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GWUNTY AND DEEHUNTER PRESENT
THE EPIC ADVENTURE IN CAPS LOCK
http://italy.theoffside.com/files/20...termission.jpgQuote:
Gwunty: DID YOU UPLOAD
Santa: n
Santa: i had to re-render wiht a new codec
Santa: and everything was offsync
Gwunty: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFF
Santa: audio and video was off by 0.3 seconds
Santa: its k
Santa: new codec will render faster
Santa: since it will use ALL MY FUCKING CORES
Gwunty: o
Santa: ACTIVATEING QUAD CORE FUNCTIONALITY
Santa: INITIATEING NITROGEN COOLING
Santa: SELF OVERCLOCKING TO 3.4 GHERTZ
Gwunty: BUT SUDDENLY
Gwunty: NIGGERS!
Santa: RENDERING IN PROGRESS
Santa: FUCK SIR THE CPU IS AT 90 DEGREES CELCIUS
Santa: INITIATING NIGGER POWERED FANS
Santa: FUCK! THERE IS NO KFC LEFT FOR THEM TO CHASE AFTER
Gwunty: SIR
Gwunty: ITS NOT COOLING DOWN FAST ENOUGH
Santa: FUCK THIS SIDE OF THE EARTH IS MELTING
Gwunty: WE NEED MORE NIGGERS
Gwunty: UNLESS
Santa: OH SHI- OZONE IS FUCCIN UP MENG
Gwunty: WE UNLESH
Santa: I GOT IT
Gwunty: THE
Santa: ILL PEE ON IT
Gwunty: WHITE BITCHES
Santa: OH SHI-
Gwunty: NO NEED SIR
Santa: GET SOME GUIDOS HERE STAT!
Gwunty: UNLESH THE WHITE BITCHES
Santa: RENDER IS ALMOST DONE SIR
Gwunty: RESTART THE NIGGER POWERED FANS
Santa: OH FUCK WE ARE LOSING RAM SPACE
Santa: CLOSEING FIREFOX
Gwunty: CLOSE EVERYTHING
Gwunty: SHIT DAWG
Santa: AKDGJ:LSGS
Santa: SHITS GETTING REAL IN HERE
Santa: CLOSEING STEAM
Gwunty: END ALL PORCESSES
Santa: ALL RIGHT! AFTER EFFECTS IS USING ALL 8GB OF RAM SIR
Gwunty: YOU NEED MORE RAM
Santa: WHATS THIS EXPLORER.EXE SHIT?
Santa: CLOSEING THAT
Santa: IM NOT NO FUCCIN EXPLORER
Santa: MUST BE A FUCING VIRUS OR SOME SHIT
Gwunty: http://www.wildlifephotoart.com/acat..._BDS-1_500.jpg
Gwunty: HERES SOME MORE RAMS
Santa: THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY IF AE WASNT USING ALL OF MY RAM
Santa: SIR THE FANS ARE GENERATING TORNADOES
Gwunty: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Gwunty: NO
Gwunty: NO
Gwunty: NO
Santa: HOLY SHIT THEY ARE TWISTING THE FABRIC OF SPACE
Gwunty: REMOVE THE NIGGERS AND GUIDOS
Santa: OH SHIT TIME IS GOING BACKWARDS
Gwunty: ITS TO POWERFULL
Gwunty: OHH MY GOD
Gwunty: WHAT THE FUCK
Santa: SIR THE RENDER PROGRESS IS GOING BACKWARDS
Santa: SIR!
Gwunty: NO
Santa: IM GOING IN!
Gwunty: NO
Gwunty: NO
Gwunty: NO
NOW FOR PART TWO
Quote:
Gwunty: DONT DO IT MENG
Santa: IM DOING IT
Gwunty: ITS NOT WORTH IT
Santa: THIS CPU ISNT GUNNA COOL ITS SELF SIR
Gwunty: UNLESS
Gwunty: KOOL AID THAT SHIT
Santa: GIMME COOLAID
Gwunty: HOLY FUCK
Gwunty: HE MADE
Gwunty: A
Santa: I WILL COOL THIS SIR
Gwunty: FUCKING HOLE IN THE CPU
Gwunty: FUCK
Gwunty: FUCK
Gwunty: FUCK
Gwunty: FUCK
Santa: I GOT 5 GALLONS OF KOOL AID SIR
Santa: IM GOING IN
Gwunty: NOW THE NIGGERS
Santa: IF I DONT MAKE IT
Santa: TELL MY WIFE
Santa: "hi"
Gwunty: ARE DRINKING THE KOOL AID
*
Santa goes in
Gwunty: SHIT
Santa: FUCK IM GETTING YOUNGER THE CLOSER I GET TO IT
Santa: THE KOOL AID IS TURNING BACK INTO POWER SIR
Santa: POWDER
Gwunty: WHY IS THIS SHIT NOT DONE YET
Gwunty: FUCK
Santa: ILL HAVE TO MIX THIS WITH 5 GALLONS WORTH OF MY OWN BODY FLUIDS
Gwunty: DEE
Gwunty: IM SORRY
Santa: SIR?
Gwunty: YOU MUST CLOSE X-FIRE
Santa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gwunty: ITS TAKING UP TO MUCH MEMORY
Gwunty: WE NEED THIS DONE
Gwunty: NOW
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GENTLEMEN AND LADY
DONUT PRESENTS: THE OMEGLE HUNT FOR CP
as seen on http://z3.invisionfree.com/Donut_Hea...p?showtopic=44spoilered for ridiculous length...
"Is your child on a failure streak?" - Huntington Learning Center.
yeQuote:
<Ifafudafi> People get three monitors for one of three reasons (or any combination)
<Ifafudafi> 1. Way too much fucking money
<Ifafudafi> 2. They're faggots who judge their self worth by their resolution
<Ifafudafi> 3. They're freelancer
I'm my own option because I don't fit into the other two categories.Quote:
Originally Posted by DEEhunter
Neat!
Or both. Hth.
Not at all.
hth~
Dividing by Zero...it would be alot easier to explain it to a rock than this guy...
孩子九零八 is me.Quote:
[22:04] PILO㓀: 0 = nothing so dividing by it means you are taking nothing away from the number...0/9 = 9 hence 0 is nothing
[22:04] 孩子九零八: lmao
[22:04] 孩子九零八: your math is wrong
[22:04] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is dividing zero by 9
[22:05] 孩子九零八: 9/0 is dividing 9 by zero
[22:05] PILO㓀: oh yeah
[22:05] PILO㓀: so it = -9 right?
[22:05] 孩子九零八: no
[22:05] 孩子九零八: it's not calculable
[22:05] PILO㓀: yeah
[22:05] PILO㓀: becuase you are taking 9 from 0
[22:05] 孩子九零八: no
[22:05] PILO㓀: so you subract it
[22:05] 孩子九零八: you're dividing
[22:05] PILO㓀: yes
[22:05] PILO㓀: but ...well
[22:05] 孩子九零八: ok look at this way
[22:05] 孩子九零八: you have 9 apples
[22:05] PILO㓀: i understand
[22:06] 孩子九零八: when you divide it by one
[22:06] 孩子九零八: you're putting it into 1 group
[22:06] PILO㓀: but.. you cant divide 9 by nothing
[22:06] 孩子九零八: so you still have 9 left
[22:06] 孩子九零八: you divide 9 apples into 3 groups
[22:06] PILO㓀: but.. you cant divide by nothing
[22:06] 孩子九零八: you have 3 in each group
[22:06] 孩子九零八: if you have 9 apples and divide it into 0 groups
[22:06] 孩子九零八: you can't
[22:06] PILO㓀: your right
[22:06] 孩子九零八: you have 9 apples
[22:06] PILO㓀: so.. its then nothing.
[22:06] 孩子九零八: but no groups
[22:07] 孩子九零八: no
[22:07] 孩子九零八: it's something
[22:07] PILO㓀: so.. the answer is nothing
[22:07] PILO㓀: becuase you didnt have anything to bwgin with
[22:07] 孩子九零八: but it can't be answered
[22:07] PILO㓀: ..yes.
[22:07] PILO㓀: its nothing lol
[22:07] 孩子九零八: no
[22:07] PILO㓀: you took away from nothing
[22:07] 孩子九零八: you still have 9 apples
[22:07] PILO㓀: witch is imossible becuase nothing is nothing
[22:07] PILO㓀: no you dont
[22:07] 孩子九零八: but you're dividing it into 0 groups
[22:07] 孩子九零八: meaning
[22:07] PILO㓀: you never had 9
[22:07] 孩子九零八: you have the apples
[22:07] 孩子九零八: but you don't
[22:07] PILO㓀: you had 0
[22:07] PILO㓀: 0/9
[22:07] PILO㓀: you have nothing
[22:07] PILO㓀: so you didnt do anything
[22:07] PILO㓀: so its 0
[22:08] 孩子九零八: why are americans so lame at math
[22:08] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is you dividing nothing into 9 groups
[22:08] PILO㓀: why are you thinking there is somthing?
[22:08] PILO㓀: yes
[22:08] 孩子九零八: so you have 9 groups of nothing
[22:08] PILO㓀: but you cant
[22:08] PILO㓀: exactly
[22:08] 孩子九零八: but 9/0
[22:08] PILO㓀: and what is 9 groups of nothing? its ... NOTHING
[22:08] 孩子九零八: is totally different
[22:08] PILO㓀: so?
[22:08] PILO㓀: we arent debating that yet
[22:09] PILO㓀: what is 1 group of 1?
[22:09] 孩子九零八: you have 9 objects. but you have no groups. so the 9 objects can't exist, but you do have 9 objects. it's a paradox. You have 9 objects but you don't have 9 objects at the same time
[22:09] 孩子九零八: 1
[22:10] PILO㓀: no its not!! you never had the 9!!
[22:10] PILO㓀: its 0!! you had nothing to begin with!
[22:10] 孩子九零八: no
[22:10] PILO㓀: your an idiot
[22:10] 孩子九零八: you had 0 groups
[22:10] PILO㓀: no
[22:10] 孩子九零八: but you have 9 objects
[22:10] PILO㓀: 9 groups
[22:10] 孩子九零八: no
[22:10] PILO㓀: idiot
[22:10] PILO㓀: 9/1= 9 groups
[22:11] 孩子九零八: no
[22:11] 孩子九零八: 9/1 = 9 objects in 1 group
[22:11] PILO㓀: 0/9 = 0 object 9 groups
[22:11] PILO㓀: so yeah..
[22:11] 孩子九零八: 9/2 means 9 objects in 2 groups
[22:11] PILO㓀: what ever woops failed there but..
[22:11] PILO㓀: ok..
[22:11] 孩子九零八: 9/0 = nine objects in 0 groups
[22:11] 孩子九零八: if you're dividing.
[22:11] PILO㓀: 0/9 = 0 objects and 9=groups
[22:11] PILO㓀: so shut the fuck up
[22:11] PILO㓀: 0 objects
[22:12] PILO㓀: you have nothing
[22:12] 孩子九零八: lmao
[22:12] 孩子九零八: dude
[22:12] 孩子九零八: that's not dividing by 0
[22:12] 孩子九零八: that's dividing 0
[22:12] 孩子九零八: dividing by 0 and dividing 0 is totally different
[22:12] PILO㓀: NO!!
[22:12] PILO㓀: its a fraction... its 0over9
[22:12] 孩子九零八: 9/0 = dividing by 0
0/9 = dividing 0
[22:12] PILO㓀: witch is = to 0.09 witch = nothing
[22:13] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is possible
[22:13] 孩子九零八: 9/0 is not
[22:13] PILO㓀: ..omg..
[22:13] PILO㓀: ok.. let me put it this way
[22:13] PILO㓀: 0/9... your 9 of nothing right?
[22:13] 孩子九零八: yes 9 groups of nothing
[22:13] PILO㓀: so. its 0 ove 9 for each
[22:14] PILO㓀: 0 over 9 = 0.09
[22:14] 孩子九零八: ...
[22:14] 孩子九零八: no 0/9 is still 0
[22:14] PILO㓀: harumbe
[22:14] 孩子九零八: 9^(-2) = .09
[22:14] PILO㓀: o
[22:14] PILO㓀: so?
[22:14] PILO㓀: then whats 0/9? 9.0000000000 ?
[22:15] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is still 0
[22:15] PILO㓀: ok
[22:15] PILO㓀: so its 0
[22:15] PILO㓀: becuase you took 9 from nothing
[22:15] 孩子九零八: you
[22:15] PILO㓀: and you cant take from nothing so its nothing.
[22:15] PILO㓀: 0
[22:15] 孩子九零八: you divided nothing by 9
[22:15] PILO㓀: no
[22:15] PILO㓀: ..becuase that would still be 9
[22:15] 孩子九零八: if you took 9 from nothing it's
[22:15] 孩子九零八: 0-9
[22:15] PILO㓀: you dumb ass
[22:15] PILO㓀: it would still be 9
[22:15] PILO㓀: 0/9 = nothing
[22:16] 孩子九零八: wtf is wrong with you!?
[22:16] 孩子九零八: yes
[22:16] PILO㓀: lol
[22:16] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is 0
[22:16] PILO㓀: exactly!
[22:16] PILO㓀: omfg.. god..
[22:16] PILO㓀: that was to hard
[22:16] PILO㓀: we solverd it. do-
[22:16] * PILO㓀 explodes
[22:16] 孩子九零八: wtf is wrong with you!?
[22:16] 孩子九零八: this is fucking going up on a forum
[22:16] * PILO㓀 exploded into like a bazillion peices and stuff
[22:19] PILO㓀: meekotonah (11:19:52 PM): oh.. and 0/9 = 0 becuase 0=nothing and you cannot take anything away from nothing. so. the end result of nothing will always be nothing.
meekotonah (11:20:41 PM): withc. also means you cannot subtract from nothing because nothing is te absence. so negative numbers are a lie becuase you cannot be less than nothing
[22:20] 孩子九零八: go back to 4 grade or something cuz you need to relearn math
[22:20] PILO㓀: lol
[22:21] PILO㓀: dude
[22:21] PILO㓀: ..whats wrong with that huh?
[22:22] 孩子九零八: wtf
[22:22] 孩子九零八: dividng and subtracting are 2 different things
[22:22] 孩子九零八: tell him to go back to math class
[22:23] PILO㓀: ...(me = meek)
[22:23] PILO㓀: its my other account
[22:23] 孩子九零八: oh well you need to go back to math class
[22:23] PILO㓀: why?
[22:24] 孩子九零八: you're pulling shit out of your ass that's why. how the fuck did you get from 0/9 to 0.09!?
[22:24] PILO㓀: that was easlyer and i fucked up on tha
[22:24] PILO㓀: t
[22:24] PILO㓀: but in the mean time it = nothing becuase you cannot cut nothing into 9 sperate peices
[22:24] PILO㓀: if there is no pie you cant cut it
[22:25] 孩子九零八: that's not dividing by zero!?
[22:25] PILO㓀: yes it is
[22:25] 孩子九零八: that's dividing 0
[22:25] 孩子九零八: omfg
[22:25] PILO㓀: what the fuck is wrong with you
[22:25] * 孩子九零八 wants to fucking kill PIL0
[22:25] PILO㓀: its not 9/0 its 0/9!! god you fuck twat
[22:25] PILO㓀: and its PILOT!! T!@! !!TTTTT!!T!!!!
[22:25] PILO㓀: ok ok ok.. here.. simplifie
[22:26] PILO㓀: 0=nothing. 9=the ammount we want to spli it in. the ie of nothing cannot be cut into 9 parts becuase the pie of nothing doesnt exist
[22:26] 孩子九零八: no
[22:26] 孩子九零八: that's dividing zero
[22:26] PILO㓀: not cutting the pie into 0 peices
[22:26] PILO㓀: no its not
[22:26] 孩子九零八: here's dividing by zero
[22:26] PILO㓀: its dividing by
[22:26] PILO㓀: but you cant
[22:27] PILO㓀: becuase its nothing
[22:27] PILO㓀: its not the same thing turned around
[22:27] PILO㓀: its opposit that
[22:27] 孩子九零八: you have X number of objects, and want to slpit it into 0 groups
[22:27] PILO㓀: its nothing
[22:27] PILO㓀: why?
[22:27] PILO㓀: thast not 0/9 that 9/0
[22:27] PILO㓀: you idiot
[22:27] 孩子九零八: yes
[22:27] 孩子九零八: that's dividing by zero
[22:27] PILO㓀: we arnt doing that!
[22:27] PILO㓀: ..........
[22:27] 孩子九零八: 0/9 is dividing by 9
[22:27] PILO㓀: >/.>
[22:27] PILO㓀: ok u win
[22:28] PILO㓀: i failed hardcore to hellllllll
[22:28] 孩子九零八: yes
[22:28] PILO㓀: lol sorry brpo
[22:28] PILO㓀: bro..
[22:28] PILO㓀: ok!!
[22:28] PILO㓀: thats taking nothing from 9
[22:28] PILO㓀: so its 9
[22:28] PILO㓀: hu derp
[22:29] PILO㓀: so.. i win either way anyways
[22:29] * 孩子九零八 face palm
[22:29] 孩子九零八: you know what
[22:29] 孩子九零八: forget it
[22:29] PILO㓀: lol why?
[22:29] 孩子九零八: you don't understand math
[22:29] PILO㓀: yes i do
[22:29] PILO㓀: 0 = nothing
[22:29] PILO㓀: no matter how much you try
[22:29] PILO㓀: 0 is nothing
[22:30] PILO㓀: you cant take from or creat nothing!
[22:30] PILO㓀: so trying to cut a cake into nothing means its still a whole cake
[22:30] PILO㓀: so its still the 9!
[22:30] PILO㓀: 9/0 = 9 becuase you didnt do anything to it!
[22:31] * 孩子九零八 face palm
[22:31] PILO㓀: your an idio
[22:31] PILO㓀: t
[22:31] PILO㓀: i hve no idea whats going on in your head but..
[22:31] PILO㓀: your a fucking twatwaffle
There's so many math errors I wanna kill myself. What are people being taught nowadays?
A simpler way to explain it is:
x/0 is always equal to "OSHI-".