Originally Posted by Conan
Ladies and gentlemen, before we bring this rodeo to a close, I think a couple things should be said. There's been a lot of speculation in the press about what I legally can and can't say about NBC, and, this isn't a joke, to set the record straight, and this is true, tonight I'm allowed to say anything I want. *asshat in audience laughs* No that's not a joke, but thanks sir. Tonight I am really allowed to say whatever I want, and what I want to say is this: between my time at Saturday Night Live, the Late Night show, and my brief run here on the Tonight Show, I've worked with NBC for over 20 years. Yes, we have our differences right now, yes we're going our separate ways, but this company has been my home for most of my adult life. I'm enormously proud of the work we've done together, and I want to thank NBC for making it all possible. I really do.
A lot of people have been asking me about my state of mind, and I'll be honest with you, walking away from the Tonight Show is the hardest thing I've ever had to do. Making this choice has been enormously difficult. This is the best job in the world, I absolutely love doing it, and I have the best staff and crew in the history of the medium. I will fight anyone who says I don't, uhh, but no one would. Despite this sense of loss, I really feel this should be a happy moment. Every comedian dreams of hosting the Tonight Show, and for 7 months, I got to do it! And I did it my way, with people I love, I do not regret one second of anything that we've done here. And I encounter people when I walk on the street now who give me a sad look, but I have had more good fortune than anybody I know, and if our next gig is doing a show in a 7-11 parking lot, we will find a way to make it fun, we really will. I have no problems. (I don't want to do it in a 7-11 parking lot, but whatever)
Finally, I have something to say to our fans. This massive outpouring of support and passion from so many people has been overwhelming for me. The rallies, the signs, all this goofy outrageous creativity on the internet, the fact that people have traveled long distances and camped out all night in the pouring rain...it's pouring! It's been pouring for days, and they're camping out to be in our audience. Here's what all of you have done: you've made a sad situation joyous and inspirational. So to all the people watching, I can never ever thank you enough for the kindness to me. I'll think about it for the rest of my life, and all I ask is one thing. I'm asking this particularly of young people that watch. Please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism, for the record it's my least favourite quality, it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you, it's just true. As proof, let's make something amazing happen right now. Here to close out our show are a few good friends led by Mr. Will Ferrell.
