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Kornman00
May 2nd, 2008, 04:19 PM
[Source (http://www.avn.com/internet/articles/29993.html)]



ANTWERP, Belgium - Former Belgian Senate candidate and NEE Party leader Tania Derveaux is willing to put up or shut up when it comes to network neutrality.
Any man who is at least 18 years old, is a virgin and can provide proof that he has been defending network neutrality can enter manhood by having sex with Derveaux.

On her website, DontStayVirgin.MovieLOL.org (http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/), Derveaux promises to travel to qualified candidates' locations at her expense and "perform sexual intercourse."

Derveaux's offer is a response to Virgin Media CEO Neil Berkett's statement that "this net-neutrality thing is a load of bollocks." Virgin Media plans to treat its partners' content to more bandwidth, and those who don't pay a premium will have their bandwidth restricted.

"Net neutrality is paramount to safeguard free speech and innovation on the Internet," Derveaux wrote on her website. "With only one arguably negative side effect: An unusual amount of today's Internet users are virgin. That's a problem I intend to solve. In history, man has always waged war for freedom. Now, it's time to obtain our freedom with love."

Derveaux explained that she restricted the offer to virgins because "I don't want to make this promise to such a large amount of people that I'll have to turn some down."

Derveaux made international news when she ran for a seat in the Belgium Senate in the 2007 general election as a member of the NEE Party, a political protest group trying to provide an alternative for voters who are unhappy with the current political parties.

As part of the campaign, Derveaux posed naked in an ad that promised the creation of 40,000 jobs. The ad was intended to be a parody of other parties' claims about creating jobs.

According to the NEE website, Derveaux received requests for blowjobs instead of legitimate jobs. Prompted by the requests, the NEE offered subscribers a shot at one of 40,000 blowjobs, which later were performed virtually.


Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

applicants must be 18yrs old or above
condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania's body without any oral or vaginal contact
Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs
multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance
if anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity
applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer
Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

bbl, finding old FreePress emails :-3...

nooBBooze
May 2nd, 2008, 04:27 PM
They should've come up with this two years ago..oh well.
But the question is, who would be the bigger whore: she who offers her services or he who actually accepts it.
EDIT: hawt nonetheless
EDIT: umm that LOL in the url looks a bit suspicious

Corndogman
May 2nd, 2008, 04:33 PM
Damn. I'm not 18 yet.

klange
May 2nd, 2008, 04:36 PM
I'll take it.

OmegaDragon
May 2nd, 2008, 04:44 PM
Sloppy 100th for the next person ;)

cheezdue
May 2nd, 2008, 06:02 PM
Discusting D:

LlamaMaster
May 2nd, 2008, 06:33 PM
Dude....

I would totally do it (if I were 18...), but I'm afraid of what it might look like when I get there. :(

Stormwing
May 2nd, 2008, 06:51 PM
applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may sufferhahaha :lol:

for a politician she's pretty damn hot.

edit: oh wow
http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

ultama121
May 2nd, 2008, 06:56 PM
So... a legal prostitute? :-3

ICEE
May 2nd, 2008, 06:58 PM
Shes going to regret this in a few years when shes spread aids to every x-virgin who happens to like the internet. Also, is this limited to men?

PlasbianX
May 2nd, 2008, 07:06 PM
Damn, after all that sex shes gonna be looser than the grip of hand covered in lube holding a popsicle

Atty
May 2nd, 2008, 07:36 PM
loal

LlamaMaster
May 2nd, 2008, 09:02 PM
xD

Boba
May 2nd, 2008, 09:23 PM
Sounds like a plan.

Bad Waffle
May 2nd, 2008, 09:29 PM
heh. HEH. I might go to belgium in november just for this :)

Rob Oplawar
May 2nd, 2008, 09:31 PM
But WoL, don't you remember? You don't meet the qualifications anymore, remember that night you spent with Boba?

Con
May 2nd, 2008, 09:34 PM
Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs
:smith:

n00b1n8R
May 2nd, 2008, 09:57 PM
Good thing she's to old for ross, else he may have accidentally gone outside. :downs:

Agamemnon
May 2nd, 2008, 09:58 PM
Good thing she's to old for ross, else he may have accidentally gone outside. :downs:
this

Plus that thing with Neuro he did too.

cheezdue
May 2nd, 2008, 10:23 PM
I still see this discusting, she is going to meet like thousands or hundreds of men that will do her. By the time its your turn, (If you get lucky) other men have been banging her, then, maybe, be expecting herpes. :puke:

Bodzilla
May 2nd, 2008, 10:35 PM
I still see this discusting, she is going to meet like thousands or hundreds of men that will do her. By the time its your turn, (If you get lucky) other men have been banging her, then, maybe, be expecting herpes. :puke:
god bless bless her.
http://forumimages.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-patriot.gif

Roostervier
May 2nd, 2008, 10:40 PM
I still see this disgusting, she is going to meet like thousands or hundreds of men that will do her. By the time its your turn, (If you get lucky) other men have been banging her, then, maybe, be expecting herpes. :puke:

Also, if no one lies, she won't have an STD problem. <_<


Fat chance of that D:

rossmum
May 3rd, 2008, 12:09 AM
Good thing she's to old for ross, else he may have accidentally gone outside. :downs:
Dunno. How old is she?

cheezdue
May 3rd, 2008, 12:12 AM
god bless bless her.
http://forumimages.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-patriot.gif


^ :awesome:

ExAm
May 3rd, 2008, 03:22 AM
So... a legal prostitute? :-3She doesn't ask for money, and therefore is not a prostitute.

Kornman00
May 3rd, 2008, 03:48 AM
Also, if no one lies, she won't have an STD problem. <_<

also, condoms.

beele
May 3rd, 2008, 04:14 AM
http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/

official site of the party (and so of Tania), thanks to beele for being in Belgium, and knowing where to look :)

ATTENTION: SITE IN DUTCH


EDIT:
English version: http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm

EDIT2:
Just noticed that someone already posted the English site:embarrassed:

p0lar_bear
May 3rd, 2008, 04:19 AM
What... the fuck?!

Seriously. All-time lowwwww.

(I'd hit it, but not after half of the fucking internet was there. :gonk:)

Tweek
May 3rd, 2008, 04:25 AM
subscribed, now i need some evidence i have been defending net neutrality >_<

beele
May 3rd, 2008, 04:28 AM
It's probably just a hoax. It wasn't on the news on either TV or radio, not even in the newspapers. Which usually happens immediately when something like this occurs. I could be wrong though.

For those who don't know, I live in belgium, in Antwerp.

rossmum
May 3rd, 2008, 04:42 AM
HOLY SHIT WOULD TAP

n00b1n8R
May 3rd, 2008, 05:42 AM
ITT: Virgins come out of the closet.

nooBBooze
May 3rd, 2008, 07:33 AM
Damn, after all that sex shes gonna be looser than the grip of hand covered in lube holding a popsicle
She'll have a hard time trying not to stumble over her meatcurtains too.

Tweek
May 3rd, 2008, 09:10 AM
She'll have a hard time trying not to stumble over her meatcurtains too.

and what would you know about that?

cheezdue
May 3rd, 2008, 11:00 AM
What... the fuck?!

Seriously. All-time lowwwww.

(I'd hit it, but not after half of the fucking internet was there. :gonk:)


Im with you.

Monopoly
May 3rd, 2008, 11:36 AM
Is she willing to hook up with females; just putting the idea out there :-3

Agamemnon
May 3rd, 2008, 12:18 PM
If something is usually too good to be true, it usually is.

Besides, the virgin limit is the tip off here.

adumass
May 3rd, 2008, 06:53 PM
This is good news, but I'm gonna guess its fake..:(

Dr Nick
May 3rd, 2008, 06:55 PM
Sorry if this is a double-post. I posted earlier and couldn't see it.

http://tania.movielol.org/
She's from the AtheneWins group.

Con
May 3rd, 2008, 07:54 PM
Oh, so she's an attention whore and not just the normal kind :downs:

Corndogman
May 3rd, 2008, 08:09 PM
She also has a blog saying shes going to kill herself in 90 days, and yesterday it said "4 days left..." but how can she be acting in a movie and flying around the world banging virgins if shes gonna kill herself in 3 days:eyesroll:

ICEE
May 3rd, 2008, 08:19 PM
this is all BS I bet. She cant be giving out 40k blowjobs, sexing a limitless amount of people and killing herself in 3 days at the same time... Unless the blowjobs and sex are whats killing her.

Dr Nick
May 3rd, 2008, 08:57 PM
Speed up! It's a scam.

Also, I see pubes.

ICEE
May 3rd, 2008, 09:01 PM
Speed up! It's a scam.

Also, I see pubes.
She has nothing to gain by doing this, it cant be a scam.. I think she just wants attention

Dr Nick
May 3rd, 2008, 09:09 PM
She has nothing to gain by doing this, it cant be a scam.. I think she just wants attention
She's getting attention. Either way, if she's lying about the sex, it'll be shown in a few days. If she's lying about suicide, we'll likely never know.

Limited
May 3rd, 2008, 09:46 PM
Interesting. High class prozzy attempting to actually save some thing.

Down with net neutrality!

Yup, theres my evidence done.

Terry
May 3rd, 2008, 11:14 PM
How stupid can you be? I mean, I would never sell my body to randomn people for the internet. Jesus christ!
This has to be some sort of prank...

n00b1n8R
May 3rd, 2008, 11:36 PM
Interesting. High class prozzy attempting to actually save some thing.

Down with net neutrality!

Yup, theres my evidence done.
You did it wrong. :downsgun:

Kornman00
May 4th, 2008, 06:04 AM
this is all BS I bet. She cant be giving out 40k blowjobs, sexing a limitless amount of people and killing herself in 3 days at the same time... Unless the blowjobs and sex are whats killing her.
IIRC, the 40k bjs was only a play on some rival politician's words who said he would make 40k new jobs.

If you all paid close attention to the article (or even read more than the first paragraph) you'd realize she was responding to Virgin Media's acts. If you don't get it now, then just get off the internet.