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20:23 - Cobby: the blue light does a knightrider thing where it sways back and forth
20:24 - Axial: I wouldn't know the reference.
20:24 - Cobby: you not remember the old TV show called knightrider? black car, has AI in it
20:24 - Cobby: light on front that goes side to side
20:24 - Axial: Nope.
20:25 - Cobby: O.o
20:25 - Axial: I watched G-Force, Centurions, Dexter's Lab, Samurai Jack, Starship Troopers, and Mummies Alive.
20:25 - Axial: And Captain Planet.
20:25 - Axial: And The New Adventures of Johnny Quest.
20:25 - Cobby: http://media.firebox.com/pic/p1963_big.jpg
20:26 - Axial: Nope.
20:26 - Axial: Not ringing any bells.

:smith:

:tinfoil:

KITT versus Hal 9000.

GO!

This series has the most amazing capacity to cause hilarious drama I've ever seen.

This all started a few months ago, when a guy named Chron (at the time, Padawan) joined my server. He was apparently an old time player who nobody liked due to his aircraft carrier sized ego. When called out, he got ganged by the entire server using stun batons (roughly Doom knuckleduster level melee weapon). Shortly afterward him and some other bad players formed a clan called JS to escape the harassment.

destructed noob: hey pootie was sup dude
destructed noob: n/m whats going on
destructed noob: ehh went to gabbys
destructed noob: got fucking raped
destructed noob: yeah those fags gang
Herpaderp: actually
Herpaderp: it was here
Herpaderp: ^^^
destructed noob: AND
destructed noob: CONFIRMED
destructed noob: LOOL
mortal was sabered by <(IF)> Nagato
destructed noob: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGG
destructed noob: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGG
<(IF)> Nagato: lolz
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: nagato put him in his place
destructed noob: FUCKING CONFIRMED BY GABBY AND HERPA
destructed noob: LOL!
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: since he wont ff me
destructed noob: LOL!
destructed noob: LOL!
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: you dont ff
destructed noob: ROFL
destructed noob: ROFL
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: get off my nuts
destructed noob: ROFL
destructed noob: but anyways
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: pce nerd
<(IF)> Nagato: added to the faggotlist
destructed noob: so remember the lesson
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: pce
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: nerd
destructed noob: if you own someone with an ego
destructed noob: and no skill
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: pce
destructed noob: they may cry so hard
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: nerd
destructed noob: it turns into
destructed noob: a clan
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: you talking about gabby
destructed noob: LOL
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: or icka?
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: which one
destructed noob: you talking about
destructed noob: d3?
destructed noob: LOL
destructed noob: LOL
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: d3 i shit on your face
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: im level 97
Herpaderp: wait what
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]:: what leve are you
destructed noob: VIRGINITY LOL
Herpaderp: wait
Herpaderp: whaaaaaaat
Herpaderp: wait
Herpaderp: WHAT
Herpaderp: DID YOU JUST SAY D3
Herpaderp: LOOOOL
destructed noob: he was talking about his virginity level
destructed noob: LOL
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: says the 14 year old kid
destructed noob: UH OH
destructed noob: GOT SLAMMED
destructed noob: TIME TO USE THE AGE CARD
destructed noob: LOL
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: hey you should go find hte clitoris
destructed noob: BIG TIME OWNED AGAIN
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: idk where it is
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: help me find it
destructed noob: WOW FAIL SOUTH PARK REFERENCE
destructed noob: LOOOL
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: plz
destructed noob: BAD KID
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: if you my friend
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: you would help me find the clit
destructed noob: sure
destructed noob: take your right hand
destructed noob: move it over your belly button
destructed noob: slide down
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: and stick it up your ass
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: gg
destructed noob: ROFL
destructed noob: HAD TO CUT ME OFF
destructed noob: BEFORE OWN
destructed noob: LOL!
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: get pre owned
destructed noob: GGGGGG FUCKING STOMPED
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: before own
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: gg
destructed noob: ADMITTED OWN
Herpaderp: chron
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: precogged
Herpaderp: look
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: GGGGG
Herpaderp: as a friend
Herpaderp: your comebacks
Herpaderp: are quite
Herpaderp: flaccid
Herpaderp: like
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: and his are better?
mortal timed out
Herpaderp: you own yourself
Herpaderp: every time
Herpaderp: you type something
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: yeah thats it
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: thats the whole reason
Herpaderp: ims erious
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: whhy i talk
destructed noob: umm
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: to own myself
Herpaderp: you leave yourself open
destructed noob: LOL
Herpaderp: for big
destructed noob: AND AGAIN
Herpaderp: ownage
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: not really
Herpaderp: ok
destructed noob: have you seen his pic?
<(IF)> Nagato renamed to zea
Herpaderp: n
destructed noob: he's a hideous metrosexual stoner
zea renamed to Zea
destructed noob: with gay spikey hair
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: thats the oldest
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: shit
destructed noob: wearing a wifebeater
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: so old its probably older than you
destructed noob: with no muyscles
destructed noob: LOL
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: and its not my pic
destructed noob: HE ADMITTEd
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: rofl
destructed noob: IT WAS HIM
destructed noob was sabered by Zea
destructed noob: THEN TRIED TO BACKTRACK
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: you wanna see me
destructed noob: YES
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: i look like the prisoner
destructed noob: LKOL
Zea was sabered by Herpaderp
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: thats why i use him
destructed noob: ROFL
destructed noob: NAH
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: yeah
destructed noob: LOL
destructed noob: KID IDENTIFIES
destructed noob: HIS FACE
destructed noob: WITH STAR WARS CHARACTERS
destructed noob: JESUS CHRIST
Zea: LOLZ
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: i would never contact you
Herpaderp: youknow
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: through any means but this game
Herpaderp: why i use lando
destructed noob: LOL WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SUPER COOL LAID BACK STONER GUY?
Herpaderp: i look just like lando
destructed noob: OH WAIT
Herpaderp: totally
destructed noob: REVEALED
destructed noob: FOR THE BITCH
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: hey bro
destructed noob: WHINY NOOB
destructed noob: VIRGIN
destructed noob: YOU ARE
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: i punched someone in the face at a kegger
destructed noob: LOL
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: 2 days ago
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: what have you done
destructed noob: ROFL
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: played jk2/
Herpaderp: ooooooooooooooooo
destructed noob: NOW HE'S TELLING ME
Herpaderp: he just
Zea was sabered by Zea
destructed noob: THE TOUGH GUY ROUTINE
Herpaderp: fucking called you
Herpaderp: OUT
Herpaderp: omg
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: i broke that nerds glasses
Herpaderp: tough
destructed noob: ROOOFL
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: just like id break yours
Herpaderp: WOW
Herpaderp: GG chron!
destructed noob: LOLOL
Zea: who are zea?
destructed noob: I DONT EVEN
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: the subs in my bmw
Zea: JACOB LOOKS LIKE LANDO
destructed noob: HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING
Zea was sabered by <(IF)>Goon
Herpaderp: did u tell him
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: would break your glasses
Herpaderp: 10-0?
destructed noob: KID EMBARASSES
Herpaderp: NERD SCRUB
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: fucking half power
destructed noob: THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF
destructed noob: LISTEN TO THE RAGE
Herpaderp: no man
Herpaderp: he'll beat you
Herpaderp: irl
Herpaderp: 10-0
destructed noob: LOL
Zea: LOLZ
destructed noob: LOL
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: id beat him 1-0
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: cause he wouldnt be alive
Herpaderp: ORLY
Herpaderp: IS THAT A THREAT
destructed noob was sabered by Zea
Herpaderp: IP LOGGED
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: what is my ip
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: tell me
destructed noob: reported to the fbi
Herpaderp: U REALLY
Herpaderp: WANAN KNOW
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: if you get it right
Herpaderp: ??
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: i quit
Herpaderp: LIKE FOR REAL
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: yeah
destructed noob: LOL!
Herpaderp: cause i will
Herpaderp: seriously
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: do it
Herpaderp: ok
Zea was sabered by Zea
Herpaderp: but let me just remind you
Herpaderp: you asked
--> AT THIS POINT I LOOKED UP EVERYONE'S IP :D <--
destructed noob: and said he'd quit
destructed noob: which was just his way out
destructed noob: of verbally bashed
destructed noob was sabered by Zea
--> HERE I FLASHED HIS IP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN :D <--
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: nope
Herpaderp: LOL
Herpaderp: OK
Herpaderp: how about a test
destructed noob: ANNNNNND
Herpaderp: if i ban the IP
destructed noob: FUCKING GG
Herpaderp: and its U
Herpaderp: gg?
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: thats my jk2 ip
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: not my real one
destructed noob: RO(FL
destructed noob: ROFL
Herpaderp: loolo
destructed noob: ROFL
Herpaderp: ok
destructed noob: ROFL
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: you cant ddoss that
destructed noob: ROFL
previous message has been repeated 2 timesdestructed noob: ROFL
destructed noob: HES PARANOID NOW
Herpaderp: who said anything aboutddos?
Zea renamed to <(IF)> Nagato
Herpaderp: wow is that another threat?
destructed noob: EXACTLY
Herpaderp: this guy
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: what im saying is
Herpaderp: is so getting reported
Herpaderp: omg
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: the jk2 ip
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: isnt the same
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: as my real ip
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: so gg
destructed noob: LOL
Herpaderp: even assuming
Herpaderp: u use different computers
Herpaderp: it can be traced
Herpaderp: to yourt location
Herpaderp: just sayin
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: trace it
destructed noob: time for call to the fbi
destructed noob: cyber bullying
destructed noob: allegations
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: i asked you to tell me what my ip was
Herpaderp: wow chron
destructed noob: not to mention
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: and you havent delivered
Herpaderp: cyber
destructed noob: i'm gonna have to call in
Herpaderp: bully
destructed noob: underage drinking
<(IF)> Nagato: ,why?
Herpaderp: i got proof
destructed noob: wait a minute
Herpaderp: of chron
destructed noob: why would a nerd
Herpaderp: threatening violence
destructed noob: be at a kegger
destructed noob: and why were you at
Herpaderp: ???
destructed noob: a nerd kegger?
destructed noob: LOL
Herpaderp: LOL
Herpaderp: youa ctually
destructed noob: MATH SUPERSTARAS
Herpaderp: have a point there
Herpaderp: so chron
<(IF)>Goon: w.e man u have wayy more trolls in js and u will see that soon
destructed noob: was the chess club
Herpaderp: why were you at a kegger
Herpaderp: with nersd?
Herpaderp: nerds even
Herpaderp: ???
destructed noob: throwing its anual bash?
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: id consider myself a nerd if i hadnt won 2 state cups and nationals on my hs soccer team
Herpaderp: ROFL
<(IF)> Nagato: lolz math superstaras
destructed n[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]oob: OK ROFL
: and thats based on the fact
Herpaderp: HS SOCCER
Herpaderp: PRO
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: that i like star wars
Herpaderp: ok
Herpaderp: you got me
Herpaderp: i cant beat
Herpaderp: that
Herpaderp: irl toughness
destructed noob: KEG BASHING SOCCER SUPERSTAR STATE CHAMPION DIABLO 3 MEGA PIMP
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: yep
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: you forgot my bmw
destructed noob: he has all the credentials
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: and my drugs
<(IF)>Goon: well ur js now soo
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: and my club nights
destructed noob: word yo?
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E] was sabered by <(IF)>Goon
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: i think
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: you havent heard of any of that
destructed noob: so tell me
destructed noob: though
destructed noob: what makes a
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E] received a swift kick to the face from <(IF)>Goon
destructed noob: a 160 lb
destructed noob: hideous white nerd
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: what are you doing
destructed noob: smoke weed and think he's black
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E] was thrown to their doom by <(IF)>Goon
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: ROFL
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: you think weed
Herpaderp: i think i'm black
Herpaderp: on the internet
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: is for black people
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: thats fucking funny
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: black people dont even smoke weed
Herpaderp: oh
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: they smoke seeds and stems
Herpaderp: ok
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: you retard
destructed noob: ............
Herpaderp: OK
43] destructed noob: i cant handle this LOL
Herpaderp: SHITS
destructed noob: everything is says
<(IF)> Nagato: gtfo?
Herpaderp: FUCKING GANGSTA
destructed noob: is more ridiculous
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E] was sabered by <(IF)>Goon
destructed noob: than the last
destructed noob: LOL
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: jase
destructed noob: he decided
destructed noob: to prove himself
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: what you trying to do
destructed noob: a man
destructed noob: by talking about bashing a kid
destructed noob: in the face
destructed noob: at a keggar
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: he was my age
destructed noob: wow....
<(IF)>Goon: the alliance is broken go home to ur noob js friends
destructed noob: ROFL!@
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E] was sabered by <(IF)>Goon
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: really jase
Herpaderp: rofl
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: if you are that immature
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: go fuck yourself
Herpaderp: LOL
Herpaderp: asdkjbvhlaskdjfbvsl;dkfjbvlskdjfbgaag
destructed noob: THIS IS ROFL
<(IF)>Goon: no vooodoo is
<(IF)> Nagato: HE DOESNT NEED HIMSELF
destructed noob killed himself
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: am i voodoo
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: ?
Herpaderp: es
<(IF)> Nagato: THATS WHY IM HERE
<(IF)>Goon: he had to go cow mad disease
Herpaderp: yes
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: ami voodoo
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: yes or no
<(IF)>Goon: and go crazy on me
Herpaderp: yes
Herpaderp: YOU ARE VOODOOY
Herpaderp: STFU
Herpaderp: VOOFOO*
<(IF)>Goon: no but u wanna be with those tools so
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: but yo
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: if you wanna be a bitch
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: i cant forget our past
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: and if that means anything to you
<(IF)>Goon: thats because i was the best u ever had
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: you would chill out
destructed noob renamed to my work here is done
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: ROFL
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: the best i ever had
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: was my oa clan
<(IF)> Nagato: BUT U DIDNT DO ANYTHING
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: who raped anyone and everyone
<(IF)>Goon: well thats the past
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: k well
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: yes that is the past
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: elts start a new future
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: with fuck you jase
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: you immature little fuck
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: trying to hunt me
<(IF)>Goon: tell vooodooo to grow up ....
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: just cause i wont join your clan
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: immediately
Herpaderp: what exactly did voodoo say
Herpaderp: ?
<(IF)> Nagato: HERP IS THIS THE DRAMA U WANTED?
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: im done with this jk2 drama
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: pce out nerds
Herpaderp: gf
<(IF)>Goon: he put me in stationary
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: and go fuck yourselves for me
Herpaderp: <3
<(IF)> Nagato: GG <3
<(IF)>Goon: we love u 2 chron
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E] disconnected
<(IF)>Goon: wow
Herpaderp: to answer your question
Herpaderp: yes

is there a tl;dr?

Not really. It's just funny how everything he says is so retarded.

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t3hm1ghtyk4m1n4: You should fuck both of them
t3hm1ghtyk4m1n4: just to mess with him
warlord: lol
warlord: unprotected none the less
t3hm1ghtyk4m1n4: YES
t3hm1ghtyk4m1n4: MAKE COBBY BABIES
warlord: nope
t3hm1ghtyk4m1n4: epic troll job would be epic
warlord: he would freak out "just had a lovely weekend with [name here]" "Dude....you know i fucked her a week ago?....i came hard"
t3hm1ghtyk4m1n4: All up inside her too
warlord: yeah
t3hm1ghtyk4m1n4: No rubbers man
warlord: "she was dripping..."
t3hm1ghtyk4m1n4: Shit was cash
warlord: "she stood up and wouldn't stop dripping for 5 minutes"
t3hm1ghtyk4m1n4: Posted pics all over 4chan too
t3hm1ghtyk4m1n4: should have seen the epic thread
warlord: lol
t3hm1ghtyk4m1n4: ^best troll convo ever lol
warlord: and then link to a thread that's been deleted

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[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: thats my jk2 ip
[ JS ] Killa Chron [E]: not my real one

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I think this would count as a TL;DR for that chatlog.

Drives a BMW, goes to nerd keg parties, and has a modem dedicated to playing jetty.

master plan of electricity generation

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killallmkb42s.exe: know what bugs hell out of me
killallmkb42s.exe: the way they block out the mausoleum during victory day parades now
killallmkb42s.exe: not just blocking it with big fuckoff screens
killallmkb42s.exe: but with the russian flag
Harry: lollll
killallmkb42s.exe: ...which is the same as the old imperial one
killallmkb42s.exe: Fuck Putin
killallmkb42s.exe: nationalist cunt
Harry: they should wrap lenin in copper wire
Harry: and put him in a tube shaped magnet
Harry: each time the victory parade is on
Harry: .....wtf kind of field would a tube shaped magnet be
killallmkb42s.exe: 'strange'
Harry: yeah
Harry: they could just put lenins body underneath a big boiler and steam power russia for years
Harry: itd be more efficient than nuclear, just cause of how fuckin angry hed be
killallmkb42s.exe: lmao
killallmkb42s.exe: especially when some asshole company takes control of the grid and charges everyone for it

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