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Old dude searches for crossword puzzle answer, finds porn
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A CROSSWORD fan aged 89 used an internet search to solve a clue about a donkey - and was bombarded with hard-core porn.
Jack Sedgewick got stuck on 14 across: "Wild asian ass."
The great-grandad typed "asian ass" into Yahoo's search engine in the hope of finding the answer to the newspaper poser.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...y_1052975a.jpgWild asian ass ... aka equus hemionus onagerJean-Paul Ferrero / ardea.com
But he was stunned when it threw up dozens of porn sites displaying photos of naked Asian girls. One offered "the hottest spicy asian ass you'll ever see".
Ex-engineer Jack said: "I was shaken. The images were horrendous. I didn't know this sort of stuff existed."
After trying variations on the theme with the same result, frantic Jack finally found the answer by changing his search to "donkey sanctuaries".
It was "onager" - sometimes known as "Wild Ass Asian" and found in deserts from the Mid East to Tibet.
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Good to know he's up too speed about what the internet is really for
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the Crossbow cannibal.
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Mature student Griffiths is charged with murdering three vice girls - Suzanne Blamires, 36, Shelley Armitage, 31, and mum-of-three Susan Rushworth, 43 - since June last year.
Read more:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz0pK8pY91b
Griffiths walked into court alongside three security guards at 10am.
His handcuffs had been removed and he swung his arms as he was ushered into the dock, with 12ft-high glass screens, in wood-panelled Court 3.
Miss Sour asked: "Can you give the court your name, please?"
He scratched the top of his head and told district judge Susan Bouch: "The Crossbow Cannibal."
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Ice cream truck music stops riot
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Nursery rhymes set to music are deeply uncool. Just ask the bottle-throwing teenagers on the Twinbrook estate on outskirts of west Belfast. Ice cream music was played to them as they misbehaved and it stopped them.
In an action that was cleverly psychological, the nursery tunes were blasted through the loudspeakers of a Police Service of Northern Ireland (PSNI) armored Land Rover after the patrol came under attack from about 15 teenagers last weekend.
The police have said no further action was taken. However it's understood that senior officers have taken a dim view of the successful tactic.
'The crew passed a group of around 15 youths who threw bottles at their Land Rover police vehicle,” a PSNI spokesman told the Belfast Telegraph.
“An officer used the vehicle's loudspeaker system to play music to the youths in an effort to use humor to defuse the situation. The youths stopped throwing the bottles. However police accept that this was not an appropriate action. The officer has been spoken to by a senior officer in order to establish the circumstances of the incident.”
Among those who did not see the funny side was Sinn Fein councilor Angela Nelson. “It was a very immature way for police to deal with a very serious problem,” she said. We have serious issues with on-street drinking and the anti-social behavior that results from that on-street drinking. I would have expected the PSNI to have a more mature outlook and not to come up and play ice cream tunes.”
Nelson dismissed the PSNI’s statement which said the music had defused a tense situation.
'”hat is a very good excuse when they have been caught out. It’s waffle. Where in the world does a police service say that their way of dealing with anti-social behavior is through humor?”
The answer to Nelson's question is Los Angeles. The Drew Street gang was for years one of the most dangerous street gangs in northeast L.A. Hooded gang members lurked behind parked cars and on apartment balconies. At night, tires squealed and gunshots echoed while neighbors huddled in their homes.
In response to the nightly terror the City renamed the streets where the gang congregated Gay Street and Pansy Square. Overnight, after the name change, the gang no longer congregated there and crime decreased.
Perhaps there's more to this humorous and psychological approach than may initially meet the eye.
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Oh god
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_iowa_obama_billboard
Reminds me of the picture I posted in the random funny :v:
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Spartan094
There's some weird people out there :\
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Originally Posted by Report: Teens Using Digital Drugs to Get High
Kids around the country are getting high on the internet, thanks to MP3s that induce a state of ecstasy. And it could be a gateway drug leading teens to real-world narcotics. At least, that’s what Oklahoma News 9 is reporting about a phenomenon called “i-dosing,” which involves finding an online dealer who can hook you up with “digital drugs” that get you high through your headphones.
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/07/digital-drugs/
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FFS, it's like the person writing the article doesn't have a clue how the neural beats work. You have to listen to these stupid synth waves for like 20 minutes to a hour with your eyes closed. They hardly do anything and it's boring and annoying to use them.
I'd rather just get drunk on Listerine. (not that I'd actually do that)
