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Bad Waffle
May 14th, 2008, 10:49 PM
http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/australia.shtml
Sever
May 14th, 2008, 11:14 PM
Shit. Dane, n00b, Bod, and any other aussies, you have some explainin' to do. And you too, Timo (at least according to Masterz).
Random
May 14th, 2008, 11:23 PM
I liked Florida and you had to ruin it you stupid drunk Aussies. And now that you are over here get a job or something scum bags.

Mickey Mouse Fuck Yah
Bad Waffle
May 14th, 2008, 11:31 PM
http://tim.movementarian.com/archives/computer_bomb.jpg
SnaFuBAR
May 14th, 2008, 11:32 PM
i knew it was going to happen. everyone, get ready for a sudden increase in your local kangaroo population.
SnaFuBAR
May 14th, 2008, 11:35 PM
we must use e-mail bombs on these drunk kangaroo rapists.
n00b1n8R
May 15th, 2008, 12:34 AM
You guys do realise that this was published in 2002 and that John Howard isn't even the PM any more right?
E: And that the "Australian Crawl" is what is now known as "freestyle swimming".
Bad Waffle
May 15th, 2008, 01:19 AM
you do know that nobody in america really is up to date on aussie shit right?
n00b1n8R
May 15th, 2008, 01:21 AM
Who's fault is that?
Timo
May 15th, 2008, 02:53 AM
Does this mean i'm no longer classed as an Aussie to half the Americans on XBL, since we're no longer in the same hemisphere?

Edit: Oh wait, never mind. Just remembered that the other half think i'm British.
n00b1n8R
May 15th, 2008, 02:58 AM
Does this mean i'm no longer classed as an Aussie to half the Americans on XBL, since we're no longer in the same hemisphere?

Edit: Oh wait, never mind. Just remembered that the other half think i'm British.
Why do you get to be half ausy when I'm clearly pure pom? D:
Timo
May 15th, 2008, 03:04 AM
Why do you get to be half ausy when I'm clearly pure pom? D:

Go eat tea and biscuits! haha! I'm so original. Atleast when I correct them their attitudes towards me completely change - from bastard to "I love New Zealand omgomgog"
p0lar_bear
May 15th, 2008, 03:25 AM
Shut up you brit. Go eat another crumpet with the g'vnr.
Zeph
May 15th, 2008, 06:13 AM
Where the fuck was Australia supposed to be before this?
n00b1n8R
May 15th, 2008, 06:30 AM
Your mum's house.
Bodzilla
May 15th, 2008, 06:35 AM
i'm actually quite pissed off.

cause apparently i missed, "the greatest party eva."
n00b1n8R
May 15th, 2008, 06:43 AM
N, you were just to drunk to remember. :downs:
Bodzilla
May 15th, 2008, 06:56 AM
"Tonight we drink at my place!"
Bad Waffle
May 15th, 2008, 09:18 PM
why cant this happen in america, we would be humping the middle east right now
Rob Oplawar
May 15th, 2008, 11:06 PM
The sad thing is, when Australia threw up all over the Gulf of Mexico, that actually caused the water quality to improve.
Corndogman
May 16th, 2008, 02:51 PM
The sad thing is, when Australia threw up all over the Gulf of Mexico, that actually caused the water quality to improve.

yea, because they added 10% more booze to it. which is great for us Florida gulf coasters, ima go have some fun in the sun.
TeeKup
May 17th, 2008, 08:47 PM
why cant this happen in america, we would be humping the middle east right now

Because Canada is clinging to us like a drunken beggar. LET GO DAMNIT!!!
n00b1n8R
May 17th, 2008, 09:05 PM
Because Canada is clinging to us like a drunken beggar. LET GO DAMNIT!!!
And the Mexicans need somewhere to get deported from. :downs: