaDragon]

C&H ripoff?

C&H is way better than these guys. Probably went for the same style though.
Also;
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/osama.png

[Emmzee]

88.159.134.36:7777

[El Lobo]

ballin'

[SnaFuBAR]

that's right... nothing is in my clipboard.

[Emmzee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

^GTA:SA:MP gameplay vid.

[Emmzee]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/3/3d/Porchesia-deleted.jpg

Wikipedia nuking Porchesia (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Porchesia) from orbit.

[PlasbianX]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g24/bryanfball/wow.gif

[Agamemnon]

The Dark of the Matinée

[Random]

Angels and Demons

[Bastinka]

Alt + F4

[Random]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/balloon_toss.jpg

[Con]

Michael Rosenbaum

[rossmum]

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=417003

[n00b1n8R]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/01/Irvinfleeingsomewhere.gif

[rossmum]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nHYC4ekzg60&mode=related&search=

[OmegaDragon]

http://danandsteveshow.com/images/strips/048waldo.jpg

Didn't I have this on my clipboard a few months ago?

[Emmzee]

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Log/delete&page=Porchesia

[NullZero]

It's a immature comment made on urban dictionary :o1. MOLESTER FACE http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsup.gif (http://javascript&#37;3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:void%280%29) 2 up, 17 down http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsdown.gif (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:void%280%29)
A FREAKY ASS GRIN YOU GET ON YOUR FACE RIGHT BEFORE YOU SLIP YOUR WILLIE IN A 12 YROLD IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL PARKING LOT a freaky ass grin you get on your face right before you slip your willie in a 12 yr old student in the middle school parking lot!!
I SAW THAT MICK THE VERIZON GUY HAD HIS MOLESTER FACE ON WHEN HE WAS LOOKING AT THAT LADY'S DAUGHTER i saw that mick the verizon guy had his molester face on when he was looking at that lady's 11 yr daughter bend over in the store

[Pooky]

[quote=rossmum;158516]

[Xetsuei]

http://shopping.discovery.com/product-59147.html?jzid=40588013-20-0

[Emmzee]

http://meekmok.com/muaddib/images/blog/wolverines.jpg

[Texrat]

To believe in god without being religious is silly.

Wow. What a waste of good clipboard space.

[Con]

I agree.

[Archon23]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=thsnDqQu0mQ

My friend didn't believe me about a FF7 Tech Demo. Now he thinks theres a remake. :downs:

[OmegaDragon]

http://papazoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/retards.jpg


Also,

http://youtube.com/watch?v=thsnDqQu0mQ

My friend didn't believe me about a FF7 Tech Demo. Now he thinks theres a remake. :downs:

I came :blush:

They really should make a remake. I would buy a ps3 just to play it :x

[Texrat]

bwahahhahaaaa!!!

Is that from despair.com? I love their stuff.

[Syuusuke]

Apparently the recent LIVE update was...gay

I can only view your messages if I am the same game in which you sent YOUR message through...

Like since youre on Halo 2 (xbox) I can only view your msg when i log on to live on Halo 2 (xbox not vista)

[Emmzee]

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/070908.jpg

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.fundumper.com/weird/tank-chair.htm

What the handicap will ride when they become overlords of the world.

[Agamemnon]

*vgcats*
One of his worst tbh. It's pretty sad how it takes him more than a week to churn out comics now.

[leorimolo]

http://www.arrowkarts.com/persistent/siteImages/karts/photo2830.jpg

/clipboard

[ExAm]

br0kenrabbit: hi
Greg_ValveOLS: good evening
br0kenrabbit: What's ip?
br0kenrabbit: up?
Greg_ValveOLS: my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team
br0kenrabbit: On MSN?
Greg_ValveOLS: yes http://www.electric-escape.net/files/images/smilies/smile.gif
br0kenrabbit: Why?
Greg_ValveOLS: we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information
br0kenrabbit: My information?
Greg_ValveOLS: we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?
br0kenrabbit: No. I don't even have it written down.
Greg_ValveOLS: hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?
br0kenrabbit: Well...
Greg_ValveOLS: if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. http://www.electric-escape.net/files/images/smilies/smile.gif
br0kenrabbit: Well
Greg_ValveOLS: dont worry this connect it secure
br0kenrabbit: Can I be honest with you, Greg?
Greg_ValveOLS: k
br0kenrabbit: Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.
br0kenrabbit: Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.
Greg_ValveOLS: huh?
Greg_ValveOLS: bs
br0kenrabbit: Trace it.
Greg_ValveOLS: how
br0kenrabbit: Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.
Greg_ValveOLS: oh k
br0kenrabbit: As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.
br0kenrabbit: I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.
Greg_ValveOLS: why?
br0kenrabbit: Have you read the ToS?
Greg_ValveOLS: Tod?
Greg_ValveOLS: tos
br0kenrabbit: terms of service
Greg_ValveOLS: were?
br0kenrabbit: Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.
Greg_ValveOLS: why
br0kenrabbit: I just told you why
Greg_ValveOLS: http://www.electric-escape.net/files/images/smilies/frown.gif
br0kenrabbit: I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?
Greg_ValveOLS: k
br0kenrabbit: First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxx xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Is this you?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Are you the only user of this account?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Okay, and what is the username
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Okay.
br0kenrabbit: I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. http://www.electric-escape.net/files/images/smilies/smile.gif
Greg_ValveOLS: some. dude
br0kenrabbit: Do you always log on from the same IP?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: And who is your internet providers, your ISP?
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.
Greg_ValveOLS: am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?
br0kenrabbit: What is your city of residence?
br0kenrabbit: That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Illinios?
Greg_ValveOLS: yes
br0kenrabbit: Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?
Greg_ValveOLS: xxxxxxx
br0kenrabbit: Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.
Greg_ValveOLS: why
br0kenrabbit: So I can update your account.
Greg_ValveOLS: can I play 2 nite
Greg_ValveOLS: clan fight
Greg_ValveOLS: wont win without me heh
br0kenrabbit: Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?
Greg_ValveOLS: ya
br0kenrabbit: Okay. Give me just a moment.
br0kenrabbit: Try to log in now.
Greg_ValveOLS: k
Greg_ValveOLS: It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?
br0kenrabbit: Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: did u ban me???????????>WHY
br0kenrabbit: Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: what
br0kenrabbit: Valve will never ask for your username and password.
Greg_ValveOLS: what????
br0kenrabbit: I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.
Greg_ValveOLS: omg dude wtf why?
br0kenrabbit: Why were you trying to steal my account?
Greg_ValveOLS: i wanst
br0kenrabbit: Then why were you asking for my information?
Greg_ValveOLS: i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it
br0kenrabbit: Greg
Greg_ValveOLS: dude pleas
Greg_ValveOLS: what
br0kenrabbit: Go mow some yards, bitch.

[n00b1n8R]

OHMYFUCKINGGOD

REP FOR A WEEK TO THIS MAN :v

[ExAm]

That's not me. I pasted it from a site, but it's damn funny, so rep anyway :downs:

[p0lar_bear]

Raaaaaaped.

[n00b1n8R]

by a what what.

in teh but.

[rossmum]

http://www.youtube.com/v/0f80Rv1acZA

:wtc:

[n00b1n8R]

http://www.youtube.com/jp.swf?video_id=0f80Rv1acZA&eurl=http&#37;3A//www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php%3Ft%3D962%26page%3D338&iurl=http%3A//img.youtube.com/vi/0f80Rv1acZA/default.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskKRBxK78dsCQzgmty3CmRjO

*shoed zilla*
where the fuck did you find that?
also, only in japan

[rossmum]

That's Korean, dipshit. :p

[n00b1n8R]

Japan would do it too :p
also
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/

[NullZero]

LOL ExAm

+1 Rep

[rossmum]

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s310/xbh_rossmum/biocock.jpg
Look in the member list, at the green names and the games being played...

[Atty]

iAtty (1:09:27 PM): You and ross gangbanged a 9 year old

[NullZero]

Lol Biocock?

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.digitalbattle.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/halobank.jpg

[TeeKup]

^ Hah ha ha!

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.socyberty.com/History/10-Things-You-Didnt-Know-About-Hitler.43699

[Con]

Matt LeBlanc

I heard he was hella fat. Guess not.

[Syuusuke]

http://papazoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/retards.jpg


That is going to my zune and becoming a wallpaper =D

[Emmzee]

<Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
<Meph|st0> thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen

Impure Mathematics
------ -----------
To prove once and for all that math can be fun, we
present: Wherein it is related how that paragon of womanly
virtue, young Polly Nomial (our heroine) is accosted by that
notorious villain Curly Pi, and factored (oh horror!!!)
Once upon a time (1/t) pretty little Polly Nomial was
strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the boundary
of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was convergent, and her
mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never
enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however,
who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling
particularly badly behaved, ignored this condition on the basis
that it was insufficient and made her way in amongst the complex
elements. Rows and columns closed in on her from all sides.
Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor.
Quite suddendly two branches of a hyperbola touched her at a
single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of
directrix, and went completely divergent. As she tripped over a
square root that was protruding from the erf and plunged
headlong down a steep gradient. When she rounded off once more,
she found herself inverted, apparently alone, in a non-Euclidean
space.
She was being watched, however. That smooth operator,
Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As his eyes devoured her
curvilinear coordinates, a singular expression crossed his face.
He wondered, "Was she still convergent?" He decided to
integrate properly at once.
Hearing a common fraction behind her, Polly rotated and
saw Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated.
She could see at once by his degenerate conic and dissipative
that he was bent on no good.
"Arcsinh," she gasped.
"Ho, ho," he said, "What a symmetric little asymptote
you have I can see you angles have lots of secs."
"Oh sir," she protested, "keep away from me I haven't
got my brackets on."
"Calm yourself, my dear," said our suave operator, "your
fears are purely imaginary."
"I, I," she thought, "perhaps he's not normal but
homologous."
"What order are you?" the brute demanded.
"Seventeen," replied Polly.
Curly leered "I suppose you've never been operated on."
"Of course not," Polly replied quite properly, "I'm
absolutely convergent."
"Come, come," said Curly, "let's off to a decimal place
I know and I'll take you to the limit."
"Never," gasped Polly.
"Abscissa," he swore, using the vilest oath he knew.
His patience was gone. Coshing her over the coefficient with a
log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities.
He stared at her significant places, and began smoothing out her
points of inflection. Poor Polly. The algorithmic method was
now her only hope. She felt his digits tending to her asymptotic
limit. Her convergence would soon be gone forever.
There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavyside operator.
Curly's radius squared itself; Polly's loci quivered. He
integrated by parts. He integrated by partial fractions. After
he cofactored, he performed runge - kutta on her. The complex
beast even went all the way around and did a contour
integration. What an indignity - to be multiply connected on
her first integration. Curly went on operating until he
completely satisfied her hypothesis, then he exponentiated and
became completely orthogonal.
When Polly got home that night, her mother noticed that
she was no longer piecewise continuous, but had been truncated
in several places But it was to late to differentiate now. As
the months went by, Polly's denominator increased monotonically.
Finally she went to L'Hopital and generated a small but
pathological function which left surds all over the place and
drove Polly to deviation.
The moral of our sad story is this: "If you want to
keep your expressions convergent, never allow them a single
degree of freedom."

[Emmzee]

Impure Mathematics
------ -----------
To prove once and for all that math can be fun, we
present: Wherein it is related how that paragon of womanly
virtue, young Polly Nomial (our heroine) is accosted by that
notorious villain Curly Pi, and factored (oh horror!!!)
Once upon a time (1/t) pretty little Polly Nomial was
strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the boundary
of a singularly large matrix. Now Polly was convergent, and her
mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never
enter such an array without her brackets on. Polly, however,
who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling
particularly badly behaved, ignored this condition on the basis
that it was insufficient and made her way in amongst the complex
elements. Rows and columns closed in on her from all sides.
Tangents approached her surface. She became tensor and tensor.
Quite suddendly two branches of a hyperbola touched her at a
single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of
directrix, and went completely divergent. As she tripped over a
square root that was protruding from the erf and plunged
headlong down a steep gradient. When she rounded off once more,
she found herself inverted, apparently alone, in a non-Euclidean
space.
She was being watched, however. That smooth operator,
Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As his eyes devoured her
curvilinear coordinates, a singular expression crossed his face.
He wondered, "Was she still convergent?" He decided to
integrate properly at once.
Hearing a common fraction behind her, Polly rotated and
saw Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated.
She could see at once by his degenerate conic and dissipative
that he was bent on no good.
"Arcsinh," she gasped.
"Ho, ho," he said, "What a symmetric little asymptote
you have I can see you angles have lots of secs."
"Oh sir," she protested, "keep away from me I haven't
got my brackets on."
"Calm yourself, my dear," said our suave operator, "your
fears are purely imaginary."
"I, I," she thought, "perhaps he's not normal but
homologous."
"What order are you?" the brute demanded.
"Seventeen," replied Polly.
Curly leered "I suppose you've never been operated on."
"Of course not," Polly replied quite properly, "I'm
absolutely convergent."
"Come, come," said Curly, "let's off to a decimal place
I know and I'll take you to the limit."
"Never," gasped Polly.
"Abscissa," he swore, using the vilest oath he knew.
His patience was gone. Coshing her over the coefficient with a
log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities.
He stared at her significant places, and began smoothing out her
points of inflection. Poor Polly. The algorithmic method was
now her only hope. She felt his digits tending to her asymptotic
limit. Her convergence would soon be gone forever.
There was no mercy, for Curly was a heavyside operator.
Curly's radius squared itself; Polly's loci quivered. He
integrated by parts. He integrated by partial fractions. After
he cofactored, he performed runge - kutta on her. The complex
beast even went all the way around and did a contour
integration. What an indignity - to be multiply connected on
her first integration. Curly went on operating until he
completely satisfied her hypothesis, then he exponentiated and
became completely orthogonal.
When Polly got home that night, her mother noticed that
she was no longer piecewise continuous, but had been truncated
in several places But it was to late to differentiate now. As
the months went by, Polly's denominator increased monotonically.
Finally she went to L'Hopital and generated a small but
pathological function which left surds all over the place and
drove Polly to deviation.
The moral of our sad story is this: "If you want to
keep your expressions convergent, never allow them a single
degree of freedom."

[OmegaDragon]

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-06/camouflage-couch.jpg

[LlamaMaster]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/09/1154423071819uq5.jpg

[rossmum]

"This would be fine if everything regarding the guns was as realistic, but unfortunately it's not. The weapons are hitscan weapons, meaning that there is no physical (or virtual) bullet flying through the air, which would suffer from wind, gravity and needing time to reach its target, but instead we fire something quite similar to lasers. That in mind I think the constant discrepancy between where you aim and where the bullet laser hits is quite silly and doesn't really add anything to gameplay or immersion. It's sort of okay for the normal weapons, but ridiculous for the scoped ones. In my opinion the point where the virtual bullets leave the virtual weapon should be raised up to the height of the iron sights/scope, at least when aiming through them. The only alternative is to implement proper ballistics, but I can't see that happening out of various reasons."
Bitching about Insurgency's total lack of ballistics, Reaper found this somewhere. :|

[Pooky]

http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?pg=3&fid=1076

[n00b1n8R]

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=6028&page=4

[OmegaDragon]

http://ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20070914.jpg

[n00b1n8R]

is it really that bad in america?

[PlasbianX]

http://[WEBSITE BLOCKED OUT :X]/gallery/vanessahudgensnude/vanessahudgens_nude_05.jpg


Blocked out the website so you cant see teh pic. But hey, what have I been doing recently? :>
(for those who dont know, its that hot girl from that Disney Channel movie. The pics she was sending to her co-star (her BF) somehow appeared online. And after watching Best Week Ever last night on vh1 after playing some halo 2, (they showed the 1 pic) I -HAD- to check em out :P

[Agamemnon]

is it really that bad in america?
Yes, it is.

[n00b1n8R]

Yes, it is.

we need a smiley that's a cross of :gonk: and :lol: tbh.

[Xetsuei]

WPIF2JvVpek

[Bodzilla]

^i dont see anything :raise:

[n00b1n8R]

he was quoting a video he posted but fucked up the tags somehow >.>

[Agamemnon]

http://agamemnon582bc.blogspot.com/2007/09/change-starts-with-you.html

[rossmum]

eWS9_nrKOPA

[n00b1n8R]

xfire

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sheEQgV5ng&NR=1

[rossmum]

13299

[n00b1n8R]

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20070914.jpg

[OmegaDragon]

http://dustin.imeem.com/video/q7lsvAFB/my_spoon_is_too_big/

[n00b1n8R]

http://i19.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/b5/a4/d2fe_3.JPG

:awesome:

[OmegaDragon]

http://qdb.us/57267

That would be an awesome day if it were to happen in a job.

[Con]

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20070914.jpg
ahahahaha

[Reaper Man]

http://www.youtube.com/v/0f80Rv1acZA

:wtc:
I'm confused... There's Chinese, Japanese and Korean characters randomly shown throughout that vid...

[LlamaMaster]

http://www.fukung.net/images/4010/Shitting&#37;20Blood.jpg

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.secretlivesofmobs.com/istrip_files/strips/20070805.jpg

[ExAm]

http://qdb.us/57267

That would be an awesome day if it were to happen in a job.Lazy


#57267 (http://qdb.us/57267) (2300/2786)<evilAdmin> Oy! Maybe my job does rock.
<evilAdmin> Da Fluke network tester (a $6000 Gameboy wannabe) was broken today since someone took the lithium batteries out of it and neglected to put them back in the case.
<evilAdmin> We had to test out the connection between floors 2&4, going through floor 3 in the process.
<evilAdmin> so I tell da b0ss that the Network tester is dead... And I need to generate network traffic so I can see the stats on the switches and routers, make sure no packets are being killed prematurely.
<evilAdmin> So he sayz "How much is that tester worth?", I say "6K". He says "Great!".
<evilAdmin> he picks up his office phone, hits the global annoucement button, and says "Floors Two, Three, and Four, our IT Admin requires that you generate network traffic for equipment testing. Grab Half Life off my network share, I'll host". He hangs up and says "Happy?", I say "that works".
<evilAdmin> The rest of the afternoon was dedicated to a rather large Half Life MP game on Crossfire :).

[Xetsuei]

WPIF2JvVpek

[Atty]

My mate Peterson once bought a pair of shoes with Artificial Intelligence, smart shoes they were called. It was a neat idea, no matter how blind drunk you were they could always get you home. But he got drunk one night in Oslow and woke up the next morning in Birma. See the shoes got bored of just going from his flat to the pub, they wanted to see the world. He had a helluva job getting rid of them, no matter who he sold them to they show up the next day, they'd just kick the door down.

Is this true?

Yeah, last I heard they sorta eh robbed a car and drove it into a canal, they couldn't steer you see?

Really?

Yeah, he was really blown away about it. He even went to see a Priest about it, he said the shoes were happy and they'd gone to heaven. You see, it turns out, shoes have soles.

What a sad sad story....wait a minute, how did they open the car door?

[Teroh]

69.12.96.104:27960

[PlasbianX]

http://www.deviantrealms.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/hooray.gif

[rossmum]

W6036725H

[Xetsuei]

Negative event:
Due to a strange illness, 0 of our Troops died!

Positive event:
No special event occured this turn.

O NOES

[Dr Nick]

http://www.adobe.com/support/downloads/product.jsp?platform=windows&product=39v


Photoshop trial.

[Agamemnon]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e50/Clankinator/1186172378111lw0.gif

[Emmzee]

Ha, that was from Minority Report!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X90T5sY5c2o
</clipboard>

[itszutak]

http://bash.org/?random

Don't remember copying that. o_0

[Emmzee]

file:///C:/My%20Downloads/80's%20Quiet%20Riot%20-%20Bang%20Your%20Head%20(Metal%20Health).mp3 (file:///C:/My&#37;20Downloads/80%27s%20Quiet%20Riot%20-%20Bang%20Your%20Head%20%28Metal%20Health%29.mp3)

[Agamemnon]

Ha, that was from Minority Report!
That's Mission Impossible noob. <:mad:>

[Emmzee]

That's Mission Impossible noob. <:mad:>
IT'S STILL TOM CRUISE OK GOSH

[Xetsuei]

Negative event:
Due to a strange illness, 0 of our Troops died!

Positive event:
No special event occured this turn.

again, O NOES

[teh lag]

Xetsueiâ„¢;160901']Negative event:
Due to a strange illness, 0 of our Troops died!

Positive event:
No special event occured this turn.

again, O NOES

:raise: what the christ...


http://lolcat.com/pics/seewhatyoudidthereidid.jpg

[teh lag]

ehat is clipbopard?

I don't care that you're a joke. Jokes like this need to be stabbed.

HARD.

[Atty]

iAtty (5:52:48 PM): I like
iAtty (5:52:49 PM): where we are
iAtty (5:52:52 PM): when we drive in your car
iAtty (5:52:53 PM): i like
iAtty (5:52:55 PM): where we are
iAtty (5:52:57 PM): here
"Pk" (5:53:31 PM): Well you are the one
"Pk" (5:53:35 PM): The one who lies close to me
"Pk" (5:53:42 PM): whispers "hello, I missed you quite terribly"
iAtty (5:53:19 PM): Cause our lips can touch
iAtty (5:53:22 PM): and our cheeks can brush
iAtty (5:53:25 PM): our lips
"Pk" (5:53:49 PM): lol
iAtty (5:53:26 PM): can touch
iAtty (5:53:28 PM): here

[Kybo_Ren]

Xetsueiâ„¢;160901']Negative event:
Due to a strange illness, 0 of our Troops died!

Positive event:
No special event occured this turn.

again, O NOES
Nice to know you have no troops. I'll let my brother know :)
He's hippyville btw you may be in the same alliance lol

[Xetsuei]

Jets,Tanks,Ships>Troops, and no we are not.

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.blaccuweather.com/?code=80236

[Kybo_Ren]

bluebottle.com

[rossmum]

Xetsueiâ„¢;160945']Jets,Tanks,Ships>Troops, and no we are not.
You'll be seriously wanting some next round.

http://www.atmswiss.com/php/viewtopic.php?p=16362#16362

[n00b1n8R]

modhalo.net

learning PC haxing >.>

[rossmum]

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s310/xbh_rossmum/screenshot0002.jpg

Actually said during a game of DoD:S... for those of you who don't speak French and lack the brainpower to work it out yourselves, he just asked "Anyone know an invincibility [cheat] code?".

:v

[n00b1n8R]

did you tell him F10?

[rossmum]

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s310/xbh_rossmum/halowin.jpg
What's all this about PC being home to all the best players? I haven't played Halo much for over 6 months, yet I still won easily using mainly the AR...

[Stealth]

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/9973/heavenvn7.jpg
a week of +rep says she looks even hotter with nothing on.

[Emmzee]

http://lolcats.com/images/u/07/25/lolcatsdotcom9r5uee7wrqb27a17.jpg

[Emmzee]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f0/Red_dawn.jpg/381px-Red_dawn.jpg

[Funions]

I can't spell my username correct, awesome.

Also, @ rossmum. You're pubbing in pc, they're horrible.

[ExAm]

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee6/TheExAm/Picture018.png

This is made of win and awesome. Who doesn't like those cute, fuzzy Deep Inspectotron Application Fireweasels? :awesome:

[OmegaDragon]

H2V: It are serious business
>:|

[Agamemnon]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6895/1190088512653if3.png

[OmegaDragon]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/376062306_ccd5196272.jpg

[Agamemnon]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/376062306_ccd5196272.jpg?v=0
No no, this guy are sick. :mad:

[rossmum]

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s310/xbh_rossmum/EPICXGEWINNAGEsig.jpg
MASSIVE POWER UPSET GO

[n00b1n8R]

:shitty translations:

I was about to kill you untill I finally got to the last one :-3

[Bodzilla]

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s310/xbh_rossmum/halowin.jpg
What's all this about PC being home to all the best players? I haven't played Halo much for over 6 months, yet I still won easily using mainly the AR...
your either:
1. in game arena (australian gaming server with no admins. seems most likely considering the gametype your playing and the players your vsing)

2. In cyberslam at the wrong time of day so u have no equal... or good competition. (another australian server with some leet players)

if u want good players ross play in the KNFr and Lord servers.
those mutha fuckers are crazy. but then again ping is a total kick in the balls for the likes of me and you. i managed to go fairly well in there one night......

[n00b1n8R]

what zilla said.
Personally, I prefer to play GA if it's open. the people their are less "OMFG KILL EVERYTHING TWICH WINNING IS BEST FUCK U OMFG" and more "hey sup :) yer gg, lol I lost but w/e".

also their worse than the CS players :-3
also Kiwi can't abuse admin powers on GA :awesome:

[Bodzilla]

http://files.redvsblue.com/web/images/comic/20070915RT0170.jpg

[rossmum]

http://www.wargames2.net/images/blank.gif 10,209,155 http://www.wargames2.net/images/blank.gif 10,023,568 http://www.wargames2.net/images/blank.gif 14,331 http://www.wargames2.net/images/blank.gif 10,032,345 http://www.wargames2.net/images/blank.gif 4,455 http://www.wargames2.net/images/blank.gif 20,686

[Dr Nick]

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/05/torokun_samus_chief_500.jpg

:)

[rossmum]

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=420516

My latest. ~10 mins posing, 15 editing

[Funions]

"Let's make our cocks touch."

[Emmzee]

http://www.atomic13.us/images/myspace/mclovin.jpg

[Atty]

Your vagina; get to know it better.

[Random]

http://media.philly.com/images/20070918_dn_0jojgtfl.jpg


explanation:
http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20070918_Man_to_appeal_fine_for_killing_gulls.html


he had left behind a 200-foot trail of 189 dead or dying birds.

[teh lag]

Possible spoilers... if you don't wanna see MP shots of h3.

http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/820/820585/halo-3-20070917053354231.jpg


...am I the only one who feels that sky looks out of place?

[Random]

...am I the only one who feels that sky looks out of place?

no

[Xetsuei]

181782

[Emmzee]

iAtty (1:04:10 PM): dear god!

[Pooky]

file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Owner/My%20Documents/My%20Music/iTunes/iTunes%20Music (file:///C:/Documents&#37;20and%20Settings/Owner/My%20Documents/My%20Music/iTunes/iTunes%20Music/Marty%20O%27Donnell/Halo/01%20Opening%20Suite.m4p)

[Xetsuei]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taste_the_Secret

[Con]

...am I the only one who feels that sky looks out of place?
no
Why? it's on that shield world thing.

[OmegaDragon]

http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Valve_Time

[TeeKup]

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/05/torokun_samus_chief_500.jpg

:)

Fucking win.

[PlasbianX]

http://www.desktopexchange.com/gallery/albums/Tara-Reid-wallpaper/Tara_Reid_pictures_6.jpg

[Emmzee]

http://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic47.png

[TeeKup]

^ LOL!!
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/070709.jpg
(http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=243)

[Hurrvish]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BKj_tK36Gf0

[LlamaMaster]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/09/demotivation.jpg

[rossmum]

Frank Klepacki

[Emmzee]

Combat produces two types of behavior, one positive or adaptive, the other dysfunctional. Both may cause a soldier to become a combat stress casualty either in the short-term (during or immediately after a battle) or long-term, after the fighting has stopped and the soldier is either out of the combat zone or even out of the armed forces. Some elements that help form adaptive behavior are unit cohesion, a sense of mission, vigilance, loyalty, and acts of heroism. However, overexposure to conditions can stress even a good soldier, and the individual may end up committing criminal or other acts of misconduct. Elements leading to dysfunctional behavior are criminal acts, which include mutilation of enemy soldiers, looting, alcohol abuse, riding sick call, desertion, and killing noncombatants; and battle fatigue, the latter characterized by hyper alertness, fear, impaired performance of duty, apathy, and other factors. All of these behaviors, either adaptive or dysfunctional, can lead to Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD), which produces intrusive flashbacks, guilt, sleep disorders, social isolation, exaggerated startle responses, substance abuse, or various forms of misconduct.

[OmegaDragon]

http://artsdesignblog.com/master-chief-halo-costume/

[Emmzee]

http://meninhats.com/comics/20020826.gif

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/hammertime1.jpg

[Con]

http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=32BC1BEE-A3F9-4C13-9C99-220B62A191EE&displaylang=en

[n00b1n8R]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/09/22/2040473.htm?section=justin

NELSON MANDELLA IS DEAD?!?!!? :lmao:

[Con]

w2g bush

[teh lag]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/09/22/2040473.htm?section=justin

NELSON MANDELLA IS DEAD?!?!!? :lmao:

:lmao: indeed.

[Pooky]

http://vmod.vclanonline.com/home.html

[Con]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF4H1Ut9jLU&mode=related&search=

:O WOW

[Random]

http://images.ifun.ru/l/lAa5eoj6si.jpg

[ExAm]

http://images.ifun.ru/l/lAa5eoj6si.jpg"We'll probably be having an intense heat wave, and then flooding on a massive scale..."

[n00b1n8R]

http://images.ifun.ru/l/lAa5eoj6si.jpg
:XD:

[TeeKup]

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/070821.jpg

This is another fav of mine.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/070802.jpg

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.cerberoleso.it/media/sloth/sloth.mov

[Xetsuei]

Hitachi-LG DVD drive firmware & Flasher (http://www.xbins.org/nfo.php?file=xboxnfo1205.nfo)

[Emmzee]

Soma

[Xetsuei]

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/3199/playermodelmx8.jpg

[Emmzee]

this is a subliminal message

[Agamemnon]

Soma
Everyone belongs to someone.

[jahrain]

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onionmagazine_1020.article.jpg

[rossmum]

http://www.modelguns.co.uk/images/ak47ts2.jpg

[Xetsuei]

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/7457/myspartanonhalo32ce2.jpg

[rossmum]

Xetsueiâ„¢;164143']http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/7457/myspartanonhalo32ce2.jpg
:awesome:

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/PlayerModel.ashx?mt=AAEAAAD/////AQAAAAAAAAAMAgAAAEpCdW5naWVOZXQuRW5naW5lLCBWZXJzaW 9uPTIuOS4yMi44NjMsIEN1bHR1cmU9bmV1dHJhbCwgUHVibGlj S2V5VG9rZW49bnVsbAUBAAAAIUJ1bmdpZU5ldC5FbmdpbmUuSG FsbzMuTW9kZWxUb2tlbgEAAAAGdmFsdWVzBwICAAAACQMAAAAP AwAAAAgAAAACAAEHBwMTCQYL
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/PlayerModel.ashx?mt=AAEAAAD/////AQAAAAAAAAAMAgAAAEpCdW5naWVOZXQuRW5naW5lLCBWZXJzaW 9uPTIuOS4yMi44NjMsIEN1bHR1cmU9bmV1dHJhbCwgUHVibGlj S2V5VG9rZW49bnVsbAUBAAAAIUJ1bmdpZU5ldC5FbmdpbmUuSG FsbzMuTW9kZWxUb2tlbgEAAAAGdmFsdWVzBwICAAAACQMAAAAP AwAAAAgAAAACAAoFBQENHAAL
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/PlayerModel.ashx?mt=AAEAAAD/////AQAAAAAAAAAMAgAAAEpCdW5naWVOZXQuRW5naW5lLCBWZXJzaW 9uPTIuOS4yMi44NjMsIEN1bHR1cmU9bmV1dHJhbCwgUHVibGlj S2V5VG9rZW49bnVsbAUBAAAAIUJ1bmdpZU5ldC5FbmdpbmUuSG FsbzMuTW9kZWxUb2tlbgEAAAAGdmFsdWVzBwICAAAACQMAAAAP AwAAAAgAAAACAQICAgIUEwIL
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/PlayerModel.ashx?mt=AAEAAAD/////AQAAAAAAAAAMAgAAAEpCdW5naWVOZXQuRW5naW5lLCBWZXJzaW 9uPTIuOS4yMi44NjMsIEN1bHR1cmU9bmV1dHJhbCwgUHVibGlj S2V5VG9rZW49bnVsbAUBAAAAIUJ1bmdpZU5ldC5FbmdpbmUuSG FsbzMuTW9kZWxUb2tlbgEAAAAGdmFsdWVzBwICAAAACQMAAAAP AwAAAAgAAAACAQAAAAAJHAwL

[Agamemnon]

0 years old
I was born a girl in a village in Pakistan's Punjab Province, not far from the city of Lahore.

My parents have named me Farah. My surname is Mahomed Nissar. My mother, Nadira, is 20 and my father, Tariq, is 24. I have a sister, Zeenat, who is 1.

My father has hookworm.

1 year old
Suffering from severe malnutrition.

Peace.

2 years old
You have pertussis (whooping cough).

Sister Miah born.

3 years old
4 years old
Brother Daud born.

My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My sister Zeenat began school.

5 years old
Sister Seetha born.

My sister Zeenat has become too sick to attend school.

6 years old
Not sent to school.

7 years old
My sister Miah began school.

My brother Daud has suffered an epileptic seizure.

8 years old
9 years old
My brother Daud has had measles.

My brother Daud began school.

10 years old
My sister Seetha is not able to attend school.

11 years old
Heavy localized fighting in Punjab province.

My sister Miah has appendicitis.

12 years old
13 years old
Peace.

Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 39,291 Pakistan rupees.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Ali Mudassar Nazar.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Ali Mudassar Nazar.

14 years old
Told the truth about a previous lie I had made.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a domestic helper.

My sister Miah has been cured of appendicitis.

15 years old
Met a new boy I like very much, named Rafiq Alim-ud-Din.

We've begun seeing each other.

16 years old
17 years old
Lost my job due to my political activities.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Sentenced to a year in prison.

18 years old
Released from prison.

Rafiq Alim-ud-Din broke off our relationship.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Fahim Fida Hussain.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Fahim Fida Hussain.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a subsistence farmer.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Hussein Mushtaq Ali.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Hussein Mushtaq Ali.

19 years old
My sister Miah has graduated from secondary school.

20 years old
Rahman Abid Ali and my sister Miah have married.

My sister Miah's husband Rahman has a peptic ulcer.

21 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Executed by government security police.

[rossmum]

http://www.fnmfg.com/products/m16fam/m16a2.jpg

[Agamemnon]

0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Fort Lauderdale in the state of Florida in the United States.

My parents have named me Francisco. My surname is Franco. My mother, Pamela, is 22 and my father, Philip, is 25. I have no brothers or sisters.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence and extraordinary artistic ability.

My mother has graduated from college with a degree in Geology.

1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
I've had measles.

4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
Skipped a year in school.

13 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Dorothy Crawford.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Dorothy Crawford.

14 years old
Skipped a year in school.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Denise De Pre.

We've begun seeing each other.

15 years old
Skipped a year in school.

Ended relationship with Denise De Pre.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Tammy Kirsten.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Tammy Kirsten.

Ended my relationship with girlfriend Tammy.

16 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Began college.

17 years old
18 years old
19 years old
20 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in Psychology.

Began graduate school.

21 years old
22 years old
Helped out an indigent person.

23 years old
24 years old
Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Psychology.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Rebecca Stevens.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Rebecca Stevens.

Accepted in vocational school.

25 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Sharon Daniels.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Sharon Daniels.

26 years old
27 years old
Graduated from vocational school with a certificate in Business Administration.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Amanda Stewart.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Amanda Stewart.

Began work as a doctor.

Moved away from home.

28 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Michelle Brooks.

We've begun seeing each other.

29 years old
Lost my girlfriend Michelle by being too forward.

Received a 6% pay raise.

30 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Louise Snyder.

We've begun seeing each other.

31 years old
32 years old
33 years old
My parents don't approve of my engagement to Louise Snyder.

Written out of parents will.

Louise and I are now engaged..

Louise Snyder and I got married this year.

34 years old
35 years old
36 years old
I am suffering from clinical depression.

Wife pregnant.

Daughter Andrea born.

37 years old
38 years old
I have been cured of depression.

39 years old
40 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.

41 years old
Received a 11% pay raise.

42 years old
My daughter Andrea began school.

43 years old
44 years old
Moved to Hampton.

Wife pregnant.

Son David born.

45 years old
My son David has had measles.

46 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Received a 4% pay raise.

My wife Louise has suffered an epileptic seizure.

47 years old
48 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

49 years old
Shared some money with my community.

Shared some money I received.

My son David has been injured in a mishap and suffered some nerve damage..

My son David has been hurt in an accident.

50 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

My son David began school.

51 years old
I have arthritis of the hip.

Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

52 years old
My daughter's boyfriend Victor has graduated from secondary school.

53 years old
54 years old
My daughter Andrea has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter Andrea has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

My daughter's boyfriend Victor began college.

55 years old
My daughter Andrea has become addicted to illicit drugs.

Victor Ferguson and my daughter Andrea have married.

56 years old
57 years old
58 years old
My daughter Andrea's husband Victor has graduated from college with a degree in Chemistry.

59 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.

Denied a raise.

60 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Received a 11% pay raise.

Paul born to Andrea Ferguson

61 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.

My son's girlfriend Jennifer has graduated from secondary school.

My son's girlfriend Jennifer began college.

62 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.

My daughter Andrea's husband Victor has become an alcoholic.

My son David has graduated from secondary school.

My son David has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

Jennifer Cuellar and my son David are now engaged to be married.

63 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

Jennifer Cuellar and my son David have married.

64 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.

65 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

My father died from general complications of old age.

My son David's wife Jennifer has graduated from college with a degree in Architecture.

My son David's wife Jennifer has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

66 years old
Saved the life of a friend of mine.

Received a 9% pay raise.

My mother died from general complications of old age.

Inherited money from my parents.

67 years old
Retired.

68 years old
My daughter Andrea has moved out on her own.

My son David has moved out on his own.

69 years old
I have prostate cancer.

70 years old
My son David has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however.

71 years old
Died at age 71 from prostate cancer.

[rossmum]

Screenshot.

Also, we say burgled here rather than 'burglarised'... first time I heard that on some American crime show I almost wet myself. :p

[Hurrvish]

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[Agamemnon]

0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in China's Guangdong Province, not far from the city of Shaoguan.

My parents have named me Hong-bo. My surname is Jiao. My mother, Ya-ping, is 37 and my father, I-po, is 41. I have a sister, Xue-di, who is 16.

My sister Xue-di has graduated from secondary school.

1 year old
My country is involved in a regional conflict abroad. 33,897 Chinese soldiers have been killed.

2 years old
My sister Xue-di has moved out on her own.

3 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

Peace.

4 years old
My father has hookworm.

5 years old
My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

6 years old
Decided to steal.

Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
My sister Xue-di has been cured of depression.

11 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Guangdong province.

12 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 43 people have died and 3,800,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Decided to steal.

13 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 171 people have died and 1,300,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

14 years old
Peace.

Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 22,322 yuan.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Thien Zi-yang.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Thien Zi-yang.

15 years old
A major tropical storm has hit China. 203 people have died and 6,400,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Sporadic localized fighting in Zhejiang province.

16 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 2 people have died and 20,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Took up smoking.

Lai Kao-tsu and my sister Xue-di have married.

17 years old
18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Shang De.

Rejected by Shang De.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a subsistence farmer.

Jing-wei born to Lai Xue-di

19 years old
Gave up smoking.

20 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

21 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 524 people have died and 26,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Peace.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

22 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 361 people have died and 19,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My father has arthritis of the knee.

23 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Tong Qing.

Rejected by Tong Qing.

24 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Su May-ling.

Rejected by Su May-ling.

My father has died at age 66 from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

25 years old
26 years old
Not accepted in vocational school.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Began work as a farm worker.

27 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 8,400 Chinese soldiers have been killed.

Moved away from home.

Inducted into the military.

28 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Song Wei-min.

Rejected by Song Wei-min.

29 years old
Peace.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

30 years old
31 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

32 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 63 people have died and 17,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

33 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Lo Jian-ku.

We've begun seeing each other.

Left the military.

Began work as a subsistence farmer.

Moved to Wuxi.

Moved to Tianjin.

Not accepted in vocational school.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Denied a raise.

34 years old
Lo Jian-ku broke off our relationship.

My mother has hookworm.

35 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Guangxi Zhuang province.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Not accepted in vocational school.

Denied a raise.

My mother has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

36 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 502 people have died and 14,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

I've become an alcoholic.

I've become addicted to drugs.

Tried to give up using illicit drugs

37 years old
Died at age 37 from alcoholism.

[PlasbianX]

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[Xetsuei]

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[Agamemnon]

0 years old
I was born a girl in a small town in the state of Minas Gerais in Brazil, not far from the city of Belo Horizonte.

My parents have named me Tina. My surname is Alvares. My mother, Conceicao, is 30 and my father, Santos, is 28. I have a sister, Trinidade, who is 4.

1 year old
My sister Trinidade began school.

2 years old
3 years old
I've developed goiter.

4 years old
5 years old
My father has had malaria.

6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
You have pertussis (whooping cough).

10 years old
My mother died from an infection.

11 years old
12 years old
My sister's boyfriend Andre has died at age 18 from epileptic seizure.

13 years old
Helped out a beggar.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Carlos Rivaldo.

We've begun seeing each other.

My sister Trinidade has graduated from secondary school.

14 years old
Avoided drinking alcohol.

15 years old
Carlos Rivaldo broke off our relationship.

16 years old
Helped out an indigent person.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Paulino Regalo.

Rejected by Paulino Regalo.

17 years old
My sister Trinidade has moved out on her own.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a subsistence farmer.

My father has died at age 47 from diabetes.

My sister Trinidade has been cured of syphilis.

19 years old
20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Met a new man I like very much, named Joaquim Andrade.

Rejected by Joaquim Andrade.

Met a new man I like very much, named Eugenio Santos.

Rejected by Eugenio Santos.

21 years old
Laurenco Vieira and my sister Trinidade have married.

22 years old
23 years old
Vitorino born to Trinidade Vieira

24 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 3,665 Brazilian soldiers have been killed.

Met a new man I like very much, named Martinho Alves.

Rejected by Martinho Alves.

Invested 10000 reals in land.

Santos born to Trinidade Vieira

My sister Trinidade's husband Laurenco has become an alcoholic.

25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Met a new man I like very much, named Heitor Leal.

We've begun seeing each other.

26 years old
My boyfriend Heitor and I are now engaged..

Heitor Leal and I got married this year.

Not accepted in vocational school.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Began work as a seamstress.

27 years old
28 years old
I was raped.

29 years old
Daughter Fernanda born.

Denied a raise.

30 years old
Died at age 30 from breast cancer.

[Emmzee]

What you're posting is beyond lame, Aggie.

[ExAm]

Sorta interesting, seeing a transcript of someone's entire life. Kinda boring, though.

EDIT: Oh shi-

[PlasbianX]

<EightPP> sum1 here?
<PlasX> no
<EightPP> ok : /
<EightPP> bb then
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[Syuusuke]

wasabeeee
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[Archon23]

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[PlasbianX]

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[Agamemnon]

Shi Jing-Bo
2007 - 2075
0 years old
I was born a girl in a village in China's Shanxi Province, not far from the city of Taiyuan.

My parents have named me Ru-ping. My surname is Shi. My mother, Min, is 19 and my father, Zhang, is 24. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
2 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,053 people have died and 17,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My father has hookworm.

3 years old
You have pertussis (whooping cough).

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 232 people have died and 24,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Brother Zhi born.

My father has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

4 years old
Brother Bei born.

My brother Zhi has asthma.

My brother Bei has been hurt in an accident.

5 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 153 people have died and 36,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Brother Xian-yao born.

My brother Zhi has had measles.

My brother Xian-yao has had measles.

6 years old
Sister Yin born.

Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 3,308 people have died and 17,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My brother Zhi began school.

9 years old
My brother Bei began school.

10 years old
My brother Xian-yao began school.

11 years old
My sister Yin began school.

12 years old
13 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Cong Wing.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Cong Wing.

14 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 2 people have died and 15,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Pan Gao.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Pan Gao.

15 years old
My country is involved in a regional conflict abroad. 3,755 Chinese soldiers have been killed.

Began trade school.

16 years old
Peace.

17 years old
Helped a neighbor get out of trouble with the government.

Helped keep my neighbor out of prison.

Graduated from trade school.

My brother Zhi began trade school.

My brother Zhi's boyfriend Ma began trade school.

18 years old
Began work as a nursing aid.

Decided to look for a job.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Zhi's boyfriend Ma has been placed on academic probation.

My brother Bei began trade school.

My brother Bei's girlfriend Sung-li has hookworm.

My brother Bei's girlfriend Sung-li began trade school.

My brother Bei's girlfriend Sung-li has been placed on academic probation.

19 years old
My brother Zhi has graduated from trade school.

My brother Zhi's boyfriend Ma has been expelled from trade school.

My brother Bei's girlfriend Sung-li has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My brother Xian-yao began trade school.

My sister Yin's boyfriend He-ping has been hurt in an accident.

My sister Yin's boyfriend He-ping began trade school.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your sister Yin's boyfriend He-ping has been placed on academic probation.

20 years old
My brother Bei has graduated from trade school.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Xian-yao has been placed on academic probation.

My brother Xian-yao's girlfriend Hsiu-ying began trade school.

My sister Yin began trade school.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your sister Yin has been placed on academic probation.

21 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.

My brother Zhi has moved out on his own.

My brother Bei's girlfriend Sung-li has graduated from trade school.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your sister Yin's boyfriend He-ping has been placed on academic probation.

22 years old
My brother Bei has moved out on his own.

My brother Xian-yao has graduated from trade school.

My brother Xian-yao's girlfriend Hsiu-ying has graduated from trade school.

My sister Yin has been placed on academic probation.

23 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Bai Xian.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Bai Xian.

My sister Yin's boyfriend He-ping has a peptic ulcer.

My sister Yin's boyfriend He-ping has graduated from trade school.

24 years old
My sister Yin has graduated from trade school.

25 years old
Ying Sung-li and my brother Bei are now engaged to be married.

26 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

My brother Xian-yao has moved out on his own.

Wan Hsiu-ying and my brother Xian-yao are now engaged to be married.

Wan Hsiu-ying and my brother Xian-yao have married.

27 years old
I am suffering from clinical depression.

Received a 9% pay raise.

My brother Bei has appendicitis.

Ying Sung-li and my brother Bei have married.

28 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Tsai Zhong.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Tsai Zhong.

My brother Bei has been cured of appendicitis.

29 years old
Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.

Met a new man I like very much, named Eng Chen.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Eng Chen.

My brother Bei's wife Sung-li has hookworm.

30 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Li Tan-ming.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Li Tan-ming.

My brother Bei's wife Sung-li has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My sister Yin's boyfriend He-ping has been cured of peptic ulcer.

31 years old
Began work as a nursing aid.

My brother Zhi's boyfriend Ma has a peptic ulcer.

32 years old
33 years old
Received a 3% pay raise.

My brother Zhi's boyfriend Ma has been cured of peptic ulcer.

Cai He-ping and my sister Yin have married.

34 years old
I have been cured of depression.

Received a 5% pay raise.

My sister Yin has moved out on her own.

Shan born to Yin Cai

35 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 740 people have died and 26,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Sporadic localized fighting in Sichuan province.

Received a 2% pay raise.

36 years old
Denied a raise.

Gui-fei born to Yin Cai

37 years old
Peace.

38 years old
Helped a neighbor get out of trouble with the government.

Helped keep my neighbor out of prison.

My brother Bei's wife Sung-li has roundworms.

39 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Cao Shi-k'ai.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Cao Shi-k'ai.

Began work as a nursing aid.

My brother Bei's wife Sung-li has been cured of ascariasis.

Li born to Ying Sung-li

40 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 634 people have died and 40,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Met a new man I like very much, named Tseng Jen-kan.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Tseng Jen-kan.

My brother Xian-yao has given up drinking.

Sung-li born to Wan Hsiu-ying

41 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 961 people have died and 16,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Received a 4% pay raise.

My mother has diabetes.

42 years old
Received a 3% pay raise.

43 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

Chang born to Yin Cai

44 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Cao Kung.

We've begun seeing each other.

Zuo born to Ying Sung-li

Dai-lin born to Wan Hsiu-ying

45 years old
46 years old
My parents don't approve of my engagement to Cao Kung.

My boyfriend Kung and I are now engaged.

47 years old
My mother has died at age 67 from diabetes.

My brother Bei has given up drinking.

48 years old
49 years old
Cao Kung broke off our relationship.

Met a new man I like very much, named Tian I-po.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Tian I-po.

My brother Xian-yao has died at age 45 from mouth cancer.

50 years old
Received a 3% pay raise.

My sister Yin's husband He-ping has diabetes.

51 years old
Began work as a nursing aid.

Invested 25000 yuan in a bank account.

52 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 64 people have died and 22,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

53 years old
54 years old
Shared some money with my community.

Shared some money I received.

My sister Yin's husband He-ping has died at age 50 from diabetes.

55 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 568 people have died and 24,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

56 years old
Denied a raise.

57 years old
Met a new man I like very much, named Han Wei-qian.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Han Wei-qian.

My brother Bei has gone blind from glaucoma.

My sister Yin has died at age 52 from a stroke.

58 years old
59 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

60 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 779 people have died and 24,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Met a new man I like very much, named Eng Jing-bo.

We've begun seeing each other.

61 years old
My boyfriend Jing-bo and I are now engaged.

Eng Jing-bo and I got married this year.

My father died from an infection.

Inherited money from my parents.

My brother Xian-yao's wife Hsiu-ying has chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

62 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 145 people have died and 18,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Received a 2% pay raise.

My brother Zhi's boyfriend Ma has mouth cancer.

63 years old
My brother Bei has chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

My brother Xian-yao's wife Hsiu-ying has died at age 59 from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

64 years old
My husband Jing-bo has arthritis of the knee.

65 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,308 people have died and 29,000,000 others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

Received a 3% pay raise.

Moved to Ji'an.

66 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

67 years old
I have reduced vision from cataracts.

Received a 9% pay raise.

68 years old
Died at age 68 from lung cancer.

[Emmzee]

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[Xetsuei]

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[Agamemnon]

Enrique Alvarez
2007 - 2089
(longest life I've lived so far)
0 years old
I was born a boy in the town of La Ceiba in Honduras's Atlántica Department.

My parents have named me Enrique. My surname is Alvarez. My mother, Carmela, is 22 and my father, Rolando, is 26. I have a brother, Marcelo, age 2 and a sister, Adriana, who is 4.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for exceptional intelligence and exceptional good looks.

My father has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

I have roundworms.

My sister Adriana began school.

2 years old
Suffering from severe malnutrition.

3 years old
My brother Marcelo began school.

4 years old
Cured of ascariasis.

A major tropical storm has hit Honduras. 2,688 people have died and 70,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Brother Mauricio born.

5 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Honduras. 39 people have died and 560,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

6 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Colón department.

Began school.

7 years old
My sister Adriana has roundworms.

My brother Mauricio has died from dehydration.

8 years old
My sister Adriana has been cured of ascariasis.

9 years old
My sister Adriana has trichuriasis (whip worm).

10 years old
My sister Adriana has been cured of trichuriasis.

My brother Marcelo has skipped a year in school.

11 years old
Peace.

Skipped a year in school.

My sister Adriana has hookworm.

12 years old
Sister Alicia born.

My sister Adriana has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

13 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My sister Adriana has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Adriana began college.

My sister Alicia has had measles.

14 years old
My brother Marcelo has graduated from secondary school.

My brother's girlfriend Sara has graduated from secondary school.

My brother's girlfriend Sara has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

15 years old
Avoided drinking alcohol.

Sara Palacios and my brother Marcelo are now engaged to be married.

Sara Palacios and my brother Marcelo have married.

16 years old
My brother Marcelo began vocational school.

My brother Marcelo has been placed on academic probation.

17 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Began college.

My father has hookworm.

My sister Adriana has graduated from college with a degree in Nutrition.

My sister Adriana began graduate school.

My brother Marcelo has moved out on his own.

My sister Alicia began school.

18 years old
My father died from an infection.

19 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Inés Aguilar.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Inés Aguilar.

My brother Marcelo has graduated from vocational school with a certificate in Dental Hygiene .

20 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Magdalena Sosa.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Magdalena Sosa.

My sister Adriana has been placed on academic probation.

My sister's boyfriend Ramiro has been hurt in an accident.

21 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in Psychology.

Began graduate school.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Teresa Tejada.

We've begun seeing each other.

My brother Marcelo has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

22 years old
Teresa and I are now engaged..

My sister Adriana has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Computer Science.

23 years old
My sister's boyfriend Ramiro has hookworm.

24 years old
I have been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

A major tropical storm has hit Honduras. 663 people have died and 240,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Teresa Tejada and I got married this year.

My sister Adriana has moved out on her own.

My sister's boyfriend Ramiro has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

25 years old
Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Psychology.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a doctor.

Broke up with sister's boyfriend Ramiro.

26 years old
Moved away from home.

27 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Honduras. 1,255 people have died and 790,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Received a 4% pay raise.

My sister's girlfriend Mercedes has skipped a year in school.

28 years old
I have been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

A major tropical storm has hit Honduras. 2,051 people have died and 180,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Donated to a disaster relief charity.

My sister Adriana has appendicitis.

My sister's girlfriend Mercedes has graduated from secondary school.

My sister's girlfriend Mercedes began college.

29 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.

My sister Adriana has been cured of appendicitis.

My sister's boyfriend Carmelo has been cured of depression.

My sister Alicia has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Alicia began college.

30 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

31 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Islas de la BahÃ*a department.

Began work as a doctor.

32 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Invested 75000 lempiras in land.

My sister's girlfriend Mercedes has graduated from college with a degree in Religion.

33 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

Timoteo born to Sara Palacios

My sister Alicia has graduated from college with a degree in Chemistry.

My sister Alicia began graduate school.

Son Hernando born.

Wife pregnant.

Daughter Eva born.

34 years old
My sister Adriana has had malaria.

Ramona born to Sara Palacios

35 years old
Lost my job by reporting corrupt activities.

Began work as a doctor.

Carmelo Aguilera and my sister Adriana have married.

My sister Alicia has been placed on academic probation.

36 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

37 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.

My brother Marcelo's wife Sara has roundworms.

My sister Alicia has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Computer Science.

38 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.

My brother Marcelo's wife Sara has been cured of ascariasis.

39 years old
Peace.

My sister Alicia has moved out on her own.

My daughter Eva began school.

40 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.

My sister Adriana's husband Carmelo has diabetes.

My sister Adriana's husband Carmelo has had malaria.

41 years old
Wife pregnant.

Daughter Isabel born.

42 years old
My mother has arthritis of the knee.

My daughter Isabel has had measles.

43 years old
Lost my job due to my political activities.

Began work as a doctor.

My sister Adriana's husband Carmelo has arthritis of the hip.

44 years old
I have a trichuriasis (whip worm) infection.

My brother Marcelo has hookworm.

My brother Marcelo has roundworms.

45 years old
I have been cured of trichuriasis.

My brother Marcelo has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My brother Marcelo has been cured of ascariasis.

My wife Teresa has hookworm.

46 years old
My wife Teresa has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

47 years old
I have arthritis of the knee.

My daughter Isabel began school.

48 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.

Received a 2% pay raise.

My brother Marcelo has contracted leprosy.

49 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

Your brother Marcelo has been disabled by leprosy

50 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.

My sister Adriana has breast cancer.

51 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.

My mother died from an infection.

Inherited money from my parents.

My daughter Eva has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My daughter Eva has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter Eva has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

52 years old
My sister Adriana has died at age 58 from breast cancer.

53 years old
My sister Adriana's husband Carmelo has cutaneous leishmaniasis.

54 years old
My sister Adriana's husband Carmelo has died at age 62 from diabetes.

55 years old
Invested 750000 lempiras in a bank account.

My brother Marcelo has arthritis of the hip.

56 years old
My brother Marcelo's wife Sara has died at age 61 from a stroke.

57 years old
Received a 8% pay raise.

My sister's girlfriend Mercedes has uterine cancer.

58 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.

My daughter Eva has hookworm.

My daughter's boyfriend Tomás has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter's boyfriend Tomás has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

59 years old
My daughter Eva has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

Ramiro Zamorano and my daughter Eva have married.

My daughter Isabel has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter Isabel has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

60 years old
Invested 250000 lempiras in land.

My daughter Eva has moved out on her own.

61 years old
My sister's girlfriend Mercedes has had malaria.

Claudio born to Eva Zamorano

Tomás Velasquez and my daughter Isabel have married.

62 years old
My daughter Isabel has moved out on her own.

My wife Teresa has hookworm.

63 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Colón department.

Invested 25000 lempiras in low-risk stock.

Invested 25000 lempiras in low-risk stock.

Invested 25000 lempiras in low-risk stock.

Invested 10000 lempiras in medium-risk stock.

Invested 10000 lempiras in high-risk stock.

My sister's girlfriend Mercedes has died at age 53 from uterine cancer.

Alfonso born to Eva Zamorano

Magdalena born to Isabel Velasquez

My wife Teresa has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

64 years old
Peace.

Augusto born to Eva Zamorano

Joaquin born to Isabel Velasquez

65 years old
Car was stolen.

Jaime born to Isabel Velasquez

66 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Honduras. 6,197 people have died and 640,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Emilio born to Isabel Velasquez

My daughter Isabel's husband Tomás has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My wife Teresa has died at age 69 from an epileptic seizure.

67 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

My daughter Isabel's husband Tomás has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

68 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.

69 years old
Received a 8% pay raise.

My daughter Isabel's husband Tomás has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

70 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.

Augusto born to Eva Zamorano

Timoteo born to Isabel Velasquez

71 years old
Edmundo born to Eva Zamorano

My daughter Isabel's husband Tomás has given up drinking.

72 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Honduras. 1,481 people have died and 20,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

73 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.

Carmelo born to Eva Zamorano

Marta born to Isabel Velasquez

74 years old
A major tropical storm has hit Honduras. 126 people have died and 50,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Received a 6% pay raise.

75 years old
Received a 2% pay raise.

76 years old
Denied a raise.

My sister Alicia has arthritis of the hip.

Gilberto born to Isabel Velasquez

77 years old
Received a 8% pay raise.

78 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Intibucá department.

Received a 2% pay raise.

79 years old
Peace.

Received a 2% pay raise.

My daughter Isabel has given up drinking.

My daughter Isabel's husband Tomás has schistosomiasis.

80 years old
Received a 8% pay raise.

My daughter Isabel's husband Tomás has been cured of schistosomiasis.

81 years old
Too old to continue working as a doctor.

Mercedes born to Isabel Velasquez

82 years old
I died from an infection.

[rossmum]

http://ptmracing.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=24076#24076

Hey nice job getting yourself assfucked

[OmegaDragon]

RAN HOME TO CRY ON MY BED





NOT A WORD TO MY MOTHER WAS SAID





FATHER CAME LATE AT NIGHT





HE LOOKED AT ME FROM LEFT TO RIGHT





HE SAW ME HANGING FROM A ROPE




HE TOOK HIS KNIFE TO CUT ME DOWN





AND ON MY SHIRT A NOTE WAS FOUND:





DIG MY GRAVE





DIG IT DEEP





DIG MY GRAVE





FROM HEAD TO FEET





AND ON THE TOP PUT A DOVE





TO SHOW THE WORLD I DIED FOR LOVE







SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TONIGHT AT 11:36 P.M.






THIS IS NOT A JOKE





SOMEONE WILL EITHER CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE





AND SAY THAT THEY LOVE YOU





DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN






GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CRUSH/LOVE





COPY AND PASTE AND TITLE IT "SUICIDE NOTE"

What the fuck was the last person in this computer doing?

[rossmum]

[zm screenshot]

[Xetsuei]

http://ptmracing.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?p=24076#24076

[StankBacon]

Evergreen Park, IL 60642





:o

[rossmum]

THUNDER

[OmegaDragon]

blackbird
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/shiptypes/64_64/632.png The Blackbird is a small high-tech cruiser newly employed by the Caldari Navy. Commonly seen in fleet battles or acting as wingman, it is not intended for head-on slugfests, but rather delicate tactical situations.

Special Ability: 10% bonus to ECM Target Jammer strength and 20% bonus to ECM Target Jammer optimal range per skill level.



Fitting
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_08.pngpowergrid output
525
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon08_09.pnglow slots
2
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon08_10.pngmed slots
6
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon08_11.pnghigh slots
4
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon12_07.pngcpu output
400
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon12_12.pnglauncher hardpoints
3
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon12_09.pngturret hardpoints
3

Shield
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_07.pngshield capacity
1406
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_20.pngshield em damage resistance
0
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_19.pngshield explosive damage resistance
60
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_17.pngshield kinetic damage resistance
40
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_18.pngshield thermal damage resistance
20
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_16.pngshield recharge time
1,250.00 sec

Armor
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_06.pngarmor hitpoints
1055
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_20.pngarmor em damage resistance
60
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_19.pngarmor explosive damage resistance
10
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_17.pngarmor kinetic damage resistance
25
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_18.pngarmor thermal damage resistance
45

Structure
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_13.pngmax velocity
190
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon02_10.pngdrone capacity
0
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon03_13.pngcapacity
305 m3
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon02_10.pngmass
14000000 kg
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon02_09.pngvolume
96000 m3 packaged

Capacitor
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_16.pngrecharge time
381.25 sec
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon07_15.pngcapacitor capacity
1062.5

Targeting
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_15.pngmaximum targeting range
75 km
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon04_12.pngmax locked targets
8
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_28.pngradar sensor strength
0
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_27.pngladar sensor strength
0
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_26.pngmagnetometric sensor strength
0
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_25.pnggravimetric sensor strength
20
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_14.pngsignature radius
150 m
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon03_09.pngscan resolution
200

Miscellaneous
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon07_15.pngdamage
0
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_08.pngpowerload
0
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon12_07.pngcpu load
0
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_24.pnginertia modifier
0.55
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_17.pngkinetic dmg resistance
0
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_18.pngthermal dmg resistance
0
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_19.pngexplosive dmg resistance
0
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_20.pngem dmg resistance
0
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon09_16.pngtech level
1
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_52.pngfusion propulsion strength
0
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_49.pngion propulsion strength
0
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_50.pngmagpulse propulsion strength
5
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon22_51.pngplasma propulsion strength
0
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon07_15.pngcalibration
400
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon68_01.pngrig slots
3
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon68_01.pngupgrade hardpoints
3
http://www.eve-online.com/bitmaps/icons/itemdb/black/32_32/icon07_12.pngbaseprice
ISK 3,512,500.00


Time left to get my wants:
9 days

[Emmzee]

http://theslackerz.com/comic/047.gif

[Archon23]

EPIC H3 SPOILERS LOL. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ODRoL9NTiA&NR=1

Was tempting my friend. :downs: