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ew what the fuck...
can you just imagine going to a mates house for a piss up and finding that in his bed room.
the lulz would be intense.
"So um...my fuckbuddy got a virus last night...she had to download an update to her anti virus while we were just getting warmed up....[awkward silence]"Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
I think i would die laughing if i heard that to be honest.
In order to produce an offspring, both sexes must have the same genus. If they have the same genus but the species differs, they produce an sterile offspring. :biology101:Quote:
Originally Posted by sdavis117In this case, and in most cases, I would say that is correct, even though in some cases inter-species sex can lead to an offspring.Quote:
Originally Posted by p0lar_bear
Take the Liger for example:
http://www.fahad.com/pics/liger.jpg
Even though in this case, it is impossible. This was most likely a mutation.
In the case of that stupid article, it's either bullshit or some fucking insane impossible mutation.
let's get this topic back on track
:lmao:
INDEPENDENCE TOWNSHIP, Mich. -- An Oakland County man was injured when a sledding stunt went wrong.Sheriff's deputies said the man held a sledding party at his home on Townview Drive in Independence Township last Saturday night.Investigators said they were told by witnesses that the 62-year-old man had been drinking when he fashioned a device using a motorcycle muffler, a piece of pipe, gunpowder, match heads and gasoline.Witnesses said the man strapped the device on his back, donned a makeshift helmet and got on a sled, asking someone to light a wick attached to the device.Part of the way down the hill, the device exploded, resulting in second-degree burns to the victim's face. One of his eyes was damaged.He is currently getting treatment at a local hospital.Sheriff's deputies continue to investigate the incident pending possible criminal charges.
the fuck? charges for whom? the old man hopefully
this is just like a giant cock smack in the face for the canadian health system...
i lol'd
ST. JOHN'S, N.L. -- Newfoundland Premier Danny Williams will undergo heart surgery later this week in the United States.
Deputy premier Kathy Dunderdale confirmed the treatment at a news conference Tuesday, but would not reveal the location of the operation or how it would be paid for.
"He has gone to a renowned expert in the procedure that he needs to have done," said Ms. Dunderdale, who will become acting premier while Mr. Williams is away for three to 12 weeks.
"In consultation with his own doctors, he's decided to go that route."
Mr. Williams' decision to leave Canada for the surgery has raised eyebrows over his apparent shunning of Canada's health-care system.
"It was never an option offered to him to have this procedure done in this province," said Ms. Dunderdale, refusing to answer whether the procedure could be done elsewhere in Canada.
Mr. Williams, 59, has said nothing of his health in the media.
"The premier has made a commitment that once he's through this procedure and he's well enough, he's going to talk about the whole process and share as much detail with you as he's comfortable to do at that time," she said.
Ms. Dunderdale wouldn't say where in the U.S. Mr. Williams is seeking treatment.
A popular Progressive Conservative premier, Mr. Williams has also seen his share of controversy. During the 2008 federal election, Mr. Williams vehemently opposed the Conservative government, launching his "Anything But Conservative" -- which has been credited with keeping the Tories from winning any seats in the province.
He's also drawn criticism for his support of the seal hunt.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...sing-home.html
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Dr David Dosa, a geriatrician and assistant professor at Brown University, said that five years of records showed Oscar rarely erring, sometimes proving medical staff at the New England nursing home wrong in their predictions over which patients were close to death.
The tortoiseshell and white cat spends its days pacing from room to room, rarely spending any time with patients except those with just hours to live.
If kept outside the room of a dying patient, Oscar will scratch on the door trying to get in.
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Published: 7:42PM GMT 01 Feb 2010Quote:
Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å
O rly?
any ways from that same site.
Banker viewing topless women caught out on Australian TV
A banker was caught logging on to look at pictures of topless women in his office - not realising a television news reporter was speaking live to camera just a few feet away.
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The worker was sat at his desk at Australia's Macquarie Bank with his back to the camera as he looked at the images, apparently totally oblivious to the business analyst breaking news about interest rates in front of him.
One of the pictures has been identified as actor Orlando Bloom's model girlfriend, Miranda Kerr.
The incident was screened on Australian television on Channel 7's Sunrise show on Tuesday morning and was posted on Youtube within two hours.
As the bank's private wealth spokesman Martin Lakos reveals that official interest rates are remaining unchanged at 3.75 per cent, his colleague strolls into view and sits down.
He immediately brings up a page of a topless woman, then goes back to share charts.
As a colleague chats to him from the other side of his screen, he flicks between photos of girls and financial news, before turning and finally seeing the camera behind him.