Post Your Clipboard!

[TheGhost]

So, click reply and hit Ctrl + V to paste your clipboard! Let's see what you guys have got. I'll go first:

http://www.3drealms.com/prey/images/crunchflynn.jpg

[jcap]

regsvr32 ffdshow.ax

[CN3089]

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2007/02/i_had_no_idea_cnn_had_gotten_t.php

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

[20:48] WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ: That is why I like what they did in GoW
[20:48] WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ: Where marcus was ambidextrous
[20:48] <High latency detected between you and the server. Your last few messages may not have been received.>
[20:48] Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209;: When he looked a certain way
[20:48] Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209;: He swtich his gun
[20:48] Wh&#206;&#254;L&#229;&#167;h &#208;&#198;m&#216;&#209;: To the other hand



Uh huh. Talking about secret Evo stuff.

[Stormwing]

%USERPROFILE%\My Documents\My Pictures\Halo\Halo CE.ico

halo ce icon... :p

[Reaper Man]

My clipboard is blank O:

[Atty]

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.

[Reaper Man]

^ Win.

[Random]

MENUITEM "&Get Latest\tCtrl-G", 43031
MENUITEM "Check &Out\tCtrl-K", 43026
MENUITEM "Check &In\tCtrl-U", 43027
MENUITEM "&Undo Check Out", 43028

reshacking gurrila

[ChickenShyt]

http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/dice/dice.html >.> Playing Dicewars.

[Syuusuke]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/ryujin356/20.jpg

Eh I hate math sometimes, other times I enjoy its puzzling things.

[ExAm]

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_search.php?action=file&text=abrams&filetypeID=&x=0&y=0
Showing penguin that we both screwed up on the shape of the driver hatches of our Abrams tanks. The hatch is in fact triangular >_>
Yeah. We screwed up.

[CtrlAltDestroy]

Cannot change teams: Autobalance is on.

Fixing up my Strings.dll. ;p

[Pooky]

["quote==EP_T33KUP;26648]Ok wow, Dano and Fried you 2 REALLY need to stop. Dano needs to stop with the stupid and profound personal attacks, Fried you need to fix what appears to be a cocky attitude. Both of you need to shut up or go to the PM's. Jesus.[/quote"]


To put two quotes in a post

[Stealth]

Um, where did you get that, Fried?
annoyed
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/8826/drawingsy0.jpg

[Pooky]

Um, where did you get that, Fried?
annoyed
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/8826/drawingsy0.jpg


I copied a quote to put 2 quotes in my post...

[rossmum]

&#208;4&#209;&#216; †

Forwarding a PM. DAMN YOU AND YOUR ALT CODES DANE

[Stealth]

lol, I don't want to talk right at him with out copying and pasting his name, so he at less dosen't get mad about that, I really wish I knew how to do that, but at lest it isn't Whip, I've been trying to add him to my bud list for a few weeks now, and it comes out with a error.

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

Owned. ;)

[itszutak]

I got tired of alt codes a while ago...


(Actually, about the time CE people thought I was [H2V] Itsp... >_<)

[Limited]

8015530

[Pooky]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:M1911_Pistol_US.jpg

[thehoodedsmack]

http://images.google.ca/images?q=tbn:boH3ih0ukPIX1M:http://thumbs.photo.net/photo/998031-sm.jpg
Ooh. That's embarassing. My sister must have been the last one to use the computer.

[Edward Elrich]

I was thinking about this, and thought I would ask here first. What if the High Speed Halo team (http://www.highspeedhalo.net) would start accepting runs for the CMT campaign? I was going to ask them on their forums, but thought it better to ask here first, to be sure I actually had some support.

For anyone who doesn't know, High Speed Halo is a group of people who accept speed runs of all the Halo campaign levels. The runs must be unmodded (nothing at all changed in the level), but any glitch or bug in the game can be exploited as much as you want. The runs are submitted in the form of videos, with the fastest one or two available to download/view. For more information, go here (http://www.highspeedhalo.net/?about), and for an explanation of the rules, go here (http://www.highspeedhalo.net/?rules). I will wait for the SPv2 to be released before asking, though.

Wow, I didn't think that would still be there. (Yes, that was my clipboard, I'm not spamming the forums.)

[rossmum]

[quote=FriedMetroid;26958]

[Pooky]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/SA2/untitled.png

[Timo]

This is an automated message from Telecom to let you know that you have used more than the monthly high-speed allowance for your Broadbrand plan on the phone number --------.

You should know that there could be a delay of up to 2 hours between the time you exceeded the 100 per cent mark and the time this email arrived.

As you are on a flat rate plan you will not be charged any excess data costs if you exceed your monthly plan limit, but you may find we reduce your connection to dial-up speeds

To keep a close eye on how many megabytes you have used we recommend you visit https://www.telecom.co.nz/jetstreamum/yt - the information on the meter is updated every two hours. You can also add more email addresses here to receive these usage alerts .

If you find you are regularly exceeding your high-speed allowance you may want to change to another Broadband plan. So, when you have a minute to spare, check out http://www.telecom.co.nz/jsplans to see what's on offer. Changing to a new plan is easy and you can do it all online at http://www.telecom.co.nz/changejsplan

Kind Regards

The Broadband Helpdesk
mailto:broadband@telecom.co.nz
0800 CALL XTRA
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-saddowns.gif

[n00b1n8R]

26100404614499

[ExAm]

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/8978/mimeattachmenthn5.jpg
Posted this in Ownage.
I lagged out of a game, and suddenly I had a clone >_>

[Stealth]

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/2482/copyyf2.jpg
Oh Dano, the inside of your skins are cool, but it looks like there is some holes where the feet go... JK

[Xetsuei]

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OaJXE4wojTk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OaJXE4wojTk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[OmegaDragon]

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

Wow that was from like 2 hours ago

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

Wow that was from like 2 hours agoFunniest shit ever.

[rossmum]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/rossmum/20pzgrsig2b4.jpg

[TheGhost]

http://www.bungie.net/games/halopc/haloce1.07-0614.zip

omg halo vista patch! ^^

[ExAm]

let me guess, that makes Halo playable on Vista?

[rossmum]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA80w9sxTzY&mode=related&search=

I fucking LOVE that sound.

[n00b1n8R]

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

Wow that was from like 2 hours ago

win^

[Metkil5685]

http://www.clanpwh.po.gs/gsf/forums/index.php?showtopic=243&st=0&#entry1790

>_> I was sending a link to a friend on my forums <_<

[Masterz1337]

Don't bother posting here, once the new usergroups are set up, you won't have acess to this forum. Suicide's a joke right?

[CN3089]

[15.15.01] <Plat> ccccthe2nd: hmmm, how about, either teacher and student, neighbors, or babysitter and kid?
[15.15.02] <Plat> marlon owns: i have an idea
[15.15.02] <Plat> marlon owns: you can be the convict
[15.15.02] <Plat> marlon owns: and i'll be Agent Mitchel, FBI. You are hereby under arrest for attempts of pedophilia. Your IP is being traced as I speak, and units will be dispatched to your location.

[Stormwing]

"Beretta U22 Neos"

damn futuristic handgun if I ever saw one. the carbine attachment is pretty sick too :D

[rossmum]

http://www.radioblogclub.com/open/133361/rammstein/Rammstein%20-%20Sonne%20(live)

Mmmm, Sonne.

[Random]

Ambush\levels\Ambush_beta_v4.02

Peng knows wtf I am doing, stupid file organization >:(

[legionaire45]

http://www.engadget.com/2005/04/04/sony-psp-developer-kit/

ridiculing Sony's fun Devkit for the PSP. Rivals my armor in size xD.

[p0lar_bear]

ui\small_ui

[rossmum]

Maximum speed: 63km/h road (32km/h average off-road)
Maximum gradient: 38 degrees (23 sides)
Powerplant: Mod.504 turbine, producing 1,400hp boosted to 1,680hp
Range: 288km
Traverse rate: 360 degrees/18 sec.
Traverse mechanism: Hydraulic
Vertical angle range: -8 - 42 degrees
Armament: Single Zis-S-95 125mm autoloading rifled cannon, firing APFSDS, HEAT, SA-X SAMs, or 125mm flechette rounds. Max effective range is 7km, muzzle velocity 3,400fps, average rate of fire is 4.5rpm. 12.7mm (.50-cal) co-ax DT-44 firing 850rpm out to 1.8km. Grenade launchers, modular TOW missile pods and additional DT-44 mounts available.
Weight (standard load): 73 tonnes
Armour: Composite (classified but rumoured to be impenetrable to anything under an 88mm Flak AP shell); 60mm front/50mm sides/40mm rear in angled plates, inlaid silk; 15mm, reactive plates attached at crew's liberty. Coated to prevent magnetic mines from sticking.
Crew: 3 (driver, gunner, commander)

C&P'd from own forums for my thread about my tank design here. :eyesroll:

[Random]

(script continuous permset3
(if (and (= urFINE3 1) (!= uSPAWN3 2) true)
(begin
(set uSPAWN3 2)
(if (volume_test_object USA (unit (list_get (players) 2)))
(begin
(object_set_permutation (unit (list_get (players) 2)) ""soldier))))))oshi whats this stuff >:O Peng know >:|

[rossmum]

The team biped script!!!11 zomg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/rossmum/explosivesm1.jpg

Yeah, rendered Explosive's M1.

[Love De Lux]

halo pc 01.00.07.0613 May 12 2005 17:58:59 chucky was here! NULL belongs to me !!!!

[Agamemnon]

Copy and Paste:

I don't know

[InnerGoat]

PENGUIN IS A F****T



...edited for this thread..lol

[Random]

(device_set_position cbutton 0.0)

Why does it always have to do with scripts :/

[Scott-PL]

Rambosidea

[OmegaDragon]

Remember, on the internet, men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.

XD copied pasted to my sig at gbx

[ExAm]

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1759/1n57ruc710n5de4.jpg
Instructions for Ross's next render of my M1.

[Atty]

connect 216.52.148.37:27015;password noway

[OmegaDragon]

connect 216.52.148.37:27015;password noway

did you just post your VNC server?

[Pooky]

http://h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=962&page=6

[CN3089]

[00.06.23] <a_baby_seal> I knew it, CN loves abusive men

[Pooky]

So do I <.<

[n00b1n8R]

Spiderman

don't ask >.>

[ExAm]

Half Life 2: Episode 2 - Gameplay Movie #5

Drooling...

[n00b1n8R]

links please^

[rossmum]

I second that request.

[ExAm]

Top five on the list (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Half+Life+2%3A+Episode+2+-+Gameplay+Movie+%232&search=Search)
Extreme vortigaunte ownage withine

[rossmum]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/94/206416844_1d19cbffd0_o.jpg

[ExAm]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2210/cruiserplasmapf8.gif
Showing a friend a reeealy old Photoshop/ImageReady work of mine. Still looks good to me :/

[n00b1n8R]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

win :D

[rossmum]

Very nice.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/144/361264738_44537c4c6b_o.jpg

[Corgy]

1.1

[rossmum]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kF8lqxi_Nek

[Random]

(hud_set_help_text <hud_message>)

still deals with scripting :/

[Trezeguet]

I am ready to e-mail our opponent to get the match in order.

The map that you selected is Bloodgulch I believe. I think Ratrace would be good for me but I could do Bloodgulch. I am definitely going to go with slayer and not KotH. Our opponent as well has to decide on what they want so then we could work something out.
Now on a date, I can be on most of Saturday and Sunday. After 1pm ET Saturday and Sunday but before 7pm ET on Sunday. I can be on in the mornings and at night but I would have to get things scheduled and organized. You can decide on a few days you are available. Are you okay if I e-mail the two maps that we can play or just the one you want?

The e-mail(s) should contain the following:
Map(s): Bloodgulch or RatRace
Gametype: Team Slayer
Date: ?/?/07
Any other details you might want to tell but I would prefer me e-mailing or both.

They haven't e-mailed me but have they e-mailed you?
Also make sure to e-mail both.

PS: I believe they are both from Norway. (Most of the SR are)
PS#2: There e-mails are "iceryder.zero@hotmail.com" and "tekky@icqmail.com"

[Atty]

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16826144008

[InnerGoat]

http://drathom3.googlepages.com/HaloCE4k019.jpg



...what the hell, atticus

[rossmum]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pEi56HcNZ0

[ExAm]

A few years ago, I would have though his name was pronounced "Billy Connoly".

[rossmum]

Build RedOrchestra_Build_[2005-11-27_10.48]
OS: Windows XP 5.1 (Build: 2600)
CPU: GenuineIntel Unknown processor @ 1502 MHz with 511MB RAM
Video: NVIDIA GeForce FX 5200 (8198)
General protection fault!
History: AActor::ProcessState <- Object ROBot RO-Rakowice.ROBot, Old State State ROEngine.ROBot.Roaming, New State State UnrealGame.Bot.Scripting <- AController::Tick <- TickAllActors <- ULevel::Tick <- (NetMode=0) <- TickLevel <- UGameEngine::Tick <- Level Rakowice Airfield: Krakow, 25th January 1945 <- UpdateWorld <- MainLoop <- FMallocWindows::Free <- FMallocWindows::Realloc <- 65686372 0 FArray <- FArray::Realloc <- 0*2 <- FMallocWindows::Free

gg

[Pooky]

&#220;

[Zeph]

Part I:

Chen, C. Y. (January/February 2007). Virtual Vows[Couples who met playing massively multiplayer online games]. Foreign Policy, no. 158, 101.

Morrissey, B. (November 20 2006). Brands Gingerly Step Into Their Second Lives. Adweek, v. 47 no. 43, 10.

Wallace, M. (November 2006). The Future Of You. PC World, v. 24 no. 11, 133-6.

Blaisdell, M. (September 2006). All the Right MUVEs. T.H.E. Journal, v. 33 no. 14, 28-30, 32, 37-8.


Part II:

Richard Siklos. September 18, 2006. Not in the Real World Anymore. The New York Times. pC1(L).

Bryan Reesman. Jan 29, 2006. A Virtual Network of Reality Has Beens. The New York Times. pAR4(L).

[Pooky]

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/2210/cruiserplasmapf8.gif



I just now saw that...

It looks like that ship is peeing... rather explosively

[ExAm]

I think you know what it's doing.

[TheGhost]

Josh PL

^^ lol, just banned this kid from GBX

[ExAm]

How many does that make now?

[ChickenShyt]

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^No idea HOW in hell this appeared. >_>

[rossmum]

http://www.geocities.com/nacktchen/kitten_153.jpg

The SS don't hate kittens. DO YOU?

[OmegaDragon]

http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Chuck+Norris&word2=The+Ghost

Zomg h4x

*edit*
I forgot TheGhost goes together these are the actual results
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Chuck+Norris&word2=TheGhost

[rossmum]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sony_microsoft_mpaa_riaa_apple.jpg

[ExAm]

http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=a&word2=e

I have conclusively proven that A is the most used letter in the roman alphabet, closely followed by E. :)

Oshi-
Louis Libby has almost the same amount of results as the reporter that told the story on him for NPR:
http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Louis+Libby&word2=Libby+Lewis
Yes, her name IS Libby Lewis. I bet they picked her to report on the scandal specifically because of that :P

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

0.5215

[Hurrvish]

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/content.php?id=363935&name=363935_final2.swf&title=Gears%20of%20War%20VS%20Halo&date=1171429200&quality=b&uj=0&w=550&h=400

[InnerGoat]

http://www.h2vista.net/innergoat/stuff/dr/emot/hsugh.gif




Josh PL

^^ lol, just banned this kid from GBX
Owned. I took talking rain's forum life from him yesterday. :lol:

[Pooky]

The Brutes are large creatures, and their ride is even thinner than the Ghost... maybe make it a bit (a lot) more bulky?
.

[Teroh]

Stalin’s Changes
Identify: A) Command Economy B) Stalin Industrial Revolution C) Collective Farms
A) Command Economy: A command economy is an economy in which the leaders of the country control everything about it. They find the country’s economic needs and get the money in the right place.
B) Stalin Industrial Revolution: Stalin rationed food and clothing, so more materials could be put to use to get the country’s output of steel, coal, oil, and electricity so they would be closer to the other countries when it comes to a war where many materials would be needed.
C) Collective Farms: The government took the farms and made them government owned. Hundreds of people worked on the collective farms. The system of the government controlling the farms created a better output of food on the farms.

:O I'm at school.

[soloblast]

Stalin’s Changes

Identify: A) Command Economy B) Stalin Industrial Revolution C) Collective Farms
A) Command Economy: A command economy is an economy in which the leaders of the country control everything about it. They find the country’s economic needs and get the money in the right place.
B) Stalin Industrial Revolution: Stalin rationed food and clothing, so more materials could be put to use to get the country’s output of steel, coal, oil, and electricity so they would be closer to the other countries when it comes to a war where many materials would be needed.
C) Collective Farms: The government took the farms and made them government owned. Hundreds of people worked on the collective farms. The system of the government controlling the farms created a better output of food on the farms.

:O I'm at school.




The page you requested has been blocked because it contains a banned word. URL = http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1011


Yeah, me too.

[Teroh]

http://www.comics.com/comics/fminus/index.html

:XD:

[jcap]

{assign_variable:master_weblog_name="default_site"}

[Timo]

Owned. I took talking rain's forum life from him yesterday. :lol:


ahah, is he temp. banned or did he get slapped with a permanent ban? Please god, let it be the latter :--(

[Pooky]

The Brutes are large creatures, and their ride is even thinner than the Ghost... maybe make it a bit (a lot) more bulky?
.

[Teroh]

I noticed today I have a ringing in my ears whenever it's silent. It's quiet annoying.


^ My clipboard. o_o

[Atty]

Stalker.


That would be just, wrong. -- Mine.

[Teroh]

Stalker.


That would be just, wrong. -- Mine.
'Least I'm not Nic. :XD:

Clipboard:

http://www.uclick.com/client/sea/lio/2007/02/14/index.html

[rossmum]

203.123.67.146:27015

[p0lar_bear]

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/content.php?id=329979&name=329979_ahtm6.swf&title=Arfenhouse%20Teh%20Movie%206&date=1171515600&quality=b&uj=0&w=500&h=375

[Corgy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szgKd6yrJsM

[rossmum]

http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?t=62328

[n00b1n8R]

^ :woop:

[OmegaDragon]

https://mudbox3d.com/downloadTrial.html

[StankBacon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Timo12/hgf.jpg



:o

[legionaire45]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sony_microsoft_mpaa_riaa_apple.jpg
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sony_microsoft_mpaa_riaa_apple.jpg)

[n00b1n8R]

clipboard = friedmetroid

his xfire :P

[rossmum]

That's mine. :p

Nothing in it that the forum will recognise. Probably a part of my clanmate Krieger's sig.

[Atty]

We just got some goodies on our team: Xbox 360 HD DVD drives in black! These limited-edition drives were made especially for those of us who helped work on the product, and come along with a black remote control.

Auto-copy at its best.

[Timo]

* ChanServ has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
:woop:

[Agamemnon]

Congrats; the only kind of people I've ever seen say that are Halo 1 fan boys.
Meh, don't ask.

[rossmum]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/MG42-Display.jpg

:woop:

[Edward Elrich]

アジアン・カンフー・ジェネレーション 崩壊アンプリファー 遥か彼方（テレビ東京系アニメーション「ＮＡＲＵＴＯ」オープニング・テーマ）

[the following text is not part of my clipboard] If you see the above text as boxes, don't be alarmed. It's a song title in the language the song is in. One word should be desinguishable, though.

[InnerGoat]

84.83







... Apple's stock price. don't ask.

[legionaire45]

Dear Lampshade,

You have received an infraction at Gearbox Software Forums.

http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?p=1198766 (http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?p=1198766#post1198766)

Reason: Useless Post
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Spam isn't allowed.
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This infraction is worth 1 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

All the best,
Gearbox Software Forums


ZOMGOWNED?! It was in a spam thread just like this one....

[4RT1LL3RY]

Automatically translated (http://www.google.com/intl/en/help/faq_translation.html) text:アジアン・カンフー・ジェネレーション 崩壊アンプリファー 遥か彼方（テレビ東京系アニメーション「ＮＡＲＵＴＯ」オープニング・テーマ） The [ajian] kung fu generation collapse amplifier referring far far side (TV Tokyo Channel 12, Ltd. type animation “NARUTO” opening theme)

[rossmum]

I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago:

I got a vasectomy.

I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company.

I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl.

We date for a few months. I never made any move towards commitment but she brought it up ocassionally. For me, this was a casual but pleasant relationship. For her - as I was to find out - it was part of life-changing series of events that she was planning very carefully.

Four months into dating, I get the "I'm pregnant" talk. She's going on and on about how the condom must have broke and now we really need to think about getting married "for the baby". She's positively giddy. She has a baby in her and she thinks she's gonna have a good meal ticket (me) to go along with her new 7lb annuity.

At this point, I'm just as giddy. I get to pull the reverse "oops" on her. I figured that she slept with some bad boy and got knocked up. Good thing I was using condoms! Better still that I have a serious mistrust of women who can't think beyond their own uteri.

So I wait a couple of days to "think about all this." I meet her again. I say I don't want kids and that she should have an abortion. I know where this is going and sure enough it goes there. She goes completely batshit insane on me. There were the usual insults about my manhood. There were threats of legal action. It was all very ugly and I was loving every minute of it.

Well, I let her stew for a few days. She leaves me nasty messages on my phone. She sends awful emails. I'm laughing hysterically.

It was time to drop the hammer. While she was stewing I was busy. First I get a notarized copy from the urologist who performed the vasectomy. Next I get a notarized copy of the TWO test results indicating a "negative test result for sperm" to show I'm sterile and shooting blanks. Finally, I get a letter from a shark attorney stating he has seen the other documents and is prepared to litigate against this woman if she continues to communicate with me in such an unpleasant manner. Also, the letter states that we will insist on DNA testing to show that the baby is not mine. I'm ready.

I meet with this woman at her place. I bring flowers and a small bit of jewelry to show I am willing to reconcile and assume my responsibilities as a new father. I also have stuck in my pocket the documents I have prepared.

She's all giddy again. Her plan is going perfectly - or so she thinks. We talk about our future. We have some pretty good sex. Then, as I am about to walk out the door, I ask her the $64,000 question. "Are you sure that this baby is mine?"

Well, she goes batshit insane again. Hell, she ought to. Her plan could completely unravel if there is ANY question about my paternity. Oh, she's really screaming now. How dare I question her morals. Do I think she's a slut. I'm just trying to weasel out of my responsibilities... blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda.

I'm not really mad. I'm kind of embarrassed for her. But since she won't shut up and the neighbors can hear all of this, I ask her to step back inside and sit down. She sits on the sofa and calms down a bit. She is glaring at me with all the moral self-righteousness that only a woman can muster up. She thinks she has me trapped. She is 100% convinced her plan has worked. Oh, the tangled web of lies and deceit she has wrought around herself and I am about to hack through them with a few pieces of paper.

I reach into my pocket slowly. I extract the three pieces of paper and unfold them slowly and deliberately.

I tell her simply, "You're screwed".

Her look doesn't change. There is no way she can fathom what I have prepared.

I continue. "I am sterile"

Her look changes just a bit. Something is beginning to sink in. Naturally, she reverts to women's logic. "You're full of shit. You're trapped and you know it."

I hold up the letter and the test results. "Three months before we met, I had a vasectomy. Here is a notarized letter from him stating what I had done. Here are two test results showing that I tested negative for the presence of sperm. Blanks. I am shooting blanks. That baby inside you is simply not mine."

This woman is not to be swayed by logic and clear documentation. "Bullshit, those are fakes."

I was ready for that. "No, they are real. This last piece of paper is from my attorney. It's a simple letter to you that states if you pursue any kind of legal action against me for child support that I will insist on a DNA test to prove paternity, that is, to prove that your baby is not mine."

I give the woman all the documents. She reads them slowly, deliberately. With each passing second she can feel in her soul that she has made a very bad mistake. With denial swept away, she started to cry. It's a small cry at first. Then it becomes deeper and more painful. By the time she gets to the letter from the lawyer she is sobbing.

I had no sympathy for her. I turned and walked out the door. Even after I closed the door I could still hear her sobbing.

Epilogue -

I never heard directly from this woman again. I did hear through my friends that she did indeed have the baby. I also heard that the real father was some guy in a band she had met. I assumed that after 30, women stopped going after musicians, bikers, criminals, and thugs. Silly me for thinking the best of American women.

The Moral of the Story -

Get a vasectomy but keep it a secret.

From Facepunch.

[Random]

t_dpge9WWa4

:D Gears glitches, one of my favorite

[Emmzee]

http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/showpost.php?p=1198853&postcount=26

Weird.

[Somebody123]

-13.388

I was modelling.

[Emmzee]

(&#171;H2V&#187;)Legionaire: IT
WONT
FUCKING
DOWNLOAD
THE
BETA
FOR
LOTR:O
BECAUSE
EITHER
THE
FUCKING
INSTALLER
THEY
MADE
DOESNT
WORK
OR
WINDOWS
INSTALLS
SOME
FUCKED
UP
UPDATE
THAT
STOPS
ALL
PROGRESS
Laff.

[Atty]

There is nothing in my clipboard.

[Emmzee]

There is nothing in my clipboard.
:gtfo:
Srsly.
Also, http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/showpost.php?p=1199028&postcount=195

[Stealth]

The Blue man group

[Teroh]

You Know My Name

^ :O

[rossmum]

^^ win

Empty here, too. Just got up.

[klange]

ata0-master: type=disk, path="windisk.img", mode=flat, cylinders=1040, heads=16, spt=63

[Emmzee]

http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/showpost.php?p=1199484&postcount=41
Huh.

[Agamemnon]

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterv al('A()',5); void(0)

[Atty]

organizing it is just finishing a soccer match

[AiRgUItaR901]

takashidamnit - lol, that is teekup's xfire, I couldn't type the username right, so I had to copy and paste it!

[rossmum]

http://rapidshare.com/files/17161x16/ma2c.gmax.html

It won't work, so don't try it :)

[n00b1n8R]

^ it's so awesome >.>

[Random]

http://www.xindesk.com/

[Masterz1337]

Masterz1337: think of the HEK as the jackson family, and tool as michael

[Agamemnon]

Tool rapes little boys? :confused2:

[n00b1n8R]

^ xD

also: http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1027&page=3

[p0lar_bear]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-raise.gif

Yeah. Someone confused the hell out of me, so I had to go grab the :raise: emote.

[Rosco]

This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 2 seconds.

[TheGhost]

TheGetaway.wmv

[Random]

http://img468.imageshack.us/my.php?image=roflsmapmq1.jpg

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

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moments.

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connection.

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that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.

[Agamemnon]

Coup d'état

[OmegaDragon]

http://img468.imageshack.us/my.php?image=roflsmapmq1.jpg

Rofl its Goatse XD

Clipboard:
72 pins (32-bit)
144 pins (64-bit)
200 pins (72-bit)

I dont remember what i was doing >.>

[Atty]

JF-3KDLQC-X3GMC8-Q390M4

Oh...Activation code...

[rossmum]

You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar But I Feel A Millionaire

[Random]

http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/9644/roflsmapmq1.jpg

mech's map

[thehoodedsmack]

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f141/thehoodedsmack/tweakclip.jpg
Huh. Leftovers from the GBX thread.

[ExAm]

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/1829/modelsigow3.jpg

im in my profile, settin mah sig...

[mR_r0b0to]

http://www.angelfire.com/blog2/endovelico/CarlSagan-Cosmos.pdf

meh

[Atty]

Hence the general is skillful in attack whose opponent does not know what to defend; and he is skillful in defense whose opponent does not know what to attack.

[rossmum]

http://www.map-of-europe.us/europe-map.gif

Europe, lol.

[Teroh]

<Ugarte> I think I was 12 at the time, and I was at this girl's house for some kind of party... I think her name was Kate.
<Ugarte> Anyway, at some point she said she wanted to show me something, and brought me alone to her brother's room. She dug under his bed and took out a picture of a woman having sex with a dog. Then she kissed me.
<Ugarte> I'm as confused about this now as I was then.


Lol bash.org

[Stealth]

lol, ok so the girl wanted to have sex with a dog?
on topic...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV9dIpDkiaA

That's odd, you'd think I would of had something new after 3 hours.

[Atty]

If I got it any bigger I'd pass out from blood loss. :O

didnt u say u have a vagina?

With modern technology you can have both.

>.>

[Stealth]

ew...

[ExAm]

lol, "catch the exploding apple, with your face!"

[rossmum]

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=29873&postcount=174

Showing a friend. XD

Also, edited to avoid a double post...

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f9/SuitabilityPoster.jpg

:XD:

[n00b1n8R]

Omg Win!

[rossmum]

ylRpR3iuO-w

Winnar.

[n00b1n8R]

i know theirs meant to be you tube their, but it's not showing up >.>

[Con]

"Bedrock - Heaven Scent"

I dunno, I'm at a school comp....

[Metkil5685]

xxx7-xxx6-xxx9-xxx3-3793

Ek, my FEAR CD key >_> That's why the x's are there.

[Reaper Man]

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/050509.jpg

[itszutak]

19A
Zosha was quick to dive into my big pool for Jinx.
Type these ZIP Codes: OR, MD, RI, NV, and PA.
Ian kept a pen and work forms handy for all of us.



19B
The tab key is used to indent blocks of copy such as these.
It should also be used for tables to arrange data quickly and neatly into columns.
Learn now to use the tab key by touch; doing so will add to your keying skill.
Strike the tab key firmly and release it very quickly. Begin the line without a pause.
If you hold the tab key down, the cursor will move from tab to tab across the line.



19C
an me so en if em by he ox go am do is no or in to
She may go to the city if he can fix the old auto.

The best dancers are: Ana and Jose; Mag and Boyd.
Did Ms. Paxon send us the letter from Dr. LaRonde?

Masami saw the game on ESPN; Krista saw it on NBC.
The AMS meeting is on Tuesday; the DPE, on Friday.



19D
ad my we in be on at up as no are him was you gets
girl quay turn rush duty down maps rich laid spend

an ad to fix an oak to get the zoo via jet in turn
if they to risk by them the duty and paid she kept

He is to aid the girls with the work if they wish.
Jan may go to the city for the bid forms for them.

He may go to the lake by dusk to do the dock work.
I did all the work for the firm for the usual pay.





19E
Be quick to excel in form and speed. If you do, you can move back a word or two and watch the errors fall away. Keep this in mind as you work.
You might be amazed how your speed will grow if you first push for speed and then level off to take control at just the right speed. Try it now.


Just doing some typing work. <_<;

[Hurrvish]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPc_riNexjg

[Atty]

ore for productivity and such

[CN3089]

http://img.waffleimages.com/af6fb10206f7b1bfa8e8a66bc25e5b1be4b627bd/wiigirl3.gif

[Atty]

Damage Given to "yves" - 12 in 1 hit

[Cortexian]

file:///D:/backup/kevskey/Don't%20Run!/ (file:///D:/backup/kevskey/Don%27t%20Run%21/)

Oh cool, the directory to my USB key with my school hacking stuff folder. lmao.

[Btd69]

Damage given to "cX|.Mo3[XG]" - 99 in 11 hits

Fuck I love css >.>

[Reaper Man]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3761/awesomepostlw2.gif
LOLWUT?

[Random]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3761/awesomepostlw2.gif
LOLWUT?

haha thats great :v


http://desktoptwo.com/

^ my clipboard

[Atty]

Damage given to "cX|.Mo3[XG]" - 99 in 11 hits

Fuck I love css >.>Try 13 with a clear AWP shot. ;)

[TheGhost]

(1/6)*tan^(-1)(3x/2)+C

[Reaper Man]

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/7108/ohschnapgo8.gif

[n00b1n8R]

where are you getting those^?

[n00b1n8R]

http://www.haloimpulse.com (http://www.lemonparty.org)
Omg its back!

:eek::gtfo:

[rossmum]

Was explaining who SVC is to a friend who doesn't hang around the Halo community very much.


Ok, for those of you that don't know him:
SVC is the yardstick I use to gauge a person's degree of self-obsession. He is the sole cause of innumerable flame wars across every major Halo forum, and as a result he is banned from pretty much anywhere inhabited by intelligent beings. His god complex is so bad that rock-solid logic means nothing to him... for fuck's sake, the guy claimed someone hacked into his PC and used it to remotely play Halo and aimbot on the [HIV] server to get him banned from pretty much every major server in CE, and continued to post his worthless 'evidence' for several days until he finally threw a tantrum and 'left' Halo for the umpteenth time. He's been working on the same 'project' for 3+ years and yet all he has to show is a plane with some boxes on which has so many wasted polies that even top-of-the-line PCs slow down, along with a set of basic tags. He claims that this whole map only took him 3 hours anyway, but it's obvious he's lying (as is normal for such scum). He ignores any advice and only pays attention to those pitiful morons who worship him blindly, as if the words of experienced 3D artists are utterly worthless to him - indeed, they are, since they invariably tell him that things need improving, which in turn implies that his work is not, in fact, perfect! Golly gosh mister, how could they do such a thing?

As if that's not enough, he often tries to flame people for such idiotic reasons as not agreeing with some pr0n-deprived fanboy that his '3D girl' (I use both the terms '3D' and 'girl' very loosely in this instance) is the most amazingly arousing piece of erotica on the face of the earth. In fact, while we're on the topic of sex, SVC brags about how he gets it from his 'hot girlfriend' 5 times a day and how 'amazingly virile' he is, according to this clearly imaginary character. Strider is an ugly fucker (harsh, coming from me - doubly harsh because OH WAIT HE ISN'T A FUCKER AT ALL :XD:) and this 'hot girl' of his would have to be blind, deaf, very, very desperate, and unable to feel anything - and she'd still be scraping the barrel. What kind of idiot virgin brags about 'having hot sex omgomgomg' on online forums which are mostly populated by other teenage males? I mean, sure, you'll occasionally get mates teasing each other about how often they get it, but they don't bring it up every fucking post they make and exaggerate it more every time they do so... honestly, who would. Strider Vega Core, that's who.

Fuck, the guy even sounds like a cock-sucking dolt.

In closing:
Strider's Youtube account (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=stridervcore) (where he started making derogatory and VERY vulgar comments about my ex who he's never even seen because I told him the design for one of his ideas was good but the execution was poor)

Just one of his lovely posts. (http://www.hivclan.org/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=75&hl=&view=findpost&p=1702)

His '3D girl' (http://forums.filefront.com/showpost.php?p=3226766&postcount=556) and the
associated post. (http://www.hivclan.org/forums/index.php?showtopic=75&st=120&p=1702&#) Be warned, this is not a pretty sight.

See what I mean?

[Teroh]

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2537/greatpostmr9.gif

^ Lol clipboard.

[legionaire45]

http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/2f/Lolzturtle.gif

[n00b1n8R]

some wank kept linking that image on xfire the other day >.>

[rossmum]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b335/rossmum/dods-20070221-215212.jpg

[n00b1n8R]

n00b1n8R (http://www.youtube.com/user/n00b1n8R) (5 seconds ago)
you do not, you liar :P

me replying to ross's blatent lies on youtube.

[rossmum]

*blatant truths

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBeeALP9uc4

They took long enough...

[Cortexian]

They phail at shooting.

Clip Board:
http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1083

[Stealth]

9E8xUXkpWNk&mode
Ok, this is what I get for going to TSL's forums.

[Syuusuke]

http://www.hackhalo.org/l33t/videos/backpack_weapons.wmv

Was showing my friend the BackpackCE thingy =D

[InnerGoat]

http://www.guru3d.com/newsitem.php?id=5001

[Hurrvish]

http://www.hackhalo.org/l33t/videos/backpack_weapons.wmv

Was showing my friend the BackpackCE thingy =D
O.O
l33t h4x....
total win

down with FSM, in with CAD

[PlasbianX]

hqGMq3uGV6Q

vid of my biology teacher :P

[Arteen]

"\n"

[Atty]

connect 216.32.148.37:27015;password strike4

[Hurrvish]

file:///M:/sespo/

>_> science expo stuff

[Teroh]

peterljr888 (http://www.xfire.com/profile/peterljr888)

Lol.

[n00b1n8R]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuhjgND3TUE&mode=related&search=

friend linked me

[Reaper Man]

where are you getting those^?
I made them.

[n00b1n8R]

:ohsnap:

nice :D

[Corgy]

Biography:
I love video games but hey gears of war omg best game ever o and halo
Location:
I live in Vegas
Interests:
video games,riding my bike and playin xbox 360 o ad playing on the computer to.
Occupation:
my job is to play video games mostly.

[n00b1n8R]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l183/n00b1n8R/therealdano.jpg

[Emmzee]

UnNews:World Powers Await Iran's Report Card



Lol.

[Teroh]

I was with my dad, and we got onto the subject of my Italian Project that I had, and he basically just helped me get half of it done for my group.

^ Said that to two people, didn't want to bother typing it out.

[CN3089]

UnNews:World Powers Await Iran's Report Card



Lol.

OH MAN UNCYCLOPEDIA IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS I MEAN MAKING FUN OF WIKIPEDIA? THAT'S FUCKING EDGY SHIT, MAN.




(i don't know why i had this on my clipboard)

[Random]

Cell Phone

._. don't remember why I have that.

[Atty]

it was funny but still having him say it makes it utter fail.

>_>

[Teroh]

Whats a factor of 9x^2-6x-3?

Asking people so I control C'ed it.

[p0lar_bear]

[01:50:22] [+Bok]: p0lar_bear, all you have to do is start playing EVE.

---

no i don't :gonk:

[Hurrvish]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnrt0nKU6jM

IM SPECIAL TOO!!

[rossmum]

http://www.stssource.com

oh shit sixtoes skins for all

[Metkil5685]

http://www.petitiononline.com/downw11/petition.html


Errrr, no this is not spam....or recruiting....it was just there.....

[Emmzee]

Whats a factor of 9x^2-6x-3?

Asking people so I control C'ed it.
Great post? That's new.



TheRealStick: EMMMMMMMMMMZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TheRealStick: i have postal 2 stp
[H2V]Emmzee: what
[H2V]Emmzee: OMG WARES
[H2V]Emmzee: IM TELLING EVERYONE

[Atty]

connect 65.99.247.115:27015;password private

[Random]

StevenScottish, English, Dutch, and North German: from the personal name Steven, a vernacular form of Latin Stephanus, Greek Stephanos ‘crown’. This was a popular name throughout Christendom in the Middle Ages, having been borne by the first Christian martyr, stoned to death at Jerusalem three years after the death of Christ. In English the variant spelling Stephen is almost equally common.

[Stormwing]

[br /] - with the diff brackets

....because H2V has been being extremely ghey and making me put in line breaks manually. wtf.

[Metkil5685]

file:///C:/Program%20Files/Datel/ActionReplay%20Xbox/Saves/Halo2_GreatJourn.zip

Wow, just wow.

[Teroh]

<NaStyChoC> hey babe asl?
<sweetangelic> hi, 14/f/aus ^^
<NaStyChoC> ive a real big cock..
<sweetangelic> o how big??
<NaStyChoC> 9in
<sweetangelic> dats prty big, mines only 8
<NaStyChoC> ok
<NaStyChoC> wait wtf

^ Lol I love copy-pasting things to people on bash.

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

Oh my god, that was funny as fuck.

[Atty]

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16819115011

>_>

[rossmum]

[quote=Stealth;31240]

[Random]

file:///C:/Program%20Files/Microsoft%20Games/Halo%20Custom%20Edition/data/Ambush/levels/ (file:///C:/Program%20Files/Microsoft%20Games/Halo%20Custom%20Edition/data/Ambush/levels/Ambush_beta_v4.02/scripts/bipedspawn.hsc)Ambush_beta_v4.02/scripts/bipedspawn.hsc (file:///C:/Program%20Files/Microsoft%20Games/Halo%20Custom%20Edition/data/Ambush/levels/Ambush_beta_v4.02/scripts/bipedspawn.hsc)

[Stealth]

.

.
shit

[Emmzee]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=H10MyFjIQiI

[TheGhost]

estimated delivery date

[Corgy]

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/showpost.php?p=31493&postcount=233

[n00b1n8R]

lololololol

i get it.
i get jokes.

[Corgy]

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/usernote.php?do=viewuser&u=669

[Teroh]

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/261/huuuuuuuuuuuugekg7.gif
^ <3 Cyanide and Happiness

My clipboard:

Fugative1010: my brother played the worst trick on me the other day
Fugative1010: well, a while ago, when I came out of the hospital
Fugative1010: my brother told me to walk into a bar and shout out "who's my daddy"
Teroh15: Did you?
Fugative1010: Yup
Teroh15: AWESOME.
Teroh15: What happened?
Fugative1010: turns out it was... a gay bar.
Fugative1010: :-(
Teroh15: LOL

[CN3089]

[20.59.56] <GBc^quikk> CN3089 i dunno what meme that unforgivable is about

[Atty]

216.52.148.37:27015

[n00b1n8R]

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l183/n00b1n8R/congawarriors.jpg

[Atty]

http://smiliesftw.com/big/noesaway512.gif

http://smiliesftw.com/big/omgwtfbbt.gif

[n00b1n8R]

lol, those win :)

[Atty]

http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/banned.gif

This is for you Ghost. :)

[Stealth]

http://www.h2vista.net/forums/images/customavatars/avatar51_5.gif (http://www.YouFail.org)
O.o
Click on it, I dare you.

[Cortexian]

I love that song Stealth, heres my clip board:

Dude your PC fails, you have like 512 RAM and its a DELL, hell my new BFG 8800 GTX eats your entire PC by itself, the rest of my PC starves. Wait no it doesn't, it just makes up for it by using its 500 gb hard drive to eat internet cookies :).

^ Im to best friend over xfire, we was trying to explain that his DELL with 6800, 512 ram, and P4 owned my new PC... Now he wants my old rig :P

[Stealth]

I love that song Stealth, heres my clip board:

Dude your PC fails, you have like 512 RAM and its a DELL, hell my new BFG 8800 GTX eats your entire PC by itself, the rest of my PC starves. Wait no it doesn't, it just makes up for it by using its 500 gb hard drive to eat internet cookies :).

^ Im to best friend over xfire, we was trying to explain that his DELL with 6800, 512 ram, and P4 owned my new PC... Now he wants my old rig :P
I didn't know computers love cookies. I'm at school, and I don't think I have any thing in my clipboard....

[Cortexian]

http://smiliesftw.com/huge/bowroflcrowd.gif
I win.

[Hurrvish]

^
ow, my eyes hurt

clipboard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qD42z8LJPM

[Stealth]

lol, it fits the song I'm playing right now.

[Cortexian]

I lol'ed at that for some reason...

[Hurrvish]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wREOXPBoPg&mode=related&search=

whippy, youre famous :)

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

:x No one was supposed to find those. I don't know if I should say this - but there are many more throughout the whole level. ;p

[Teroh]

NO!

When did I copy-paste that?

[Cortexian]

I never knew that was there o_O...

[Stealth]

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/4269/churchsghost426c845ded9ww2.jpg
O.o
Port-a-pot on wheels!
any ideas on what it runs on?