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Bodzilla
May 10th, 2008, 10:04 PM
The Kingwood teenager's story of decapitating a corpse and using the head to smoke marijuana was so outlandish that at first Houston Police Department senior police officer Jim Adkins did not believe it.
Yet, Kevin Wade Jones Jr., 17, appeared almost indifferent as he relayed the bizarre description of his and two friends' activities at an Humble area graveyard, Adkins said.
"I just doubted it because it's very morbid, and I couldn't see anybody doing something like this," Adkins said Thursday.
Not until police went to the home of another Kingwood 17-year-old, Matthew Richard Gonzalez, did the officer believe the tale.
"He regurgitated in his plate of food when I asked him about it," Adkins said. "So I knew there was some truth to the story."
Now, Jones, Gonzalez and a juvenile whose name has not been released are each charged with abuse of a corpse, a misdemeanor. All three were arrested Wednesday night.
Police said a fourth suspect is wanted for questioning.
Houston police believe the teens disturbed the grave of an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921.
The child was buried at an unmarked cemetery believed to be reserved for black veterans and their families, Adkins said.
Under the law, a person can be charged with abuse of a corpse simply by vandalizing, damaging or treating a gravesite offensively — even if the human remains buried there are not touched, Adkins said.
The child's skull has not been found. If recovered later, however, such a discovery will not change the charges filed against the three suspects, Adkins said.
The teens first came to police's attention during a vehicle burglary investigation. While being questioned, Jones told of desecrating the gravesite a month or two ago. Adkins said he believes the tale was intended to distract police from the vehicle break-in.
Jones claimed he and his friends used shovels to dig up the body and removed the corpse's head with a garden tool, Adkins said. Jones also revealed he and the other two boys took the severed head to the juvenile's home, where they used the skull as a "bong" to smoke marijuana, the officer said.
Police made three trips to the heavily wooded, snake-infested graveyard near the Eastex Freeway feeder road and FM 1960 before finding the disturbed grave several days ago.
"The grave was uncovered, and the headstone had been thrown off the grave and broken," Adkins said.
Because the grave is flooded with murky water from recent heavy rains, police have been unable to determine if the child's casket is still in the ground.
All three teens gave written and verbal confessions admitting they tried to dig up a body over a two-day period, Adkins said.
But the boys told conflicting stories about whether they actually severed the head — so police aren't sure if that gruesome detail really happened.
Even so, HPD is working closely with Humble police to try and find any surviving relatives of the child whose grave was disturbed. According to court papers, the grave belonged to Willie Simms.
"The ultimate goal will be to put this body back to rest," Adkins said.
Little is known about the graveyard. The Humble Bicentennial Museum could not confirm that it was reserved for black veterans, but Adkins said he observed "many, many headstones" for black soldiers killed during World War I and World War II.
The three boys, all home-schooled, have also been charged in connection with the vehicle break-in. Jones and the juvenile are charged with credit card abuse, while Gonzalez pleaded guilty to a charge of misdemeanor theft between $50 and $500.

woah.

Rentafence
May 10th, 2008, 10:09 PM
Pot heads.

n00b1n8R
May 10th, 2008, 10:14 PM
Pot heads.
/thread :lmao:

Random
May 10th, 2008, 10:19 PM
Its cannabis, how dare you call the holy tree of divine life "pot". May the lord striketh you down for such a sin.

itszutak
May 10th, 2008, 10:20 PM
o_o

LlamaMaster
May 10th, 2008, 10:21 PM
/thread :lmao:
This.

Also, why must we have one of these threads every couple of days?

Rentafence
May 10th, 2008, 10:23 PM
Its cannabis, how dare you call the holy tree of divine life "pot". May the lord striketh you down for such a sin.

Not if I strike myself down first! :smithicide:

Take that lord.

rossmum
May 10th, 2008, 11:55 PM
Oh wow.

Just wow.

Mass
May 11th, 2008, 12:09 AM
I wonder why they tried that hard just to get fucked-up, I mean, god beat them to it.

Con
May 11th, 2008, 12:15 AM
'tards can rot in jail.

Hotrod
May 11th, 2008, 12:16 AM
Also, why must we have one of these threads every couple of days?
To show how fucked up some things in our world are, and that no matter how hard we try, we can't make everybody better people.

DrunkenSamus
May 11th, 2008, 12:45 AM
Oh. So what else is new?:eyesroll:

p0lar_bear
May 11th, 2008, 12:46 AM
I see it as my daily dose of facepalm.jpg, since they haven't figured out how to get it into multivitamins or milk yet.

And that's so fucked up, I find it somewhat humorous. They exhumed a body, severed the head, and used it as a bong? What the fuck, I'd expect to hear that only in a movie.

rossmum
May 11th, 2008, 01:58 AM
What bip0lar_bear said. It's always fun in a sick sort of way to discover how truly idiotic people can be.

Kornman00
May 11th, 2008, 06:24 AM
Also, why must we have one of these threads every couple of days?
Because they got high :v:

Sel
May 11th, 2008, 07:59 AM
There are other ways to smoke pot? :v:

nooBBooze
May 11th, 2008, 08:12 AM
Stupid emo kids too dumb to figure out a McGyver Bong. Classic.

Kornman00
May 11th, 2008, 08:28 AM
I once made a MacGyver bong using a chap stick canister (empty of course) for the pipe and the metal piece for the attaching a strap off my first guitar for placing and lighting the goods. Gave it to a friend as a gift :-3

FRain
May 11th, 2008, 11:21 AM
'tards can rot in jail.

Damn straight.

I wonder how many times they threw up trying to decapitate his head.

Corndogman
May 11th, 2008, 12:57 PM
SO wait, Smoking pot out of a severed head isn't considered normal?

:o

p0lar_bear
May 11th, 2008, 01:23 PM
On another note, was anyone else reminded of Denis Leary's "Drugs" skit?

Mass
May 11th, 2008, 03:00 PM
Stupid emo kids too dumb to figure out a McGyver Bong. Classic.
^my principle entertainment on many more a day than it should be.

Also, polar, yes, yes I am reminded of that bit.

for kicks, my lego bucket gravity bong:
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o97/nate-the-great_photos/lego.jpg
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o97/nate-the-great_photos/lego3.jpg

n00b1n8R
May 12th, 2008, 03:06 AM
Elaborate on how suck a device operates.

rossmum
May 12th, 2008, 04:54 AM
Elaborate on how suck a device operates.
http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-tinfoil.gif

n00b1n8R
May 12th, 2008, 05:41 AM
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT TO TYPE <:mad:>

TeeKup
May 12th, 2008, 09:46 AM
What in fucks name is wrong with that kid.....

Mass
May 12th, 2008, 08:02 PM
Elaborate on how suck a device operates.
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o97/nate-the-great_photos/n00b.jpg
So, in fact, it is a suck device. :downs:

btw, den you inhale teh smoak

Pooky
May 12th, 2008, 11:49 PM
Hey cool there's Necromancers right near me :D

n00b1n8R
May 13th, 2008, 03:09 AM
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o97/nate-the-great_photos/n00b.jpg
So, in fact, it is a suck device. :downs:

btw, den you inhale teh smoak
OIC
That's actually pretty clever.

Mass
May 13th, 2008, 10:46 AM
You'd be surprised how deep an understanding of physics is required for good bong making.