Post Your Clipboard!

[Hurrvish]

HALO 3 SPOILERS [NAVIGATE 1 MORE STEP AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION]DO NOT CLICK IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED THROUGH THE CAMPAIGN YET (http://www.moola.com/moopubs/b2b/exc/join.jsp?sid=4d544d744f5445784e44413d-2)

Yes, I am a bastard.

[Emmzee]

Fly To the Angels

[Bodzilla]

how the fuck are u even alive :S?

oh and <3 Slackerz

[Emmzee]

how the fuck are u even alive :S?

oh and <3 Slackerz
It's a song by Slaughter, gosh.

[Xetsuei]

G4tv.com/Halo

[rossmum]

because i'm getting rather fed up of

[Bodzilla]

It's a song by Slaughter, gosh.
thats was my clipboard silly :downs:

[rossmum]

Was inspired (initially) by my recent ZM addiction, the zombies got swapped out with a Combine execution squad, and then they got shunned in favour of something that didn't look like shit for attempting to focus on the couple's expressions and some random Elite at the same time.
I very nearly didn't edit this. I'm glad I took the time to, now I look at it.
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s310/xbh_rossmum/FinalGoodbye.jpg
Original (http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s310/xbh_rossmum/d2_prison_030009.jpg)

[OmegaDragon]

Brittany Parrish


9:00-9:53am


1101 College Composition

Growing up as a young girl, I was always one of the boys. As my father’s daughter, who was a fanatic about sports, it was in my blood. I started playing basketball at six years old and loved it. But as my twelfth birthday crept along, my dad’s interest began to shift toward little league football. He was offered a head coach position to coach eleven-twelve year old boys. Being an only child at the time and my dad’s best friend, I didn’t miss one practice. I observed everything, like a hawk observes her prey. Eventually, overtime, I learned every play and wanted nothing more than to be my dad’s assistant coach. Many weeks had passed and it was time for the boys to get their helmet and pads. As I watched each boy try on their gear, I felt my blood boil. It wasn’t until that moment that I knew I wanted to play too. Eventually, the last boy grabbed his helmet and ran outside. As I stood there fantasizing about being able to play, I felt something hard hit my head. When I looked up, I noticed I was looking through the bars of a football helmet. “Ready to play?” I heard my dad echo in my ear. My heart exploded with joy. At that moment I knew, it was the best day of my life.

I went to every practice, hit every boy, and loved every bit of it. At first some boys didn’t want to hit me, but that wore off fast and I soon would end up at the bottom of a sack. My heart was in the game and I wouldn’t have changed it for the world. Practices became a routine: Hit, run, and play. My first game crept up on me fast. I wasn’t ready, I told myself. Can I do this? Doubt crept over me like a cloud on a rainy day. My throat was dry, my legs were weak, and the butterflies in my stomach were fluttering like crazy. I think it was safe to say I was nervous. I stood their legs trembling, waiting for someone to grab my jersey and throw me in the game. Before I could think of another doubt, I felt someone tug me from behind. “Brittany run a hitch and go!” As I ran to the field I could feel my heart beat through my ears. I told the quarterback the play and he repeated it to the players almost in a chant. “1-2-3 panthers,” we all screamed. I lined up on the field and I could feel the sweat dripping off my hands. “Down…set…hike!’ I took off, my legs moving faster than I thought they could. Halfway down the field I tilted my head back to look for the ball. I saw it soaring towards me like an eagle. I knew if I didn’t dive for it I would have missed it. Adrenaline rushing I dove. Before I could think any farther, I felt an impact in all directions and I felt my body being crushed. As I lied on the bottom of the pile, I felt a ball lying safe in my arms and a smile crept over my face.



Hmmm, the school computers have very interesting clipboards....

[Dr Nick]

file:///C:/Program%20Files/Microsoft%20Games/Halo%20Custom%20Edition/tags/palmtree_ofthehill/tags/scenery/palm/ (file:///C:/Program&#37;20Files/Microsoft%20Games/Halo%20Custom%20Edition/tags/palmtree_ofthehill/tags/scenery/palm/)

Completely messed up where the tags should be :(

[Xetsuei]

jv0Ws6BLmO0

[Emmzee]

Mad Max 4: Fury Road

[OmegaDragon]

http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2007/09/18/b57a1c9d7e7ed18/usedcondoms.jpg

[Emmzee]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/Rawcover.JPG

[Teroh]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/Rawcover.JPG
Sexiest thing I've seen all day.

[Emmzee]

Sexiest thing I've seen all day.
Other than yourself in a mirror.



Rowr.

[Teroh]

Other than yourself in a mirror.



Rowr.
Or the asian chicks at school.
Fuck yes.
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-flashfap.gif

[Emmzee]

Or the asian chicks at school.
Fuck yes.
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-flashfap.gif
YOU JUST WANT TO BUKKAKE ON THEM.
<:mad:>

[Teroh]

YOU JUST WANT TO BUKKAKE ON THEM.
<:mad:>
Maybe. Just maybe. :XD:

[Emmzee]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/5406/cantsilencethetruthoz1.png

You can't silence the truth.

[Emmzee]

Halo 3 Players Online:
4,018Game failed.
Oh shit.

Link?

[n00b1n8R]

Sexiest thing I've seen all day.
what a sad day :3

[Agamemnon]

You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener."

[rossmum]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l183/n00b1n8R/belair.jpg

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF224-Commander_Crisp.jpg

[n00b1n8R]

lmao
also
http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/4/R/fGuyPetarded_v2_72.jpg

[rossmum]

http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/19777

AHAHAHHAHAHAH.

[Xetsuei]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/91b8/

[OmegaDragon]

http://imagechan.org/img/images/fucked.jpg

Need a high res version of that picture D:

[Emmzee]

This is a hippy that knows that all ailments, including injuries, are caused not by microorganisms or physical trauma, but by disturbances to the vital life energy that keeps us whole and in tune with Gaia.

The Army of One Love™ employs them as medics. I guess somebody has to.

[Agamemnon]

Because this game had things never before seen in the gaming world.
/clipboard

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/F5T/0XHA/F04FMXU0/F5T0XHAF04FMXU0.MEDIUM.gif

[Emmzee]

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g24/bryanfball/wow.gif

[n00b1n8R]

old

wow, what an applicable clipboard >_____>

[Emmzee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BgNhR9oisM&mode=related&search=

[Emmzee]

MOLESTER FACE http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsup.gif (javascript:void(0)) 3 up, 20 down http://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsdown.gif (javascript:void(0))
A FREAKY ASS GRIN YOU GET ON YOUR FACE RIGHT BEFORE YOU SLIP YOUR WILLIE IN A 12 YROLD IN THE MIDDLE SCHOOL PARKING LOT a freaky ass grin you get on your face right before you slip your willie in a 12 yr old student in the middle school parking lot!!
I SAW THAT MICK THE VERIZON GUY HAD HIS MOLESTER FACE ON WHEN HE WAS LOOKING AT THAT LADY'S DAUGHTER i saw that mick the verizon guy had his molester face on when he was looking at that lady's 11 yr daughter bend over in the store

[OmegaDragon]

Hurricane Dicksmasher

[Archon23]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/375369763_38916afab3_o.jpg

My friend said that "she" was hot. :-3

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.joystiq.com/2007/09/25/the-best-thing-youll-see-today-john-p-harvard-goes-halo/

And just so I don't have to wait until somone posts again, here is my next clipboard

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/last-one-standing/halo-sweeps/halo-sweeps.html

[Xetsuei]

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=6361

[Con]

Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water! It’s a double blast attack that’ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!

Air-powered blaster lets you drench your opponents with powerful blasts of water or globs of gooey bio-ooze!
Hit targets up to 35 feet away with a 27-ounce water-supply capacity or up to 20 feet away with a 10-ounce bio-ooze capacity!
Blaster comes with 10-ounce cartridge of bio-ooze. Color of product and packaging may vary.

[rossmum]

[quote=Agamemnon;166270]

[p0lar_bear]

<p>

[rossmum]

14968

[n00b1n8R]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

[rossmum]

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showpost.php?p=7438395&postcount=5

[Agamemnon]

To make bots do this:

open console (if disabled go to options, keyboard, advanced, enable console)
type this into console:

sv_cheats 1
bot

You now have 1 bot...if you type bot again you get 2, if you type bot again......the bot will go spectator.
Bots do not know how to chose team axis so as allies is full they will go spec.
To make bots all able to join allies type this:
mp_limitteams 12 (ish)

then they will all join allies.

to stop them running around type:
bot_zombie 1 (bot_zombie 0 makes them move again)

to make them fire as soon as they spawn
bot_flipout 1 (makes them shoot)

to make them do exactly as you do, type
bot_mimic 1 (please note that each time a player joins the server they get a number from 1 up to 32...so if you were the 3rd person to join the server and u want the bots to mimic you, do bot_mimic 3)

Now they will move and shoot and reload exactly when you do. note they all go rifleman so you have to press reload when they empty a clip as they dont know how to reload the garand

If you really want bots on the other team I suggest you install mani admin plug in and use that to move the bots to another team.

Bots in their current AI level are of no use to the game however many servers have them to "fake" clients connected, so the server looks more full than it was to start with.

[rossmum]

DoD bots, lol

[n00b1n8R]

http://www.livescience.com/technology/destroy_earth_mp.html

[p0lar_bear]

$this->

[rossmum]

Damage Given to "[Cr4ck3rdan] etc." - 65 in 3 hits

[Emmzee]

"Sabotage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabotage_&#37;28song%29)" – Beastie Boys (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beastie_Boys)

[Agamemnon]

DoD bots, lol
Dumb as hell too.

[Archon23]

Boys have a penis, Girls have a vagina

What the hell was my friend doing on my computer?

[OmegaDragon]

http://watch.impress.co.jp/game/docs/20040528/mario03.jpg

I wonder what they were looking at...

[Agamemnon]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Nack

[Emmzee]

http://www.speedtest.net/result/188303402.png (http://www.speedtest.net)

[Agamemnon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Agamemnon582bc/Random%202/GammaComparisonDoom3.jpg

[Emmzee]

I keep running across ads for Wowio, offering free comics. Sure, I'm always interested in new web comics. So off I go and... a shopping cart system (http://www.wowio.com/users/product.asp?BookId=1186&cbBrowse=4)? Well... okay. I'll add it and try to check out, except now I've got to register an account. Fine, except they want me to "confirm my identity." I can apparently scan my driver's license, which is too much work and gives them more information than I'm willing to share. I can give them my credit card number, but why should I trust them with that? Finally, I can somehow register by email.
Well, maybe I'll try the email thing. But let's quick check the license agreement (https://www.wowio.com/users/useradd_terms.asp).

This eText is protected by trade secret laws, copyright laws and international copyright treaties, as well as other intellectual property laws and treaties. The eText is licensed, not sold. You agree to keep this eText confidential and hold it and the related methods and techniques in confidence and trust for WOWIO. Trade secret law? I don't think you get to claim trade secrets on a mass market product you're shipping to random people on the internet. Even assuming this a reasonable, what sort of secrets could a freaking comic book have? Furthermore, I have to "keep this eText confidential." The hell? Again, you're offering this for free on the internet, I think that's the opposite of "confidential."
That's pretty much a deal breaker right there. They're obviously insane. But let's hypothetically go on. Why do they need to authenticate me? "Signing up for a WOWIO account requires that you authenticate your identity. This is necessary to protect the content of our publishing partners and provide readers with free ebooks." Welcome to nonsequitor land. You can give me free ebooks without my identity; I promise you.
So, authenticating by email, huh? Not if your only account is Gmail, Hotmail, Yahoo, or just about any other major webmail provider. You know, like huge numbers of people use?
Wowio, the hell? What is your bizzare ass business model? Giving stuff away doesn't make a lot of money. I'm not seeing any ads. Assuming that giving stuff away is part of your business model, you're sure making it as hard as possible.
.

[Pooky]

There's never anything in my clipboard, and I don't just go posting random shit here like you guys do :saddowns:

[Emmzee]

IRON MAIDEN announce their most ambitious and extraordinary touring plans ever -- and are very pleased to announce that this will include Australia for the first time in 15 years!

http://www.ironmaiden.com/images/news/lineup.jpg
The 'SOMEWHERE BACK IN TIME' World Tour 2008 will be in three sections, starting in February and March 2008 with the first leg encompassing major concerts in 20 selected cities on five continents in seven weeks including India, Japan, North America, Central and South America, and, of course, Australia, opening in Perth on Feb 4 and continuing through Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane:
SOMEWHERE BACK IN TIME, AUSTRALIA 2008
February :-
Monday 4th, Burswood Dome, Perth
Wednesday 6th, Rod Laver Arena, Melbourne
Saturday 9th, Acer Arena, Sydney
Tuesday 12th, Entertainment Centre, Brisbane

The tour then continues with more concerts in North America in late May and June before finishing with a third leg in July and August encompassing major stadiums and festivals all over Europe. During the tour the band is expected to play to well over one and a half million fans and travel close to 100,000 miles.
In an historic first, Iron Maiden, their 60-strong crew and support staff and over 12 tons of equipment will be travelling around the world en masse for the first leg of the tour in a specially commissioned and converted Astraeus Boeing 757 decorated with Maiden and Eddie designs! Vocalist Bruce Dickinson, who is a qualified Airline Captain flying for Astraeus Airlines, will pilot the plane on its epic mission, flying over 50,000 miles.
Comments Bruce Dickinson, "We had the idea last year of converting a jumbo jet into effectively what would be a flying 113 ton 'splitter bus' for touring and we have been working seriously on it ever since. It's pretty complex but in the end we were able, with a lot of help from Astraeus Airlines, to overcome all the technicalities of customising the plane for our purposes. We are taking out the back 10 rows of seats to fit in a customised cargo hold that we can use again in the future if this jaunt works. This is in addition to all the standard storage holds. By taking band, personnel and equipment in one form of transport it makes all the touring so much easier and overcomes the logistical difficulty of people and equipment going in different planes. We can even work out exactly how big our carbon footprint is and take care of that responsibility! We will be packing as much of the show into the plane as we possibly can for this first leg and intend to give the fans something very special to remember. And it allows me to combine 2 of my greatest passions, music and flying!!

http://www.ironmaiden.com/images/news/757.jpg
To tie in with forthcoming 2008 releases on DVD of the classic 'LIVE AFTER DEATH' and 'MAIDEN ENGLAND' concert videos (more details coming soon) this tour, aptly entitled 'SOMEWHERE BACK IN TIME', will revisit the band's history by focusing almost entirely on the 80's in both choice of songs played and the stage set, which will be based around the legendary Egyptian Production of the 1984-85 'Powerslave Tour'. This will arguably be the most elaborate and spectacular show the band have ever presented, and will include some key elements of their Somewhere In Time tour of 1986/7, such as the Cyborg Eddie.
Steve Harris comments; "On the last tour we opened the show by playing our new album 'A Matter of Life and Death' in its 80 minute entirety. We thought we needed the challenge and it proved the right thing to do. However, it can be hard on the fans playing so much new material and we really appreciated the superb support they gave us. So now l guess it's payback time. It's tremendous to be able to use the profile of the DVDs to do what is effectively an 80's show. It will be enormous fun and by changing the approach to the songs we play tour by tour it keeps it fresh and interesting for both the band and the fans alike. l think 'Powerslave' was an incredible show with the Egyptian theme and look forward to seeing it all again myself. We have been planning this for a few years and hoping to take it to Australia -- so we are all delighted that it has now worked out. I would also like to say that we are all are very grateful to our loyal fans in Oz who have kept the Maiden flag flying all these years and we are sorry to have disappointed you for so long. Thanks and see you there"

Rod Smallwood, Iron Maiden's Manager, further commented; "Following Bruce's various hints from on stage this last year about our plans for 2008 ("We are taking some time off to build some pyramids!"), fans have been pestering me for details of the tour and especially asking which songs from that era will be played. That may be as easy as a run in the hills but we will keep our aces close to our chest on this issue. I know it would only take a couple of minutes but at this stage of planning, I'd have to be clairvoyant to know what they will do. I'm sure though it will be no revelation for you that we intend to make up for those wasted years by visiting a large number of hallowed metal venues around the world. Historically 'Powerslave' was an incredibly important album for the band and it would be madness if we didn't give the fans a taste of the full on Iron Maiden show from that time. With our jumbo there really is no rime nor reason why the band cannot now visit fans almost everywhere as many have been real troopers to have waited this long. Heaven only knows what the band will choose but if l could and did tell you now l would have to shoot you! You'll all have to be patient and see. But it will be spectacular. No fear!!"

Historically, this will be Maiden's fourth Australian Tour having first toured in 1982 when 'The Number of the Beast' was Australia's number one album, then again in 1985 with the original 'Powerslave' show and most recently in 1992 with 'Fear of the Dark'. However a great deal has happened with the band since then, especially in recent years when ticket sales have continued to explode around the world as the band's loyal fan base continues to flourish. As Maiden have never had airplay or much video channel exposure anywhere in the world their popularity spread mainly by word of mouth on the back of a legacy of many great albums and an awesome live reputation With the ever increasing power of the internet the Maiden legend has fired the imagination of new young fans around the planet, and, although their audience spans two generations, it is now predominantly a young one, inspired by the massive legacy and influence of this unique band (and, of course, Eddie).
To allow Iron Maiden fans in Australia to get right up close to the band,the fan club are organising advance booking of tickets for members and running a special draw for them whereby 60 winners and friend at each show will be given first access to the venue and be first to the stage barrier. Full details will be on www.ironmaiden.com (http://www.ironmaiden.com/).
Tickets go on sale to the public 9am Thursday 27th September, but members of the Iron Maiden fan club get exclusive first access to purchase tickets from 12 noon Thursday 20th September through to 12 noon Monday 24th September. More details soon!

http://www.ironmaiden.com/images/news/poster.jpg

[Con]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/3367/newbackxe9.png

[Emmzee]

http://comics2.drunkduck.com/Death_By_Pixel/pages/7ed82e7c7b473e1e6386ac66ae2b01d1.png

[Xetsuei]

HOLY SHIT HALO 3 IS AWESOME

[rossmum]

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=166924&postcount=10

Also, fuck yes. They even put a Spitfire on the tour poster. :awesome:

[Teroh]

[23:45] Teroh15: I was fencing this girl
[23:45] Teroh15: And she lunged at me and hit me RIGHT in the crotch
[23:45] Teroh15: And I was only wearing my gym shorts down there
[23:45] Teroh15: So she quickly pulled her blade back and just laughed and was screaming "I'm sorry!"
[23:46] Teroh15: But the ref still gave her the point. :(

[n00b1n8R]

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa115/Jay2645/untitled.jpg

[rossmum]

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showpost.php?p=7447733&postcount=185

[p0lar_bear]

http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Subcomics/Metroid/Archive/Metroid474.png

[rossmum]

In-game Name:

SteamID:

Reason:

Proof:

[Agamemnon]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/1448/1191048896891ti1.jpg

[Emmzee]

file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/HP_Administrator/My%20Documents/Downloads/Heavy%20Metal%20-%201981%20xvid%20commentary%20soundtrack%20%5BHone yko%5D/Heavy%20Metal%20Soundtrack%20Cover/MP3/04-Veteran%20of%20the%20Psychic%20Wars.mp3 (file:///C:/Documents&#37;20and%20Settings/HP_Administrator/My%20Documents/Downloads/Heavy%20Metal%20-%201981%20xvid%20commentary%20soundtrack%20%5BHone yko%5D/Heavy%20Metal%20Soundtrack%20Cover/MP3/04-Veteran%20of%20the%20Psychic%20Wars.mp3)

[Tweek]

BAD LINK OMG.


agamemnon. that.

is one of the awesomest threads i've seen... ever.
in a long time.

[PlasbianX]

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/PlayerModel.ashx?p1=0&p2=5&p3=5&p4=5&p5=4&p6=0&p7=15&p8=17

Damn i look good.

[Emmzee]

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/PlayerModel.ashx?p1=0&p2=5&p3=5&p4=5&p5=4&p6=0&p7=15&p8=17

Damn i look good.
You look like a cross between Shredder and Master Chief.

[rossmum]

agamemnon. that.

is one of the awesomest threads i've seen... ever.
in a long time.
Yes I agree

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/1448/1191048896891ti1.jpg

Was showing someone else.

[Emmzee]

"Someone else" was me, and I had already seen it.


Carlvember 6

[rossmum]

No, not just you, mister.

[Emmzee]

No, not just you, mister.
You mean...there's...another woman in your life?



You bastard.

[rossmum]

I'm sorry, will you ever forgive me? :smith:

[Emmzee]

I'm sorry, will you ever forgive me? :smith:
Yes, but only because I love you.

[Syuusuke]

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/h2vista_v2/buttons/reputation.gif (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/reputation.php?p=167435)

Was seeing if I can copy and paste it to other sites, I'm an idiot to forget that you have to be a member here to rep =S

[Emmzee]

http://www.eddiesmegastore.com/

[rossmum]

2235.688

[Pooky]

Holy shit, there's actually something in my clipboard for once.

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=6007

>:U

[Skiiran]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/1448/1191048896891ti1.jpg
Agamemnon.... Oh God yes.

I would +Rep you infinitely if possible. But I can't. Can you ever forgive me? :saddowns:

[rossmum]

I predict that my clipboard contains a link to an incredibly shit post.

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=167523&postcount=37

HEY WOW I WAS RIGHT

[n00b1n8R]

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/1448/1191048896891ti1.jpg

it's things like that that make 4chan tollerable :awesome:

[Skiiran]

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/704/whoreofbabylonkl8.jpg
I am hoping it will catch on, guys.

[rossmum]

http://xs319.xs.to/xs319/07390/zyointroducessuperstruct.jpg

[Emmzee]

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee67/ahab_02/31-40/kali_033.jpg

[PlasbianX]

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t197/cobra142/Megafail.jpg

[Bodzilla]

A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below.
She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!"

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me."

The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat."

"I am," replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met , but, somehow, now it's my fault."

.....

[Agamemnon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KYfAU7eXNU

[Emmzee]

Russia's conflict with Chechnya, a republic in the southwestern part of the Russian Federation, lasted from Dec 94 to Aug 96. Like the war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, the Chechen conflict produced severe cases of combat stress and psychological trauma. Unlike the war in Afghanistan, where most of the fighting was conducted in valleys or in the mountains, the fighting in Chechnya was conducted in cities or at close range in the countryside. As one Russian officer noted about the latter conflict:

The majority of analysts have arrived at the opinion that the course and outcome of modern war in large part will depend on the psychological condition of servicemen, their ability to endure an ever-increasing (psychological) load, overcome fear in battle, and preserve their will to win.1 (http://leav-www.army.mil/fmso/documents/stress.htm#FN1) These recent wars reinvigorated Russia's military medical service to look for new ways to prevent or limit psychological trauma in servicemen, and to find new methods to rehabilitate those affected. For the U.S. Armed Forces, which hasn't suffered combat stress casualties on such a scale since the war in Vietnam, the lessons learned by Russia's medical services offer a smorgasbord of options and treatments that should be examined closely for their relevance and potential applicability.
In addition, as was the U.S. experience in Vietnam, Russian society to some extent has become a victim of the fighting. The proper means to rehabilitate combat stress victims are currently under study, but most treatments are coming too late. Unable to acclimate to social conditions and feeling unappreciated for their sacrifices, some Chechen veterans are even turning to violent or organized crime to make a living, a consequence of the fighting that will plague Russian society for years to come.
.

[Xetsuei]

http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/2049/1915325fulljk3.jpg

:cool:

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.aeropause.com/archives/2007/09/the_controller.php

[rossmum]

14890

[Emmzee]

Upload Assignment: Week 3 - Assignment: Submission of NC Vacation Webpage

Working with Blackboard in my computer class <_<

[n00b1n8R]

so i was over at 4 chan when..
http://biblia.com/jesusart/jesus-face-29.jpg
Now, this is a story all about how
My body got nailed up to a cross
And I’d like to take a minute
Heres how it begins
I'll tell you how I died for all your mortal sins

In west Bethlehem born and raised
In Nazareth was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all makin some wood cups, wowin' some fools
When a couple of Romans
Who were up to no good
Said I wasnt behavin in the way that I should
I had one last supper and my men drank wine
I said eat my body drink my blood and I’ll be fine

I was nailed a cross and when death came nearer
The light shone brightly and I saw a little clearer
If anything I could say that evil roman wins
But I thought now forget it, I’ll die for your sins

They pulled me to my grave about seven or eight
And I rose from my tomb yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To settle in heaven and listen to prayer

http://radiocristiandad.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/sadam-hussein-capture.jpg
Now this is a story all about how
Iraq got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute so just sit tight
I'll tell you how I got hanged at 10PM in the night.

In the bleak Iraqi desert I was born and raised
Startin' conflicts is how I spend most of my days
Invadin', dictatin', killin' people all cool
and shootin' son-in-laws right outside of their schools
When George W. Bush thought I was up to no good
And started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
So I hid in my hole until they found me and said
"Put your hands in the air or we'll shoot your ass dead."

The whistled for a judge and when he came near
They threw me in a cell and he said I was a queer
They kept me in prison, I didn't get a free pass
And soon I was on trial for killing people with gas.

They said I had dispersed bioweapons everywhere
As I yelled to the kurds "Yo homes, how 'bout that air?"
I looked at my noose, and it was easy to tell
I'd soon be flyin' first class, directly down into Hell.

http://www.savitridevi.org/images/hitler_painting.jpg
Now this is the story all about how
Europe got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I failed and became an hero.

In Western Europe born and raised,
At the theater room where I spent most of my days,
Planning, plotting and acting all cool,
Shooting some traitors to instill loyalty true,
When a couple of Allies were up to no good,
Started running forces through our neck of the woods,
We lost a couple of little fights and my generals got scared,
They said "You're moving with your cabinet to the bunkers down there"

I waited for my escort and when they came near,
The jeeps had troops and guns in the rear,
If anything I thought this protection was rare,
But I said "Nah forget it, yo home to down there!"

I pulled up to the elevator at about seven or eight,
And yelled to the guys "Yo troops, your medals come later"
I looked at my bunker, I was finally there,
To settle my defeat as I breathed in stale air.

http://www.webwombat.com.au/spotlight/images/steve-irwin-dead.jpg
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the crocodile hunter

In the suburbs of Melbourne born and raised
In the zoo is where I spent most of my days
Taking out, handling, cleaning animal poo
And all handling dangerous wildlife too
When a couple of crocs who were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my wife got scared
And said youre moving with your crew and documentary to Port Douglas!

I whistled for a boat and when it came near the
Licensplate said STINGRAY and had a barb in the mirror
If anything I could say that this boat was rare
But I thought "naw forget it, crikeys to Port Douglas!"

I pulled up to the reef about seven or eight
And I yelled to the stingray "Crikeys! Smell you later!"
He looked at me square and shot the barb through my chest
And now I'm dead in the ocean next to the Stingrays nest!

there were others but they were about gay people and pedobear.

[Bodzilla]

http://www.oysterbaytackle.com/gallery05/sheepshead_teeth.jpg
:-3

[Emmzee]

Nothing is in my clipboard
</clipboard>

[p0lar_bear]

http://www.gearboxsoftware.com

[Random]

http://www.bungie.net/stats/halo3/CareerStats.aspx?player=Random846&social=true&map=0

[OmegaDragon]

0353

[Texrat]

classical

[Skiiran]

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3716/1187469135209vh2.jpg

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/content/files/gif/5175.gif

[n00b1n8R]

I love those things skirran.

also that is awesome omega.

[n00b1n8R]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/aa/300machinecode.jpg

[Con]

http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-effort.gif

[Emmzee]

http://wiki.dats.us/index.php/Digimon_Frontier

School computer <_<

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.pickthebrain.com/blog/life-lessons-learned-playing-halo/

[Archon23]

http://ranting-gryphon.com/

[Emmzee]

GOpOK9EuuFc

[Random]

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Rosseh/amazing-halo-3-stick--47560.phtml

[n00b1n8R]

http://wiki.dats.us/index.php/Digimon_Frontier

School computer <_<

man your school has the coolest people :-3

[PlasbianX]

http://thekickback.com/rickroll/rickroll.php?titlename=/my_pics_02

:awesome:

[Random]

http://thekickback.com/rickroll/rickroll.php?titlename=/my_pics_02

:awesome:

Why did I click allow scripts D:

http://gameroom.mlgpro.com/view/wQMBBfhsalsIAtlU.html

[Hurrvish]

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/3612/halomapsforum1191446988xi1.png

[n00b1n8R]

http://thekickback.com/rickroll/rickroll.php?titlename=/my_pics_02

:awesome:

Rickrolled :gonk:

[Con]

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Rosseh/amazing-halo-3-stick--47560.phtml

[Dr Nick]

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/Rosseh/amazing-halo-3-stick--47560.phtmlHOLY SHIT!

[Jay2645]

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=13392359

[Emmzee]

http://www.omgwtfbbq.com (http://thekickback.com/rickroll/rickroll.php?titlename=/my_pics_02)

[PlasbianX]

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/RankHistory.aspx?player=ll&#37;20StPeter%20ll

Peter Cruz, best damn halo player in my town.

[MR X]

I FOUND BUDDA
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=169441#post169441

[Tweek]

I FOUND BUDDA
<snip>


what was that about?
any mod care to enlighten or tell me it's none of my business?
since i just got a PM from a banned guy, to a deleted topic.

[OmegaDragon]

WARNING: Awesome Inside
http://www.pick-up-lines.info/pirate_pick_up_lines.jpg

[Tweek]

that reminded me of this (http://exhibition.dragonsworn.com/marquis/1.jpg)

[OmegaDragon]

CMT Casting for "My Big Redneck Wedding"

Looks like Masterz has something up his sleeve :ssh:
lol craiglist ad

[Con]

CMT Casting for "My Big Redneck Wedding"

lol craiglist ad
haha, I'd watch that

[rossmum]

/y gunman in station 7, probably headed for 6

[Random]

http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Look-What-the-Cops-Caught-4994.jpg

[Emmzee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoNmNmXExZ8

[Pooky]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/e/6/3e621738b7fe09ccb101532a9336f033.jpg

[itszutak]

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/PlayerModel.ashx?p1=1&p2=0&p3=4&p4=4&p5=4&p6=2&p7=9&p8=9

[rossmum]

http://www.stssource.com/forum/showthread.php?t=404

Ironically, it wouldn't load...

[Dr Nick]

U10ia2giM-I

[p0lar_bear]

U10ia2giM-I

I heard that when you go up to a Coca-Cola vending machine and insert your money, if you press Coke 4 times, Diet Coke 5 times, Sprite 3 times, and Cherry Coke twice, all before the bottle pops out, out will pop... a Pepsi.

[PlasbianX]

RmxSnoZTQTg

[TeeKup]

I heard that when you go up to a Coca-Cola vending machine and insert your money, if you press Coke 4 times, Diet Coke 5 times, Sprite 3 times, and Cherry Coke twice, all before the bottle pops out, out will pop... a Pepsi.

Rofl. XD

[Hurrvish]

Secret weapon in Halo 3http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/9/2007/10/medium_CrazyH3_OBS01--screenshot_large.jpg
Or maybe not >_>

[Bodzilla]

http://66.81.80.139/burnie4707b5e467d8a.jpg

O_o

[Emmzee]

http://theslackerz.com/comic/048.jpg

[Agamemnon]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/3049/1191718730672hf5.jpg

[Skiiran]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/3049/1191718730672hf5.jpg
Is his hair coming out of that broken exhaust thing?

[Agamemnon]

Actually it just looks like a sloppy shop work on the player model.

[Skiiran]

http://i21.tinypic.com/2h7i5bk.png

[rossmum]

nothing

Also, above pic is win

[OmegaDragon]

infection game engine.

[p0lar_bear]

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/images/customavatars/avatar111_4.gif

[Random]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/Random846/3952731-Full.jpg

Catapult >:D

[Con]

How's it work? :awesome:

[Xetsuei]

Kybo Ren II

[n00b1n8R]

How's it work? :awesome:

rocket on the end the chief isn't standing on.

Stuff like that really reminds me of Gmod or Source Forts.

[rossmum]

http://www.1944game.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4916
http://www.1944game.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4790

Holy fuck.

[n00b1n8R]

O_o
Holy fucking shit.

and I'm not even a WW2 game fan o_O

[soloblast]

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=962

[Hurrvish]

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/160/2411380.png

[Emmzee]

Skull, Skull, Skull

[PlasbianX]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f246/quarkroller/472818473_l.gif
FEAR ME

[Skiiran]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IlHgbOWj4o

Science!

[PlasbianX]

http://i24.tinypic.com/2evvrd0.jpg
ASS RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Random]

rocket on the end the chief isn't standing on.

Stuff like that really reminds me of Gmod or Source Forts.

wrong D:

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/Random846/3952972-Full.jpg

TANK

[TeeKup]

^ ROFL.

[PlasbianX]

<DevilSShadoW> and those are the words me and my friend generaly use irl
<DevilSShadoW> friends*
<DevilSShadoW> so ya,pretty much owned,fucked,pwned,etc.
<Atriarch> aha
<PlasX|Halo3> you use pwn in real life?
* paul smacks onepee
<Atriarch> PlasX|Halo3: rofl
* Elmin has quit IRC (Quit: )
<LoVeRSaMa> gn
<PlasX|Halo3> "Dude did you see Mrs.Smith's homework today?"
<PlasX|Halo3> "Yea dude, it fking pwns"
* LoVeRSaMa has quit IRC (Quit: i am gone, or am i O.o)
<Onepex> yeah
<Onepex> Via me Oriax
<Kuollut> nights ppl
* BigPunisher has joined #supremel2
<Onepex> But I really need to go to bed
<Onepex> So tomorrow!
<Onepex> Pm me then
* [HS]Bangy has joined #supremel2
* BigPunisher has left #supremel2
<DevilSShadoW> PlasX|Halo3 ya i use pwn irl
<PlasX|Halo3> rofl
<DevilSShadoW> u shoudl hear how cool it sounds in romanin
* Boinks has quit IRC (Quit: Boinks)
<PlasX|Halo3> isdahjd alskda ash pwn
<DevilSShadoW> kinda
<DevilSShadoW> girls go wild when i say it
<PlasX|Halo3> lol
<DevilSShadoW> i go in a disco,i say it and i get 3 blowjobs
<PlasX|Halo3> lol disco
<DevilSShadoW> club*
<DevilSShadoW> w/e
<DevilSShadoW> i can go to a public bathroom and say it and i still get a blowjob
<PlasX|Halo3> in the guys bathroom.....
<DevilSShadoW> ya
<DevilSShadoW> does it matter who's sucking your dick?
<PlasX|Halo3> to me, yes.
<DevilSShadoW> as long as some1's sucking it its clear u'r in control.

[Con]

The biological or chemical process by which elemental nitrogen, from the air, is converted to organic or available nitrogen.

[Emmzee]

http://www.fukung.net/images/4983/pic113.gif

[Random]

http://www.stumbleupon.com/mainpics/885650.jpg

[Atty]

Do you see what I've done here?

[Archon23]

......I love you......

Edit: :gonk: Gotta spread more rep.

[Random]

Do you see what I've done here?

Thank you.

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a603/a603_bm.gif

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.longview.be/images/awesome.png

:D it's back

[Archon23]

Aaaaaand there goes ross's post count.

[Atty]

Panasonic TC-32LX700

[Pooky]

http://www.longview.be/images/awesome.png

:D it's back
just in time for me to forget what that thing was I wanted to put in this thread

[Atty]

http://iatty.blogspot.com/

[p0lar_bear]

-heapsize 96000 -console

[ExAm]

http://1944d-day.com/pr/November2006/Audio/public_demo_final.WAV

[n00b1n8R]

VIVA LA CLIPBOARDZ!!
also

One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?

[OmegaDragon]

Internet2 Network ready to run at 100GBps (http://www.devicepedia.com/networking/internet2-network-ready-to-run-at-100gbps.html)

[Archon23]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/7518/hehsh8.png

[rossmum]

74.86.173.206:27015

[Reaper Man]

My pro tablet drawing skills :awesome:
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/5868/hitlernw9.jpg
I didn't draw his clothes right, I know. :saddowns:

[Bodzilla]

Reaperman: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-shlick.gif :Haw:
Boba: PREACHER TOLD ME GIRLS ARE JUST THE LORD'S OVEN.
KM00: so, what powers there oven? :-3
Flyboy: your wallet.

[rossmum]

Why doesn't anyone take screenshots in console instead of copying and pasting? Seriously this could be edited so easily.

So could a screenshot, in the right hands. ;)

Mind you, most people aren't too good at shopping stuff like that, so it's definitely less likely.

[Reaper Man]

Reaper Man: happy birthday you filthy whore
Reaper Man: :awesome:
20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): thanks slutbag
Reaper Man: ^________^
Reaper Man: now, go get laid >:U
20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): this is motherfucking awesome
20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): 2573 polies on my sniper
Reaper Man: lul
20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): leaving me like 8k to play with
Reaper Man: lul
20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): i'll probably stop at 5 max though
20.Ogef.Kurz (Ross): normal the rest
Reaper Man: please. for the love of god get laid

[rossmum]

The irony is overwhelming.

-0.0

[atomicpower93]

Call of Duty 4 Demo,
woah how many pages is there?

[rossmum]

A lot.

373 on default 10ppp. :haw:

[Reaper Man]

:downsgun:http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-fh.gif

[rossmum]

-46.799

Still working on S-5.

[klange]

avant-window-navigator

[Emmzee]

5

[OmegaDragon]

http://www.woostercollective.com/2007/10/11/benncar1.jpg

[TeeKup]

http://www.stumbleupon.com/mainpics/885650.jpg

BAH HA HA HA HA.

[Atty]

chemically imbalanced

[Emmzee]

I love you

[LlamaMaster]

http://www.fukung.net/images/748/themoonvsanelephant.jpg

[TeeKup]

Rofl dumbass.

[PlasbianX]

http://www.fukung.net/images/2071/ugonnaget.jpg

[Dr Nick]

http://www.fukung.net/images/748/themoonvsanelephant.jpgToo bad it's shoop'd...

...Actually, I could probably do that in M$Paint.

[Emmzee]

stale baguette

[Huero]

:LINES =/= CIRCLES says:
Hey, want to have awkward gay sex and then never talk about it ever again?
:LINES =/= CIRCLES says:
Or, as the only other alternative, would you like to have awkward gay sex and always talk about it

[Emmzee]

Cuddle? What a fag

[Pooky]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fZBZ02E47M

[Teroh]

YAY ITS BACK.

[Rob Oplawar]

http://thekickback.com/rickroll/rickroll.php?titlename=/my_pics_02

:awesome:
:lmao:
omg that's great. ahhh i laughed my ass off. And the url is cunningly disguised... genius.


I made a webpage like that once, except while it was refusing to go away, it had an infinitely looping script spawing images and scaling them to ridiculously huge sizes.
And another win for Firefox: Firefox immediately detected the problem and recommended that scripts be disabled for the page.
When I tested it on Internet Explorer on the school computers, it just happily kept doing what it was told, to the point that it didn't crash just itself, or windows explorer- it crashed the whole fucking operating system. That is a sad day when your web browser sucks so much that a simple script could cause your operating system to crash.

[Emmzee]

http://theslackerz.com/comic/049.gif

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

[Strings]
Name= "Example"
Description= "This is a just a small example of what you can do as a Halo 2 cartographer!"

[Emmzee]

http://www.maidenzone.com/pics/amolad.jpg

[Bodzilla]

sorry guys i just dont think the private sexual habits of the cyberslam members needs to be known. Take this as a public warning for all about this type of posts and i hope to not see anymore like this in the future.

~ Closed

[rossmum]

[quote=Leiukemia;173682]

[Archon23]

http://www2.tky.3web.ne.jp/~yosshin/my_works/index.html

:-3

[Con]

convoluted

[Pooky]

e:http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5426/lulsvj6.jpg

[Bodzilla]

That sounds like an upgrade to me.
:awesome:

[PlasbianX]

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5671/notawesomewx3.jpg

:notawesome:

[Emmzee]

Needs more transparent GIF.

[PlasbianX]

Needs more transparent GIF.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2936/notawesomeve6.jpg

:O?

[Reaper Man]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2936/notawesomeve6.jpg

:O?
:fail:

[Emmzee]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2936/notawesomeve6.jpg

:O?
:fail:

[Tweek]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2936/notawesomeve6.jpg

:O?
:fail:

[jcap]

it's back
...but not for long.

Also, to keep with the spirit of this thread:


WHY THE FUCK was the SHIT clipboard thread restored, Atty? The music thread should have been put back (I was going to do it yesterday), but the clipboard thread is one I have despised since about the second week from the time it was made when it began to get filled up with Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: Fw: OMG LOL FUNNY LOOK SPAM from my inbox and FLAMES TOWARDS OTHER MEMBERS. The members complaining were being childish little fuckheads who throw a fit over anything. The thread should have remained deleted.

Case in point: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showth...t=962&page=373 (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=962&page=373) and on.