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rossmum
May 9th, 2007, 01:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j6rR-Xv2Ro

HOLY SHIT

Agamemnon
May 9th, 2007, 05:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j6rR-Xv2Ro

HOLY SHIT
Oblivion sucks now tbh.

ExAm
May 9th, 2007, 09:45 AM
Indeed.

FlyingStone
May 9th, 2007, 10:03 AM
Hmm, i forgot what i have on the clip board...oops, that didn't work. Convert.
[/URL]
[URL=http://imageshack.us]http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4008/sd96bfb1hs6.png (http://imageshack.us)
Oh hia Amber
-F.S

ExAm
May 9th, 2007, 07:21 PM
^awmftw

Emmzee
May 9th, 2007, 07:49 PM
http://historyteacher.net/USProjects/USQuizzes/WorldWarII-1.htm


Is that still in my clipboard?

PlasbianX
May 9th, 2007, 08:33 PM
Mmk, did this out of bored-ness and fun. The paper is folded like this: -\/-
So when open: its -\_/- and closed: its -|-

So, Closed:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a31/plasbianx/picA.jpg

And open:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a31/plasbianx/picB.jpg


:D

Stealth
May 9th, 2007, 09:10 PM
http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/crazyfrogcherielarge.jpg
^WTF^

p0lar_bear
May 9th, 2007, 09:44 PM
[QUOTE=Aklass;60561]

n00b1n8R
May 10th, 2007, 01:04 AM
http://www.bloggerheads.com/images/crazyfrogcherielarge.jpg
^WTF^
freaky frog lmao

Teroh
May 10th, 2007, 01:07 AM
You launch super weapon "Teroh's Pet", a level 3 Nuclear Missile on #10322) Kingdom of Seal,
and they were unable to stop it!
417 acres of land were destroyed, with the following buildings :
84 military factories, 87 shops, 129 houses, 39 farms, 12 hospitals, 15 oils rigs and 51 labs.
693 tanks, 672 troops, 384 jets and 294 turrets were destroyed.

57,771 citizens were also killed in the bombing.
The launch used up 100,000 oil barrels.

rossmum
May 10th, 2007, 02:08 AM
http://h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2324&page=2

Also, nice one Plas :p

Emmzee
May 10th, 2007, 07:51 PM
shfbds8g28b92b


^I have no idea.

24 April 2007

STRANGLETHORN VALE, AZEROTH
Today, new World of Warcraft player (a so-called "noob (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Noob)") Garth Petersaaan, of Pittsburgh (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh), Pennsylvania, was violently "pwned (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pwned)"[1] (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Noob_Gets_PWNED#_note-0)by a "leet (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Leet) haxxor (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Hacker)"[2] (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Noob_Gets_PWNED#_note-1) in the game World of Warcraft (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/World_of_Warcraft). The criminals proceeded to "gank"[3] (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Noob_Gets_PWNED#_note-2) and "teabag (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Teabag)" the victim's dead body[4] (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Noob_Gets_PWNED#_note-3) until he was forced to cry himself to sleep, when the killers allegedly ran back into the jungle to hide.
Garth was able to comment for us, saying: "It was out of nowhere. I was just playing my level 12 Blood Elf (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Blood_Elf) hunter, xxlegolasrofllolxx and these level seventy hackers came out and ganked me. I got camped for about two hours. I mean it was atrocious, people talk about the holocaust (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Holocaust), that shit was nothing compared to the atrocities (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Pwnage) he committed to my dead computerized self."

itszutak
May 10th, 2007, 09:19 PM
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/images/customavatars/avatar169_6.gif

IMing a friend. <_<

PlasbianX
May 10th, 2007, 10:04 PM
width="1024" height="791"

<333333333 reaperman

Stealth
May 10th, 2007, 10:25 PM
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1410/cautiontape2kt8.jpg
Caution Tape!

Hurrvish
May 10th, 2007, 10:31 PM
Microsoft Windows

In some versions of the Microsoft Windows (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Windows) operating system, the contents of the clipboard can be viewed at any time by using the Clipboard Viewer (Clipbook Viewer in Windows XP) application (clipbrd.exe). In older versions of Windows the common practice was to open a copy of the "Notepad" or "Wordpad" editor, and paste into that. Often these operations are available from the "Edit" pull down menu and they may be available via a context menu, usually accessible by context-clicking in the window or dialog entry that is to be cut from or pasted into.
The standard Windows keybindings are:

Ctrl-c to copy data onto the clipboard
Ctrl-x to cut data to the clipboard
Ctrl-v to paste data from the clipboard The Clipbook Viewer was removed entirely in Windows Vista (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_Vista).



:raise:

Random
May 10th, 2007, 10:39 PM
Fur ein Woche, KONNTE ER SEIN ESSEN NICHT ERREICHEN.


So er ist tot, er kann nicht essen und trinken.


Sein Mutter war trauig, aber sie wissen sie gewarnt ihn.


Christoph DAS Kreis Kind war nicht mehr.

ExAm
May 10th, 2007, 11:31 PM
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1410/cautiontape2kt8.jpg
Caution Tape!Is that yours? STOP NOW. Before you put that into anything, it's "personnel", not "personal".

Stealth
May 10th, 2007, 11:38 PM
D:
I knew I miss spelled something, I'll have it fixed in less time it took me to make it.:-3

ExAm
May 11th, 2007, 12:08 AM
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol:

^don't ask

Teroh
May 11th, 2007, 12:36 AM
http://www.wargames2.net/Images/exclaim.gif We are currently losing about $494,123 per turn. Consider selling some army, raising taxes & building more houses and shops.
If this keeps up, we have about 31 turns before we run out of money!

http://www.wargames2.net/Images/exclaim.gif We are currently at 28&#37; military unit production per turn. Attract more people to our country by lowering taxes and building houses.

ExAm
May 11th, 2007, 12:47 AM
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=10776202

rossmum
May 11th, 2007, 07:38 AM
Your general reports from combat: "Our army's strength was much stronger than the enemy's".
Your losses : 180 tanks, 948 troops and 379 jets.
Your allies' total losses : 0 tanks, 0 troops and 0 jets.
Enemy losses : 451 tanks, 557 troops, 403 jets and 376 turrets.

You have won the battle!
You have captured 18 military factories, 45 shops, 45 houses, 10 farms, 4 hospitals, 8 oils rigs and 27 labs.
A total of 157 land (including 80 free land), and 215,231$ stolen.
The attacking jets, tanks & troops used 36,552 oil barrels and 6,580 food supplies.
Your general has gained 539,813$'s worth of experience from the battle.



Before:
Turns: 17Funds: 217,981$Food: 8,041,591Public opinion: 94&#37;
Turn #2000 special events:

Negative event:
No special event occured this turn.

Positive event:
A new recruitment law passed, adding 2,918 troops to your army!



After:
Turns: 12Funds: 183,851$Food: 8,065,514Public opinion: 100%

Axed.

Tweek
May 11th, 2007, 11:31 AM
* Now talking in #esmod
* Topic is '[ Eternal Silence HL2 Mod ] - [ http://www.eternal-silence.net ] - [ Linux server binaries: http://www.eternal-silence.net/forums/index.php?topic=3443.msg50939#msg50939 ]'
* Set by RTMgaming.UK.EU.GameSurge.net on Fri Apr 20 06:44:00
* ChanServ sets mode: +o [ES]Tweek

=o

funny how irc automatically copys that you select.

Patrickssj6
May 11th, 2007, 01:33 PM
BTTF

p0lar_bear
May 11th, 2007, 01:52 PM
http://imdb.com/title/tt0110189/quotes

Emmzee
May 11th, 2007, 07:49 PM
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/full_metal_jacket/

LlamaMaster
May 11th, 2007, 08:14 PM
llamaboy you are the weirdest person on this board. from your name to your posts/threads just down right off the wall.
Yah.

rossmum
May 11th, 2007, 08:23 PM
http://h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1480&page=5

guys how do i post thread :gonk:

OmegaDragon
May 11th, 2007, 08:30 PM
http://www.bungie.net/stats/default.aspx

Emmzee
May 11th, 2007, 08:38 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/DeLorean-1982-DeLorean-DMC-12-1982-DeLorean-DMC-12_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ31830QQihZ013QQitemZ 230125049258

Teroh
May 11th, 2007, 08:42 PM
0 hours & 18 minutes ago:
#10364) Draconis Combine launched a Chemical Missile on #10264) Polaris successfully.
#10364) Draconis Combine launched a Nuclear Missile on #10264) Polaris successfully.

rossmum
May 11th, 2007, 08:48 PM
10293

Also, snapped.

Stealth
May 11th, 2007, 09:18 PM
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/7175/slcrosshairqc2.gif
SL cross hairs

ExAm
May 11th, 2007, 09:29 PM
^[/thread]

Patrickssj6
May 11th, 2007, 10:09 PM
Me.Visible = False

rossmum
May 11th, 2007, 10:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnyytfmypL0&mode=related&search=

InnerGoat
May 11th, 2007, 11:18 PM
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/623/1178912778je0.jpg

rossmum
May 11th, 2007, 11:23 PM
H2 SP wasn't that good, IMO. They need people to make it better. http://www.xfire.com/xf/images/smiles/icon_neutral.gif

p0lar_bear
May 11th, 2007, 11:25 PM
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=61660#post61660

PlasbianX
May 12th, 2007, 09:01 AM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a31/plasbianx/Halo&#37;20Maps/blahblah.jpg

Something i was working on.. placeholder textures, and you cant see the whole underground complex yet.

rossmum
May 12th, 2007, 09:13 AM
http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=300941

Emmzee
May 12th, 2007, 09:22 AM
http://theslackerz.com/comic/003.jpg

Emmzee
May 12th, 2007, 12:16 PM
http://protestwarrior.com/nimages/the_sign.jpg

Teroh
May 12th, 2007, 04:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnyytfmypL0&mode=related&search

Awesommmmmmme

Emmzee
May 12th, 2007, 04:27 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Turtledove&#37;27s_Darkness

InnerGoat
May 12th, 2007, 04:38 PM
go home (http://www.h2vista.net/innergoat/stuff/dr/no&#37;20u/0503071gohome1fc9.jpg)

Emmzee
May 12th, 2007, 06:06 PM
http://clipaday.com/videos/i-guess-the-internet-really-is-for-porn

Shocking. I thought it was way more than 12&#37;...

Stealth
May 12th, 2007, 06:45 PM
http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5859/slcrosshairub3.jpg
^_^

n00b1n8R
May 12th, 2007, 07:02 PM
who's that for stealth?

flibitijibibo
May 12th, 2007, 07:42 PM
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4513/dellboxes7.jpg

Stealth
May 12th, 2007, 07:46 PM
who's that for stealth?
Me, other then that, I don't know.







The Complex

Boba
May 12th, 2007, 08:01 PM
ROOOOOOOOOCCKKKKKKKKKKKETTTTTTTT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGG

rossmum
May 12th, 2007, 08:17 PM
http://h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=61950#post61950

-£§- §age
May 12th, 2007, 08:25 PM
http://halomaps.org/missing.html

ExAm
May 12th, 2007, 09:15 PM
Someone's High Ground ownage video.
8llFV3MFawI

itszutak
May 12th, 2007, 09:24 PM
I don't like how any of the weapons sound. :/

rossmum
May 12th, 2007, 10:17 PM
I don't mind them, could sound better though.

Edit:

Loving how the bolt visibly reciprocates with each shot. <3

Edit:

Whoah, did they bring back the semiauto zoomed thing for the BR?

ExAm
May 12th, 2007, 11:14 PM
I don't mind them, could sound better though.

Edit:

Loving how the bolt visibly reciprocates with each shot. <3

Edit:

Whoah, did they bring back the semiauto zoomed thing for the BR?A. I love 'em

B. I was fucking ecstatic when I first saw that in the last ViDoc

C. Don't think so... (EDIT: Definitely not)

I'm not a hundred percent fond of the new way the announcer is doing his thing.

Stealth
May 12th, 2007, 11:20 PM
maybe he should be fired.

n00b1n8R
May 13th, 2007, 12:23 AM
<3 the gun sounds.
anouncer sounds like a tool though..

Teroh
May 13th, 2007, 01:00 AM
slapping the monkey

D:

rossmum
May 13th, 2007, 02:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ae2so7Yak&mode=related&search=

Teroh
May 13th, 2007, 03:38 AM
QTFSTUFNWEB

Patrickssj6
May 13th, 2007, 10:24 AM
molestate

rossmum
May 13th, 2007, 10:29 AM
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2427&page=2

itszutak
May 13th, 2007, 10:46 AM
10364

rossmum
May 13th, 2007, 10:59 AM
http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=327108

ExAm
May 13th, 2007, 11:57 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3ae2so7Yak&mode=related&search=Nice. Unless they're promoting their T-90 over the Abrams, then it's just baseless propaganda. D:<

Agamemnon
May 13th, 2007, 01:37 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/Agamemnon582bc/Random%202/facepunch.jpg

-£§- §age
May 13th, 2007, 01:37 PM
Nice vid of H3, American.

Today's Clipboard:

Noble, Bright

I have no fucking idea.

Hurrvish
May 13th, 2007, 01:52 PM
width="550" height="400"

Patrickssj6
May 13th, 2007, 02:09 PM
YOU PERVERT

PFrOM0gQJvE

Teroh
May 13th, 2007, 04:16 PM
Absurd (~$8000 :v) - You can go on vacation or you can buy this. Good choice.

Stealth
May 13th, 2007, 05:43 PM
YOU PERVERT

PFrOM0gQJvE
^_^ I love that video.
ynPQ_JCD4Vc

OmegaDragon
May 13th, 2007, 08:00 PM
Do NOT think it is cool to start a fire in the middle of a field, it's very bad. I know, I tried.
Do NOT attempt to eat fire, it is NOT edible.
Do NOT give fire as a present to your boss.
Do NOT worship fire too much inside your house.
Do NOT attempt to put out fires using petroleum.
Do NOT create fires inside whales mouths in order to free yourself. (I don't care if it worked for Pinocchio, that type of shit pisses off Greenpeace)
Do NOT attempt to fornicate with fire.
Do NOT read newspapers whilst on fire, it just doesn\'t work.
Do NOT Believe that the roof is on fire actually it\'s only you.
Do NOT attempt to make fire smell better by spraying it with Deo, use petrol instead.
Do NOT try to cook computers.
Do NOT try to put out fire with alchohol.
Do NOT lick fire.
Do NOT engage in hand to hand combat with fire. (unless you have a certificate from the international board of Fire Karate Masters, or you are Chuck Norris)
Do NOT leave your fire unattended without parental supervision.
Do NOT start fires whilst Smokey the bear is around, he'll fuck you up otherwise.
Do NOT eat too much popcorn.
Do NOT write your name in lemon juice on a piece of paper then put it on a stove burner unless, you want to set someone or something on fire (like your teacher or your shcool).
Do NOT let Nic near flammable objects.
Do NOT add fire in your bibliographies.
Do NOT let fire grade your homework for you.
Do NOT let fire cook your meals, use radio waves instead.
Do NOT be an idiot and think that flaming things taste better.
Do NOT take fire out for a romantic meal at that nice little Italian restaurant round the corner from your apartment and spill wine on her dress.
Do NOT water your fire. Fire is never thirsty.
Do NOT Invite Arthur brown and his crazy world around again.
Do NOT fall madly in love with fire and try to merge yourself with it.
Do NOT panic.
Do NOT let two different fires in the same room. They are very intimate creatures, and will soon breed, spread and become a force so powerful they will burn down your house and destroy your toaster along with the portal inside it, pissing off the realm of badgers that dwell within it. Big time.
Do NOT try flirting with fire. It might look hot, but trust me, it's heart is cold.
Do NOT Burn down your school unless it has a science lab with a running gas line. Then you can burn it all you want so it goes sky high!!!
Do NOT steal fire from The Gods, unless you like the idea of being chained to a rock while an eagle eats your liver with fava beans and a nice Amarone over and over again.
Do NOT let Jummy get near any fire or fire starting objects.
Do NOT try to put out burning petroleum with water, this will cause the flames to leap into the air and destroy your mom's mini-blinds. Long story...Showing something to a friend about 15 mins ago

Teroh
May 13th, 2007, 09:16 PM
http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/787/787946p1.html

Stealth
May 13th, 2007, 11:45 PM
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/8892/hl22007051318304370xy6.jpg
Danm it, that thing tryed to eat me! oh well, I used his but as a shield ^_^

Random
May 13th, 2007, 11:50 PM
HEY STOP BEING A SLAVE TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE GO SPEAK FRENCH OR SOMETHING. :eyesroll:

Stealth
May 14th, 2007, 12:14 AM
Was?:confused:

ExAm
May 14th, 2007, 12:16 AM
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=10815435

Relatively hi-res AVIs of the Halo 3 Beta

Teroh
May 14th, 2007, 02:07 AM
http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?t=63902

rossmum
May 14th, 2007, 02:19 AM
You launch super weapon "Agent Blue", a level 1 Chemical Missile on #10447) kagkouritida,
and they were unable to stop it!
993 troops and 861 spies were killed from the chemicals.
32,423 citizens were also killed in the bombing.
The launch used up 100,000 oil barrels.

l2p noob, my country's already back to normal after it got chem'd :lmao:

n00b1n8R
May 14th, 2007, 03:38 AM
http://hce.halomaps.org/index.cfm?pg=3&fid=2784

rossmum
May 14th, 2007, 06:01 AM
10447

Emmzee
May 14th, 2007, 07:43 AM
http://theslackerz.com/comic/035.gif

Random
May 14th, 2007, 07:51 AM
Was?:confused:

I sent a pm to this guy http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2450

and copied the last part about not being a slave to language and sent it to someone on AIM.

Stealth
May 14th, 2007, 08:10 AM
^_^ oh, ok.

rossmum
May 14th, 2007, 08:34 AM
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s310/xbh_rossmum/bahahah181.jpg

Teroh
May 14th, 2007, 07:34 PM
http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9536/killslolwo8.png

n00b1n8R
May 15th, 2007, 03:36 AM
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l183/n00b1n8R/n00b1n8Rssealof1337nesinpainting.jpg

rossmum
May 15th, 2007, 03:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U90St0BXuOg

PlasbianX
May 15th, 2007, 03:33 PM
http://www.shoutfile.com/v/VheMKHEe/Amazing_But_Scary_Photoshop_Skills

Atty
May 15th, 2007, 06:07 PM
▓▒Юη▒▓ ςυℓdα; Elite: :D
▓▒Юη▒▓ ςυℓdα; Elite: Or choke on dick, that always works
▓▒Юη▒▓ ςυℓdα; Elite: D:
Atticus™: WHAT
▓▒Юη▒▓ ςυℓdα; Elite: XD
Atticus™: THE
Atticus™: FUClk
▓▒Юη▒▓ ςυℓdα; Elite: WTF for short
Atticus™:FUCKING GROSS

:smithicide:

Culda
May 15th, 2007, 06:09 PM
Atticus™: Well, it's so disgusting I lost the ambision to SUICIDE

Emmzee
May 15th, 2007, 08:01 PM
XxXxX/Graftt: so hav you heard of a strawberry shortcake
Emmzee: no
Emmzee: do i really want to know?
XxXxX/Graftt: yeah
XxXxX/Graftt: its when you skeet on a girls face after a hand job, then punch her in the face
Emmzee: WHAT THE FUCK
Emmzee: SHOT YOUR FUCK UP

Fucking sick, so I had to share it with you guys.

klange
May 15th, 2007, 08:03 PM
Replacing textbooks and other printed resources with laptop computers, one laptop for each student, would increase productivity, improve student test scores, create a more involved learning environment, and decrease the yearly cost-per-student in a public school system.

_____
How the hell did I get musical notes out of line breaks...
EDIT: Apparently those don't actually show up...

Crest
May 16th, 2007, 12:38 AM
72.36.225.213

: |

mech
May 16th, 2007, 12:42 AM
Fucking sick, so I had to share it with you guys.

That's known as the "Candy Cane"

V Sig

Con
May 16th, 2007, 12:43 AM
### ERROR negative triangle array count

n00b1n8R
May 16th, 2007, 12:44 AM
Replacing textbooks and other printed resources with laptop computers, one laptop for each student, would increase productivity, improve student test scores, create a more involved learning environment, and decrease the yearly cost-per-student in a public school system.

qft.

Con
May 16th, 2007, 12:56 AM
http://www.shoutfile.com/v/VheMKHEe/Amazing_But_Scary_Photoshop_Skills
nifty, didn't look that hard though. All he really did was some liquify, gaussian blur, colour adjustment, bit of painting...

Teroh
May 16th, 2007, 01:43 AM
http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/member.php?u=18544

rossmum
May 16th, 2007, 07:12 AM
http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/11119

Also,

http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/16706

Emmzee
May 16th, 2007, 08:08 AM
<!-- This is a comment -->

Stealth
May 16th, 2007, 08:10 AM
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/9269/h2vstealth4ro4.jpg

rossmum
May 16th, 2007, 09:34 AM
http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/solidfrontaxle/Fallschirmjager/04fallschirm4.jpg

Lego Fallschirmjaeger squad :p

PlasbianX
May 16th, 2007, 08:30 PM
I find it extremely funny how everyone whines and complains that the new maps cost money. Heres the thing, the maps are made by modelers. Modelers need a pay check to put food on the table. Ok then, so lets make everything they do for free so they sit there slaving over 3ds max / maya all day and then go home and tell the kids to open another can of baked beans. Ok, so the last map pack was free. It was also sponsored by Future Weapons. They payed for the maps, so people like you and I didnt have to. And at the same time, they got advertisement. I know i watched the show after downloading the maps.

So stop complaining that they arent free, and just deal without them, or go buy them. Microsoft isnt out for your money. And these stupid microshat, M$, microsh!t, etc. stuff is soooo annoying now. If ya cant call MS microsoft, then just leave, and go play with that 'My little pony' you still have hidden under your bed.

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Con
May 16th, 2007, 08:51 PM
http://www.mfiap.com/airsoft/acce/famas_sfamily_acce.jpg

Xetsuei
May 16th, 2007, 08:59 PM
you minus repped me because what i wanted if i had a million bucks was bad

grow up and let your balls drop before comming back to this forum

>_>

Lightning
May 16th, 2007, 09:38 PM
Who is this faggot anyway, and why is he shitting up our forums?

Stealth
May 16th, 2007, 09:40 PM
He's not the only one, but at he is the one that posts in other forums then just CMT's.

OmegaDragon
May 17th, 2007, 12:06 AM
http://www.destructoid.com/elephant//ul/5725-noscale-world-of-warcraft-comic-real.jpg

About half an hour ago.

n00b1n8R
May 17th, 2007, 12:54 AM
lmfao, did you make that?
what comic is that?

Emmzee
May 17th, 2007, 08:05 AM
<big><big>

Emmzee
May 17th, 2007, 06:56 PM
http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070430.jpg

Agamemnon
May 17th, 2007, 07:29 PM
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=687

Patrickssj6
May 17th, 2007, 07:37 PM
Mr woo

Hurrvish
May 17th, 2007, 08:05 PM
_uacct = "UA-636529-1";
urchinTracker();

:wtc:

OmegaDragon
May 17th, 2007, 09:12 PM
http://www.getusb.info/?p=245

Amazing what they can put on a stick today.

Hurrvish
May 17th, 2007, 10:09 PM
height="400" width="550"

rossmum
May 17th, 2007, 11:25 PM
"oh wait, didn't i have

Emmzee
May 18th, 2007, 08:09 AM
<td></td>

n00b1n8R
May 18th, 2007, 08:21 AM
height="400" width="550"

lmao and kthxbye

rossmum
May 18th, 2007, 09:18 AM
http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?p=5595172#post5595172

Xetsuei
May 18th, 2007, 09:16 PM
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/h2images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Post Your Clipboard! (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=64602#post64602) May 17th, 2007 03:58 AM Agamemnon (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/member.php?u=56) Why don't you go do what you do best and go blow El_Fago, Chump, or Fatty
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/h2images/reputation/reputation_balance.gif New H2V Trailer (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=57233#post57233) May 16th, 2007 06:11 AM FlamingRain (http://www.h2vista.net/forums/member.php?u=47) Nigger beef chode

/clipboard

Patrickssj6
May 18th, 2007, 10:10 PM
nothing

Stealth
May 18th, 2007, 10:13 PM
http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/2554/180507uu7.jpg
:/

n00b1n8R
May 18th, 2007, 11:00 PM
shield effects are nice :)

Stealth
May 19th, 2007, 12:08 AM
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4649/dcp2435je0.jpg
Not me, one of my friends!

Con
May 19th, 2007, 12:09 AM
http://www.h2ek.com/wiki/index.php?title=Model

rossmum
May 19th, 2007, 06:06 AM
shield effects are nice :)
Yeah, they're really awesome. The effects in H3 look fucking amazing, even on my tiny TV.

PlasbianX
May 19th, 2007, 08:22 AM
Antharas' Stats

Base Stats:
SP - 87349128
EXP - 788162754
HP/MP - 13090000/22197
P/Matk - 13308/28099
P/Mdef - 8064/1641
Range - 40
P/MatkSpd - 333/2362
Walk/Run - 50/186



Skills:

-http://www.deviantrealms.com/forums/alexandria_search/i/items/skill0000.pngResist Full Magic Attack 1
-http://www.deviantrealms.com/forums/alexandria_search/i/items/skill4106.pngShock 1 (Shocked so that it cannot move momentarily.)
-http://www.deviantrealms.com/forums/alexandria_search/i/items/skill4107.pngShock 1 (Shocked so that it cannot move momentarily.)
-http://www.deviantrealms.com/forums/alexandria_search/i/items/skill4108.pngTerror 1 (Tremble with fear and run away aimlessly.) Range - 600
-http://www.deviantrealms.com/forums/alexandria_search/i/items/skill4109.pngCurse of Antharas 1 (Receive the curse of Antharas.)
-http://www.deviantrealms.com/forums/alexandria_search/i/items/skill0000.pngMouth Oder Attack 1 Range - 500
-http://www.deviantrealms.com/forums/alexandria_search/i/items/skill4111.pngFossilization 1 (Body becomes like stone and can`t move.) Range - 1000
-http://www.deviantrealms.com/forums/alexandria_search/i/items/skill0000.pngOrdinary Attack 1 Range - 50
-http://www.deviantrealms.com/forums/alexandria_search/i/items/skill0000.pngAnimal Ordinary Attack 1 Range - 50
-Antharas 1 (Vulnerable to wind attack but has very powerful resistance against earth and shock attacks.)
-Race 1 (Dragon)



Drops
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/807/antharasdropsne2.jpg




You're welcome.

</clipboard>

Emmzee
May 19th, 2007, 01:14 PM
Tuesday, february 19th, 1952
Hi, Mom, Eddie again,
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d6/Executioner.jpg/250px-Executioner.jpg (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Executioner.jpg)
My first day at new job was real fun! They first put on my head a pointy mask, much like that one uncle Louie used when meeting his friends at night. But mine is black, not white, so I thought that, different from Uncle Louie, I was meant to hang white people, but I was wrong. There's almost only black people in what they call the "death row", that corridor of cells where the prisoners wait for their turn. As it was my first day, they let me play just with the gallows, which they call "the wooden toy". Hey, don't blame me, Mom, I'm still a good Christian. It's just the way my job mates call their instruments: the wooden toy, the electric toy, the canister toy, the target toy, and that you-don't-wanna-know toy (they didn't show me that one, I'm so curious!).
Yeah, the wooden toy. Don't you think my job is just pulling the crank mindlessy. Noooo, it's quite a sophisticated function or else they wouldn't need a smart kid as me to do it. When the prisoner's neck don't break and he starts choking, I have to hop on his shoulder and bump with my feet until the spinal cord (I'm learning new words...) tears apart. I've been told that's an act of mercy, so no need to tell it to Pastor and ask people to pray for me. Well, in fact I have to say that it was not so easy. This job demands some sensibility and it was my first attempt so I accidentally decapitated the hanged (and, well, from the photo I'm sending you can tell I'm a little tiny bit out of shape). It was ugly, but well... Nothing they can't stitch at the mortuary.
At the end of the day I scored 3 - or two and a half counting the headless as half. This day, all black. You can tell Uncle Louie he should be proud!
Love,
Eddie
PS: I'm reconsidering the pie. I'm on diet now...

n00b1n8R
May 19th, 2007, 07:42 PM
^lmfao, where's that from xD

Emmzee
May 19th, 2007, 08:01 PM
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnBooks:Gallows_Humor

Stealth
May 19th, 2007, 10:08 PM
I actually didn't like StarCraft.
why's that there :/

Teroh
May 19th, 2007, 10:29 PM
http://img.photoamp.com/i/dAV8z4tgFQ.png

Stealth
May 19th, 2007, 10:39 PM
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/8838/dcp2440qy5.jpg
Warning, giving suger to the suger gliders my cause the loss of your candy.

rossmum
May 20th, 2007, 02:26 AM
Trinx || [CAF] || >TP<: http://live.xbox.com/en-US/profile/Achievements/ViewAchievementDetails.aspx?tid=%09%5d%3a%15%18*iN %08%02&compareTo=Trinx+B (http://live.xbox.com/en-US/profile/Achievements/ViewAchievementDetails.aspx?tid=&#37;09%5d%3a%15%18*iN %08%02&compareTo=Trinx+B) does that work for you?

Was opening IE (which isn't working right now) when I clicked it and I couldn't C&P the link alone without it opening IE instead, so I had to copy the whole lot :|

Corgy
May 20th, 2007, 04:20 AM
http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?t=54153

no idea why it's on my clipboard

Teroh
May 20th, 2007, 04:23 AM
Drop bears

n00b1n8R
May 20th, 2007, 04:59 AM
ULEQpUY_crc

^^dropbears^^

rossmum
May 20th, 2007, 05:06 AM
Hahaha, I remember that ad. :lmao:

Stealth
May 20th, 2007, 09:32 AM
:LMFAO: that's real funny.
Clip Board:

SENIORS –
• SENIORS! Be sure to check the seating list which was posted TODAY at all exits. This is the list so you will know what seat to be in Monday for rehearsal. WRITE IT DOWN WITH A PENCIL!! YOU MUST BE IN THE CORRECT SEAT AT 8:30 A.M. Please do not forget when you arrive at UVSC on Monday morning what seat you must go directly to.
• Graduation PRACTICE will be held at 9:00 – 10:30 A.M. on May 21st at UVSC in the McKay Events Center. Students will be responsible to transport themselves to UVSC for practice. If for any reason you do not have transportation, please see Mr. Liddiard in the Counseling Center before Monday morning!
• Graduation for SHS seniors is Tuesday, May 22nd at 10:00 A.M. at UVSC in the McKay Events Center.
• Senior All-Night Party – SENIORS! Come to the all night party on May 22nd after graduation. It will be from 10:00 P.M. to 5:00 A.M. There will be plenty of food and cash prizes. Tickets will be on sale all this week during lunch and after school across from the cafeteria. See you there!

Con
May 20th, 2007, 09:59 AM
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:X I didn't know items stayed on clipboard after you went to sleep mode.

rossmum
May 20th, 2007, 10:09 AM
What was it supposed to say, Con? "Failure"? :lmao:

about 7 years ago

Hurrvish
May 20th, 2007, 11:27 AM
http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/4489/libster523gmailcomeb6.jpg

http://www.a-power.com/promo.php?promo=halo2

Teroh
May 20th, 2007, 04:14 PM
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=66661&postcount=30

Emmzee
May 20th, 2007, 06:24 PM
You shoot him for 62 (+5) damage. You consider asking him some questions, but decide to do it later. CRITICAL HIT! SOCKO! WHACK! ZOT! BOOF! BARF! BAM! BIFF! BIFF!

Emmzee
May 20th, 2007, 06:31 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image_Comics

Teroh
May 20th, 2007, 06:55 PM
I'm very annoyed by ------ and ---- playing Bass and Guitar in the back room, though.

itszutak
May 20th, 2007, 08:59 PM
Except I'm still pissed off about everything.



o____0

Patrickssj6
May 20th, 2007, 09:17 PM
Kalub-Family-in-waterbed.com

Hotrod
May 20th, 2007, 09:35 PM
2000000 TB

Stealth
May 20th, 2007, 10:18 PM
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/2327/h2xplb5.jpg
Damn I love Photo Shop.

OmegaDragon
May 20th, 2007, 10:52 PM
http://theslackerz.com/index.php?Page=31

I don't remember this getting on my clipboard

rossmum
May 20th, 2007, 11:12 PM
yuor mom wen she tells me how awsum i wuz in bed http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-downsrim.gif

Teroh
May 20th, 2007, 11:27 PM
Dear Members,

It's never easy to say things like this,
especially given that I think we've all known it's coming for
some time now, but as my father used to always tell me, "If
we only did what would be nice, nothing would ever get
done." Wise words, from a wise man. And now they ring truer
than ever to me. So, I won't beat around the bush - the economic
outlook at Gearbox Software has gone from bad to very bad to worse
in a very short time, and our most recent figures indicate that
we simply cannot sustain further losses. I wish I had better news
for you all, but unfortunately, as of the close of Friday's
business day, Gearbox Software will be forced to shut down its
puppy-mashing operations permanently.

I know this comes as no massive surprise to most of you, but I
do feel profound regret that we were not able to make our
economic model work in a real business environment. It certainly
wasn't for lack of effort, as I can tell you firsthand that we,
as a business, strove for no less than complete innovation in the
field of mashing up little cute puppies and getting their puppy
brains all over the walls. Our engineers have always been
matchless and at the very top of their field when it comes to
puppy-mashing technologies.


Unfortunately, at times like this it is only natural to look
to others to assign blame. But I personally feel that perhaps the
public simply was not ready for a company such as ours; perhaps
we have been a little too innovative, and demand has not
yet caught up with our bountiful supply. Maybe one day we will
gather once again in new offices, ready to provide solutions for
consumers who desire only the finest when it comes to taking
adorable wide-eyed puppies and just mashing the holy swinging
fuck out of them over and over and over until they don't even
really look like puppies anymore but piles of meat instead that
maybe smell sort of like puppy, only bloody. And on that day, we
will have triumphed both financially and philosophically.


But this is not that day. This is today, and today we take a
long hard look at our mistakes and see how they may be applied to
our future ventures. Gearbox Software may have failed as a company,
but its employees will all take from it important lessons, not
soon forgotten. Our drive was there, our work ethic was there,
and if our failure was for lack of anything, effort was not it. I
wish you all best of luck in your future endeavors, and hope that
one day the world will be ready for us, and for mashing up fat
little puppies like overripe grapes and making their adorable
little eyes come shooting out of their heads and puppy juice come
going BLOOOOSSHHHH out of them until they turn into greasy red
puppy paste and just mashing the fuckers up real good, mashing
them until they're good and mashed.


All my best,
Randy Pitchford
CEO
Gearbox Software
Yeah I got that too. Hoax?

Con
May 20th, 2007, 11:56 PM
Kalub™

rossmum
May 21st, 2007, 12:25 AM
Let it load, it's worth the wait...

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=335204 (http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=335204)

n00b1n8R
May 21st, 2007, 01:07 AM
0 0
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NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS.

rossmum
May 21st, 2007, 01:37 AM
*you're :eng101:

n00b1n8R
May 21st, 2007, 02:03 AM
fixed :awesome:

Teroh
May 21st, 2007, 02:21 AM
Indira Gandhi

Emmzee
May 21st, 2007, 08:00 AM
The Maginot Line was the most sophisticated and largest ever French (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/France) military (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Military) undertaking constructed along the eastern borders of France between 1930 (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/1930) and 1940 (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/1940), more specifically along the borders between Italy (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Italy) and Germany (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Germany) after World War I (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/World_War_I) to halt potential German (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/German) aggression. It primarily consisted of two bricks stacked on top of each other. This was the first deployment of stacking technology in European (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Europe) warfare.
It also consisted of an expensive (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Money) series of defensive structures, mainly of reinforced subterranean defensive platforms, or "peek-a-boo holes", carefully marked on the surface with giant, spinning tin foil mushrooms. These made it made clear to all the French people that no one could possibly invade the country. In a stunning stroke of genius, Adolf Hitler (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler) remembered the existence of Belgium (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Belgium) and got around into France that way. Luckily the French quickly surrendered and cleverly allowed the United Kingdom (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom), United States (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/United_States) and the Soviet Union (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Union) to fight World War II (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/World_War_II) for them. Today the Maginot Line structures are used to hide top secret files relating to France's adorable space program and as a tourist attraction. In summation, the only purpose the Maginot Line really served was a way for the French to have an advanced notice of their orders to put their tanks in reverse.

rossmum
May 21st, 2007, 09:28 AM
^ Insta-win.

My clipboard right now is part of my latest Gmod pic :|

Emmzee
May 21st, 2007, 04:53 PM
http://www.mac-emu.net/IMG/gif/guru.gif

Hurrvish
May 21st, 2007, 05:13 PM
-ovCJLDhfbM

Emmzee
May 21st, 2007, 07:15 PM
http://theslackerz.com/comic/036.gif

Teroh
May 21st, 2007, 10:37 PM
Trinx B

rossmum
May 22nd, 2007, 01:24 AM
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s310/xbh_rossmum/borrmann-1.png

Emmzee
May 22nd, 2007, 06:24 AM
file:///C:/My%20Downloads/Vanilla%20Ice%20-%20Ninja%20Rap%20(Go%20Ninja%20Go!).mp3 (file:///C:/My&#37;20Downloads/Vanilla%20Ice%20-%20Ninja%20Rap%20%28Go%20Ninja%20Go%21%29.mp3)

thehoodedsmack
May 22nd, 2007, 06:29 AM
file:///C:/My%20Downloads/Vanilla%20Ice%20-%20Ninja%20Rap%20(Go%20Ninja%20Go!).mp3 (file:///C:/My%20Downloads/Vanilla%20Ice%20-%20Ninja%20Rap%20%28Go%20Ninja%20Go%21%29.mp3)

Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!

n00b1n8R
May 22nd, 2007, 06:34 AM
idgi..

rossmum
May 22nd, 2007, 06:39 AM
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=1942248&player=TROYBOYS

Emmzee
May 22nd, 2007, 08:09 AM
MOSCOW, Russia -- The entire distilled beverage industry was shaken by the unexpected death of ex-Russian President Boris Yeltsin (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Boris_Yeltsin) today. Mr. Yeltsin and his entourage accounted for 25&#37; of the world's liquor (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Liquor) consumption, with the ex world leader personally consuming up to 15%. His death will surely have worldwide economic effects.

rossmum
May 22nd, 2007, 09:42 AM
ArmA demo screen.

On the lowest possible settings.

:x

Emmzee
May 22nd, 2007, 06:55 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GwaMHJzruDU

Patrickssj6
May 22nd, 2007, 07:04 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1u6jy_Qfw9I

automobbl
May 22nd, 2007, 08:32 PM
abc

Hurrvish
May 22nd, 2007, 09:15 PM
^ WTF

http://files.h2vista.net/software/3dsmax/3dsmax9.zip (http://files.h2vista.net/software/3dsmax/3dsmax9.xip)

Patrickssj6
May 22nd, 2007, 09:15 PM
I would remove that.

We don't need any pirate traffic here trying to figure out why your serial doesn't work.:rolleyes:

And devil there are so many things on H2V :eyesroll:

Random
May 22nd, 2007, 10:13 PM
// Output .MDL
$modelname "custom/box.mdl"

// Directory of your textures (the .vtf and .vmt)
$cdmaterials "models/custom/"

$staticprop
$scale 1.0

// Your reference model
$body studio "box_reference.smd"

// Your animation sequence
$sequence idle "box_idle" loop fps 30

// In this case we are using a plain, square model, so we can just use the reference model
$collisionmodel "box_reference.smd"

mR_r0b0to
May 22nd, 2007, 10:19 PM
http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/7199/donotfuckwithhentairq6.jpg

Teroh
May 22nd, 2007, 11:29 PM
NiTrOuSoXiDe2k

mech
May 23rd, 2007, 03:59 PM
http://www.h2vista.net/theghost/personal_stuff/homosexual_pornography/assrammers_a_disturbance_in_the_moon.wmv

http://www.fishinontario.com/links/images/bullets/spotdance.gif







http://www.fishinontario.com/links/images/bullets/spotdance.gif

Emmzee
May 23rd, 2007, 04:46 PM
Privacy-Enhanced Mail (PEM)

Hurrvish
May 23rd, 2007, 06:25 PM
Andrew_b


Joined: 24 Feb 2007


http://forums.halomods.com/templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif (http://forums.halomods.com/viewtopic.php?p=613370#613370)Posted: Today, at 3:31 pm Post subject: DJ_Gnomey wrote: the H2 Vista maps are not .map files and not readable normally? Not a surprise http://forums.halomods.com/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif New engine, new map file type and coding http://forums.halomods.com/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif

no they are still names .map...i got halo 2 but it wont run on my computer...but all my halo 1 maps have the halo 2 symbol on it now http://forums.halomods.com/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif.
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Emmzee
May 23rd, 2007, 07:31 PM
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Patrickssj6
May 23rd, 2007, 08:05 PM
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

/hf check my UserNotes

My Clipboard:

C:\Program Files\IDA Freeware 4.3\

Emmzee
May 24th, 2007, 07:45 AM
To everyone who will listen to me, please do not eat those things because Donuts are the worst! None of their tastes are ever good after the first bite. They are total pieces of junk. Junky junky junk! ALL OF THEM!!!!!!! For example, they're deep fried and made of white carbs. People who eat them will probably gain tons of weight! Celebrities such as Jared the Subway guy (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Subway) got fat because they ate too many donuts! What a load of junky junky junky junky junky junk (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Fat) is this? If you eat donuts that means you are ghey. And if you're ghey, you should probably start drinking coffee (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Coffee) to make yourself feel better.
Donuts suck. The myth that they taste good are lame. I suspect donuts as not being real food, possibly processed junk, which still have not tapped into the inner truth of carbs beyond that crappy (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Crap) baker guy...Seriously, I did not think it was possible, but they are far, far more disgusting than Mozzerella sticks (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cheese) and fried lard. Why? Because they are deep fried white, empty carbs (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/White_people). The only purpose for donuts is to let a group of corporate fASCISTS spend all their days frying stuff. It's true and you know it. Don't e-lynch me because you are in denial. Have you even heard of zits? I doubt it. Not being able to exercise. Oh. Donuts can't exercise. sugar (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sugar)? Who gives a shit (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Shit)? Not healthy in any sense ever. Your tastes are not healthy, not even slightly. Seriously (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Serious). jelly (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Jelly)? Stop eating them or you'll need lypo. What's up with donuts? Are they high? I WANNA GO HOOOOOME!!!!!!!!
I HATE DONUTS!! I HATE DONUTS!! I HAET DONUTS!! I HAET DONUTS!! I HAET DONUTS!!

HATE HATE HAT!!!!!
DONUTS ARE A BUNCH OF POOPY!!!! --Crazyswordsma (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Crazyswordsman)n (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Benson) - (T (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Crazyswordsman)/C (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Crazyswordsman)/med (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Cainad/mediocre)) 01:46, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

rossmum
May 24th, 2007, 07:51 AM
Clipboard is part of my latest Gmod pic, again ._.

Edit:

http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=335870

Con
May 24th, 2007, 10:10 AM
The procedure entry point CreateProcessWithTokenW could not be located in the dynamic library ADVAPI32.dll

rossmum
May 24th, 2007, 10:17 AM
http://www.wargames2.net/Index.aspx?RefID=10205

ExAm
May 24th, 2007, 06:32 PM
All work and no play makes Jack a dull bot.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. squirrel.
All work and no play makes JACK a dull boy.
Some work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no PLay makes Jack a dull boy.

Did I miss any of them?

Patrickssj6
May 24th, 2007, 06:36 PM
Clipboard:
I have not seen you write anything useful in a very long time.

Emmzee
May 24th, 2007, 06:38 PM
Very awesome fish, they are. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/17/Stupcarp_for_sig.png/14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:UNKNOWNFILE)&#187; (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:UNKNOWNFILE/sig) >UF (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:UNKNOWNFILE)|TLK (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User_talk:UNKNOWNFILE)|▋&#187; 17:35, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
How do they taste? --Starnestommy (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Starnestommy) (Talk (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Starnestommy) • Contribs (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/User:Starnestommy) • FFS (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/FFS) • WP (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Starnestommy)) 20:41, 24 May 2007 (UTC) They taste like fish. --http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/17/Stupcarp_for_sig.png/14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:UNKNOWNFILE)&#187; (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:UNKNOWNFILE/sig) >UF (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:UNKNOWNFILE)|TLK (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User_talk:UNKNOWNFILE)|▋&#187; 21:19, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Pred1ator
May 24th, 2007, 06:38 PM
no work and all play makes pred1ator a happy boy :)

Random
May 24th, 2007, 10:27 PM
For p As Integer = 0 To 15

Rob Oplawar
May 24th, 2007, 10:30 PM
port Valkryie to it
</clipboard>

heh, that's still awesome. i can't wait to see what he does with the improved engine

ExAm
May 24th, 2007, 10:57 PM
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/snails/

rossmum
May 25th, 2007, 05:46 AM
#10205) Hurfdurfistan
Successful FailedArmy attacks6230Army defends2515Missile attacks40Missile defends02Spy attacks839Spy defends46382

Emmzee
May 25th, 2007, 06:24 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Band

rossmum
May 25th, 2007, 06:47 AM
http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?p=5691959#post5691959

Emmzee
May 25th, 2007, 08:08 AM
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/I_just_slam_on_the_keyboard_and_magic_happens


By me.

p0lar_bear
May 25th, 2007, 11:06 AM
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?p=70298#post70298

D:

Genocide
May 25th, 2007, 11:18 AM
"You know how much I love my piracy"

CtrlAltDestroy
May 25th, 2007, 03:34 PM
also,

http://www.hackhalo.org/l33t/misc/also.png

n00b1n8R
May 25th, 2007, 05:53 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1781033582090911310

i think that's how it's done, if it's not working here is the URL:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1781033582090911310

SHOOP DA WOOP

http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/3a/Garfield_3.jpg
http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/07/They_see_me_chargin.jpg
http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d3/Photolazor3.jpg

i'm bored :downs:

this is awesome:
hSVNbxjdvv8&mode

Emmzee
May 26th, 2007, 07:22 AM
Well I, for one, am glad — nay, overjoyed that BENSON (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Benson) is here. For months now, Uncyclopedia has been rudderless, adrift in a sea of directionless chaos and shattered dreams of glory. But now, finally, BENSON (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Benson) stands as a shining beacon of hope amongst the shallow dross, a veritable giant among giants, a lone bastion of honesty, integrity, and courage, boldly leading the downtrodden and oppressed out of their self-imposed darkness and into the glittering, hallowed halls of freedom and enlightenment. As long as BENSON (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Benson) is here, never again must we submit to the iniquities of the unfeeling evildoers who would suppress our creativity, silence our voices, and stamp out our yearning for truth. Yes, wherever decent, caring people are forced to suffer the stifling yoke of the humorless and emotionally bankrupt purveyors of mediocrity and disempowerment, wherever those seeking a better life for themselves and their children and their children's children and their children's children's nannies are made to give up their dreams in the face of bitterness and disillusionment, BENSON (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Benson) is there — to smash the forces of mediocrity, stupidity, and fear; to smash those who would callously take from us our rights, our purpose, our very existence; indeed, to smash the very darkness itself! Yes, BENSON (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Benson) is, finally, here — always and forever, an unfailing, ever-burning, eternal flame of retribution against injustice... May you never doubt the truth of these words, not even for a moment, and let nothing deter you or dissuade you from following the path of righteousness, the path of greatness: the path of BENSON (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Benson)! Vive la BENSON!

rossmum
May 26th, 2007, 08:55 AM
sneezethedog (11:00:39 PM): who you doing?
sneezethedog (11:00:44 PM): LOL
sneezethedog (11:00:47 PM): How*

Reaper Man
May 26th, 2007, 09:02 AM
http://www.thereaperman.com/graphics/dogtags.jpg
I <3's mah dogtags :downs:

Emmzee
May 26th, 2007, 03:07 PM
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f5/Dunecat.jpg


Also,

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/this_is_spinal_tap/

MasterChief2829
May 26th, 2007, 04:43 PM
Perfect! Those [removed] someone mentioned fits in with that Concept Art I was talking about in the concept art thread of [removed] where I pointed out a [removed] and fire around [removed]. :D :banana: This is too exciting. Everything is fitting together.

Removed some stuff due to possible spoilers and leaks to a certain something. :cool:

Stealth
May 26th, 2007, 05:02 PM
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/4440/260507bouncingtitsqy5.jpg
Jcap's AIM avatar (Bouncing Tits) LMFAO!

MasterChief2829
May 26th, 2007, 05:03 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/kittyohsnap-miles.jpg

Emmzee
May 26th, 2007, 08:05 PM
Engelsfair: Communism! (Engelsfair punches Corsaire, who runs back to his clipper.)
(Han hits Engelsfair with hammer from wreckage, Engelsfair is knocked out, but recovers quickly.)
Engelsfair: Communism!
Han: Oh, just stay down for once! I just knocked you out!
Adam and Emmzed: Oh Canada! Our home and native land! True patronage! To all our sons command! With glowing hearts...
Han: You do know this is supposed to be a soap opera, right!?!
Dizburg: I know.
(Indy walks in to the bar)
Indy: Adam. You dare come here again!?!
Adam: Contents was your greatest mistake. En garde!
(Adam gets out a sword)
(Indy gets out a bread sword)
Han: Now that is more like it.
Indy: I have trained heavily in the Art of the Death Metal Bread. Die.
Adam: I have mastered the art of the QVFD gun and many other weapons. You die.
(Adam and Indy insult swordfight.)
Adam: You fight like a dairy farmer!
Indy: How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
(Shamus gets up, and with one last breath, picks up his machine gun and opens fire. Adam and Indy are lying on the ground, bleeding profusely. Shamus falls over dead. Credits roll.)

Watch the next episode... (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnScripts:The_Young_and_the_Uncyclopedians/56)

Hurrvish
May 26th, 2007, 08:06 PM
The Biggest Pr0n You Will Ever See (http://tinyurl.com/lgqw5)

rossmum
May 26th, 2007, 11:32 PM
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2810

Random
May 26th, 2007, 11:32 PM
www.atomicforum.org

rossmum
May 26th, 2007, 11:45 PM
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/22497/

That shit is fucked up... friend linked me :gonk:

Atty
May 26th, 2007, 11:47 PM
[00:37] Ross: http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/22497/ :wtc:
[00:38] iAtty: WTF
[00:38] iAtty: :wtc:

Stealth
May 26th, 2007, 11:52 PM
http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/22497/

That shit is fucked up... friend linked me :gonk:
Dude, that's really fucked up shit there, I've known a girl in grade school that has 3 toes, they looked fine, all most like her other 2 toes were cut off or something. :/ and it was only on one foot. but hell, I've seen weirder shit then that.

rossmum
May 27th, 2007, 12:06 AM
So have I, but not recently.

n00b1n8R
May 27th, 2007, 01:27 AM
that is gross, you(re friends) are gross.

rossmum
May 27th, 2007, 01:54 AM
Pic in clipboard again.

n00b1n8R
May 27th, 2007, 05:39 AM
do you reckon this would make a good thread internet?
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l183/n00b1n8R/jack.jpg

what does jack see? (you can change his reaction as it suits)

Emmzee
May 27th, 2007, 08:09 AM
http://comics.phwonline.com/images/comics/single/4theyhunger.jpg

rossmum
May 27th, 2007, 09:35 AM
Turn #4650 special events:

Negative event:
Due to a malfunction, 0 of our Tanks were destroyed!

Positive event:
No special event occured this turn.

lol, whut

Atty
May 27th, 2007, 09:38 AM
guys ross has been awake since i went to sleep and posted at least 20 times


whoa, awesome clipboard I gots there.

Con
May 27th, 2007, 11:06 AM
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/2923/382zj4.jpg
nice teams >_>


guys ross has been awake since i went to sleep and posted at least 20 times
:lol:



Quotes


wtf?

rossmum
May 27th, 2007, 11:45 AM
http://www.modhalo.net/evolution/forums/index.php

Emmzee
May 27th, 2007, 12:13 PM
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/b/b8/Nukemeifyoucan2.jpg

Emmzee
May 27th, 2007, 07:57 PM
http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7306/lolfirefoxnq0.png

Patrickssj6
May 27th, 2007, 08:57 PM
David Copperfield

Emmzee
May 27th, 2007, 09:02 PM
A man walks toward a talent agent's office, but finds the agent is just leaving. He stops the agent from getting into his car by saying, "Look, I have a family act, and I'd like you to represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too old-fashioned. Plus, I'm late." The man says, "But, this is really special, and it'll only take a second." The agent says, "Okay, fine, what do you do? And make it quick." The man says, "My wife and I come out in our Sunday best and play Beethoven's 5th, me on violin, she piano. Then my son comes in and reads the collected works of Noel Coward (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Noel_Coward), while my daughter hands out homemade cookies to the audience." The agent, unimpressed, and just wanting to get the man to leave him alone, says "I'll let you know. Incidentally, what do you call yourselves?" The man says, "JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!"!"

Random
May 27th, 2007, 09:05 PM
C:\Program Files\Microsoft Platform SDK for Windows Server 2003 R2\

Atty
May 27th, 2007, 09:27 PM
width="550" height="500"

n00b1n8R
May 28th, 2007, 01:39 AM
ffs, i'm on my shitty laptop atty D:

your breaking it..

Roostervier
May 28th, 2007, 03:16 PM
http://h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=72379&postcount=11

Teroh
May 28th, 2007, 04:12 PM
Removal of ticks

There are many urban legends about the proper and effective method to remove a tick. One legend states that something hot (cigarette; burnt match) should be applied to the back of the tick, which causes the tick to remove its head from the victim. It further states that ticks "screw" their heads into their victims; therefore, one must "unscrew" the head. These legends are incorrect and potentially dangerous because if a tick is disturbed it may regurgitate its stomach contents into the host including the agents of tick borne disease if the tick is infected.
Proper removal of a tick: use a pair of tweezers, grab the head of the tick near the mouth, and pull it straight out, no turning or twisting. The area should then be disinfected with rubbing alcohol or hydrogen peroxide. If the head is not completely removed, local infection of the person/animal bitten may result, and a doctor should be consulted (or a veterinarian if the tick was removed from a pet). It is important not to handle the tick with bare hands or let it crawl on you because simply touching a tick that has RMSF (Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocky_Mountain_Spotted_Fever)) may transmit that infection.[60] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyme_disease#_note-40)

PlasbianX
May 28th, 2007, 07:11 PM
Yea, basically im gonna explain it in an easy way:
Think of logging in as an open door.

After 2 days of not visiting the forum, the door is closed. You cant go to the other side to get to your characters.
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/4766/nol2zv2.jpg

So, visit the forums, and wait a little bit for the script to update [or just vote for instant access], and that door opens. Nothing on the other side of the door is missing (in this case, your characters arent deleted or anything)

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/7006/yayl2sj6.jpg
=3

Syuusuke
May 28th, 2007, 07:18 PM
=D Heh Nice one plas

C:\Program Files\Microsoft Games\Halo Custom Edition\maps

um....what...the

Pred1ator
May 28th, 2007, 08:50 PM
nothing is displayed in my clipboard right now

Emmzee
May 28th, 2007, 08:50 PM
width="600" height="440"

Teroh
May 28th, 2007, 08:57 PM
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

klange
May 28th, 2007, 08:59 PM
<?php
print <<<END
<html>
<head>
<title>My PHP Page</title>
</head>
<body>
END;
if ($_GET['do'] == '') {
// user has not selected a page, show the "index"
print "Welcome! Please access our site with the following links:\n<br>";
print "<a href=\"?do=a\">Page A</a><br>";
print "<a href=\"?do=b\">Page B</a>";
}
if ($_GET['do'] == 'a') {
// user has selected page 'a'
print "Welcome to Page A!\n<br>Stuff goes here.";
print "\n<br><a href=\"?do=\">Return to Index</a>";
}
if ($_GET['do'] == 'b') {
// user has selected page 'b'
print "Welcome to Page B!\n<br>Stuff goes here.";
print "\n<br><a href=\"?do=\">Return to Index</a>";
}
print <<<END
</body>
</html>
END;
// End of script
?>

^^ Teaching someone the basics of a multi-page PHP file.

Atty
May 28th, 2007, 10:51 PM
Twenty things I learned from the Internet.


You want it, you can find it online.

If you don't want it, you can also find it online.

It might take a while.

Sometimes the hunt is half the fun.

Everyone has a website. Grandfathers, mothers and babies. Everyone.

At some point, Google became a verb.

The difference between web surfing with Firefox and IE is the difference between body armor and a trendy cotton vest.

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

The Internet is the geeks playground. Here, we rule.

Not that you would ever need to know the dietary habits of the South American anteater, but it's comforting to know you could find it online if you did.

When in doubt, Wikipedia.

Anyone who uses the term 'Interweb' has never been online.

Explaining the Internet to someone who's never been online, is like explaining the Magna Carta to your cat.

Almost everything of substance can be summed up with a “DUDE! Check this out!' and a hyperlink.

Be safe. Be cynical.

Some else already said it first. But that doesn't mean it won't be said again, and again...

The Internet IS redundancy.

There is no such thing as 'sufficient bandwidth'.

There's always something new.

You can never go back once you've tried it.