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sounds like my work, just not as hectic for as long.


"righto i want this entire vanity sprayed 8 times/ 4 coats, sanded 3 times (there was about 25 peices of wood just for that vanity, it was all open shelf)
oh and i want the entire kitchen in there done as well.

oh and all the doors we have given you have problems, cracks, scratches, dings ect, everyone which means you'll have to spend all this time fixing these up. before you can spray them.

it's your first time ever spraying things for us but i want there to be absolutely nothing outta place, if there is i'm gunna winge to the boss and yell alot, compounded by how much i winge and yell from my glass house already.
oh and we dont feel like acknowledging your 99% rate of perfect application.
oh and we are only gunna give you 1 piece of sand paper to sand everything, oh and they all have to be done by today.

oh and we dont feel like paying you OT
oh and we dont feel like paying you above the minimum wage.

What do you mean your frustrated? you must be one arrogant cunt to talk to use like that! Back in the old days we used to yadada and we'd do it TWICE AS FAST WITH SPEED AND QUALITY UNMATCHED yearpd ayeaopsdk rara oh these youth today sadflkhgslakhsalgkhsag"


dont ever be a cabinet maker unless you're your own boss, because jesus tap dancing christ i swear the entire industry is insane.

Can't remember if this was posted or not:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/29/aboxalypse_now/

http://regmedia.co.uk/2009/07/28/sony_3.jpg

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ouse-hole.html

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
Last one not an article, but still EQUALLY FUCKING AWESOME.

Bear on Ice :allears:

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MOSCOW, Russia (CNN) -- A bear on ice skates attacked two people during rehearsals at a circus in Bishkek, the capital of Kyrgyzstan, killing one of them, Kyrgyz officials said Friday.
In the incident, which happened Thursday, the 5-year-old animal killed the circus administrator, Dmitry Potapov, and mauled an animal trainer, who was attempting to rescue him.
"The incident occurred during a rehearsal by the Russian state circus company troupe which was performing in Bishkek with the program, Bears on Ice," Ministry of Culture and Information director Kurmangazy Isanayev told reporters.
It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck. Medical personnel were unable to save Potapov, who died at the scene.
The 29-year-old circus trainer Yevgeny Popov, who attempted to rescue Potapov, was also severely injured, according to doctors.
"The victim has sustained serious injuries - deep scalp lacerations, bruising of the brain, lacerations on his body. His condition is considered critical," Dr. Gulnara Tashibekova told reporters on Russian state television.
After the incident, the circus was cordoned off by police and emergency service workers. Experts have been brought in to examine the bear, which was shot and died at the scene.
Russia has a long-standing tradition of training bears to perform tricks such as riding motorcycles, ice skating, and playing hockey. Fatal attacks are unusual.

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Looks like that bear...
...got the last laugh.
:caruso:

http://www.newser.com/story/74400/te...-marriage.html

Ahahahahaha, that's great.

Some dude marries his Love Plus girlfriend...



wtf

What the motherfucking shitfucks.

http://gizmodo.com/5413037/google-google-google-google
gud