Random talents you have?

[Llama Juice]

Well? Most of you have seen my crazy eye video thinger, what physical "talents" do you have?

If possible make a video of it and post it up :) Otherwise text is fine.

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How did I learn to do that? I have Amblyopia AKA a lazy eye... I can choose which eye I want to use as my dominate eye (or if I focus I can use both... but it's a lot of effort to remember it... and after a while it actually hurts... weird I know) My other eye will then be lazy and drift off. I then switch dominate eyes and let the other one drift off...

AKA using my lazy eye for a silly party trick.

Anyhow, what can you kids do?

[Limited]

Uh, some weird thing with my finger, dunno how you'd call it, it locks into position and muscles stick so I cant flex it any more just wiggly it around.

Hard to explain, I'll get a pic soon.

[Patrickssj6]

Pity my hand is injured otherwise I would make a video...like clapping with one hand or snapping the fingers like the Brazilian's do. ^^

[Kornman00]

6-roper. everytime. :downs:

[NuggetWarmer]

I can play the harmonica.

[Aerowyn]

:O Lightning knows my random talent. ;)

[FlyingStone]

Dont think I have any.


:O Lightning knows my random talent. ;)
Someone find Lightning

[thehoodedsmack]

I can burp on command.

[Monopoly]

I can kill 2 men with 1 stone.

[FlyingStone]

:picsorstfu:

[odseraphim]

Uh, some weird thing with my finger, dunno how you'd call it, it locks into position and muscles stick so I cant flex it any more just wiggly it around.

Hard to explain, I'll get a pic soon.
It's called being "double-jointed."
I can do that with my ring, middle, and pointer fingers on both hands. I can turn my left or right foot around and walk that way, and I can twist my wrist around twice, and when I pick it up off the table, it spins.

[Monopoly]

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7311/2men1stoneal0.jpg


2men1stone

[NuggetWarmer]

That is a boulder.

[PlasbianX]

My right hand can rotate 360 degrees on my joint. Fun to fuck with peoples minds by spinning it around once then spinning it back.

[ima_from_America]

I can spit directly from my saliva glands.

[DaneO'Roo]

I guess the only talent I can think of is that I'm very good at impersonations and making wierd sounds.

[TeeKup]

I can turn a straight man gay.

[Huero]

Not really a talent, but I can crack my wrists indefinitely.

I can turn a straight man gay.
It's true. Remember "The Gay"? <:

[FlyingStone]

I can turn a straight man gay.


^This is true, a talent indeed.

[Hotrod]

I can spit directly from my saliva glands.

I can do that sometimes, though not very often. It hasn't happened to me in a few months.

My random talent is that I can make my eyes shake like crazy, whenever I want.

[NuggetWarmer]

I can do that sometimes, though not very often. It hasn't happened to me in a few months.

My random talent is that I can make my eyes shake like crazy, whenever I want.

Me too.

[Bodzilla]

i Can Blow n00b1n8r's Mind with incredible Shreds Of win and awesome.

[Syuusuke]

I can...uh...click my tongue pretty loudly?

I can also fake a knuckle crack, it's all sound, and it's not the actual cracking of a knuckle. It requires the use of the "web" of your hand, the little flabbing things between your fingers.

=)

[NuggetWarmer]

Oh, I thought you could use the kniffe eye attack. :(

[Roostervier]

I can spit directly from my saliva glands.
The two terms I've heard for that are gleeting and gleeking, I wish I could do it. D:


The only thing I can do is what Hotrod and Nugget do, I can make my eyes shake like crazy. The more I do it though, the harder it gets to do. After about a minute I can do it at full force again though.

[Mass]

I can smoke a joint through my nose.

Don't try it, I wish I hadn't put myself through that just to be able to do it.

[ICEE]

I can gleek. about 5 feet if I just tasted something delicious

[Lightning]

:O Lightning knows my random talent. ;)

Yes.

[Con]

i Can Blow n00b1n8r's Mind with incredible Shreds Of win and awesome.
What else can you blow?

[DrunkenSamus]

I can click my tongue REALLY loud.

[Gwunty]

I can turn a straight man gay.
Then im immune to your talents :haw:
Im double jointed :U

[Rob Oplawar]

I can make buffalo wings to die for.

[ICEE]

I can make buffalo wings to die for.

ooh ooh I got the reference

[Llama Juice]

The only thing I can do is what Hotrod and Nugget do, I can make my eyes shake like crazy. The more I do it though, the harder it gets to do. After about a minute I can do it at full force again though.



I can do that too :P

@ Rob, at first I thought of the whole killing buffalo to make the wings... but... then I got your reference...

I'm a vegetarian... of course i think of killing the animal before the food gets it's revenge :D

[NuggetWarmer]

I can touch my tongue to my nose?

[Corndogman]

I can Fap 16 times a day. Then it fell off so i had to have it surgically re-attached. all is well again.

[Gwunty]

I can Fap 16 times a day. Then it fell off so i had to have it surgically re-attached. all is well again.
That is gross, you are gross. :gonk:

[Llama Juice]

Then I wouldn't really call that a talent...

That's like saying I can run into a wall until I bleed from the face.

Nice try though.

[Bodzilla]

What else can you blow?
Mods and Admins, if they changed n00b1n8r's name to the "Crimson Chin" for a week.

[TeeKup]

Then im immune to your talents :haw:
Im double jointed :U

I'll get you yet.

[Boba]

I can break it down.

[Corndogman]

Mods and Admins, if they changed n00b1n8r's name to the "Crimson Chin" for a week.

do it do it do it!!!111!!!!one

[DaneO'Roo]

or not!!!1111!!wagon!111

[Roostervier]

I can do that too :P

@ Rob, at first I thought of the whole killing buffalo to make the wings... but... then I got your reference...

I'm a vegetarian... of course i think of killing the animal before the food gets it's revenge :D
I don't doubt it, you can do some weird shit with your eyes. :gonk:

[Pooky]

I can eat the rotten colons of my enemies to gain their memories.

[Random]

I can roll my eyes back so you can only see the white of my eyes. And as a result doing this my mouth is forced into a huge smile until I stop.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/Random846/050508_23262.jpg

[Rob Oplawar]

I guess you wouldn't call it a "talent", but I can carry a conversation in my sleep. :)

[Atty]

I can perfectly imitate preppy girls.

[DaneO'Roo]

I can perfectly imitate preppy girls.

What, like this?

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa115/Jay2645/l_57c8e0551bc7002c18a47fdf0b5fb625.jpg

:fail:

[LlamaMaster]

The sad thing is that his girlfriend (assuming he ever had one) probably didn't even have to tell him to dress like that. :gonk:

[Pope]

I can eat a Macdonald's Double Cheeseburger in 1 bite.
(It's on facebook somewhere)

I can also fit my whole hand (up to wrist) into my mouth.
(Picture will be uploaded later)

[p0lar_bear]

I can make a wierd croaking noise with my throat; it sounds similar to the sound someone usually makes when they hock a loogie. I don't know how the hell I do it, exactly; I think I'm closing my throat and forcing a bit of air through it.

[NuggetWarmer]

I can make a wierd croaking noise with my throat; it sounds similar to the sound someone usually makes when they hock a loogie. I don't know how the hell I do it, exactly; I think I'm closing my throat and forcing a bit of air through it.

Oh, hey, I can do that too.

[Rob Oplawar]

I can roll my eyes back so you can only see the white of my eyes. And as a result doing this my mouth is forced into a huge smile until I stop.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i5/Random846/050508_23262.jpg

ok, that's still creeping me out.

[n00b1n8R]

I can move my scalp indipendantly to the rest of my head.

[p0lar_bear]

I can move my scalp indipendantly to the rest of my head.

The student intern of my computer programming class could do that too. It was funny just watching his hair move while nothing else did.

[Timo]

I can move my scalp indipendantly to the rest of my head.
That shit freaks me out - my brother can do it too. Just raises his eyebrows then his scalp moves back in forth so far, it just doesn't make any sense o_o

[=sw=warlord]

i can play nuke nukem 3d on the psx with my toes. :lol:

[Llama Juice]

^^ I've beaten Super Mario World with my toes.

I've also beaten Super Mario Bros while facing away from the TV and playing the game off of the reflection on the window..... when I was like six.

[ima_from_America]

I can carry things with my eyelid.

[Phobias]

I usually (by choice) play Gran Turismo using my feet. I don't know why, it's just easier.

[Bodzilla]

i can growl :S

[Phobias]

No you can't. >:U

[Bodzilla]

Totally can meister.
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-colbert.gif

[Llama Juice]

^^ no pix no pruf

Yes, I want a picture of him growling

[Phobias]

PROVE IT.
You + me + ventrilo + booze + growl, Friday.

[Bodzilla]

kkkay

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

I can Outwit almost anyone i Know.

[ima_from_America]

I can literally tie my fingers in a knot.

[Hotrod]

I can literally tie my fingers in a knot.


How on Earth does that work? I can't even make my fingers go halfway around the one beside it, let alone tie it up in a knot...

[Bodzilla]

I'd tell him to take a picture but he wont be able too :downs:

[Wakeboy1337]

I can make lesbians go straight :)

[Patrickssj6]

I can do most of the things mentioned in this thread...like the roll eyes backwards thing and the moving scalp...

I think Korn saw a vid of me once doing that hand thing...I can't find it :S

[Tweek]

i have a large penis.

[thehoodedsmack]

^ At the risk of sounding cliche'd, :picsorstfu:

[Assault&Battery]

I can wiggle my nose without touching it.

People say it looks like a mouse. Then again, those people are usually drunk.

[ExAm]

I can put my legs behind my head, speak in an australian accent, and I do an almost perfect comic book guy impression (according to people who hear it).

[Con]

I'm special :downs:

[Bodzilla]

I'm special :downs:
no,
your sixteen O__o.

[Phobias]

i have a large penis.

What can you do with it for it to be 'talented' ?

Puppetry?

[n00b1n8R]

:words: speak in an australian accent :words:
Hey, me too! :awesome:

[Rob Oplawar]

Australian accents make me hot

[Bad Waffle]

killing australians makes me hot

[n00b1n8R]

Americans make the world lol. :haw:

[Mr Buckshot]

I can sit on the toilet for 2 hours, not because I'm playing DS or reading, but because I'm actually releasing turds for that long.

I can also play Mario 64 with my DS held upside down.

At arcade light gun games, I can actually hold two guns in the same hand if they're thin enough (usually the case for the pistol ones).

In right-hand drive countries, I can make "mistakes" and still not get into head-on crashes.

[rossmum]

I can put my legs behind my head, speak in an australian accent, and I do an almost perfect comic book guy impression (according to people who hear it).
I'll believe that when I hear it

[Llama Juice]

^^ Video of you doing all of that at the same time or it didn't happen.

[ExAm]

I'll believe that when I hear it

*matrix dodge*

I don't feel comfortable showing it in front of actual aussies :(
I wouldn't be able to get into my groove and get it to work.

And the comic book guy thing doesn't transmit well over a mic - you have to be here.

[Corndogman]

I don't feel comfortable showing it in front of actual aussies :(I wouldn't be able to get into my groove and get it to work.

Penis joke.

[Tweek]

^ At the risk of sounding cliche'd, :picsorstfu:

i would, but i´d get banned.

[ExAm]

Penis joke.Shit, I knew something didn't sound right :mad:

[Bodzilla]

*matrix dodge*

I don't feel comfortable showing it in front of actual aussies :(
I wouldn't be able to get into my groove and get it to work.
DAMMIT. I thought we had another person to play Knifey Spoony with!