13 year olds, whores and Halo 3

[Sunray]

Yes. They are all related in the same thread.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23698007-5001028,00.html

:fail: I don't know which bit of this story makes me most sad, but it really is worrying on so many different levels.

[Botolf]

The prostitutes told police they grew suspicious when the kids said they'd rather play Xbox than play with them.
Yea.

[~ZMT~Trace]

Oh wow :lol:

[LlamaMaster]

What the fuck kind of 13 year old would rather play video games than have sex? Also, what the fuck kind of prostitute would accept money from a 13 year old...

[FlyingStone]

:lmao: x10

[teh lag]

Ralph reportedly told the oficers his dad wouldn't mind, because he'd turned 13 the previous week and he'd forgot to get him a present.


Explaining why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the done thing when you win a "World of Warcraft" contest.


sorry what

[Sel]

Only in America


Omg.

[SnaFuBAR]

hahahahahahahaha omg this is golden.

[Heathen]

Bhaha, best thing ever!

But what the hell kind of kids had prostitutes (who were apparently dumber than hell to not see through the restricted growth lie) and decided to play HALO with them!! Haha.

Ida at least fooled with one of them.

Best thing ever. And a really catchy title for this thread.

[klange]

Bhaha, best thing ever!

But what the hell kind of kids had prostitutes (who were apparently dumber than hell to not see through the restricted growth lie) and decided to play HALO with them!! Haha.

Ida at least fooled with one of them.

Best thing ever. And a really catchy title for this thread.

Kids who come to the realization that the prostitutes probably had a frick-load of STDs, but only after getting them? "Shit... I forgot about that... Well, they're already here, what should we do with them?" "I know, let's play Halo!"

[PlasbianX]

"Hi, id like to order a couple of hookers and make sure they have good BR skills mmk?"

[king_nothing_]

Also, what the fuck kind of prostitute would accept money from a 13 year old...
Well, something tells me they weren't of the highest moral standard. I can't quite put my finger on it.

Oh wait, that's right. They're prostitutes. :awesome:

[ICEE]

Wow this is like a scene taken from malcolm in the middle.

Steal dads credit card: win
Buy a new card with dads card: win
use that card to buy hookers, an xbox and a hotel room: win
Play halo with sed hookers: fail

What did we learn?

[Snowy]

wow this is too funny.

[itszutak]

Ralph and Co. told the working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus.

They added that State law did not allow discrimination against the disabled so they had no right to refuse them. wat

[ultama121]

Admiral Bacon probably got it right. :awesome:

[Syuusuke]

This is incredibly...stupid.

They are incredibly stupid.

[Pooky]

There is no :lmao: big enough

[Sel]

There is no :lmao: big enough

Theres always this

http://modacity.net/forums/styles/smilies/trillian/lmao.gif

But still, what the fuck lol

[Pooky]

Not big enough. Yes, that's what she said.

[Random]

idk but I think playing halo with a couple of hookers is an awesome story. They get laid so much you know, that they don't even really care about the sex part with hookers.

[thehoodedsmack]

They should get Recon. That is true dedication.

[Boba]

I don't know about you guys, but when I get up, nothing gets me down. These kids have got it tough, but I've seen the toughest around. But, I know just how they feel. You've got to roll with the punches to find out what's real.

[teh lag]

Oh, can't you see me standing here? I've got my back against the record machine. I ain't the worst that you've seen. Oh, can't you see what I mean?

[Syuusuke]

These kids might as well jump. Yeah, go ahead, jump! Who said that? Baby, how you been? You say, Teh Lag, you won't know until we begin.

[klange]

I don't know about you guys, but when I get up, nothing gets me down. These kids have got it tough, but I've seen the toughest around. But, I know just how they feel. You've got to roll with the punches to find out what's real.
Oh, can't you see me standing here? I've got my back against the record machine. I ain't the worst that you've seen. Oh, can't you see what I mean?

These kids might as well jump. Yeah, go ahead, jump! Who said that? Baby, how you been? You say, Teh Lag, you won't know until we begin.

No. No quoting Van Halen songs in topics about 13-year-olds playing Halo with prostitutes. Unless you can find a better song. You just can't chain-quote Jump. It doesn't work.

[Heathen]

Well, something tells me they weren't of the highest moral standard. I can't quite put my finger on it.

Oh wait, that's right. They're prostitutes. :awesome:


But what your forgetting is that these aren't prostitutes or hookers. Their Escorts. They dont usually have STD's or they get fired....seriously. They're very well payed (at least $1000 a night...these were cheap) and they have very high standards. Thats a business....not a pimpring.

Prostitutes are the women with fake hair, ribs you can see from a mile away, blood under their nose, leapord print EVERYTHING, and an encyclopedia's worth of STD's.

Escorts are classy hookers, with no STD's or Floppyness. Hence the pricetag.

[Timo]

Oh my god that's amazing.

[Random]

Whats Van Halen?

[Ifafudafi]

Two things about this story disturb me more than anything else.

-I live in Texas.
-There are three names I revere: Phil, Zebulon, and Ralph (not people with these names, just the names themselves.)

Other than that, I lol'd. I don't think they quite realized that whores are, you know, for having sex with.

[Arteen]

The prostitutes ended up playing "Halo" with the kids instead of having sex with them.This article is awesome. :lol:

[nooBBooze]

Master Chief > AIDS + HERPES soaked, worn out vaggo.

[MNC]

wat
Best fucking excuse ever :lol:

[DaneO'Roo]

It would have been much more funny if they were playing GTA4.

:B

[Lord Mirko]

ROFLMAO

[Hotrod]

It would have been much more funny if they were playing GTA4.

:B

Yes it would, very much so.

[Ifafudafi]

Eh.

According to Texas law enforcement, this story's a hoax (http://www.gamepolitics.com/2008/05/15/halo-hookers-amp-hoaxes).

Still funny, though.

[Heathen]

Master Chief > AIDS + HERPES soaked, worn out vaggo.


...their escorts....

no STD....no Goatsegina...

[nooBBooze]

Technically, their still whores arn't they?
EDIT: disregard that. i just realised that basically every working man is a whore. [/selfpwnage]

[Cortexian]

They were obviously nerds... That explains the lack of hookers against the wall, legs splayed, whilst slightly bent over.

Now that my completely over descriptive post is over, I'm going to go back to sleep (I just woke up at 3:26 AM and had the urge to read some Modacity before going back to sleep)...

'Night all.

[Heathen]

Define addiction ^

[jngrow]

I lol'd at the "Oreos and Fritos".

[Cortexian]

Define addiction ^
Up arrow doesn't work when you start a new page. See, now I'm not above you, I'm below you.

[Phopojijo]

http://kotaku.com/391055/boys-pay-hookers-to-play-halo-andoh-that-story-isnt-real Yea, as someone stated earlier in the thread.

Fox news story ended up being fake... go figure.