Not irl roleplaying, just online roleplaying.
I thought it would be a small price to pay for a girl whose first question she asked me was "Do you like Gears of War?" and who giggled at every damn explosion in G.I. Joe.
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Not irl roleplaying, just online roleplaying.
I thought it would be a small price to pay for a girl whose first question she asked me was "Do you like Gears of War?" and who giggled at every damn explosion in G.I. Joe.
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Blanket Stacker/ Blanket Counter - a Q-bloke. Trained to make large stacks of blankets in the Q-store, and to make sure that the blankets stay where they are. Fully aware of the risk of a collapsing stack of blankets, these highly trained warriors have the stealth of a ninja and the reflexes of a cat.
Blunt - A derogative term to describe anyone deemed not to be at the 'pointy end' (ie front-line/operational). Always a favourite of fighter pilots, who believe that pretty much anyone that isn't strapped into a chair is a blunt.
Bucket - As in bucket of shit. An M113 Armoured Personnel Carrier or its crew.
Bullshit Castle - Headquarters Air Command, Glenbrook, New South Wales.
Can anybody drive a tractor? - See Motorbike licence
Canteen Medals - Beer or food stains on the breast of a shirt or jacket.
Dog and pony show - A painstakingly prepared briefing, usually of little real substance or value, pandering to the whims of a senior officer.
Drop shorts – An artillery solider, for example Say again, I’m a drop short; or in English "Can you repeat yourself, I'm in the artillery corps (and hence deaf)". 'Drop shorts' also implied that gunners dropped their rounds onto our grunts rather than the enemy.
Duty First - The motto of the Royal Australian Regiment. It is said to refer to mess duty, guard duty, etc.
Elephant trackers - RAAF security police. A derisive reference to their supposed lack of investigative acumen.
Face ripping - A one-way discussion, usually between a soldier and a subordinate, where the "face ripper" gets so close that the "face rippee" can see the pores on his forehead. This usually occurs on the drill square or in the CSM's office.
Fitter and turner - An Army cook. It means "to fit good food into a pot and turn it into sh-t".
Four Star Hotel - The accomodation used by Air Force members on exercise whilst Army members reside in dirt pits or tents if lucky.
Gaz - Used to describe someone of unparalleled skill. Also used to describe SAS troops.
Groundsheet - derogatory slang for a female soldier. I.e. something you lay on the ground.
Healthkeys - medical data base system that in theory is supposed to make life better for medics but in reality is a tool for blood sucking bean counters and auditors that load up the medical system with even more work.
Hot Box - The large plastic containers which bring fresh rations to Diggers in a field environment, which contains inadequately small portions of cooked vegetables and a small helping of whatever yesterdays leftovers were from the base mess packed into tinfoil trays.
Koala Bear - Refers to somebody who is generally considered a protected species and useless in the greater scheme of things. Usually accompanied by the phrase "Not to be exported or shot at" was used to refer to Armoured Corps.
Luncheon Meat Type 2 - An inedible can of pink stuff issued in some Ratpaks. Do not attempt to eat. Do not attempt to feed it to a dog - dogs won't eat it.
Mango - Term for Army Reservist. Green on the outside, yellow on the inside and too many of them give you the shits.
MIMMS - A convoluted computerised materiel management system (Mount Isa Mines). The bane of the existance of RAEME and RASIGS trade personnel.
Motorbike licence - A ruse to get diggers to volunteer for something. Sgt: Has anybody here got a motorbike licence? (Two or three new diggers jump to their feet) "I have Sergeant!" Sgt: Good. Grab these shovels and go dig a latrine. Diggers: What about the motorbike? Sgt: GRAB THOSE SHOVELS AND START DIGGING!
Pineapple - A term used to describe an odious task or command, delivered by a Sergeant or above. Akin to having a pineapple jammed up one's arse.
Pissaphone - A conical metal funnel partially stuck into the ground for soldiers to urinate into. It looks a bit like a five foot long loud hailer, but those who use it for that purpose usually regret doing so.
PMKeyS - The succubus Defence computer database that consumes 60% of all human endeavour. A staff officer's wet dream, it is particularly useful for creating nice pie charts to impress the CO (see also: dog and pony show).
Q - Quartermaster - An officer who has the enviable job of making sure that the Q-store is always full of every kind of stuff ever invented, and making sure that those dirty diggers don't get any of if because they will break it for sure. Delegates these tasks to ordinary Q-blokes.
Q-store - Quartermaster's Store - A large building full of stacks of every kind of stuff you could ever want or need. If you ask for any of it, you will be told: "Sorry mate, I've only got one left and somebody else might want it." You may be offered a few consolation tins of Luncheon Meat Type 2, or if you're really lucky, Ham And Egg In A Can.
RP - A Regimental Policeman. The sycophantic arse-lickers who follow the RSM around, and lap up tasks like drilling defaulters and nailing parade ground markers into the ground. Out of the same stable as a "Meat Head".
Shit pit - A latrine. You'll be digging lots of these if you admit to having a motorbike licence.
Training Pam or Training Manual - hard core pornography.
Traveller or travel fat - Used to describe an erection caused by vehicle motion / vibration. Also known as 'motion thickness'.
Turd toucher - A plumber/gasfitter tradesman from the RAE.
Turps - Any form of alcoholic beverage drank to excess.
Wreckie Mech - An RAEME soldier who operates motor recovery equipment i.e. a wrecker. Generally not all that bright.
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MattyDienhoff: ROFL
MattyDienhoff: From YouTube comments on a video of Stalingrad:
MattyDienhoff: "German had help from Sweden, Hungary, Romania, Austria, Italy, Finland etc."
"Yeah, but Italy should cancel out the other five, lol. "
Inferno Pro: brb protecting map
Freelancer™: and send m the tags
Freelancer™: u said u would forever ago
Inferno Pro: sending it to my dick
Freelancer™: then ill cut ur dick off pucho.
Inferno Pro: no sorry
Inferno Pro: you have to suck on it
Freelancer™: bite it off*
Inferno Pro: lullulu
Inferno Pro: you still had your mouth on my dick
Inferno Pro: nuh
Freelancer™: How'd look worwse now, really.
Inferno Pro: uploading map
Freelancer™: The guy that bit the guys dick off.
Freelancer™: Or the fag with no dick.
Inferno Pro: i have spare dicks
Freelancer™: o i c
Inferno Pro: its like picklo from DBZ
Inferno Pro: shit regrows
Inferno Pro: also. biting a 14 inch dick off is hard
Freelancer™: yea man
Freelancer™: i got a deep throat.
Freelancer™: I know this.
Freelancer™: because until I saw his legs.
Freelancer™: i thought it was a hotdog.
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V With that post This post here is now useless :(
full convo ftwQuote:
Asian 센세이션: do you remember a thread where you posted similar smilies on there?
Pyong: ?
Asian 센세이션: nvm got it
Pyong: lol
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Pyong: dicks
Asian 센세이션: who is and what has?
Pyong: lol
Pyong: i heard inferno sucks dick for cocaine
Asian 센세이션: Really now?
Asian 센세이션: why's that?
Asian 센세이션: Are you guys having an arguement -_-
Pyong: lol
Pyong: n
Asian 센세이션: WTF is going on?
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: ...
Pyong: look at the thread quotes
Asian 센세이션: where?
Asian 센세이션: link pl0x
Pyong: modacity
Pyong: fgt
Asian 센세이션: fgt?
Pyong: faggot
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: mmk
Asian 센세이션: wait...
Asian 센세이션: what?
Asian 센세이션: where do i look?
Pyong: lol
Pyong: its in the quotes funny random thread
Asian 센세이션: ok... which post?
Pyong: lol second to last
Asian 센세이션: OH Lol
Asian 센세이션: Ok..
Asian 센세이션: Now i understand the main purpose of this conversation
Asian 센세이션: Damn im a genious.
Pyong: heh
Asian 센세이션: lol
Pyong: fgt
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: NU
Asian 센세이션: http://www.modacity.net/forums/showt...=17139&page=10
Asian 센세이션: look at last post
Pyong: :smug:
Pyong: is that you btw?
Asian 센세이션: yes.
Asian 센세이션: sexy amiright?
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: SEXY AM I RIGHT?
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: ...
Pyong: <- not gay
Asian 센세이션: ^ gay.
Pyong: lolololol
Pyong: faggot
Asian 센세이션: Nu
Pyong: V sucks dick for cocaine
Asian 센세이션: ^ <- arrow cancels it out.
Pyong: lolwut
Asian 센세이션: V Faggot.
Pyong: ^ <- cancels out
Pyong: <- retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: XD
Asian 센세이션: IM posting this shit.
Pyong: ew
Asian 센세이션: i no.
Pyong: you took a dump and your posting pics of it
Pyong: wtf
Pyong: seriously
Pyong: wtf
Asian 센세이션: OH NO
Pyong: ima have to ban ur ass
Asian 센세이션: No no no no no no no
Asian 센세이션: you cant do that...
Pyong: (calls jcrap)
Asian 센세이션: wait...
Pyong: BAN DIS FUCKA RITE HERE YO
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: SRS
Asian 센세이션: =(
Pyong: HES POSTIN SHIT PORN ON MAH THREDS
Pyong: KILL DIS HOE WITH YO PISTOL
Pyong: POP A CAP IN HIS ASS
Asian 센세이션: IT AINT YO THREAD ITS LLAMAS
Asian 센세이션: BITC
Asian 센세이션: H
Asian 센세이션: FUCK
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Asian 센세이션: NU
N
Pyong: FGT
Asian 센세이션: NU
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: ^ faggot
Pyong: ^ retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: ^ super faggot x3
Pyong: shit
Asian 센세이션: Yeah
Pyong: ffffffffff
Asian 센세이션: Uuuuuuu
Pyong: lol
Pyong: uguu
Pyong: now
Asian 센세이션: uguu
Asian 센세이션: uguu?
Pyong: poast this shit
Pyong: fgt
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: NO U
Pyong: also
Asian 센세이션: what?
Pyong: GO HAVE BUTTSEX WITH HDOAN
Pyong: >:U
Pyong: HE'S ONE OF YOUR KIND
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: FUCK.
Pyong: lol
Pyong: pwnd
Asian 센세이션: YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH INFERNO, JCAP, GHOST, VEEX, HIGUY and all those people who are YOUR KIND
Pyong: lolz
Pyong: fuck
Asian 센세이션: you
Pyong: fuh-q
Asian 센세이션: lol
Asian 센세이션: posting or u?
Pyong: u poast
Asian 센세이션: MOTHER FUCKER
Pyong: ?
Asian 센세이션: I copied and pasted til it reached the "Pyong: <- retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: XD"
Asian 센세이션: part of out conversation
Pyong: Fuhq
Asian 센세이션: then i noticed i didn't get top part copied
Asian 센세이션: but i already x'ed out of chat
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: oh well, ill try to remember what we said
Pyong: I got it
Asian 센세이션: copy and paste it here then
Pyong: Pyong: dicks
Asian 센세이션: who is and what has?
Pyong: lol
Pyong: i heard inferno sucks dick for cocaine
Asian 센세이션: Really now?
Asian 센세이션: why's that?
Asian 센세이션: Are you guys having an arguement -_-
Pyong: lol
Pyong: n
Asian 센세이션: WTF is going on?
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: ...
Pyong: look at the thread quotes
Asian 센세이션: where?
Asian 센세이션: link pl0x
Pyong: modacity
Pyong: fgt
Asian 센세이션: fgt?
Pyong: faggot
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: mmk
Asian 센세이션: wait...
Asian 센세이션: what?
Asian 센세이션: where do i look?
Pyong: lol
Pyong: its in the quotes funny random thread
Asian 센세이션: ok... which post?
Pyong: lol second to last
Asian 센세이션: OH Lol
Asian 센세이션: Ok..
Asian 센세이션: Now i understand the main purpose of this conversation
Asian 센세이션: Damn im a genious.
Pyong: heh
Asian 센세이션: lol
Pyong: fgt
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: NU
Asian 센세이션: http://www.modacity.net/forums/showt...=17139&page=10
Asian 센세이션: look at last post
Pyong: :smug:
Pyong: is that you btw?
Asian 센세이션: yes.
Asian 센세이션: sexy amiright?
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: SEXY AM I RIGHT?
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: ...
Pyong: <- not gay
Asian 센세이션: ^ gay.
Pyong: lolololol
Pyong: faggot
Asian 센세이션: Nu
Pyong: V sucks dick for cocaine
Asian 센세이션: ^ <- arrow cancels it out.
Pyong: lolwut
Asian 센세이션: V Faggot.
Pyong: ^ <- cancels out
Pyong: <- retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: XD
Asian 센세이션: IM posting this shit.
Pyong: ew
Asian 센세이션: i no.
Pyong: you took a dump and your posting pics of it
Pyong: wtf
Pyong: seriously
Pyong: wtf
Asian 센세이션: OH NO
Pyong: ima have to ban ur ass
Asian 센세이션: No no no no no no no
Asian 센세이션: you cant do that...
Pyong: (calls jcrap)
Asian 센세이션: wait...
Pyong: BAN DIS FUCKA RITE HERE YO
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: SRS
Asian 센세이션: =(
Pyong: HES POSTIN SHIT PORN ON MAH THREDS
Pyong: KILL DIS HOE WITH YO PISTOL
Pyong: POP A CAP IN HIS ASS
Asian 센세이션: IT AINT YO THREAD ITS LLAMAS
Asian 센세이션: BITC
Asian 센세이션: H
Asian 센세이션: FUCK
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Pyong: FGT
Asian 센세이션: NU
N
Pyong: FGT
Asian 센세이션: NU
Asian 센세이션: NU
Pyong: ^ faggot
Pyong: ^ retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: ^ super faggot x3
Pyong: shit
Asian 센세이션: Yeah
Pyong: ffffffffff
Asian 센세이션: Uuuuuuu
Pyong: lol
Pyong: uguu
Pyong: now
Asian 센세이션: uguu
Asian 센세이션: uguu?
Pyong: poast this shit
Pyong: fgt
Pyong: lolz
Asian 센세이션: NO U
Pyong: also
Asian 센세이션: what?
Pyong: GO HAVE BUTTSEX WITH HDOAN
Pyong: >:U
Pyong: HE'S ONE OF YOUR KIND
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: FUCK.
Pyong: lol
Pyong: pwnd
Asian 센세이션: YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH INFERNO, JCAP, GHOST, VEEX, HIGUY and all those people who are YOUR KIND
Pyong: lolz
Pyong: fuck
Asian 센세이션: you
Pyong: fuh-q
Asian 센세이션: lol
Asian 센세이션: posting or u?
Pyong: u poast
Asian 센세이션: MOTHER FUCKER
Pyong: ?
Asian 센세이션: I copied and pasted til it reached the "Pyong: <- retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: XD"
Asian 센세이션: part of out conversation
Pyong: Fuhq
Asian 센세이션: then i noticed i didn't get top part copied
Asian 센세이션: but i already x'ed out of chat
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: oh well, ill try to remember what we said
Pyong: I got it
Asian 센세이션: copy and paste it here then
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: oh
Asian 센세이션: shi
Pyong: lol
Asian 센세이션: ok pasted copied til it reads the Pyong: ^ <- cancels out
Pyong: <- retard
Pyong: owait
Asian 센세이션: XD
Asian 센세이션: part of the conversation
Asian 센세이션: NO more.
Pyong: heh
Asian 센세이션: ye
Asian 센세이션: you in college or highschool?
Pyong: hs
Asian 센세이션: you have chem?
Pyong: n
Asian 센세이션: :(
Pyong: lol
Horns: porn warning
Horns: but this is funny shit
Horns: http://www.jigglegifs.com/data/media/4/slap.gif
=CE=Reaper: well i wanna look the car over more in case theres something else i nees
=CE=Reaper: ......
Horns: lulz
Horns: i gave the porn warning
=CE=Reaper: i didnt see it
=CE=Reaper: lulz
Horns: lmfao
Horns: you're mom is standing there
Horns: :P
=CE=Reaper: she says hi
Horns: hi krausers mom
=CE=Reaper: she thought it was funny
=CE=Reaper: she was like...."BOOM headshot"
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Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT EBOLA WAS THE BEST DIESEASE EVER
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT BILLY MAYS' DEATH WAS THE BEST OF THIS YEAR
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT WHITE KIDS WITH BEARDS ARE THE BEST
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT BLACK JEWS SHOULD GET TO THE BACK OF THE OVEN
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT I HAVE TO GO EAT OUT YOUR MOM
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT SHE HAS A DISCO STICK
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT THATS KINDA SICK
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT LETS HAVE SOME FUN
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST IDEA OF THE YEAR
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT NOT ACTUALLY LET YOU FINISH
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT I FUCKED TAYLOR SWIFT
=Σ= ThePlague: I'LL LET YOU FINISH BUT YOU NEED TO FINISH ON HER FACE
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BUT I ALREADY DID
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: ILL LET YOU FINISH BY LETTING ME FINISH
=Σ= ThePlague: so
=Σ= ThePlague: much
=Σ= ThePlague: win
Sim, the Euthanasia Pyro: lol yes
=Σ= ThePlague: posting this in quotes funny random
This was in an IRC channel. The names have been changed to protect the identities of the two love birds.
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Sep 16 17:56:11 * lawl hugs sara
Sep 16 17:56:24 <sara> yay!
Sep 16 17:56:27 <sara> hugs
Sep 16 17:56:29 <sara> :]
Sep 16 17:56:37 * lawl continues stripping sara
Sep 16 17:59:07 * lawl ticks sara
Sep 16 17:59:36 * sara giggles.
Sep 16 17:59:39 <sara> :p
Sep 16 17:59:45 * lawl finishes stripping sara
Sep 16 18:00:17 <sara> nooo!
Sep 16 18:00:27 * lawl locks all the doors and windows
Sep 16 18:00:47 * sara runs around room in circles.
Sep 16 18:00:56 <lawl> :9
Sep 16 18:00:58 <lawl> :(
Sep 16 18:01:15 <sara> you is sad?
Sep 16 18:01:21 <lawl> stop running around
Sep 16 18:01:23 <lawl> :(
Sep 16 18:01:23 <lawl> plz
Sep 16 18:01:34 * lawl wants to see where this goes
Sep 16 18:02:06 * sara wants to point out technically nowhere as we are in chat box.
Sep 16 18:02:14 <lawl> hmm
Sep 16 18:02:16 <lawl> good point
Sep 16 18:02:35 <sara> i know
Sep 16 18:02:41 <sara> i'm full of them
Sep 16 18:02:45 <sara> :]
Sep 16 18:02:51 <sara> ;]
Sep 16 18:02:55 <lawl> sounds like just what I'm looking for in a woman :3
Sep 16 18:03:21 * lawl hugs sara erotically
Sep 16 18:03:40 <sara> ha ha
Sep 16 18:03:42 <sara> :]
Sep 16 18:03:52 * sara hugs back.
Sep 16 18:03:55 * lawl leads sara into bed
Sep 16 18:04:22 <sara> :p
Sep 16 18:04:28 <lawl> ???
Sep 16 18:04:55 <lawl> what did you expect? you're nude in my room
Sep 16 18:04:57 <lawl> think about it!
Sep 16 18:05:09 <sara> in imaginary room
Sep 16 18:05:21 <sara> i thought we would play scrabble
Sep 16 18:05:24 <sara> lol
Sep 16 18:05:25 <sara> ;]
Sep 16 18:05:32 <lawl> we can play sex-scrablle
Sep 16 18:05:35 <lawl> it's like scrabble
Sep 16 18:05:49 <lawl> only instead of putting letters on a board to spell out words, you have sex in a bed.
Sep 16 18:06:06 <sara> oh
Sep 16 18:06:11 <sara> sound fun
Sep 16 18:06:14 <sara> :]
Sep 16 18:06:22 * lawl dons condom
Sep 16 18:06:26 <lawl> always use protection on the Internet.
Sep 16 18:06:31 <sara> so we can be safe
Sep 16 18:06:48 <lawl> yah
Sep 16 18:06:53 * sara just quoted Dora the explorer.
Sep 16 18:06:53 <lawl> don't want to catch any viruses
Sep 16 18:07:02 <sara> like my cold?
Sep 16 18:07:07 <lawl> yeah
Sep 16 18:07:16 <lawl> but don't worry, I already have a cold
Sep 16 18:07:45 <sara> well i did make out with you already so it wouldn't matter
Sep 16 18:08:12 <lawl> you want top?
Sep 16 18:08:33 * sara doesn't care.
Sep 16 18:08:46 * lawl flips sara over on top of him
Sep 16 18:08:58 <sara> yes sir
Sep 16 18:09:03 <sara> :]
Sep 16 18:09:16 * lawl positions sara over his epeen
Sep 16 18:09:39 <sara> ***
Sep 16 18:09:48 <lawl> All I see is * * *
Sep 16 18:10:15 <sara> ***
Sep 16 18:10:19 <sara> :]
Sep 16 18:10:40 <lawl> I'll just assume that says something good.
Sep 16 18:10:53 <sara> s
Sep 16 18:10:54 <sara> e
Sep 16 18:10:55 <sara> x
Sep 16 18:10:56 <lawl> yay
Sep 16 18:11:11 * lawl inserts his epeen into sara's evagina
Sep 16 18:11:27 <lawl> *SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX*
Sep 16 18:11:56 <sara> WOOOO
Sep 16 18:12:00 * lawl makes sweet, passionate love to sara
Sep 16 18:12:09 * sara enjoys.
Sep 16 18:12:46 * lawl makes repetitive humping motion as his epeen slips back and forth in sara's vagina
Sep 16 18:13:25 * sara wonders if this is really going to continue
Sep 16 18:13:36 <sara> lol
Sep 16 18:15:24 * lawl hugs sara
Sep 16 18:15:48 * sara likes hugs
Sep 16 18:16:45 * sara dresses and runs away
Sep 16 18:16:49 * sara (sara@sara.irc.justin.tv) has left #lawl
Sep 16 18:16:53 * lawl dresses, too.
wtf