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PlasbianX
April 30th, 2008, 07:01 PM
Full Story (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/04/29/national/main4056750.shtml?source=RSSattr=HOME_4056750)


(AP) A teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, federal authorities said Tuesday.

Prosecutors argued in a federal courtroom that the statements are an indication that 18-year-old Ryan Schallenberger needs a psychological evaluation. The straight-A Chesterfield High School senior was arrested April 19 and faces several state and federal charges, including attempting to use a weapon of mass destruction. That charge carries a possible life sentence if he is convicted.

"His conduct is bizarre," prosecutor Buddy Bethea told Judge Thomas Rogers III, who did not immediately issue a ruling. "I think it screams out in his conduct that he be evaluated."

Defense attorney Bill Nettles said the request was premature, and that Schallenberger was competent to help in his defense.

Prosecutors want Schallenberger, currently at Chesterfield County jail, moved to a federal facility because they think he may try to commit suicide. His journal writings have become increasingly violent over the past year, prosecutor Rose Mary Parham said.

An agent with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives testified that the teen told a sheriff he wanted to die after his arrest.

"He said death was better than life," Craig Townsend said. "He told the sheriff he wanted to die and go to heaven and once he got there, he wanted to kill Jesus."

Prosecutors also played a 911 tape of the teen's mother calling police after he smashed his head into a wall two days before his arrest. On the tape, she says her son threatened to shoot police if they came.

"He's not going to do it," Laurie Sittler told the operator. "He's just got a bad temper."

The teen left but his mother was scared he would return, she said in the call. "He's planning to go to college and everything, but I don't know what to do," she said.

Schallenberger was arrested after his parents picked up at the post office a package addressed to the teen containing 20 pounds of ammonium nitrate. They got nervous and looked through his room where they found a cassette tape he wanted played after he died, which they took to the sheriff's office, the agent testified. Authorities found his journal, which lauded the Columbine killers, after searching his room.

The 50-page journal contained notes on more than 10 types of explosives that Schallenberger experimented with and evaluated a year ago, the agent testified. It had a black cover and "Pisces" written on the front, and authorities have said it contained detailed plans to bomb Chesterfield High School.

Schallenberger's parents were at the hearing but would not comment.

Townsend also testified Schallenberger's mother called police to the home in April last year, when the teen was arrested for breach of peace. He said the teen became enraged and knocked over furniture after his mother asked him to walk with his sister to a grandparent's home.

Authorities also seized a computer that shows he searched Web sites for making bombs, a shotgun, carbon dioxide canisters, "hundreds and hundreds" of matchsticks, and more cassette tapes that they have not yet heard, Townsend said.

Dumbass, if chuck norris can't even assassinate jesus, why in the world would he think he could!?

thehoodedsmack
April 30th, 2008, 07:03 PM
Heard about this in two of my classes today. Musta been Digg'd. On that note, hilarious.

NuggetWarmer
April 30th, 2008, 07:05 PM
Wow. Just... wow.

itszutak
April 30th, 2008, 07:06 PM
o_0

Warsaw
April 30th, 2008, 07:27 PM
What a moron. I "lol" at his folly.

Did I mention that I hate people [like him]?

klange
April 30th, 2008, 08:23 PM
If you plan on killing someone, you'll go to hell. That's what it says in the bible. Dumbass. If you want to kill Jesus you stick a nuke in someone who goes to Church regularly and then kill them. Make sure you stay within a mile or two of the body. Just in case.

CN3089
April 30th, 2008, 08:44 PM
Dumbass, if chuck norris can't even assassinate jesus, why in the world would he think he could!?


Dumbass, if chuck norris can't even assassinate jesus,


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-downswords.gif chuck norris http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-downsrim.gif

ugh http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c251/CN3089/Emoticons/emot-frogout.gif

cheezdue
April 30th, 2008, 09:18 PM
Pathetic

TeeKup
April 30th, 2008, 09:35 PM
:gonk:

What in fucks name is wrong with people.

Con
April 30th, 2008, 09:38 PM
Another bites the dust...

StankBacon
April 30th, 2008, 09:52 PM
this man is a genius.

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Sel
April 30th, 2008, 10:01 PM
I support him in his war against jesus.

DrunkenSamus
April 30th, 2008, 10:07 PM
:gonk:

What in fucks name is wrong with people.

I hate people...

Bodzilla
April 30th, 2008, 10:24 PM
AAAHHHHMMMEEERRRIIIIAAAAAKKKAAA

AHMERIKA!!11

FARK YA!

Hotrod
April 30th, 2008, 10:34 PM
Umm...all I can really say in this situation is WTF? What on Earth is wrong with that kid? I mean, it can't be his parents, since there's no way that they could have done something to him to make him like that. I just hope that he never does anything that would cause any harm to anybody.

StankBacon
April 30th, 2008, 10:42 PM
AAAHHHHMMMEEERRRIIIIAAAAAKKKAAA

AHMERIKA!!11

FARK YA!

don't pretend this kind of shit only happens in America.

Bodzilla
April 30th, 2008, 10:44 PM
easy boy, just joking.

but i mean c'mon, what ever happened to just An hero'ing on your own without trying to take other people down with you.
>_<

StankBacon
April 30th, 2008, 10:47 PM
yah i know, i remember seeing a video of some dickhead getting chased by the cops going the wrong way on the highway, and he purposely drove head on to someone and killed himself and the guy he hit.

rossmum
May 1st, 2008, 01:07 AM
don't pretend this kind of shit only happens in America.
Of course it doesn't. But by the same token, I don't think it (or anything like it) has happened here at all, let alone recently. Worst we've had was Port Arthur, and that was (comparatively) nothing.

Also, wow. If this kid was that fucked up, why wasn't he put in a psych hospital earlier?

paladin
May 1st, 2008, 01:17 AM
el oh el, wow

Xetsuei
May 1st, 2008, 01:21 AM
Of course it doesn't. But by the same token, I don't think it (or anything like it) has happened here at all, let alone recently. Worst we've had was Port Arthur, and that was (comparatively) nothing.

Also, wow. If this kid was that fucked up, why wasn't he put in a psych hospital earlier?

Could have something to do with the fact our population is over 15 times bigger than yours?

Kornman00
May 1st, 2008, 01:35 AM
Xetsuei™;251104']Could have something to do with the fact our population is over 15 times bigger than yours?
Not if you count the kangaroo's :downs:

rossmum
May 1st, 2008, 01:40 AM
Xetsuei™;251104']Could have something to do with the fact our population is over 15 times bigger than yours?
Did I ever say it didn't?

legionaire45
May 1st, 2008, 02:47 AM
I think it mainly has something to do with the fact that our school systems are so bad that people go insane :downs:.

If someone THAT unstable can get straight A's then what the fuck is the matter with me D:

DaneO'Roo
May 1st, 2008, 03:52 AM
Even if he did commit, the angels at heavens gate must really be stupid to let him into heaven in the first place for killing all those innocent people.

:logic:

Pooky
May 1st, 2008, 03:58 AM
Did I mention that I hate people?
.

Another bites the dust...
You have no idea how badly I want to get you with a 'not the place'

nooBBooze
May 1st, 2008, 06:42 AM
Well, at leats this kid had some kind of aspirations.

поистине эпичес
May 1st, 2008, 01:12 PM
If you have to die to go to heaven, and Jesus is in heaven, doesn't that mean that Jesus is already dead?

Also, suicide is an instant ticket to Hell, IIRC.