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Ahahaha, this was good:

http://www.zergnet.com/news/18993/hi...ing-knock-offs

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Originally Posted by Donut

i think what he means is theyre easier to spot. like, seeing them come towards you and seeing them on the ground. they had quite the smoke trail and light effect iirc. now DODGING them is a different story, especially on maps like rat race and chill out. but even if someone throws one near your feet, youre kind of fucked if it doesnt bounce enough for you to get some distance from it

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just dont play on shit maps and you never had a problem.

honestly if they where that close to you that they could nade you and you'd couldn't dodge, it's because your too dam close and using the wrong weapon.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/big-bang-th...005602680.html

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Part of its (The Big Bang Theory) charm is offering jokes about work, romance, sex and geekdom, without falling back on stereotypes.

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That was actually a pretty funny read, Noob.
Although, I disagree with just about all of it...

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My Little Pony: Friendship is Satanic

Oh, I'm fucking dying over here! :lmao:

Why does anyone post hyper-conservative, Christian-extremist articles anymore? Those crackpots stopped being funny 2 years ago.

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The depiction of ponies in this series is un-biblical. According to the Bible (Gen 1:26) man has been given dominion over all beasts (including ponies), and thus the portrayal of these worker-animals as talking intelligent creatures with their own will and personality is clearly in contradiction to God’s teaching. We would have preferred to see a more realistic portrayal of God’s creation, for example showing young men and women working the land with their ponies just as God intended. As everybody knows, Man (created in God’s image) is the only life on earth born with a soul, and capable of moral reasoning. To suggest that ponies might also have souls undermines the entire basis of the Christian Bible.

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Stopped reading there. Absolutely ridiculous. Not even funny, just fucking sad.

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Originally Posted by Amit

Why does anyone post hyper-conservative, Christian-extremist articles anymore? Those crackpots stopped being funny 2 years ago.

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Where I live, hyper-conservative, Christian-extremist views are the norm. I'm considered an abomination by the community because I'm Atheist and further left-winged than they are.

Lawd Have mercy on your soul, godless heathen :P