Jenkem - The Newest Drug Craze

[Heathen]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Jenkem

Ignore the legitimacy of the source...its a real thing.

Thats the most disgusting ever. Worse than Worm Cheeze.

Go. Discuss. Post Stuff About It.

E: A.K.A Butthash......LOL

[PlasbianX]

Old info. Ive known about this since last year.



And it doesnt work all that well.

[legionaire45]

I'm pretty sure that this is a hoax. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem)

Hell, IIRC Fox or one of the other major news outlets that reported this lifted information straight from Encyclopedia Dramatica.

[Bodzilla]

2UsNbsjpuLc

lmfao fox news.
Endless lulz.

[Heathen]

I know....I saw it a while back too. I did a report on it for school and my teacher was like wtf. Its real though. I'f you were in africa (where it supposedly came from) how the hell would you pass the time?

[jcap]

lmfao fox news.
Endless lulz.

Fox affiliate.

[Random]

The slang term "Butthash"

Oh and taking a shit is now illegal. "WAR ON DRUGS". Saying you have some real good shit can never be taken the same again.

[nooBBooze]

Wow.
I finally grasped the point of a Dirty Sanchez.
And yet another piece of knowledge i'd rather not have.

[n00b1n8R]

Bloody gross.

[itszutak]

uh. What the hell? No.

[ultama121]

If only I had the link to the giant gonk smiley.

[Con]

haha, leeroy jenkems

[TeeKup]

My failure senses are tingling....

[Hotrod]

I'm sorry, but all I can say to this is the following : :gonk::gonk::gonk:

[StankBacon]

its fake.

[Rentafence]

Not pot heads this time, but shit heads?

[Mass]

If this was actually a viable means to get high, don't you think people would have been doing it for THOUSANDS OF YEARS?

Did everybody spend the middle-ages baked?

Holy shit, it's a joke why don't you try getting it?

[m13120]

-MDRPrDteY0

[itszutak]

wth

[Heathen]

haha, regardless of if it was originally real or not....the gross thing is now that this got circulated.....someone has probably tried it.

[Hotrod]

haha, regardless of if it was originally real or not....the gross thing is now that this got circulated.....someone has probably tried it.

Sadly, it wouldn't be hard to believe that people have done it.

[PlasbianX]

haha, regardless of if it was originally real or not....the gross thing is now that this got circulated.....someone has probably tried it.

*coughs*

It's nasty and just made me more sick than high. I'd rather robotrip that do that shit.

And I do a lot of shit when im drunk. Shut up >_>

[Hotrod]

*coughs*

It's nasty and just made me more sick than high. I'd rather robotrip that do that shit.

And I do a lot of shit when im drunk. Shut up >_>

...

[n00b1n8R]

...
<_____<

You had some fermented shit in a bottle lying around?

[PlasbianX]

<_____<

You had some fermented shit in a bottle lying around?

No. My friend heard about it and had the bottle made >_>

I was at his house, got drunk.. and tried it >__>

[Timo]

No. My friend heard about it and had the bottle made >_>

I was at his house, got drunk.. and tried it >__>
Dude, no way. That's so nasty :x

[Monopoly]

No. My friend heard about it and had the bottle made >_>

I was at his house, got drunk.. and tried it >__>


So how was it, I'm contemplating a session of jenkem with some junkies and your response may sway me one way or the other.

[LlamaMaster]

Ugh, plas....UGH. Sick. :gonk:

[Heathen]

I hope thats a joke^ @Monopoly and Plasbian

[nooBBooze]

meh imho, sniffing shit > heroin, lsd, coke, sniffing glue etc.
at least theres a chance you never try it again and not ruin your life when you do the Hot Carl or Dirty Sanchez.
plus its natural o___O

[itszutak]

So how was it, I'm contemplating a session of jenkem with some junkies and your response may sway me one way or the other.
:gonk:

[PlasbianX]

So how was it, I'm contemplating a session of jenkem with some junkies and your response may sway me one way or the other.

Its one of the things in my life that I regret I would have ever done. Honestly it did nothing more than pretty much knock me out and make me sick for a week. Its the grossest thing Ive ever done.



Fixed the double negative you pricks.

[Pooky]

Its one of the things in my life that I regret I would have never done. Honestly it did nothing more than pretty much knock me out and make me sick for a week. Its the grossest thing Ive ever done.


Well big surprise there :haw:

[Kornman00]

2UsNbsjpuLc

lmfao fox news.
Endless lulz.
Collier County...Florida? I spent half my life there :gonk:

[Bodzilla]

Its one of the things in my life that I regret I would have never done. Honestly it did nothing more than pretty much knock me out and make me sick for a week. Its the grossest thing Ive ever done.
Dude?

you actually sniffed your own poo?
WTF?

[n00b1n8R]

Its one of the things in my life that I regret I would have never done. Honestly it did nothing more than pretty much knock me out and make me sick for a week. Its the grossest thing Ive ever done.
I see a double negative there. :haw:

[Corndogman]

Collier County...Florida? I spent half my life there :gonk:

oshi- thats closer to me than i realized. i didnt pay attention to where that news story was at.

[DaneO'Roo]

Not fake.


They really do this is South Africa.

[Llama Juice]

IPKG_dBA7Uw

it made me think of this thread....

[Apoc4lypse]

lmao... wtf..

[Dole]

And I do a lot of shit when im drunk. Shut up >_>Talk about a play on words. :lol:

Now... please point out by way of timeline the point of your inebriation in which you decided to iron-lung a chestful of what (God, I can't believe I'm about to say this next word...) hopefully was noxious gas percolated from someone else's straight-up, week-old, sun-festering bodily waste.

[TeeKup]

And I do a lot of shit when im drunk. Shut up >_>

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP DRINKING.

[PlasbianX]

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP DRINKING.
ONCE. DUMBASS. <:mad:>

Talk about a play on words. :lol:

Now... please point out by way of timeline the point of your inebriation in which you decided to iron-lung a chestful of what (God, I can't believe I'm about to say this next word...) hopefully was noxious gas percolated from someone else's straight-up, week-old, sun-festering bodily waste.

I took 1 wiff and got knocked out. It's not like I sat there and got high off of it. Lets see it went down like this:

Went to friends house. Hung out and played some Halo. Sat around bullshitting about some drama involving this one girl that dragged all 3 of us into a circle of pure bullshit. Got a couple beers, and called over this one kid after he got off of work, and hes known for being a hardcore druggie. I had told him about this like 4 weeks ago and he thought it would be a good idea to try it since he was low on cash. He brought the bottle over.. I was drunk.. I had to try it.


Stfu ._.

[Bodzilla]

lol'ing

[n00b1n8R]

Went to friends house. Hung out and played some Halo. Sat around bullshitting about some drama involving this one girl that dragged all 3 of us into a circle of pure bullshit. Got a couple beers, and called over this one kid after he got off of work, and hes known for being a hardcore druggie. I had told him about this like 4 weeks ago and he thought it would be a good idea to try it since he was low on cash. He brought the bottle over.. I was drunk.. I had to try it.


Stfu ._.
Were you the first idiot person to try it, or were you just retarded? Also, what happend to the others?

[p0lar_bear]

If he passed out, they probably ditched it and drew on his face with a sharpie.

[Timo]

2 bottles? Of what, vodka? :p

[Bodzilla]

2 bottles? Of what, vodka? :p
ahhh.

thats the good shit!
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