How expensive do you think Mr. Buckshot's Toothbrush is?

[Llama Juice]

Now we all know how crazy buckshot is with the newest and craziest technology... with his crazy electric fly swatters and cars with radar or whatever... how expensive do you think his toothbrush is?

[Botolf]

I'm going with 89.99, one of those fancy-pants electrics.

[PlasbianX]

Trick question. Hes so goddamn rich that he pays a dentist to sit in his bathroom and brush his teeth up with thousands of dollars worth of equipment everyday.

[Sel]

lolvoted

[nooBBooze]

The fact that this thread exists indicates that said Sir would indeed spend a fuckload of money for a toothbrush. wich is perfectly fine by me as long as it is made use of frequently and in an appropriate manner.
if i were to make a guess, id say 150€.
Because fuck you Dollar.
150€=300 Dorrars. The 2,00 exchange rate is based on how awesome the Euro is.

[StankBacon]

i lol'd @ topic.

also voted # 4

[LlamaMaster]

I'd say about $60.

[SnaFuBAR]

probably $140 or more on some rediculous electric toothbrush, which is probably chromed.

[Corndogman]

I bet he bedazzled it. but with REAL diamonds.

[paladin]

Solid Gold... thats how I roll at least

[Atty]

Dumb polls options are dumb.

[itszutak]

I have an expensive toothbrush. ._.

[Zeph]

Op evidently doesn't know just how expensive toothbrushes can be.

[n00b1n8R]

Posting in a trolling thread makes me e-cool™. :awesome:

[Llama Juice]

Trolling thread?

Not exactly sure what you're saying by that... but Buck gave me permission to post this thread.

And @ Zeph, no I had no idea, prolly shoulda looked around first.

[n00b1n8R]

OIC
In that case, $30.

[ultama121]

Depends on how many different kinds of replacement heads he got with it :pervert:.

[Zeph]

Posting in a trolling thread makes me e-cool™. :awesome:

I dont exactly see it as a trolling thread. Yeah it's borderline, but I feel Buckshot has opened himself up to this with th threads he's made.

[Atty]

He doesn't have a tooth brush guys, he doesn't want to hurt the environment using up water or electricity brushing his teeth, so he just doesn't. He's also Asian (iirc) and Asian's already have fucked up teeth, therefore, he doesn't bother with them, they are already fucked.

:awesome:

[ExAm]

He views toothbrushes as unnecessary, environmentally destructive technology invented by Americans.

[Pooky]

Yeah just like optical mice :awesome:

[SnaFuBAR]

his toothbrush probably has a set of cameras so he can observe his mouth with on the bigscreen.

[Bad Waffle]

The toothbrush probably cost so much that it doesnt even need fuckin toothpaste to clean your teeth, it uses laser bristles to burn and polish your enamel to a healthy white sheen whilst preventing plaque from tiny porous holes in the head of the brush that leak listerine from a solid state compressor in the handle.

[ExAm]

The toothbrush probably cost so much that it doesnt even need fuckin toothpaste to clean your teeth, it uses laser bristles to burn and polish your enamel to a healthy white sheen whilst preventing plaque from tiny porous holes in the head of the brush that leak listerine from a solid state compressor in the handle.It also has a built in driving instructor :awesome:

[n00b1n8R]

The toothbrush probably cost so much that it doesnt even need fuckin toothpaste to clean your teeth, it uses laser bristles to burn and polish your enamel to a healthy white sheen whilst preventing plaque from tiny porous holes in the head of the brush that leak listerine from a solid state compressor in the handle.
Now if you'll just hand over all rights to this idea, I'll be on my way.

[DaneO'Roo]

Um, everyone knows he doesnt brush.


He gets his teeth Lazar'd at the end of each day.

[n00b1n8R]

Takes him a while to charge does it?
Not like fucking pooky :(

[Mass]

He just has new teeth grown and cloned in at the lab. Then, everynight he drives his solid gold sports utility vehicle, inladen not only with gps but every form of navigational equipment currently available in swedish fighter jets. He needs all that navigating equipment because he can't see through the windshield because there are too many hundred dollar bills cluttering the dashboard.

[Phobias]

My guess is he has a $2 toothbrush.

Why waste money on dental hygene when you can buy electric fly-swatters?

[ExAm]

too many OVER NINE THOUSAND hundred dollar bills cluttering the dashboard.fixed

[Mr Buckshot]

Lmao, when this thread gets to five pages, I think I'll reveal how much my toothbrush is...or whether I even use one! lol

btw, making a car out of solid gold or silver = no no no. The "mpg" thing would be meters per gallon, not miles per gallon, because a super-torque 12-cylinder engine or bigger would be needed to tow around that hulking mass. I guess someone who can afford a gold car wouldn't care about the fuel economy, but you wouldn't want to run out of petrol in the middle of the highway, far away from the petrol kiosks.

lol, navigational equipment from fighter planes. I want a car like that. Btw, I never had any luxury vehicles until 2003, two years after coming to America, because my finances weren't even hot until I moved to this god-awesome continent. First luxury vehicle = Infiniti FX-35 SUV, imported into Canada, sold a year later. Back in Singapore, I had a Honda Accord...back in Shanghai, cars were so freaking expensive, my dad imported a cheap right-hand-drive Toyota van from Hong Kong.

First left-hand-drive car = 2001 Honda Odyssey minivan, also the first family car I had in the U.S.. Got rid of it quickly because it sucked down petrol quicker than any car I've ever owned.

Back on topic: My teeth are cleaner than the teeth of African tribesmen (not to be racist, but it seems that black people always have very white teeth for some reason). Mwahaha

[kenney001]

I bet he has one of those really expensive vibrating ones, and it serves him multiple purposes..........

[nooBBooze]

Back on topic: My teeth are cleaner than the teeth of African tribesmen (not to be racist, but it seems that black people always have very white teeth for some reason). Mwahaha
it might be the contrast :X

[Bad Waffle]

Lmao, when this thread gets to five pages, I think I'll reveal how much my toothbrush is...or whether I even use one! lol

btw, making a car out of solid gold or silver = no no no. The "mpg" thing would be meters per gallon, not miles per gallon, because a super-torque 12-cylinder engine or bigger would be need...:words::words::words:


http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/8090/1184040522276lb8.jpg

buckshot i dont know if that was sarcasm or not

[TeeKup]

http://blogs.zdnet.com/projectfailures/images/denial-and-the-coming-data-meltdown.jpg

Please.

[Patrickssj6]

Did you google "Hiroshima? That would be total irony :awesome:

[Con]

Go go go!!! 5 pages for epic get !!!

[Hotrod]

He probably bought an extremely expensive toothbrush that uses lasers to clean his teeth, so he doesn't need to use toothpaste.

[Bad Waffle]

He probably bought an extremely expensive toothbrush that uses lasers to clean his teeth, so he doesn't need to use toothpaste.


The toothbrush probably cost so much that it doesnt even need fuckin toothpaste to clean your teeth, it uses laser bristles to burn and polish your enamel to a healthy white sheen whilst preventing plaque from tiny porous holes in the head of the brush that leak listerine from a solid state compressor in the handle.
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[Anton]

It's a cheaper toothbrush. Most likely.

[n00b1n8R]

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[Hotrod]

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I didn't read what you wrote, I was too tired to go through the thread and read everything. The first time I do that turns out to be the time that I say the same thing as you. Sorry about that.

[Bodzilla]

wats all dis here hurf durf?

and fuck u laggy. you beat me too to the face palm >:U

[Amit]

Am I the only one sill wondering why this is stickied?

[Mr Buckshot]

Sorry to disappoint y'all, but:

I own a standard $2 toothbrush. I used to have a fancy $10 electric one as a kid, but I found out why the standard one was better:

1. No battery to keep charging
2. You can apply as much pressure against your teeth as you want and really scrub off that scum from those pearly whites. With electric toothbrushes, pressing too hard can ruin the motor.

So yeah, my toothbrush is the same as everyone else's.

But when someone makes a robot that can stand up and brush my teeth for me...hmm...maybe not.

[Bodzilla]

i have a more expensive toothbrush then you?

So to put this into perspective, i should have a Lamborghini Gallardo arriving at my door any minute!

[Con]

I have an electric one. Go laziness!

[PlasbianX]

I pay the same little asian girl in the bathroom who wipes me ass to brush my teeth.

[TeeKup]

I have an electric one. Go laziness!

The only thing close to that down here are Bug Zappers in the summer time. I love that thing so much, you can always tell when a bug nest just hatched cause it sounds like a Gundam over loading. One time ours actually woke up the neighbors.

[ExAm]

You can apply as much pressure against your teeth as you want and really scrub off that scum from those pearly whites. With electric toothbrushes, pressing too hard can ruin the motor.Applying too much pressure to your teeth can actually damage them. I'd use a sonic toothbrush, or a non-kiddie standard electric toothbrush (not one of those crest pieces of crap).

[Phopojijo]

I'm guessing he porcelained his teeth...

[Reaper Man]

My guess is he has a $2 toothbrush.

Why waste money on dental hygene when you can buy electric fly-swatters?
Those are cheap, you can get em for about US$2 here (~HK$15) :haw:

[Stormwing]

Sorry to disappoint y'all, but
despite that, #4 is still a viable choice.

I'm stickin with it.

[Corndogman]

How expensive can an electric fly swatter be really? Its essentially just a piece of plastic with some metal wire attached to some AA batteries. You press the button and it sends an electric charge through the metal, electrocuting the fly. what, $15?

[Mr Buckshot]

About the swatter:

http://twinkiethekid.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/electric-fly-swatter-desc.jpg

Mine has a crisscross-style grid and a green handle, but it cost $5 Canadian. No, you can't play badminton with these.

So some of you still use electric toothbrushes? Interesting...I never trust those things any more. My old electric toothbrush was from Rite-Aid in America.

[ExAm]

So some of you still use electric toothbrushes?Yeah... they're just better, provided you use them right, and use the right one.

[n00b1n8R]

And here I thought it literally zapped bugs :(

[Bad Waffle]

damn. I expected it to shoot bolts of lightning :(

[Llama Juice]

How many of yours have a solid gold frame to em?

[Pope]

I was expecting him to say his teeth were replaced by the ivory tusks of albino elephants or something of the like.

[Con]

n, the last white rhino's horn

[Stormwing]

damn. I expected it to shoot bolts of lightning :(
oh shit, bug tasers would be soo bitchin.

[Mr Buckshot]

And here I thought it literally zapped bugs :(

It does. You can see sparks flying when the electric grid successfully makes contact with the bug. If you leave the bug lying on the grid and hold down the button for a few minutes, you'll cook the bug.

[n00b1n8R]

still not as cool as a mini bolt of lightning.

[Llama Juice]

I was gunna quote ya and say ^This but... aren't sparks basically mini bolts of lightning? If the bug were to live, it'd go back to it's family and be like "Yea, I was struck by lightning today"....

To the bug I would assume they're about the same thing.

[Corndogman]

Yea but it needs to be like a mini lightning bolt gun. It auto detects flies in the area then you press the button and it shoots a lightning bolt at the fly.

[Pooky]

It does. You can see sparks flying when the electric grid successfully makes contact with the bug. If you leave the bug lying on the grid and hold down the button for a few minutes, you'll cook the bug.

Hey buckshot I think I found your long lost brother

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/3102/darkeldarart01zf0.jpg

[n00b1n8R]

Hey buckshot I think I found your long lost brother

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/3102/darkeldarart01zf0.jpg
:lmao:

[AAA]

FTW :lmao:

[Hotrod]

Hey buckshot I think I found your long lost brother

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/3102/darkeldarart01zf0.jpg

Hey, you weren't supposed to tell him that I'm his long lost brother until next Wednesday. Stick to the plan.

[Mr Buckshot]

zomg, I didn't know that any of my family members had married Westerners...one of my uncles married a Japanese woman, and (until now) he's the only relative who married a non-Chinese.

LOL.

[n00b1n8R]

But the DE are asian. How else could they look so ridiculous? :downs: